The Nineteenth Byte

Upgoat

5:00 PM

just do module.exports = avocad

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

I finally played a full single-player game of Brain Freeze and got 270 points.

quartata

Why do you keep using avocad as a metasyntactic variable

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

Played slowly, but accurately.

@quartata Because it's a PPCG meme. :P

Bálint

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ To freeze or not to freeze

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Upgoat when I require the code, it gives me an empty object.

Upgoat

5:02 PM

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ are you using exports?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Yeah? I did module.exports = ...

Upgoat

maybe also set exports.default

idk i just use babel

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

...

Babel != node

wizzwizz4

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Yes.

Maltysen

3

Upgoat

5:03 PM

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ babel is still node

Maltysen

firs pass logo ^^

Upgoat

exports.default = avocad
module.exports = exports.default

@Maltysen 10/10 would ms paint again

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

still doesn't work

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

@Maltysen Okay now, making a Pixel Art in GFIE.

Upgoat

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ coed?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

5:05 PM

@Upgoat no, I code by myself.

what's the question? :P

Upgoat

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ maybe the export is undefined module.exports = avocad should work unless avovacd is undefined

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

no, it should be defined

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

2

@Maltysen ^ >_<

Aaaaand gtg to ~~sauna~~ banya. See you around.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

bai

Upgoat

baii

wizzwizz4

5:09 PM

@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 Sauna?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

SORRY DOWNGOAT

SO SO SO SO SORRY

Upgoat

?

DID YOU KILL CHATGOAT D: D: D:

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

I was editing the wrong file

Maltysen

@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 billion times better than what i could come up with. thanks so much

Upgoat

S1
CheddarTypedLiteral {
  Code: 'for (var i:=0; i < 10;i=i+1) {print i}',
  Index: 27,
  _Tokens:
   [ CheddarNumberToken {
       Code: 'for (var i:=0; i < 10;i=i+1) {print i}',
       Index: 27,
       _Tokens: [Object] } ] }
E1
S1
CheddarTypedLiteral {
  Code: 'for (var i:=0; i < 10;i=i+1) {print i}',
  Index: 21,
  _Tokens: [] }
E1

Node just ate my number ._.

wizzwizz4

5:16 PM

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Why?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

because I have two copies of the file

wizzwizz4

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ :-O

:-S

:-)

>:-(

:-|

-.(o.o).-

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

:/

wizzwizz4

:-)

Upgoat

@MᴀʀsUʟᴛᴏʀ does CheddarShuntingYard modify the passed CheddarExpressionToken?

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

5:20 PM

I'm back!

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Welcome to the domain of the byte before the twentieth.

Bálint

I need an avatar

Upgoat

@Bálint use a goat :D

wizzwizz4

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

Anyone up for a Brain Freeze game?

wizzwizz4

5:23 PM

Is this good enough? ^^

Bálint

@Upgoat I think we spoke about that some time ago

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

I'll be ranking players of Brain Freeze now ^_^

@Upgoat khm khm

>_>

5:25 PM

Whatever. If you want to play, the game will feature 6 players and the game No. is 19558.

wizzwizz4

@Upgoat YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Bálint

@Upgoat Read my name (caching)

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ á

Upgoat

> I'm not going to be a goat

2

you're not going to be able to change that for a month now :P

ಠ_ಠ

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

5:27 PM

@Bálint yes

Upgoat

ಠ________________________ ಠ__________

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

Good! Now I need 4 more players.

PhiNotPi

When programming assembly, if you could choose between "opcode source destination" and "opcode destination source", which would you pick?

Bálint

@PhiNotPi JavaScript

wizzwizz4

@Upgoat We all know the work-around.

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

5:28 PM

>_>

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@PhiNotPi source destination

Bálint

@Upgoat I changed it back without a problem

Maltysen

@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 added your logo

PhiNotPi

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ okay

Upgoat

._.

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

5:28 PM

@Maltysen :D

Upgoat

@wizzwizz4 can you eleven @Bálint's avatar to this :3

wizzwizz4

@Upgoat Gimme a sec...

Bálint

@wizzwizz4 Don't tell me you can...

Upgoat

@wizzwizz4 :D +1 10/10 will vote for you again

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

I changed the number of players featured in this Brain Freeze game to 5 players.

wizzwizz4

5:30 PM

@Bálint Parsing...

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

C'mon, change, profile >_>

wizzwizz4

@Upgoat Exception: User-implied dissention. Will now halt.

wizzwizz4 Human Interface Device is booting...
Ready.

Upgoat

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ halp, how copy class without block of ugly slow code

wizzwizz4

@Upgoat @Bálint Do not do that again.

Upgoat

@wizzwizz4 O_O you are bot???

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

5:33 PM

you want to what?

wizzwizz4

@Upgoat Please, don't do that again.

I haven't sorted out all the exception handlers for my HID yet.

Upgoat

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ i hvae a class "CheddarExpressionToken", I want to copy it. do you know how to do that

Bálint

@wizzwizz4 What?

Upgoat

@wizzwizz4 crash you?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Upgoat what do you mean by copy?

wizzwizz4

5:33 PM

@Upgoat Crash my HID.

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

>_>

wizzwizz4

And, don't. Please.

Upgoat

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ idk, but nvm i think i figured something out

@wizzwizz4 you mean HID?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

okay XD

he means HUD

wizzwizz4

@Upgoat Yes. There's a glitch with the "typo" system where it carries typos over into the next output, and I end up with completely messed up output if I don't notice.

I'll go now, so I can fix some of the errors.

Upgoat

5:36 PM

@wizzwizz4 -1 for not changing to a goat, 0/10

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

Now the number of players featured in this Brain Freeze game is 4 players. This will be the last change, and it must introduce some people to the game.

wizzwizz4

@Upgoat My "am I supposed to do that?" module threw an exception that my HID tried to catch, because I didn't run enough tests after loading the Moderation agreement into it. So no, I didn't change Bálint's profile picture to a goat, but I would've been sternly warned, if I didn't have my diamond completely revoked. So...

Bálint

I changed avatar

wizzwizz4

@Bálint Yay!

Upgoat

@Bálint ಠ_ಠ for mkaing it a loading sign

Bálint

5:41 PM

@Upgoat Do you have any problems with it?

Upgoat

@Bálint yes, its not a goat

Bálint

It somehow doesn't get updated in the chat

Upgoat

we must all embrace the true goatness inside of us

@wizzwizz4 refresh @Bálint profile?

wizzwizz4

@Upgoat Ok.

Upgoat

oh no i infinite loop cheddar

oh god how to fix this

wizzwizz4

5:42 PM

@Upgoat Well, that was easier than I thought.

@Upgoat Ctrl + C.

Bálint

@Upgoat Yes, you're this one: youtube.com/watch?v=U_1Jx5c8gvg

Upgoat

@Bálint ಠ_ಠ

brb flagging as offensive

wizzwizz4

@Upgoat You haven't actually flagged it as -

Oh, look. A flag. I wonder who -

@Upgoat!

Upgoat

@wizzwizz4 ik

@wizzwizz4 ?

I think your HID is borked again

wizzwizz4

@Upgoat No. That was an attempt at humour.

I'm not very good at it, it seems.

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

5:47 PM

Okay, you seriously ignore me mentally.

Except Upgoat, he's fine.

Upgoat

@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 ?

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

@Upgoat You totally move your attention to everyone except me.

Except you, @Upgoat. :)

Just go join this Brain Freeze game and we'll be fine.

Upgoat

it says game already started

wizzwizz4

Upgoat

@wizzwizz4 tinyurl = rickroll?

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

5:49 PM

@Upgoat You already joined the game. >_>

wizzwizz4

@Upgoat It's an XKCD.

Upgoat

oh

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

So, Brain Freeze is a multiplayer game where you have to spot the common number or letter between two lists, then press that key on your keyboard.

Upgoat

why are you putting all your images thoruhg a proxy

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

It's harder than it seems.

Upgoat

5:50 PM

Huh. My website is finally old, and the standards it relies on are deprecated. I never thought this day would come. Am I still alive? Has this site outlived me? Or are you just spoofing your HTTP headers?

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

Try it at brainfreeze.tk.

wizzwizz4

@Upgoat Which browser are you using?!?

How did you see that message?

That was for future generations only.

It's private.

Bálint

@Upgoat Just do it asynchronously

wizzwizz4

@Upgoat How did you see that message?!? TELL ME!

Bálint

@wizzwizz4 F12

wizzwizz4

5:53 PM

@Bálint It isn't in F12.

Bálint

@wizzwizz4 What browser do you use?

Upgoat

@wizzwizz4 ಠ_ಠ for rickroll

@wizzwizz4 majik

wizzwizz4

@Bálint IE, Firefox.

Bálint

@wizzwizz4 Oh wait, IE

nevermnd, it's not going to be in the console for 5-7 years

Upgoat

Bálint

5:53 PM

That's still not deprecated enough for IE

Fatalize

^ this avatar

Bálint

@Fatalize Did i just got you?

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wizzwizz4

@Upgoat Seriously, how?

Fatalize

@Bálint I hate you

Bálint

5:55 PM

@wizzwizz4 In chrome, it does print out these types of warnings

Upgoat

@wizzwizz4 No, it's Actually now :P

wizzwizz4

@Upgoat How did you access that message?

Upgoat

idk it just showed up when i tried to acdcess the link

Bálint

This was the other avatar I wanted, but I think the colors don't match very well together

Upgoat

though using -L it doesn't show up

@Bálint @LegionMammal978 ninja'd you to the white avatar

wizzwizz4

5:57 PM

@Bálint ?

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

brainfreeze.tk/?game_id=19558

^^ :P

wizzwizz4

@Bálint Still ?

Bálint

@wizzwizz4 Still what

wizzwizz4

@Bálint It looks very blank.

Bálint

@wizzwizz4 What are you speaking about, it's a black image

wizzwizz4

5:59 PM

@Bálint It looks blue to me.

flawr

@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 game has allready started =(

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

@flawr How?

Apparently, multi-player is broken. @Maltysen multi-player Brain Freeze is broken =(

Bálint

Testing something

Maltysen

@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 what do you mean by broken?

Bálint

@wizzwizz4 Can you put this in trash? ^

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

6:01 PM

give me a random ascii character

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ @

wizzwizz4

@Bálint All of the blank images?

Bálint

@wizzwizz4 Yes

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

@Maltysen flawr tried to join my game, and said that the game already started.

Bálint

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ "a random ascii character"

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

6:02 PM

When it didn't even start.

Maltysen

@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 well, did you already start the game?

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

I tried it myself, and noticed the effect.

@Maltysen Nope.

Maltysen

hmmm

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Bálint ಠ_ಠ

wizzwizz4

@Bálint → 3 messages moved to Trashcan

Maltysen

6:02 PM

@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 link?

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

@Maltysen brainfreeze.tk/?game_id=19558

Maltysen

@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 oh, is this the one you've been tellin people about for a long time?

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

Yes.

Maltysen

i think i reset the server when i added the logo

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

Okay.

Maltysen

6:04 PM

but wait

lemme check the memcache just incase its an actual bug

@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 its showing that the game already started

@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 are you "Downgoatoatooatooasdfasdfa wesrcinwpjeusvuybanfshdgv"

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

@Maltysen I am "zyabin101".

Maltysen

you're not even on the list

Bálint

@Maltysen No, I'm "zyabin101"

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

@Maltysen I part the game XP

Bálint

(Spartacus reference, if you didn't got that)

Maltysen

6:07 PM

@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 i only see "Downgoatoatooatooasdfasdfa wesrcinwpjeusvuybanfshdgv" in the players list

you sure your id is "19558"?

Bálint

@Maltysen I'm not even playing

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

@Maltysen Yup.

Bálint

:P

Maltysen

@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 can i haz screenshot?

of your current screen

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

@Maltysen u cant haz screenshot

flawr

6:08 PM

@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 350 points, is that bad?

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

I closed the tab.

@flawr I didn't get 350 points.

Someone just stole my name and is playing Brain Freeze from my name ಠ_ಠ

Maltysen

@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 whatever, i just cleared the server again

try again

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

It works! :D

Maltysen

@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 my guess would be that i cleared the server when i did the logo, downgoat clicked your link and started a new game, and then started taht being the only player

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

@Downgoat @flawr brainfreeze.tk/?game_id=19558

@Maltysen if you want, you may play :3 ^

Oh noes. hides in barrel

Bálint

6:10 PM

@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 I joined too, if you don't mind

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

3

2

1

Wait, where's @Bálint?

I don't see his name in the list.

Bálint

@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 I'm in the room

Guess wich I am

@Upgoat is not in the room though

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

@Bálint "I'mNotGoingToBeAGoat", right?

Bálint

Yes

Alex A.

People who are familiar with Homebrew on OS X (maybe @Quill and @Upgoat?): I need some help with this. I'm making a formula and can't figure out how to use the included tests for the test do block.

Geobits

6:12 PM

`

5

Bálint

@Geobits ..

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

@AlexA. I'm familiar with NSIS and Inno Setup on Windows.

Upgoat

@Geobits your dog?

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

So no.

3

2

Alex A.

Ah, yeah. Not relevant in this case but thanks anyway. :)

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

6:13 PM

1

Geobits

Uh. I don't even know how that happened. I was about to move my mouse and my pinky hit the numpad enter. So no idea where the ` came from o_O

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

Dernit, who's ninja?

NinjaBearMonkey

o/

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

I reset the game, new number is 889.

Alex A.

Hello, Dr. @Ninja.

Bálint

6:14 PM

@AlexA. Cannibalism is illegal

Dr Green Eggs and Ham DJ

I'm the only Dr in here.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@Upgoat what did you have to do on your end (not github) to get github to post to cheddar.vihan.org?

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

And for security, the games will be conducted in a special room.

Upgoat

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ setup a cname record in the DNS pointing to the GH page

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

hm

okay

Bálint

6:15 PM

@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 Can we just start?

Why is there a Balint in the game?

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

@Bálint Okay, join game No. 889.

As soon as 6 players are in, the game will start.

Dr Green Eggs and Ham DJ

What game is this?

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

Brain Freeze.

Bálint

@Upgoat Is it you by any chance?

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

brainfreeze.tk

Upgoat

6:17 PM

@Bálint no

i am 'iamwizzwizzandihategoats'

Bálint

Who is the Balint?

flawr

> MagPiesAreDelicious

Lol @whoeverthisis

so when do you start this game?

Alex A.

I can tell you that magpies are totally not delicious, especially not with teriyaki sauce. In fact, we're inedible. >_>

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

@flawr I locked the game XP

The new game No. is 889.

flawr

I am there

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

6:19 PM

And as soon as 6 players are in.

Bálint

@AlexA. bushcraftuk.com/forum/showthread.php?t=92786

Alex A.

> Its legal because - as with all corvids I believe (but stand to be corrected) - they're classed as vermin.

Rude.

3

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

>_>

flawr

@AlexA. Nothing keeps them from shooting back.

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

@Bálint alex-is-wrong

Bálint

6:23 PM

@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 Thank you

flawr

:30142705 alex-uses-brackets-be-like-alex

Upgoat

> Do not use a compass on your computer screen

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

._.

Dr Green Eggs and Ham DJ

@AlexA. TIL Alex is a cannibal.

Alex A.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

6:27 PM

Final Scores:

zyabin101 - 170 points
flawrawr - 140 points
I'mNotGoingToBeAGoat - 70 points
Balint - 0 points
GoatsGonnaGoat - 0 points
zyabin102 - 0 points

Bálint

@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 I needed to exit in the middle of it

Upgoat

> I'mNotGoingToBeAGoat

._.

@Upgoat That was me

ಠ_ಠ

@Upgoat
ಠ_ಠ
ಠ_ಠ

6:28 PM

@AlexA. Welcome to the club. There's a dinner party scheduled later. Bring your own food.

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

First place gets 4 points, second 3, third 2. The rest are ranked based on the ratio of winner score to ranked player score.

Upgoat

@Geobits ;_; but Marky already took Chatgoat

Geobits

That sounds like it's more your issue than mine >_>

Alex A.

wow, roasted

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Upgoat In node, is there a way to distinguish between a quoted argument and a non-quoted argument? "32" and 32 are the same argument

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

6:29 PM

zyabin101            + 4 = 4
flawrawr             + 3 = 3
I'mNotGoingToBeAGoat + 2 = 2
Balint               + 0 = 0
GoatsGonnaGoat       + 0 = 0
zyabin102            + 0 = 0

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ yeah

enlighten me?

^

Now identify yourself before I add these scores to the unofficial Brain Freeze leadboard.

Upgoat

though the shell usually interprets " as a string so there's no way around that

flawr

6:30 PM

@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 I'm flawrawr

Alex A.

I'm whoever won

4

>_>

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

@AlexA. I won.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Upgoat is it possible to just have a representation of the arguments as a string?

zyabin = alex sock confirmed

Upgoat

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ what are you doing that you need to do this?

Best way would be to do like ./foo.js -n 32 -s 32 where -n is a number and -s is a string

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Upgoat I'm passing input to a programming language. I want "32" to be the string of chars and 32 to be a number

but yeah, that's what I thought

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

6:32 PM

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ಠ_ಠ

Bálint

@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 ಠ_ಠ

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

I'mNotGoingToBeAGoat I know, and the fake Balint is...?

Who is the fake "Balint"? >_>

Geobits

Will the fake Balint please stand up?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

sits down

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

I need to know whoever is one of the players "Balint", "GoatsGonnaGoat" or "zyabin102" ಠ_ಠ

@Geobits Please stand up, please stand up.

Dernit, now the song is stuck in my head. >_>

Geobits

6:37 PM

Mission Successful

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

So you, @Geobits, are the player "Balint".

Geobits

No. I haven't played the game at all, and my trolling would be either way more obvious or way more subtle.

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zʏᴀʙiɴ101

Wait, everyone except me, flawr, and Balint got zero scores.

Problem solved. XP

zyabin101 + 4 = 4
flawr     + 3 = 3
Balint    + 2 = 2

Loovjo

What would be a good character for the modulus operator if % is taken?

Geobits

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Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

6:43 PM

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Maltysen

@Loovjo mod

Upgoat

^

Loovjo

But "mod" is not a character

Geobits

@Upgoat Can't tell if agreeing or separate suggestion... :P

wizzwizz4

@Loovjo ♦

flawr

6:46 PM

@Loovjo /

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Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

UTF+GEOBIT

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Geobits

6:50 PM

What is UTF mod GEOBIT?

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

@Geobits Invalid.

Also, are we finding the perfect modulus operator for Loovjo or Jeopardizing?

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

You.

Geobits

@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 There is no "perfect" one. The most commonly used that I know of is apparently taken. Anything else will have pros and cons.

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

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