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9:01 PM
@LeakyNun I just found a sort of cute one for Python: len(intern.__doc__)**-~True
Python 2.7.10, at least
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ s/s\/\.*\/\[redacted overused meme\]\///
 
...
you missed a backslash
s/*/*/
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ I didn't, it just happened to remove the backslash on formatting.
Look at the edit history.
 
Nice talk about the x86 "memory sinkhole" ring-2 exploit: youtube.com/watch?v=QGuIGLz01hE
 
9:09 PM
@mınxomaτ "memory sinkhole" Hmm. Sounds bad.
 
> I can break these things all day long and not feel bad about it
lol
 
It escalates from user level right to ring -2 (not just ring 0) by writing a specific 64bit value to the registers of CPU core 0.
TL;DR: user -> root in a few seconds.
(and like 10 lines of C)
 
9:24 PM
 
is that a clock?
 
yes
 
Looks more like a railgun to me.
 
@Geobits I dunno isn't the whole premise of a railgun that the project moves... well fast? :)
projectile*
 
no?
it's that it explodes when it hits a facehole
 
9:28 PM
I assumed that this was slowed down so us mortals could see it better. I'm sure you could easily crank the speed of the animation :P
 
Haha touché
 
@Easterly why? O.o
 
?
oh about tetris credits?
 
"stay out of Vic's house"
 
9:30 PM
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Burrito now lives in your hole.
 
Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ
7:16 PM
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ STAY OUT OF VTC'S HOUSE
 
Well that got weird fast.
 
...
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ transcript link?
I think I didn't want you killing burrito?
 
9:32 PM
Beyond confused rn
 
I'm on rn, and on my way to my house.
 
It went something like magpie->goose->condor->conor IIRC.
 
Maybe I forgot something there.
oooohhhhhh
 
It was more like "suddenly Conor"
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ alex/other magpie was nesting in VTC's house wall, somebody pointed out that a goose (his old avatar) would be worse.
Dragon/Conor would be worst.
 
9:34 PM
O.o still confused
 
If you weren't, I'd be more worried about you.
 
Me: ヘ(。□°)ヘ
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ i'm confused too, can we just drop it?
 
9:36 PM
:D :3
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ are you okay? You've been mostly absent for a while?
 
@El'endiaStarman in the blog post? yeah.... you got a block at work or something?
 
I'm in the er rn. Waiting 1.75 hours for a stupid drug suggestion
 
:(
for the manly parts?
 
Mhm. The infection spread
 
9:40 PM
Same area
 
That's life. ( ̄▽ ̄)
 
Get well soon!
I was going to say that you would be using your manly parts again in no time, but that sounds awkward.
 
>_> welcome.
 
9:45 PM
In a surprising turn of events, I actually have issues assigned today
 
omg you have to do work????
>.<
 
I usually don't have work to do, or it's like "add yet another field to our CRUD project"
 
@VTCAKAVSMoACE lol no, I just saw him edit a post on Meta and found him :/
 
@ᔕᖺᘎᕊ oh fancy
 
9:48 PM
which one?
 
oh TIL that edits... >_>
Save button actually saves?
probably should have guessed
 
lol of course! that's the whole point of the script :P
 
I thought it was to add more circles for fun.
 
My fifth blog post for Quest for Tetris, this time talking about the 11x11 metapixel standardization: blog-phinotpi.rhcloud.com/2016/05/31/standardization
 
9:50 PM
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ well... that too! ;)
 
@PhiNotPi Fifth? You started this thing like two days ago right?
 
Eyyy high score of 1992 in Chrome's no-internet dinosaur game! Also, are the day/night cycles a new thing? I hit the first nighttime part around 700 points or so.
 
TIL that exists, TIL I play way too much games like that and get 20029.
 
@El'endiaStarman Chrome 51 IIRC
 
@Geobits yep
 
10:01 PM
wowe
 
@Quill It was Adblock, actually. Interesting.
 
@PhiNotPi 11x11?
Is that because the of the wire cross?
 
@MarsUltor pretty much all of the adjacent-input gates require 11x11:
the 11x11 also includes padding space between gates
 
@PhiNotPi Yeah, so that means wire crossing as well
 
yes
 
10:13 PM
@mınxomaτ in the beginning of the clip, it looks like the guy exits through the left, quickly trims his beard a bit, and magically reappears from the right
 
:D
> 50 min talk
> "clip"
 
@PhiNotPi Do you have 11/22 period clocks?
 
@MarsUltor ?
...
> MarsUltor
#fail
 
@MarsUltor We have 11- and 33-clocks, but not currently a 22-clock that fits (with enough padding, that is).
 
10:15 PM
@PhiNotPi But aren't even clocks easy?
 
@MarsUltor This is the closest we currently have: goo.gl/y8Zjaz
 
@PhiNotPi Sorry, can't access at school (can you show an image?)
 
@BaldBantha skeleton ambush, waiting for despawn
 
10:20 PM
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ skeleton horse??
 
yeah
and then some
I died.
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ have to clean bathroom or else grounded from movie tonight. GTG. TTYL
 
K i am back
my mouse is not working though
 
@BaldBantha is it wireless?
 
10:29 PM
fixed. I had a wireless trackpad, a built-in trackpad, and mouse running and I reset all and fixed now
 
\o/
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ @CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ @MarsUltor I made a repo for the Cheddar interpreter front-end. If anyone wants to help make it, that would be awesome :3
 
@Upgoat Sorry, no GH at school
 
@MarsUltor O_o they firewall'd it?
 
@Upgoat can't rn but sure
 
@Upgoat They blocked a lot of things
 
10:34 PM
@Upgoat sure
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ @Quill :D
 
D: no cheddar
 
@Upgoat Well, it's not like Cheddar is close to finished yet
So nobody's using it yet
 
keyword being actively developed
> programming languages that are actively developed
 
10:38 PM
> programming languages that are actively developed
 
Chat mini-challenge: Find a complex number 𝑧 ≠ 0 such that (1+𝑖(π/𝑧))ᶻ is a real number.
 
on the subject of things that make you want to cry salty tears of blood, the sata cable in my MacBook came loose and I don't have the screwdriver to open the case anymore <_<
 
@Quill D: D: D:
are there apple stores in Australia?
 
> screw to open the case
 
yeah, there's apple stores, I'm just really busy and don't have the time to visit a store and have some nooblet tell me it'll be a billion dollars to fix when the pentalobe screwdriver is like $3.50 on ebay
 
10:44 PM
@BaldBantha ... you have most of my stuff.
 
@Quill I know, but Cheddar isn't in the 10 most starred in development languages
@Upgoat Why wouldn't there be?
 
yeah, he's got a few more stars before he gets there
 
11:02 PM
@Upgoat is this an online REPL of sorts?
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ yeah
 
okay
@Upgoat i might be able to help in about 10 min.
 
@El'endiaStarman hey I was in a rush
Also that is from like 3 months ago how have you people only noticed it now
 
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Q: Collide against walls

Juan CortésStatement Given an input like this 35 15 0 0 10 that matches the following constrains: Width in characters of the grid (5-50) Height in characters of the grid (5-25) Initial X position of the ball (0-(Width-1) Initial Y position of the ball (0-(Height-1) Number of movements to simulate Gener...

 
11:09 PM
The astute will have also noticed that the iron golem farm is the "Supreme Court"
 
yrah
@Upgoat ready
 
@ᔕᖺᘎᕊ Your freehand drawing tool isn't working for me. .-.
 
Did you use the access key?
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Yup.
 
did you refresh?
 
11:18 PM
Yes. xD
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ :D lemme push to GH
 
@Upgoat how do you plan to host cheddar?
It's a lot to keep in a file.
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ I've browserified it to a JS file so it can run on client-side
O_o cheddar interpreter is 2428 lines
 
minify it
 
@Quill what is best minifier?
 
11:32 PM
PPCG
 
grunt has a minification tool if you want to do it programmatically, otherwise the top four or five links for "javascript minifier" on google are good
 
@Upgoat okay
https://i.imgur.com//uGm6cOs.gif
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@AlexA. dog
 
$ wc tok.js
       3    1992   80090 tok.js
still pretty big
 
@Upgoat what can I do?
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ css, design, etc. I can do the backend
 
11:42 PM
okay
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ also, you don't have to use GH-pages because it won't be hosted on GH
 
10/10 visible merge conflicts
 
The gh-pages branch should burn in fire, but @Upgoat needs to delete it.
I can't for some reason.
 
@Quill :|
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ ok, i'll delete it
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ can you please not edit directly on github so everyone doesn't get commit spam
 
11:52 PM
or make a fork
 
If you're eager to work on cheddar go work here
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ commit messages would be nice too :3
 
@HelkaHomba brb giving arctic fox to pound
 
11:54 PM
I like cheddar.... I get it on my subway every time
 
@Upgoat is there any way to test the changes?
like a website or something to look at?
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ yeah, clone it, then you can test it locally
 
why can't you do it locally
also viewing the Raw file should work
 
@Geobits maybe his SO SO is so so
 

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