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Mayube
Mayube
4:00 PM
I think my bot is so efficient that it inflates prices to the point where bots hit infinity balance within 40 rounds
without my bot in there, prices are still absurdly inflated, but don't hit inf
 
Erik the Outgolfer
Erik the Outgolfer
hm, I'm not sure if that will disqualify your bot
 
Mayube
Mayube
well even without running my bot
this is with 1 lone trader, 3 chips, 1 monkeys and 1 passive
the final stock price is 3064495658889783590751541146101891843990147911009785527535034246173431862604134‌​474783897522448359758656658966378674824633399232001085272541643437812963733147255‌​894941865399896594323351561221393519135099663935522486227764047808690621405357314‌​28
 
Erik the Outgolfer
Erik the Outgolfer
why are you including 3 chimps?
 
Mayube
Mayube
why not?
 
Erik the Outgolfer
Erik the Outgolfer
are you doing it for testing purposes?
like, putting the chimps in so that you've got more players?
 
Mayube
Mayube
4:04 PM
yeah
the chimps all did really well
the worst of the 3 chimps had a 270 digit balance, while the best had a 295 digit balance
next best was your lone accountant with.. interestingly enough, the exact same balance as my passive trader
Both ended with exactly 1.4908771380498743e+244
 
Erik the Outgolfer
Erik the Outgolfer
um, how are you sure that's "exact same"?
you can't see the whole number
 
Mayube
Mayube
you know what I mean
 
AdmBorkBork
AdmBorkBork
 
Erik the Outgolfer
Erik the Outgolfer
I'm quite surprised by that result, I thought that my bot would get beaten down by random bots (they don't know what is good for them)
 
Mayube
Mayube
the truly random bot, monkeys, did awefully
 
Erik the Outgolfer
Erik the Outgolfer
4:09 PM
yeah me too
 
Mayube
Mayube
probabl,y because it ended up skipping a lot of rounds by returning invalid responses
which is kind of the point
 
Erik the Outgolfer
Erik the Outgolfer
and going bankrupt too
 
Mayube
Mayube
oh yeah good point
 
Erik the Outgolfer
Erik the Outgolfer
so, in my case, my bot came in third
(one of each bot)
 
Mayube
Mayube
in my case, your bot came 4th, behind the 3 chimps, and tied with the passive
I'll run it again with only 1 chimp
with only 1 chimp, yours came 2nd, ahead of Passive trader
but chimps was still waaay ahead
 
Pavel
Pavel
4:13 PM
CMP: grep, ack, rg, or ag (or something else)?
 
Mayube
Mayube
lone had a 154 digit balance, chimps had a 306 digit balance
 
DJMcMayhem
DJMcMayhem
@AdmBorkBork Holy scheisse
 
Erik the Outgolfer
Erik the Outgolfer
I feel like the chimps have gotten extremely lucky
 
Mr. Xcoder
Mr. Xcoder
Sorry if I've forgotten something else that is important.
Oh yeah, Windows Phone, but who finds that best anyway? ;P
 
Pavel
Pavel
1) Windows Phones are great 2) Why do you have Google Nexus and not just Google?
Also Windows Phones are covered by Nokia
 
Erik the Outgolfer
Erik the Outgolfer
4:25 PM
which is acquired by Microsoft IIRC
 
Pavel
Pavel
Yep
 
Mr. Xcoder
Mr. Xcoder
1) Eugh 2) Becuase I'm strictly talking about phones 3) Right
 
Pavel
Pavel
@Mr.Xcoder Right. I have a phone by google. It is not a nexus.
 
Erik the Outgolfer
Erik the Outgolfer
e.g. Google Pixel
 
Pavel
Pavel
Yes
 
Mr. Xcoder
Mr. Xcoder
4:27 PM
Just tick the Nexus mark then
Forgot 'bout Pixel
 
Erik the Outgolfer
Erik the Outgolfer
hm, was it you who voted for Apple?
 
Mr. Xcoder
Mr. Xcoder
Who else could it have been? :P I wanna participate in the poll too
 
Dennis
Dennis
@Mr.Xcoder OnePlus
 
DJMcMayhem
DJMcMayhem
@Mr.Xcoder In my life, I have owned 3 phones. A dumb phone, a really old Samsung, and a Pixel. I really like my pixel, but I feel like I don't really have a worthwhile opinion since I have no clue how any of the others are
 
Mr. Xcoder
Mr. Xcoder
@Dennis TBH I have never heard of that >_<
@DJMcMayhem I see. I have also owned 3 phones: Nokia, Samsung and Apple in this order. Intermittently have used BlackBerry, Huawei and HTC too, though
 
Erik the Outgolfer
Erik the Outgolfer
4:31 PM
note: I have a Xiaomi but voted for Huawei
 
Mayube
Mayube
@Mr.Xcoder Sony?
I've yet to find an android I liked more than the Sony Xperia
 
Mr. Xcoder
Mr. Xcoder
I must revise that poll.
 
Erik the Outgolfer
Erik the Outgolfer
I hope I never have a Huawey phone
 
Mr. Xcoder
Mr. Xcoder
This time I included Xiaomi :P
 
Erik the Outgolfer
Erik the Outgolfer
but my vote was always for Huawei
 
Mr. Xcoder
Mr. Xcoder
4:42 PM
>_> Did I just type it with y in the second poll? /look_of_disapproval
 
Erik the Outgolfer
Erik the Outgolfer
4 mins ago, by Erik the Outgolfer
I hope I never have a Huawey phone
not in the mood for counterfeit
 
Mr. Xcoder
Mr. Xcoder
Someone else voted for Apple. Wonder who it might be :p
 
Dennis
Dennis
I wonder what else they are wrong about. :P
 
dzaima
dzaima
> it
 
Erik the Outgolfer
Erik the Outgolfer
sure, who knows if it's a human?
 
Pavel
Pavel
4:51 PM
For some reason in the expression "who is it" and related forms "it" is perfectly acceptable.
 
Okx
Okx
5:04 PM
@Mr.Xcoder you should allow multiple options
 
 
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Beta Decay
Beta Decay
6:14 PM

 The Break Room

Discussion for the Stack Exchange Stock Exchange KotH
 
Okx
Okx
It'd be nice if there was some actual system for KOTH submissions
 
Beta Decay
Beta Decay
6:29 PM
@Okx What kind of system?
 
Okx
Okx
A way to make submissions and they get automatically added to the KOTH and given a score
 
Beta Decay
Beta Decay
I see. It could be done if the controller was hosted online
 
AdmBorkBork
AdmBorkBork
Wasn't someone (Nathan?) working on a meta controller?
 
Beta Decay
Beta Decay
It was done in this one:
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Q: Capture The Flag

soktinpkThis is a game of capture the flag, heavily inspired and based off of Red vs. Blue - Pixel Team Battlebots. That was an awesome question (thank you very much Calvin'sHobbies; I hope you don't mind that I shamelessly stole a lot of code from you) -- here's another team based king-of-the-hill. Hope...

king-of-the-hill javascript
 
Anush
Anush
anyone know any cython?
 
Pavel
Pavel
7:03 PM
Quartata does
 
quartata
quartata
yeah?
 
Pavel
Pavel
"anyone know any ...?" => "Quartata does"
 
quartata
quartata
No I know
That was a prompt to ask the question
the fact that i have to explain this, proves that the english language is a Failure and a Sham. might as well pack it up linguists
 
OMᗺ
OMᗺ
@quartata: Ever considered switching to Lojban?
 
quartata
quartata
pleased to announce that i am now officially deprecating the English Language on my feed. we encourage anyone using English to switch to Klingon for improved efficiency and information content
Tweeted by quartatertots on June 4, 2018 at 8:55 PM
however, I posted this out of pressure from the Imperialists
i do not actually endorse the "Time Slower" language
 
OMᗺ
OMᗺ
7:12 PM
Lol, idk anything about Klingon but I just assume it's worse than English
 
quartata
quartata
its nothing wrong with the language really
its very.... focused
 
OMᗺ
OMᗺ
"Its vocabulary, heavily centered on Star Trek-Klingon concepts such as spacecraft or warfare, can sometimes make it cumbersome for everyday use.[citation needed]"
Guess you won't be talking about Cython in Klingon..
@quartata Apparently (^), yeah
Though I'm not sure if they'd count talking about Cython as everyday use..
 
Pavel
Pavel
@quartata tbh I was just hoping to attract stars
 
quartata
quartata
7:32 PM
@OMᗺ mu'mey ghaj 'e' "ghun" "De'wI'" je Hech
(It has words that mean "computer" and "program")
@Pavel rule #1: never post in context
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OMᗺ
OMᗺ
@quartata say what?
 
quartata
quartata
6 mins ago, by quartata
(It has words that mean "computer" and "program")
 
OMᗺ
OMᗺ
Oh lol, actually one should be able to tell by the "s
Do you actually know it or did you use some translator/looked it up?
 
quartata
quartata
no I know a little, used to know more
although I did need a dictionary for computer and program
 
OMᗺ
OMᗺ
Guess, usually you'd be talking about spacecrafts and warfare then
@quartata: What's var'aq?
 
Mr. Xcoder
Mr. Xcoder
7:45 PM
CMC: Swap every 2 words in a string only containing spaces and letters. Example: Puzzles Programming Golf Code => Programming Puzzles Code Golf; Want some more milk boy => some Want milk more boy
 
DJMcMayhem
DJMcMayhem
What if there are an odd number of words?
 
Erik the Outgolfer
Erik the Outgolfer
Jelly, 6 bytes: Ḳs2UẎK
 
quartata
quartata
@OMᗺ apparently Klingon Forth. never seen it before
pretty funny though
 
Mr. Xcoder
Mr. Xcoder
@DJMcMayhem Leave the ending word unchanged.
 
quartata
quartata
(The actual word doesn't mean anything but it fits the phonology)
 
OMᗺ
OMᗺ
7:48 PM
@quartata That was my question ^^
 
Mr. Xcoder
Mr. Xcoder
The CMC is actually extremely useful to me because my friends and I only talk this way (with every other word swapped)
 
OMᗺ
OMᗺ
Just thought there must be an esolang for it, so I had to look it up
 
Beta Decay
Beta Decay
var'aQ is hard to use
The interpreter's buggy and the docs are lacking
 
Pavel
Pavel
Also Forth
 
DJMcMayhem
DJMcMayhem
@Mr.Xcoder sounds That to hard do
 
Mr. Xcoder
Mr. Xcoder
7:50 PM
not It's you once used get it to
 
Erik the Outgolfer
Erik the Outgolfer
V?
 
Beta Decay
Beta Decay
Weird, I read that perfectly without realising it was swapped
 
DJMcMayhem
DJMcMayhem
it's maybe pig-latin like. At confusing but first you then used get it to
@EriktheOutgolfer Strangely difficult
 
Beta Decay
Beta Decay
 
DJMcMayhem
DJMcMayhem
Oh wait, I forgot. I have the perfect plugin installed
 
Erik the Outgolfer
Erik the Outgolfer
7:53 PM
@DJMcMayhem asked I it's because easy usually "leave to last the unchanged" word
 
DJMcMayhem
DJMcMayhem
@Mr.Xcoder òcxiwW.f l
@EriktheOutgolfer my with approach original, actually it work didn't there when an was number even words of, it but fine worked odd with.
 
Erik the Outgolfer
Erik the Outgolfer
an that's oxymoron...
 
DJMcMayhem
DJMcMayhem
Sorry
 
Erik the Outgolfer
Erik the Outgolfer
hours 6 later...
 
Pavel
Pavel
guys
no pls
talk normal
 
DJMcMayhem
DJMcMayhem
7:58 PM
points bonus anyone to can who it do brain in flak.
 
Pavel
Pavel
(or at least somewhat normal)
 
DJMcMayhem
DJMcMayhem
@Pavel k, sorry
 
New Main Posts
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Q: Roman Army Shields

Luis felipe De jesus MunozSandbox post (deleted) The old roman army formations are very famous around the world. In these formations roman legionaries grouped in a geometric shape (usually a rectangle) protecting the flanks and the superior part of it using their shields. The legionaries at interior positions covered the...

code-golf matrix
 
Mr. Xcoder
Mr. Xcoder
@Pavel don't I it get, you did "normal talk" mean?
@DJMcMayhem Imagine I very it's hard.
 
DJMcMayhem
DJMcMayhem
Yeah, it would be very very hard.
 
OMᗺ
OMᗺ
8:02 PM
@Mr.Xcoder feel I this like work: should 6 Husk, wṁ↔C2w bytes:
 
Pavel
Pavel
Wheat Wizard could probably do it
 
OMᗺ
OMᗺ
Husk Somehow uwshow chooses of instead :S unwords
Can someone unfreeze Husk's chatroom?
 
DJMcMayhem
DJMcMayhem
Link?
 
OMᗺ
OMᗺ
 
DJMcMayhem
DJMcMayhem
in Husk, 29 secs ago, by DJMcMayhem
You there it's. Go frozen un now
 
OMᗺ
OMᗺ
8:07 PM
@DJMcMayhem Thanks a lot!
 
Beta Decay
Beta Decay
8:33 PM
I hate that twitter shows what people have liked on my timeline
It's making my feed relentlessly political when I'm not interested in that stuff
 
Pavel
Pavel
8:49 PM
I want tweets by people I follow sorted from most to least recent and nothing else
 
quartata
quartata
no
 
Beta Decay
Beta Decay
I've just installed a new twitter client
Chronological order is so sweet
 
Pavel
Pavel
My twitter is basically news + quartata
 
Beta Decay
Beta Decay
Basically astrophysics and mountaineering for me
 
quartata
quartata
twitter is supposed to bring us Together. and Together. and Together. and Together. and Together. until there is nothing left.
 
Pavel
Pavel
8:51 PM
i think black holes do that
 
quartata
quartata
well yeah
 
ngn
ngn
9:02 PM
@Mr.Xcoder oK: " "/,/|:'0N 2#" "\
 
wastl
wastl
9:12 PM
@Mr.Xcoder perl -p, 21 bytes: s/(\S+) (\S+)/\2 \1/g
 
Pavel
Pavel
alias sed='perl -pe'
 
quartata
quartata
psed
 
HyperNeutrino
HyperNeutrino
@flawr thanks for store suggestion was cool place :D
 
Pavel
Pavel
@quartata Is that literally just sed but with not horrible regex
 
quartata
quartata
theres also s2p
 
Pavel
Pavel
9:22 PM
@quartata How do I install this magical command?
 
Adám
Adám
@Mr.Xcoder @wastl save 4 bytes with QuadR, 17 bytes (\S+) (\S+) \2 \1
 
quartata
quartata
it come with perl
 
Pavel
Pavel
@quartata not on TIO it doesn't
Or on my local system
(Where my local system is Strawberry Perl)
 
quartata
quartata
oh well
oh I guess the newer distributions don't include them anymore :(
a2p and s2p used to always be there
its on CPAN as App::s2p
 
Pavel
Pavel
TY 
gmake: *** No rule to make target 'script/psed', needed by 'blib\script\psed'.  Stop.
ಠ_ಠ
 
 
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feersum
feersum
11:13 PM
Trying to use Perl on Windows is generally a mistake.
 
Destructible Lemon
Destructible Lemon
@quartata swear to pod
 
quartata
quartata
@feersum s/Perl on//
doing this now so people cant post a regex taking out the windows part. thast called preemption
 
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