@QPaysTaxes A quick Google found this

"forth stack effect"

Forth is the SBL that I know it's a convention in

smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=4116

I wish SMBC oneboxed :(

It can

Well yeah, with the direct image link

But it's too small to read

like XKCD images

@quartata github.com/shu8/SE-Chat-Custom-Oneboxes

Also missing the hovertext and red button as a direct link.

@Doorknob Red button?

At the bottom of the SMBC page.

Here, I gotchu

Dammit, I just spent a good chunk of 2 hours working on writing a nice little micspam program for TF2. Then I googled a problem I was having and inadvertently stumbled upon a bash script that does literally everything I was trying to do exactly the way I was doing it

Well, not exactly. It used sox. I was using a Pulseaudio monitor.

Hey @Doorknob Hypothetically, if there was a vim-inspired golfing language, and <M-s> and <M-S> were shortcuts for :s/foo/bar and :s/foo/bar/g respectively, what should the shortcuts for :%s/foo/bar and :%s/foo/bar/g be?

I use it on a friendly server, people usually ask for someone to play music

Yeah, I hate people who micspam on an actual server

Oh, no no. Micspam as in playing music over your microphone.

my favourite type of micspam is to groan really loudly during conversations

For the last few months, it's been more surprising for me to not hear the CPU fan running

hey

o_O my message went from 1 star to 5.

damnit

>_>

I can't read

?

@quartata Why'd you remove that? It was a good suggestion.

Nah. I thought you said <M-s> and <M-S> were :s/foo/bar and :%s/foo/bar

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ wherefore art thou?

I wisheth to watch you play more nethack.

@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ 183640220196933542170474132021013586 in decimal

@quartata I could do that. The only downside is that it would also be useful to have a shortcut for :g/foo/norm something

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ 0/10 only use -eth on third person

0/10 but im speeking the way i want to, not enligsh

\x12$(\x16\x01`]#*\x11\x04J\r\x14\x15\x01#V in ASCII. No super 1337 secret message :/

Oh wait oops I did it wrong

hey @Sp3000

Hey

"6282131410000allthecoolkidsusebase6"

?????

I think I did it wrong

comment or no-op?

@LeakyNun 1. Nice name. 2. Comment, because a no-op could mean something like -+.

No-op more specifically means a command that has no effect, the letters aren't even read.

Or []/<>/></+- etc

[] is not a no-op

@LeakyNun please don't post so many answers on one question.

Other people might disagree, but imho it looks like rep-hoarding and is frustrating to people who want to answer themselves.

ok

I'll not do that next time

He means it.

@LeakyNun thank you.

@LeakyNun yeah, that counts as a comment.

I think it's the problem of the question

Leaderboard (evaluated):
Jelly:       !¡
05AB1E:      sF!
Actually:    `!`n
MATL:        :":p
CJam:        q~{m!}*
Pyth:        u.!GEQ
Pyth:        Mem=.!GH
Mathematica: #!&~Nest~##&
J:           4 :0\n(!^:y)x\n)
J:           ".@($&'!'@[,":@])
UGL:         iilRc%l$d:_l*%:%rd:_o
Haskell:     f 0 y=y\nf x y=product[1..f(x-1)y]
Julia:       x->y->eval(parse("$x"*repeat("|>factorial",y)))
Python:      f=lambda a,b,k=1:b and(a and f(a-1,b,k*a)or f(k,b-1))or a

Leaderboard (without evaluation):
Julia:       x->y->"$x"*repeat("|>factorial",y)

All the answers are almost identical

Wow Haskell did pretty good :P

^

^

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ I amst here

HAIeth to thou

I am still here?

XD

HAI

damnit

dinner, bye!

@LeakyNun btw, 4 :'(!^:y)x' in J for 12 bytes

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ bai

hm

Leaderboard (evaluated):
Jelly:       !¡
05AB1E:      sF!
Actually:    `!`n
MATL:        :":p
CJam:        q~{m!}*
Pyth:        u.!GEQ
Pyth:        Mem=.!GH
Mathematica: #!&~Nest~##&
J:           4 :'(!^:y)x'
J:           4 :0\n(!^:y)x\n)
J:           ".@($&'!'@[,":@])
UGL:         iilRc%l$d:_l*%:%rd:_o
Haskell:     f 0 y=y\nf x y=product[1..f(x-1)y]
Julia:       x->y->eval(parse("$x"*repeat("|>factorial",y)))
Python:      f=lambda a,b,k=1:b and(a and f(a-1,b,k*a)or f(k,b-1))or a

Leaderboard (without evaluation):

unbai!!!

UNBAI!

UNBAI

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ try my challenge xd

I did.

i did julia

   j=:4 :'(!^:y)x'
   3 j 2
720
   j=:4:'(!^:y)x'
   3 j 2
|syntax error
|       3 j 2

yeah, it's like the second longest

>_>

opens jolf

^^^^ anyone knows why that happens?

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ standby for help requests

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ the conor is standing by

:D

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Because 4: is a noun

why, again?

4: is a constant

oh right

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ how to apply a function n times?

the constant functions

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ I don't think I have a builtin for that

something like 1:`(]*$:@<:)@.*, used in recursive functions (this is factorial)

okay

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ... you haven't done factorial?

?

how do factorial jolf wait nvm

JS (one is a port of the Python one)

f=(a,b,k=1)=>b&&(a&&f(a-1,b,k*a)||f(k,b-1))||a
g=_=>_-1?_*g(_-1):1;f=a=>b=>--b?f(g(a))(b):g(a)

damnit, ununbai

@MarsUltor You've been awarded the "not even long" award

:D

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ UNUNBAI

@LeakyNun btw what's the different between eval'd and without eval?"

@LeakyNun wat that's two

XD

The thing without eval outputs something like (3!)!

two different, equivalent submissions

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ One makes a string to eval

ah

only that the parser can read it

@aditsu Better would be [[0]*x for x in [b]*b]. No nasty eval stuff. :P

@LeakyNun Each line is one solution

UNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNBAI!!!!!!!!

the number of UN is even.

Leaderboard (evaluated):
Jelly:       !¡
05AB1E:      sF!
Actually:    `!`n
MATL:        :":p
CJam:        q~{m!}*
Pyth:        u.!GEQ
Pyth:        Mem=.!GH
Mathematica: #!&~Nest~##&
J:           4 :'(!^:y)x'
J:           4 :0\n(!^:y)x\n)
J:           ".@($&'!'@[,":@])
UGL:         iilRc%l$d:_l*%:%rd:_o
Haskell:     f 0 y=y\nf x y=product[1..f(x-1)y]
Javascript:  f=(a,b,k=1)=>b&&(a&&f(a-1,b,k*a)||f(k,b-1))||a
Julia:       x->y->eval(parse("$x"*repeat("|>factorial",y)))
Javascript:  g=_=>_-1?_*g(_-1):1;f=a=>b=>--b?f(g(a))(b):g(a)

@LeakyNun what is this for?

@LeakyNun Haha, i thought of your username in a naughty way

...

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ obtw: junethack.net

a nethack tournament

interesting

I'll lose >_>

dNethack works also, so you can try it.

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ so will I.

last and second places? :3

I haven't ascended in a couple months of playing.

"ascended"?

v better description

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Beat the game.

oh

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Why doesn't this work? e*"!YX

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ though it can take a year or so to win.

It consumes the first piece of input but not the second

conorobrien-foxx.github.io/Jolf/#code=ZSoiIVlY&input=MgoKMw

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ holy crud

@quartata it should only take one input

wait

+ implicit right?

well, eval is unary, and * is binary. you give one arg to to *, and e gets its arg, so one arg is consumed

e*j"!Yj doesn't work either so

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ It parses totally correctly (* gets input added to it)

yeah

try {
    var x = eval(prompt("x = "));
} catch (e) {
    var x = 42;
}
jolf(mul("!YX", x));

jolf is typically unary, you need to increase its arity

But I want it to be unary.

I want to multiply "!YX" by input then eval it

no you don't. jolf is its own function, and takes input as a second argument to the function

Oh, I see the problem now

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ OK

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ How to implement this in J? f=:reduce(lambda a,b:a*b,1+range(n))

@LeakyNun eh? what does map do?

oh

f=:*/1+@:i. doesn't seem to work

Idk python. what does unary range do?

e;*"!Y"jj doesn't work either :/

@LeakyNun replace 1+ with >:

Does implicit input not work in e?

it doesn't iirc

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Doesn't work

ah

*/@

Nope.

gimme a sec

change that to atop

*/@:>:@:i.

this worked

range(n) -> [0,1,...,n-1]

same as "i." in J

so... you're implementing factorial?

@QPaysTaxes not really

Yes

@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ How would you enter foo and bar?

and it worked

because >:@:i. is a dyad, so you need to use @: instead of @

shave a byte: */@:>:@i.

oh

I originally wanted it to be on the left hand side

I used to not be able to

that's why I used @:

@QPaysTaxes define words

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ e+*"!Y"ii doesn't work either

var i = prompt("i = ");
jolf(add(mul("!Y", i), i));

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Then I don't get it. >:@i. isn't a dyad, why do I need @: instead of @?

@LeakyNun I'm not too solid on @ and @:.

@quartata e;+*j"!Y'X

Oh, I'm dumb

@QPaysTaxes I'm on the first page. I'm not pressing next until I know what I'm submitting >_>

@QPaysTaxes ?

Leaderboard (evaluated):
Jelly:       !¡
05AB1E:      sF!
Actually:    `!`n
MATL:        :":p
CJam:        q~{m!}*
Pyth:        u.!GEQ
Pyth:        Mem=.!GH
Jolf:        e;+*j"!Y'X
Mathematica: #!&~Nest~##&
J:           4 :'(!^:y)x'
J:           4 :0\n(!^:y)x\n)
J:           ".@($&'!'@[,":@])
UGL:         iilRc%l$d:_l*%:%rd:_o
Haskell:     f 0 y=y\nf x y=product[1..f(x-1)y]
Javascript:  f=(a,b,k=1)=>b&&(a&&f(a-1,b,k*a)||f(k,b-1))||a
Julia:       x->y->eval(parse("$x"*repeat("|>factorial",y)))
Javascript:  g=_=>_-1?_*g(_-1):1;f=a=>b=>--b?f(g(a))(b):g(a)

@QPaysTaxes I'm so so so so ... so (720 times) sorry. I'm running on 3 hours of sleep

@LeakyNun e+*j"!Y is shorter

It takes arguments in the reverse order though.

rejected

Why?

I don't like taking arguments in the reverse order

Uhh... why? It's not like it matters that much in this case.

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Is i.@:[a monad or a dyad?

well...

@LeakyNun both?

okay

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Why?

My Haskell solution takes them in the reverse order too.

because defined verbs have both cases...?

Leaderboard (evaluated):
Jelly:       !¡
05AB1E:      F!                (swaps order)
Actually:    `!`n
MATL:        :":p
CJam:        q~{m!}*
Pyth:        u.!GEQ
Pyth:        Mem=.!GH
Jolf:        e+*j"!Y                (swaps order)
Mathematica: #!&~Nest~##&
J:           4 :'(!^:y)x'
J:           4 :0\n(!^:y)x\n)
J:           ".@($&'!'@[,":@])
UGL:         iilRc%l$d:_l*%:%rd:_o
Haskell:     f 0 y=y\nf x y=product[1..f(x-1)y]                (swaps order)
Javascript:  f=(a,b,k=1)=>b&&(a&&f(a-1,b,k*a)||f(k,b-1))||a

@LeakyNun no ruby? ->a,b{eval'a=(1..a).inject:*;'*b}

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ let me rephrase my question

There's 3 J solutions lol

Leaderboard (evaluated):
Jelly:       !¡
05AB1E:      F!                (swaps order)
Actually:    `!`n
MATL:        :":p
CJam:        q~{m!}*
Pyth:        u.!GEQ
Pyth:        Mem=.!GH
Jolf:        e+*j"!Y                (swaps order)
Mathematica: #!&~Nest~##&
J:           4 :'(!^:y)x'
J:           4 :0\n(!^:y)x\n)
J:           ".@($&'!'@[,":@])
UGL:         iilRc%l$d:_l*%:%rd:_o
Haskell:     f 0 y=y\nf x y=product[1..f(x-1)y]                (swaps order)
Ruby:        ->a,b{eval'a=(1..a).inject:*;'*b}