Java
+  agony
---------
  Jagony

class JagonyObject:
	def __init__(self, val = None):
		self.__dict__["_val"] = val
	def __getattr__(self, name):
		if name[0] == "_":
			return self.__dict__[name]
		else:
			if not(name in self.__dict__.keys()):
				self.__dict__[name] = JagonyObject()
			return self.__dict__[name]
	def __setattr__(self, name, val):
		self.__dict__[name] = val
	def __repr__(self):
		return "JagonyObject("+str(self._val)+")"

System = JagonyObject()
System.Types.Class

# I had this idea:
lambda foo:exec('''
# I'm a lambda with multiple statements!
print(42)
exit(1)
''')

std::cout << std::setprecision(16); // show 16 digits
    float f = 3.33333333333333333333333333333333333333f;
    std::cout << f << std::endl;