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9:11 PM
@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 is that the I honour $LANG flag?
@El'endiaStarman *without the consent of everyone
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Yup.
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Kinda hard to get the consent of thousands, if not tens or hundreds of thousands of people...
Well, for Project Euler anyway.
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Not even when everyone consents.
 
@El'endiaStarman I meant in an environment where participants consent.
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Well, if it's public (and google-able), then "participants" kinda includes everyone.
But if it's private, then I agree.
 
9:16 PM
@El'endiaStarman not what I'm saying. I meant PARTICIPANTS in a conversation
 
Anonymous
Really though, there are dozens of Github repos with PE solutions in them. At this point, showing off a PE solution is just peeing in the ocean.
 
I'd still prefer to not be another place where PE problems are spoiled.
 
Anyhow, here is my solution to PE 324: print 3.5
 
Anonymous
9:18 PM
That would be one thing if PE problems were particularly novel. By that logic, graduate-level math courses spoil PE problems.
 
@Mego Why should that matter?
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Heh. I thought solutions to PE problems are integers so large.
 
@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 Some problems ask for a float, actually.
 
@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 one of the answers was, like, 40 (not really 40, but that type of number)
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ What's the textual flag format you've been using?
 
9:19 PM
@LegionMammal978 oh, it's a new language of mine. draws stuff
not yet published
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ bahahaha
 
(.).(•)
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Anywhere I can download a... beta... version?
 
...
@LegionMammal978 well, there's no github yet :P I can make it right now, but I don't want some nut to ninja the answers
 
9:22 PM
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ .⁔.
 
Anonymous
@El'endiaStarman Because "spoiling" something implies that there's something special/novel about it. PE problems are run-of-the-mill graduate math problems. While I can understand the desire for people to solve the problems themselves rather than "cheating" and using solutions found online, it's not really "spoiling" the challenge when a solution is posted, since 1) it can be easily ignored, 2) understanding the solution is often as difficult as understanding the problem, and...
 
you're killing me with suspense ._.
 
Anonymous
3) you wouldn't get upset with your math professor for "spoiling" a PE problem because they taught the Chinese remainder theorem and its implications.
 
@Mego and 4) One could find a much more efficient solution themself.
 
Anonymous
9:26 PM
Perhaps
 
@Mego Knowing the math doesn't mean that you know how to implement it algorithmically.
 
I think El'endia is complaining about hard-to-ignore, out in the open solutions blatantly posted in a common place
or maybe that's just me
 
Anonymous
Sharing a brute-force solution causes no harm, because such a solution is very straightforward, and almost certainly won't solve the problem in a reasonable amount of time. Similarly, sharing a clever, efficient solution won't cause harm either, because the effort required to understand the logic involved is very similar to the effort required to learn about the topic and devise a solution yourself.
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ That's largely right.
@Mego Running a solution is easy though.
 
Anonymous
9:29 PM
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ SE chat has an ignore button. Nobody forces you to read every challenge/question on SE. Unless the solution is spray-painted on the wall of a large building, it's easy to ignore.
 
ignore users, yes, but not messages
 
@Mego There's no guarantee whatsoever that everyone will ignore a blatant solution posted in chat.
 
Anonymous
@El'endiaStarman If someone wanted to cheat, they can easily find other solutions online and run them. Even better (for them), they could just look at a compiled list of answers. Posting one solution doesn't do any harm, because there are hundreds of other solutions already out there.
 
@Mego I don't want TNB to be a place you can cheat from.
 
Anonymous
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Ignore the user, wait for enough messages to be posted that it's off your screen, then unignore the user and peruse the transcript to see what you missed. It's not difficult (I do it all the time when people decide to wax political).
 
9:32 PM
@Mego it does encourage more wrong behaviour
@Mego fair enough. (btw what is "wax political"?)
 
@Mego That's far more complex than "Don't post solutions publicly.".
 
Anonymous
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Nobody is going to look at the TNB transcript to find a solution to a PE problem. They're going to look at one of those very popular Github repos. Besides, "wrong" is relative.
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ "wax" in this case is somewhat synonymous with "turn" or "become".
 
Anonymous
All I'm saying is, a PE solution being posted in here is not a big enough deal to throw a fit over.
 
@El'endiaStarman oh, as opposed to wane?
 
9:34 PM
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Actually, no. :P
 
@El'endiaStarman oh.
 
"wane" isn't used in a similar idiomatic sense as "wax" in phrases like "wax political".
 
oh, okay. TIL
 
There's probably an EL&U question on this...
 
probably
If a language compiles to a language called "BASIC", what should the new language be called? "COMPLEX"? :P
 
Anonymous
9:35 PM
"Wax political" means "to go on about a political topic, being an armchair philosopher". The idiom can be used with many different areas of knowledge/learning. For example, right now, you could say I am waxing linguistic.
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i just noticed that @Dennis is featured on meta se tour
 
huh. and I guess I'm a waxing learner? or is that wrong
 
@dorukayhan dead link
 
Anonymous
For example: My grandfather has a tendency to wax political, even when the conversation topic has nothing to do with politics. He's not invited to family gatherings anymore.
 
9:37 PM
ohh okay
poor grandpa
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ *accidentally types meta.stackexchange.tour instead of meta.stackexchange.com/tour*
 
@dorukayhan huh cool
 
Anonymous
Freshmen who are taking Intro to Philosophy and have just read their first Rand/Kant/Nietzsche essay have a tendency to wax philosophical.
 
@El'endiaStarman I just made an awesome bot for spacewa
r
it beats every bot but helios
by at least double
 
Impressive!
 
9:39 PM
too much tilt-shift? :P
 
And yeah, Helios is a really good bot.
 
@Downgoat beautiful
 
@Downgoat Depends on the effect you want.
 
Anonymous
However, they are missing the requisite leather armchair, monocle, and glass of brandy to truly discuss philosophical ideals.
 
@El'endiaStarman but because of your scoring technique, it's better than helios
 
9:40 PM
ahaha
 
What's the technical name for a member of a sequence?
 
on the scoreboard
 
@VTCAKAVSMoACE Element?
 
@VTCAKAVSMoACE item, entry?
 
Anonymous
@VTCAKAVSMoACE Element?
 
9:40 PM
^, ^^^
 
Anonymous
Ninjo'd by the Starman
 
@El'endiaStarman Yes, that one.
ty
 
I almost suggested "item" too, but saw Downgoat's message in time. :P
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ brb submitting to nat geo
 
:o did you take it??
 
9:41 PM
yea but i lightroom'd it quite a bit
 
@Downgoat I do like how your eye just gets drawn right to the focal point.
 
I got the JS module system down in cheddar. time to make a cheddar module system >_>
 
Anonymous
For example, if your sequence was action movie stars, and you had [Stallone, Seagel, Schwarzenegger, Van Damme, Willis], one might argue that the best actor is the Fifth Element in the list.
 
but it isn't ordered, is it?
 
9:43 PM
@Mego *groan*
 
@El'endiaStarman that's what I was going for but, idk, i just can't seem to get the right amount of blurring in the right places.
 
Anonymous
@El'endiaStarman Yay somebody appreciated that pun
 
Anonymous
It took way too long to set up, though - trying to figure out how to spell The Arnold's last name took a while
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Closest I could find was this: english.stackexchange.com/a/21674/8829 . I didn't find anything about using "wane" in the same way.
 
9:45 PM
@DrGreenEggsandIronMan I'ᴍ ᴊᴇʟʟʏ
@DrGreenEggsandIronMan 5 is the cosmic number?
afaict all sequences end in 5
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ que?
 
Anonymous
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ It's inverse fibonacci
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I think it's- ninja'd by Mego.
 
What did you mean though?
 
Anonymous
 
Anonymous
Besides, 4 is the cosmic number.
 
^^^^
It is fibo-inverse
It doesn't work though. It fails on 0.
 
@El'endiaStarman I still need to clean up the code, write a story, and do other stuff
 
Anonymous
Given any number, count how many characters appear in its spelled-out English form. Repeat until fixed point. You get 4.
 
spoilers
probably outdated
 
CMC: Find the cosmic number.
Jelly, 1 byte: 4
 
MyFourLang, 0 bytes:
 
do we have a challenge where the objective is to do nothing and return instantly?
 
9:50 PM
Brain-flak, 10 bytes: (()()()())
 
Anonymous
@dorukayhan No, and it should probably stay that way
 
@dorukayhan no because that's boring and it's an empty program in 99.99% of languages
 
@dorukayhan no offense, but that would be boring and--dangit mego
 
@dorukayhan Not as far as I know. Which is a good thing.
 
Anonymous
Empty program is too trivial
 
9:51 PM
I agree with all of the above. :P
 
Plus it's almost a universal polyglot.
 
Also, Minkolang, 1 byte: .
 
^^
 
Infinite polyglot, 0 bytes:
it might be interesting for langs where the 0 bytes solution doesn't terminate
but stil
 
Anonymous
Depending on your interpretation of "do nothing", it'd either be 0 or 1 byte () in Actually, and 0 bytes in Seriously.
 
9:52 PM
1 byte solutions in 2D
 
Anonymous
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Specifically toroidal 2D
 
Also, a lot of languages have no concept of "return".
 
@Mego yes
@DrGreenEggsandIronMan a lot of esolangs, or regular languages?
 
In V it would sorta be ñ, but that's poorly defined.
 
Anonymous
I'm fairly sure there's a 2D lang that doesn't wrap, and exits when the IP gets stuck on a wall/corner.
 
9:53 PM
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Well, how many non-esolangs have no concept of functions?
 
@DrGreenEggsandIronMan almost none.
which is why I asked
 
A couple, probably, but not very many. Or any I can think of.
 
@everyonewhopingedme so, is there such a challenge where empty programs are forbidden?
 
0
A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

VTCAKAVSMoACEProduce the Rummy Sequence code-golfarray-manipulationmath Your task is to take an input n and output element n of the Rummy Sequence. Definition Each element of the Rummy Sequence is a boolean array. Ex.: [true, false]. The steps to producing a member of the Rummy Sequence are quite simple:...

 
@dorukayhan I think newer quine challenges are like that
 
9:54 PM
3 mins ago, by Dr Green Eggs and Iron Man
@dorukayhan Not as far as I know. Which is a good thing.
Would that be equivalent to "Shortest (non-empty) NOP"?
 
he's just asking if there are challenges that forbid empty programs.
 
anyone here know how to emscripten? pls
 
Anonymous
 
Anonymous
Oh "such a challenge" I misread that
 
I wrote a 0-byte answer once.
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A: Simple cat program

Dr Green Eggs and Iron ManV, 0 bytes   Try it online! V's idea of "memory" is just a gigantic 2D array of characters. Before any program is ran, all input it loaded into this array (known as "The Buffer"). Then, at the end of any program, all text in the buffer is printed. In other words, the empty program is a cat p...

 
9:58 PM
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A: "99 Bottles of Beer"

VTCAKAVSMoACEVitsy, 0 Bytes Seriously ain't got nothin' on me. (@Mego I'm so sorry. ;)) Try it online! (Just hit "Run")

 
Minkolang doesn't have a valid 0-byte program. :(
 
Anonymous
Actually's cat program would be 0 bytes if it weren't for the fact that the stack-based nature makes the input lines be output in reverse order
 
Anonymous
> one day, it'll be better than Seriously
 
Anonymous
Still waiting on that day :)
 
ಠ_ಠ
 
9:59 PM
@VTCAKAVSMoACE But TBF, that's a "Hey, let's pick something interesting for a 0-byte program". Mine is a "This is just the way the language works".
 
@DrGreenEggsandIronMan What's the difference?
 
@VTCAKAVSMoACE the latter case is more bydesign than the former
 
Jolf's 0 byte is truth machine :P
 
@DrGreenEggsandIronMan im curious as to how dennis will outgolf this
3
 
Anonymous
@VTCAKAVSMoACE One is a side effect of the language design, the other is a deliberately-chosen outcome that really doesn't have much to do with the language design
 
10:00 PM
^
TY mego.
 
Anonymous
Welcome :)
 
@Dennis ^^^^^
 
> Jelly, -100 GB: This erases parts of the hard drive as it runs.
 
@VTCAKAVSMoACE ._.
 
@Downgoat It's only logical.
 
10:04 PM
@flawr: Solved PE 188! :P
 
And it's posted :)
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A: Fibonacci reversed!

Dr Green Eggs and Iron ManJelly, 14 bytes 5½×lØp 1H+ÇḞ»0 Try it online! This is my first ever Jelly answer! It's nearly twice as long as the other one, but it was fun to come up with. This uses the algorithm from the MATL answer. I'll post an explanation eventually.

 
Just a heads up: Windows 10 Build 14390.0 (latest) uses your location (and tells you it does), even if any and all location options and services are turned off.
 
@mınxomaτ /me erases everything and takes out the battery.
 
I like how it actually tells you that it uses your location, but there's nothing you can do about it.
 
Anonymous
@mınxomaτ Based on Microsoft's history, I'm not concerned. It probably thinks I'm in Mongolia, or on Mars.
 
10:09 PM
It would be hypocritically by me to complain about it, since the location services on my phone are always turned on.
 
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A: Given two numbers, output their sum

DowngoatCheddar, 3 bytes (+) This is a cool feature of Cheddar called "functionized operators". Credit for this idea goes to @CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ. Here are more examples of functionized operators: (+)(1,2) // 3 (/)(6,2) // 3 (-)(5) // -5

:D :D :D Cheddar has a builtin to do it!
 
@El'endiaStarman > I wrote my entire bot in the KotH textarea or the JS beautifier.
> I wrote my entire bot in the KotH textarea or the JS beautifier.
 
Anonymous
@Downgoat Congratulations on having a builtin for adding two numbers?
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@Mego what other real language that you know of has it though?
 
Lisp
If your argument here is more than two sides.
 
10:12 PM
@mınxomaτ my point was not that many languages have a built-in to add two numbers
 
@Downgoat That statement is actually wrong.
 
rly?
 
Are you serious? "built-in to add two numbers"?!
 
well as a function
not an operator
 
@Downgoat that's not pythonic...
I posted my bot
 
10:14 PM
@uoɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC ?
 
Haskell needs (+) to be a standalone function to satisfy our rules. — xnor Jul 3 at 1:58
haskell cheddar polyglot
3
 
@Downgoat nvm
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ wait rly??
brb
5
A: Given two numbers, output their sum

LazersmokeHaskell, 3 bytes (+) The parentheses are here because it needs to be an prefix function. This is the same as taking a section of the + function, but no arguments are applied. It also works on a wide range of types, such as properly implemented Vectors, Matricies, Complex numbers, Floats, Doubl...

oh ;_;
 
haskell is a good lang
 
10:15 PM
\o/ that must mean cheddar is good lang too
 
btw I had no idea haskell allowed for that
@Downgoat oh heavens you said that to a new user
he is going to be so confused
 
Anonymous
@Downgoat Python: sum, int.__add__
 
sum doesn't count :P
 
Anonymous
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ No you're thinking of itertools.count
 
ok well thanks for raining on my parade :P
 
10:17 PM
@Mego no I'm not. I don't know what the latter does >_> doesn't sum work over a list tho? or does it have overload for multiple integer arguments
 
Anonymous
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I was making a pun :P
 
oh
hah
haha
facepalm
I'm not in pun mode
 
TIL dragons have a pun mode
 
Anonymous
And sum does count, even though it requires the operands to be in an iterable, because the challenge in question allows that
 
oh really? huh
 
Anonymous
10:19 PM
TIL people have other modes than "pun"
 
Anonymous
Pun is my most common mode. One might say it's my mode mode.
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anyone know of some image processing node libraries?
 
@Mego <_<
I read the modes in the wrong order first.
 
@Downgoat yeah, this.pun=!0
 
10:25 PM
print this.pun => 1. this.pun /= 0 yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
 
20 messages moved to Cheddar
 
@Doorknob thanks
 
10:41 PM
Maptionashary
 
@HelkaHomba Doesn't include dict.
 
Maptionadictashary
 
What about maptionashdictary?
 
@HelkaHomba Hey, I've got some free time right now. You able to hop on the server right now? Give me the tour?
 
@El'endiaStarman Sure. Mine is too close to 'hash addict'
@DrGreenEggsandIronMan Well maybe for a little bit. I can give you some starting items
 
10:47 PM
Cool. I'll hop in on in like 5 mins.
 
1
Q: Find numbers within the Copeland–Erdős constant

Luis MendoThis challenge is about finding numbers in a certain "landscape". Background The Copeland–Erdős constant is the concatenation of "0." with the base 10 representations of the prime numbers in order. Its value is 0.23571113171923293137414... See also OEIS A033308. Copeland and Erdős proved th...

 
@flawr: Just solved PE 315 and got a new award!
> Easy Prey: Solve twenty-five of the fifty easiest problems
 
@El'endiaStarman Join us in mc!
 
@HelkaHomba I shall!
 
@El'endiaStarman I don't want to sound impatient, but are you working on adding my bot?
Hello @Liam
 
11:03 PM
Hey!
 
the weather's pretty nice today - just a couple F5 fire tornadoes
 
@uoɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC o_o
 
happens every week
@Downgoat ...and some asteroids and ICBMs too
Couldn't be a better day for a walk!
 
@uoɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC where do you live?? o_o_o
 
@Downgoat Russia
(not really tho)
@Downgoat wait - there's an F6 tornado too! ahh, what a rare and wonderful sight...
 
11:09 PM
oh you're joking
 
@Downgoat the lab down the road is also doing some nuclear weapons testing too.
@Downgoat of course, did you hear in the news about ICBM's being launched?
and multiple F5 tornados?
 
F5 tornadoes refresh my page :(
 
Do you guys think a retrograde analysis chess challenge would be worthwhile?
Along the lines of this book
 
Hey :)
@Liam sounds difficult
 
Yeah I think it might be, but it would still be fun.
 
11:14 PM
Golf or what?
 
If I used bigger problems, it might even be worthwhile as a fastest code challenge, but then I might have to get a little bit away from "pure" retrograde in favor of any valid set of moves to get there (instead of there being a unique solution)
otherwise probably golf
Hold that thought while I run to the bookstore.
 
@Liam hope it's not physical running
 
11:39 PM
@VTCAKAVSMoACE 10/10
 

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