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getch a
add b 48
negate b
add b a
print a
skip b
skip 1
copy -4 0 1
truth machine in copy
can probably be more golfed
or no idk
 
golf it by saying you need \x01 and \x00 for 1 and 0
 
it's allowed by the challenge?
even the bf version use ascii for 0 and 1
 
i added a thing in the copy interpreter to prevent out of memory error, pushing...
 
8:13 PM
@TùxCräftîñg Olleh
 
Y U DO DIS ಠ_ಠ
 
@TùxCräftîñg ;_____; Y U DO A Y U DO DIS WITHOUT ;_; Q_____Q
 
Q_____________Q
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A: Implement a Truth-Machine

TùxCräftîñgCopy, 67 bytes My new esolang :D getch a add b 48 negate b add b a print a skip b skip 1 copy -4 0 1 Explanation: getch a Take input in variable 'a' add b 48 Set the variable 'b' to 48 negate b Negate 'b' add b a Add 'a' to 'b' (The two last instructions are basically b = a - 4...

 
@wizzwizz4 SyntaxError: invalid syntax :P
 
1785
Q: Why does Windows think that my wireless keyboard is a toaster?

ydaetskcoRI've inherited an old PC from my girlfriend's dad and when setting up the printer I got a bit of a surprise: Two questions spring to mind here: Why does Windows think my wireless keyboard is a toaster? Why does Windows even have an icon for a toaster in the devices menu?

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''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''silence''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
 
8:34 PM
@TùxCräftîñg ;_; y u sad
 
@TùxCräftîñg ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''that's because it's weekend''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
 
@TùxCräftîñg already did :D
 
Lives up to its name:
 
8:48 PM
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A: Showcase your language one vote at a time

TùxCräftîñgCopy Copy is my new esolang. The only branching operations are skipping a instruction and code removing and copying, and the only arithmetic operations addition and negation.

 
''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''night
 
:D I found more goats on blog
 
Blog has so many cute goats. ;v;
 
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Fabugoatulous
 
8:55 PM
^ brb changing avatar
 
@Downgoat Except that it has a watermark.
And copyright.
 
watermark is easy to remove
copyright doesn't matter
 
@Lynn I watched the rest of the blog. They are so cute ^-^
 
:O I just used a do..while loop for the first time ever
 
@Downgoat inb4 I see you in some court.
 
8:59 PM
 
:P
 
@zyabin101 ;_; y u lawuit gaot
 
Nope.
I don't.
I wasn't going to
 
 
@Emigna congrats on 2^3k! a better achievement than 10k ;)
 
9:10 PM
 
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Q: Shortest way to strip the commas from column n given a .csv file

ForwardingOk, so the input here is going to be a .csv file and so is the output. Now, given a .csv file like so "apple","banana","apple,banana","orange" "grape","orange","grape,orange","sprout" # 0 1 2 3 strip out all commas for a given nth column's entries (index starts at 0)....

 
> Genocidable Yes
;_;
 
@betseg Thanks! Working on 2^13 :)
 
Yeah, a scroll of genocide can easily wipe out gaot ;_;
 
;_; ono. y dey maek dis posibl Q___Q
 
9:12 PM
I guess I'll have to work on 2^14 then
 
There is info on its attacks, where it exists, but that's about all.
 
@DJMcMayhem u mean 15
 
I'm nowhere near close to 2^15
 
you have more rep than 2^14 wat u sayin
oh wait
chat site shows 26k
 
Oh yeah, that's network wide
On PPCG I have 2284 to go before 2^14
 
9:17 PM
@DJMcMayhem ah k
 
Most of that (other than PPCG) is from vi.se and ell.se
 
should there be emojicode in tryitonline?
 
Minecraft costume competition ._.
 
> Chat is disabled for this live stream.
 
@betseg Most people (Dennis might be included) can't type emoji from their PC.
 
9:29 PM
@zyabin101 neither can i
i copy-paste
 
@HelkaHomba Minecraft 1.11 announce party?
Was one there?
Is there a free emoji font for PC?
Free as in freedom.
 
A B&W font, maybe?
 
@zyabin101 color in ff, bw in chrome ie etc
 
(I use Windows XP, which doesn't support color embedded in fonts.)
 
9:32 PM
@zyabin101 It's Minecon 2016, a big annual Minecraft convention
 
Ikr.
But does it have a Minecraft 1.11 announce party? :3
I want to have an emoji URL. :3
 
schas002.github.io/emojiURL/👩❤🐶.html
Sadly, I can't put emoji into file names... Aww... :3
 
lol i can
linux masterrace
 
9:47 PM
I click on the encoded linkmoji, and it shows up the blank page D:
 
code golf nightmare:
 
[The United Nations just declared antibiotic resistance “the greatest and most urgent global risk.” ](news.nationalgeographic.com/2016/09/…)
 
when was the internet ever right?
 
i forgot how to make links
 
@betseg Let me tell you a story: A doggy, eating blueberries, sushi, fries, and a strange vegetable, playing, and laughing at bread.
 
Pizza is NAA. :P
 
9:58 PM
@Adnan congrats
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ it was an intense ride
 
did you make it?
 
yes, see the message above
Out of curiosity, who has programmed in Assembly before?
 
didnt program in, but looked at
i like looking at asm
 
Question:
 
10:03 PM
@betseg I liked Assembly too, until I had to progam in it
 
in Charcoal HQ, yesterday, by zyabin101
What does the 💩 emoji mean on MetaSmoke posts such as this one?
:3
 
@betseg wat
 
@Syxer exactly
 
@uoɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC "Do you want to build a snowman?" -> "If you want to join?"
 
10:18 PM
@Downgoat If it makes you feel any better almost all monsters can be genocided
also I'm teaching myself a little bit more cheddar by writing a hunt the wumpus in it
 
@quartata Good luck
you need some randomness to it
You need to choose paths at random, where the player and wumpus start, ...
 
Herro
Is anyone on?
 
Hewwo :3
Anyone is on.
 
Is anyone aware of anything like a genetic tree (or maybe a web) of game mechanisms?
 
Uhhh
I typed "Derp" into "Lost in Translation"
 
10:35 PM
halp my fonts borked
i can see japanese characters, korean charactrs but some chinese characters
and no zalgo ;_;
 
@ConorO'Brien Am deaf, can't understand, captions/summary please?
 
Korean might contain some chinese chars depending on the text.
unix.SE broke 100,000 questions!
 
yay
 
> POW!!! "It's like Christmas morning... " POW!!! "It's like Christmas morning... " POW!!! "IT'S LIKE CHRISTMAS MORNING!!!"
 
@DJMcMayhem Ahhh, hahaha.
 
10:41 PM
I don't play much TF2 so I don't really get it. I'm guessing sniper says that a lot
 
10:51 PM
Fascinating stuff here, including maybe some material for KotHs and other challenges:
Evolutionary game theory (EGT) is the application of game theory to evolving populations of lifeforms in biology. EGT is useful in this context by defining a framework of contests, strategies, and analytics into which Darwinian competition can be modelled. EGT originated in 1973 with John Maynard Smith and George R. Price's formalisation of the way in which such contests can be analysed as "strategies" and the mathematical criteria that can be used to predict the resulting prevalence of such competing strategies. Evolutionary game theory differs from classical game theory by focusing more on the...
 
@El'endiaStarman Did you see the video?
 
@flawr I saw your ping but haven't watched it yet.
 
11:10 PM
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Q: Draw a Bumpy String

Conor O'Brien(Inspired by this challenge.) Let's say we have a string ABBCBA. We can say that there is a rise between A and B, for B follows A; we can say that there is a run between B and B, for nothing changes; and finally we can say there is a fall between C and B. We can draw a graph like this: ...

 
@NewMainPosts You're fast, today.
 
no comma iirc
 
"You're fast today"
 
except now that's read differently. I force a pause with the comma thus emphasizing the last word.
 
11:21 PM
@NewMainPosts I remember seeing this exact challenge before...
 
you saw something similar, probably.
there are similar.
 
@zyabin101 The paths aren't random
And Mersenne Twisters are easy although i think Cheddar already has a simple RNG
 
@ConorO'Brien So is minimising whitespace required? And does that occlude omitting trailing empty lines?
 
@MartinEnder no, I just minimized whitespace from the example.
 
oh, that's what you're referring to, okay
 
11:33 PM
@quartata Try a multiply-with-carry one.
It seems to pass all the Diehard tests.
Oh, and it's easy af.
 
@ConorO'Brien I'm not sure I get what you mean
Either way, I updated my answer
 
11:49 PM
@DJMcMayhem like, 'x in jolf and \x in pyth
 
Oh or áx in V?
It doesn't (that I'm aware of)
 
huh.
geez I'm the only person upvoting answers >_>
you guys are awful sticklers
or maybe I'm an amourous vote-giver >_<
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thanks a lump :P
 
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I'm gonna go with the second
 
11:58 PM
wtf
10/10
 

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