The Nineteenth Byte

quartata

23:00

When I refer to "infinite pile of junk" I really mean "unexplored old boxes of stuff in closets"

Helka Homba

@quartata Poké Balls have closets?

quartata

Closet. But yeah

Dr Green Eggs and Ham DJ

strawpoll.me/10327579

@Dennis Just so I can make it work better, how did you fix the problem with the working directory?

Mars Ultor

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ No who is not tidy at all

Dr Green Eggs and Ham DJ

Did you have to modify the code at all?

mınxomaτ

23:02

Is there a shorter, equally compatible way in JS to check if "a" contains "b" other than ~a.indexOf(b)?

Alex A.

@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ Yes but not well

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ a couple minors are in here.

Dennis

@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ By cding into V's directory.

Mars Ultor

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ That's what option 3 is for, I think

Dr Green Eggs and Ham DJ

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ I added that option specifically for you.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

23:03

@mınxomaτ ... a in b?

Helka Homba

@MarsUltor And who is superbly organized?

mınxomaτ

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ ~a.indexOf(b) is true if the string "a" contains the substring "b". Is there a shorter way.

Mars Ultor

@HelkaHomba Also that

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@mınxomaτ what do you mean?

a in b checks if a is in b.

hey @Lynn

Mars Ultor

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Not for strings though

Lynn

23:04

Hellooo~

Mars Ultor

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ nor for arrays

New Sandboxed Posts

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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

Generate the <name unknown> sequence code-golf sequence number-theory You must generate the sequence of numbers who's digit sum times it's digit sum reversed is equal to it'sself. I know that is confusing. Example: 1729: 1 + 7 + 2 + 9 = 19, 19 * 91 = (!) 1729 Thanks to Sting for pointing tha...

Mars Ultor

That only checks if an object has that key

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@MarsUltor oops

Helka Homba

Someone reasonably organized vote for 2 so the curve is perfect strawpoll.me/10327537/r

Mars Ultor

23:07

@mınxomaτ /b/.test(a) if if b is known

mınxomaτ

@MarsUltor Is that supported in IE6?

Mars Ultor

@mınxomaτ Yeah, it's a regex method

It's been around ever since RegExp has, I think

mınxomaτ

I know, but I don't know the quirky ways of the older IEs...

Mars Ultor

brb, checking

D: caniuse doesn't have it

IE6 has .test

VTCAKAVSMoACE

I found something awful. :c

mınxomaτ

23:10

Oh good

VTCAKAVSMoACE

Click at your own risk, SFW, but you might need to restart your browser.

Mars Ultor

There may still be some bugs apparently, but for simple strings it will work fine

mınxomaτ

Wait, I'm dumb. b is not known D:

Forget everything I've said.

Dr Green Eggs and Ham DJ

@VTCAKAVSMoACE DO NOT CLICK ON THIS

VTCAKAVSMoACE

@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ lol

It doesn't cause any damage, but it did me a right frighten.

mınxomaτ

23:12

@VTCAKAVSMoACE Closing the tab works fine for me...

VTCAKAVSMoACE

@mınxomaτ Yeah, same. Chrome seems affected by it as well, not sure how effective it is on other browsers.

(I use safari)

mınxomaτ

@VTCAKAVSMoACE I'm on Chrome

Canary

Dr Green Eggs and Ham DJ

Hey @Dennis How are arguments passed in TIO? For example, this should print 3, but it isn't.

VTCAKAVSMoACE

@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ cmd line arguments go under the input.

Dr Green Eggs and Ham DJ

Yeah I know that, it's just not working for me.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

23:14

@VTCAKAVSMoACE NSFW actually.

If it breaks the computer, I think your boss would get mad.

LegionMammal978

@VTCAKAVSMoACE Luckily, I was eventually able to close it on Firefox

Eats up RAM, though

ev3commander

'sup

im from puzzling.SE

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

liars

VTCAKAVSMoACE

@ev3commander hiss

ev3commander

ssih

Helka Homba

23:18

26 stars?! -.-

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

Can somebody pin that?

Helka Homba

No

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

are you a mod? -.-

Quill

some rooms I had 8 messages for the time I was asleep, others had 25... but, no. TNB had 1125 messages

Helka Homba

I forgot to mention that I have to be active on PPCG as well.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

23:19

@Quill lol

@HelkaHomba -.-

Dennis

@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ I wrote a custom wrapper for V and forgot about CLAs. I'll fix that when the blackout is over.

Dr Green Eggs and Ham DJ

What blackout?

Dennis

In my city.

Dr Green Eggs and Ham DJ

Oh, that's too bad. What city?

Helka Homba

@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ The city he is a Denniszen of ;)

Dr Green Eggs and Ham DJ

23:23

You don't say.

ev3commander

You mean 27?

Dr Green Eggs and Ham DJ

Anyway, I need to make a couple minor changes so that you don't get CLA args you don't want, e.g. -d, -w.

Shouldn't take too long though

ev3commander

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Oh and:

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Helka Homba

@AlexA. Can you change this chatroom's name to "Avocados Anonymous"?

Avocados Anonymous

Avocado support group with 12 steps.

Mars Ultor

@VTCAKAVSMoACE Ouch

@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ What kind of a language is Linux?

My Chrome didn't even crash

Dr Green Eggs and Ham DJ

23:33

@MarsUltor ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Mars Ultor

@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ brb, fixing issue

Upgoat

@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ @AlexA. I don't use nano, I use neovim, it's just that I'm too lazy to change the default text editor on C9

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@AlexA. actually, can you just add me as a owner of that room?

Dr Green Eggs and Ham DJ

@Upgoat +1 for neovim.

Upgoat

@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ :D

Cheddar:T_REPL> if (!avocad.juicd()) { avocad.juic() }
CheddarTokenize {
  Index: 38,
  _Tokens:
   [ StatementIf { Index: 23, _Tokens: [Object] },
     StatementExpression { Index: 37, _Tokens: [Object] } ] }

\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ Cheddar block tokenization works

Dr Green Eggs and Ham DJ

23:40

Neovim's actually really awesome. V runs neovim under the hood.

Upgoat

@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ oh, cool

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@Upgoat :DDDDDDD

Upgoat

neovim is best vim

Mars Ultor

is still using JS grammar for Jison

Dr Green Eggs and Ham DJ

Except that it doesn't run (well) on windows.

Otherwise I'd use it more.

Alex A.

23:41

@HelkaHomba done

Upgoat

@MarsUltor ?

@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ solution: Don't use windows

Mars Ultor

@Upgoat the AST is actually pretty similar in structure

Dr Green Eggs and Ham DJ

My dayjob requires it.

Upgoat

D:

@MarsUltor ???

Dr Green Eggs and Ham DJ

I actually really like it. I used to hate windows, but right now not as much. Linux is definitely better, but windows 10 is pretty great.

Alex A.

23:43

Remember when we used to be friends?

Upgoat

@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ but isn't no bash a deal-breaker?

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@AlexA. harsh..

but necessary. FIGHT THE EVIL THAT IS WINDOWS

Dr Green Eggs and Ham DJ

s/no bash/bash

blogs.windows.com/windowsexperience/2016/04/06/…

Mars Ultor

> require('./index')('if (!avocad.juicd()) { avocad.juic() }')
ProgramNode {
  type: 'Program',
  body:
   [ IfStatementNode {
       type: 'IfStatement',
       test: [Object],
       consequent: [Object],
       alternate: null,
       loc: [Object] } ],
  loc:
   SourceLocation {
     source: null,
     start: Position { line: 1, column: 0 },
     end: Position { line: 1, column: 38 } } }

Upgoat

> Insider Preview

Mars Ultor

23:44

@Upgoat ^^

@Upgoat But it's like the entire Ubuntu

Worth waiting for

Upgoat

Jison is probably slower than current solution tho

Mars Ultor

But I use Linux because it's so much faster than windows

@Upgoat Should be at least as fast

Upgoat

@MarsUltor so it's emulating Ubuntu? Solution: Use ubuntu instead

Anonymous

@MarsUltor citation-needed

Upgoat

@MarsUltor why?

Mars Ultor

23:45

@Upgoat Because it's an actual parser

Upgoat

it has to string parse, iterate over the objects, etc.

@MarsUltor Cheddar's parser is an actual parser too....... ಠ_ಠ >:|

Mars Ultor

@Upgoat But Jison is optimized and stuff

Anonymous

I use both Linux and Windows 10, because I like both, and I have to use both

Upgoat

@MarsUltor Why would Jison be more optimized than Cheddar's parser

Quill

It's better because they don't have goat hooves to make it

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

23:47

D:

Upgoat

@Quill ಠ_ಠ

Dennis

@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ OK. Let me know when it's done, and I'll pull and enable CLAs.

Upgoat

stahp-discrimintation-against-goats

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Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

Now that deserves a pin.

Anonymous

> discrimintation

Mars Ultor

23:47

@Upgoat Partly because the operators are inbuilt

(I think that's probably a bad thing)

Anonymous

Wow goats suck at spelling

Upgoat

Wow penguins suck at flying

Anonymous

False

Anonymous

I have three reputable sources that say otherwise

Upgoat

learn to fly 1, 2, and 3?

Anonymous

23:48

And another reputable source that says goats are bad at flying

Anonymous

@Upgoat Of course :)

Mars Ultor

@Upgoat Assign '1+'.repeat(500)+'1' to a variable

Upgoat

Flying Goat

►

Mars Ultor

Then have function time(f) { var d = new Date(); f(); return new Date() - d; }, and time it

Upgoat

@MarsUltor ಠ_ಠ

why are you not using performance.now

Anonymous

23:50

@Upgoat No see those goats are jumping

Upgoat

@MarsUltor runs pretty much instantly

Anonymous

I can see how you might be confused

Upgoat

@Mego oh shit wrong video link

Himalayan flying goats

►

Mars Ultor

@Upgoat How?

@Upgoat Yeah, but how many ms?

Upgoat

eagle vs mountain goats

►

@MarsUltor idk how 2 check

Mars Ultor

23:52

@Upgoat Just use time

I don't think node has performance.now

Anonymous

@Upgoat That harness totes the goats

Upgoat

vihanb:~/workspace/Cheddar (master) $ time <<< 'repl <<< "a := 1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+…

@MarsUltor ^

Mars Ultor

wait wat

Anonymous

Are you using different directories for different git branches?

Upgoat

:)

@Mego no

Anonymous

23:53

Ok good :P

Anonymous

Gah... I dunno what I want to cook for dinner

Anonymous

My gf and my roommate are both gone this weekend, so it's just me for meals

Anonymous

Which means I have to make decisions >_<

quartata

Start with identifying what you have in your refrigerator

I'm told that helps

Anonymous

I have a lot of stuff

Anonymous

23:55

I have a list of meals I could make that we bought ingredients for a few days ago

Anonymous

I just don't know which one I want :P

quartata

Solution: random.org

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

Anybody know fun free games to play other than nethack, TF2, or minecraft?

> I'm told that helps

Mars Ultor

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Minecraft is free?

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

lol

Upgoat

23:58

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ "fix cheddar's array parsing" is a fun game I've heard

mınxomaτ

I made the best thing ever: git.io/ಠ_ಠ.

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Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@MarsUltor no, but free for those who already bought it.

@Upgoat no.

Mars Ultor

@Upgoat It's broken?

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ That doesn't count

quartata

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ I wouldn't know, I usually just sit in a corner until I starve then reincarnate

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

okay.

@quartata .-.

Upgoat

23:59

@MarsUltor yeah

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@mınxomaτ yes, you did.

Upgoat

doesn't work on empty arrays

Mars Ultor

@Upgoat 0/10 why is everything broken

Agawa001

the C rand() is a universal joke

Ninja Fest

ninja ninja'd

Avocados Anonymous

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