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12:00 AM
That one was really damn impressive.
@PhiNotPi ye
 
@PhiNotPi not thatn one
 
Oh.
That clears my friend then.
 
This one?
 
I sent him the JSFiddle version of that
 
oh wow
Maybe I should become a journalist.
 
12:22 AM
was it this one:
94
A: Make it look like I'm working

barjakBash Infinitely displays random hexadecimal values, with some of them highlighted to make it feel like you are performing a complicated search in raw data. while true; do head -c200 /dev/urandom | od -An -w50 -x | grep -E --color "([[:alpha:]][[:digit:]]){2}"; sleep 0.5; done

that one actually looks pretty realisitc
 
I have changed my name.
 
To:?? From:??
 
Oh, my SE username.
Sorry if that caused any undue confusion.
 
You need a chat profile refresh.
 
Wow. That's entirely unreadable.
 
12:30 AM
Cool, did it.
 
I can read it
 
New year, new name.
 
is it even theoretically possible to pronounce that?
 
Which surprised me because usually weird characters show up as boxes for me
 
Yay ՊՓԼՃՐՊՃՈԲՍԼ shows up in autocomplete without typing anything. :P
 
12:31 AM
@quartata oh I thought you meant that you could actually read what it said
 
Define read.
translate: ՊՓԼՃՐՊՃՈԲՍԼ
(from Armenian) PPLCHRPCHOBSL
 
Well, it's stylized "molarmanful", so...
hahaha
 
translate: ՊՓԼՃՐՊՃՈԲՍԼ
 
ah yes, PPLCHRPCHOBSL
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12:32 AM
@AlexA. Bing = scrub confirmed??
 
@quartata Well we already knew that
 
@AlexA. :P
 
you it is nailed to the bing
 
Join the Armenian charset revolution. We have browser cookies and goat milk.
 
wut
 
12:36 AM
@ՊՓԼՃՐՊՃՈԲՍԼ *yak
 
Nah, goat is more fitting.
 
It's very nutritious once you pick the hairs out.
Yak milk, that is.
 
But I like localstorage more than cookies
3
can I have chocolate chip localstorages?
 
you can have star localstorages
 
We have those too. Sessionstorage is in store for those on a diet.
 
12:38 AM
@ՊՓԼՃՐՊՃՈԲՍԼ Are you armenian?
 
@RikerW I highly doubt it.
 
Me too, but curiosity. :P
 
No...
I just like browsing through the Unicode table.
 
I'm small-capian
 
I'm not ಠ_ಠ
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Wait no
 
12:39 AM
@AlexA. I KNEW IT
 
NO
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Prince Caspian's younger brother.
 
18 secs ago, by Alex A.
I'm ಠ_ಠ
 
That's not what I mean!!!
 
12:39 AM
CONFIRMED
He can't delete it now
@El'endiaStarman pin it
 
THAT'S REALLY NOT WHAT I MEANT
 
YES IT IS
 
> I'm ಠ_ಠ —Alex A., 2016
 
12:39 AM
ALEXUMINATI CONFIRMED
2
 
@quartata Pins are for srs stuff.
 
I'm Z̶̡̨̦̣̣̱̰̪̦͇̙̮̙͕͊͌͌̒͒͛͆̐̈́͜͡ą̶̶̩̰̼̰͓͊ͬ́̍ͨ̅ͮ͑ͤͮͤ̃ͪ͗̃̀̊͐l̨̘̘͍̥̭͔̭̗̞̥͆ͧ̇̋̅̊̓ͭͬ̎̌̀͠͝‌​g̨͕̹̦̼͓̠͈̗̹̖̬̪̳̲̓ͪ̓ͨ͗͊ͣ̉́̊̀̐̍͊ͭ̍́́̀ͅͅͅo͇̪̟̣̱͔͊̈̅͒̈ͩ̓ͨͯͥͤ͋ͩ̏̂́͜ͅan
 
FAAAAAAAAAAAAHK
 
@El'endiaStarman 'twas serious. Alex has been convicted of the hideous crime of sock-puppetry XD
 
12:40 AM
confirmed
Look at the facial similarities. It's just too much evidence
 
I SWEAR THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT
It was a poor choice of words
 
@AlexA. METHINKS HE DOTH PROTEST TOO MUCH
AND CAPS TOO
 
g-g-g-g-g-g-guilty
 
@quartata DOTH*
 
ಠ益ಠ The day has come
 
@quartata IF I PROTESTED ANY LESS YOU'D THINK I WASN'T PROTESTING ENOUGH
 
@Doorknob冰 ah thanks
 
how I can't wait for the day the real owner of ಠ_ಠ accidentally exposes themselves, so we all can get over this...
 
@MartinBüttner I personally think it's Optimizer. But eh.
BACK TO ROASTING ALEX
 
12:42 AM
;____________;
 
@AlexA. ಥ_ಥ is better
 
Actually Optimizer doesn't know a lick of MATLAB what am I talking about
 
The mouth isn't long enough for this situation
 
then ಥ________________________ಥ
 
@quartata I know a teensy bit but that's all.
Has ಠ_ಠ posted in Matlab?
 
12:43 AM
OH THINK YOU CAN PLAY DUMB?!
 
13
A: Don't google "google"

ಠ_ಠÖctävë, 63 bytes I know it is longer than the Matlab solution (which would work in Octave too), but it is particularly evil. I am making an anonymous function (evil) using cell array (evil) literals (evil) containing function handles dependent on a callback function (itself, thus recursive, evil...

 
Is broiling donuts to crisp them a bad idea?
 
@Calvin'sHobbies define bad
 
12:44 AM
@Calvin'sHobbies donuts are never a bad idea
 
Dang, ninja'd
Mine's better :P
 
@quartata Like, will they explode?
 
No they won't.
 
You can at least see the disapproving eye on the bird. :P
 
12:45 AM
You might end up with shitty donuts though
 
XD There's nothing to see here, @ThomasKwa
 
@Calvin'sHobbies No, I trieed it once. The donut got set on fire. :P
 
@RikerW Really?
Huh.
 
I was looking at this challenge
 
Which one? :P
 
^^
 
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Q: Codegolf - Gravity simulator

Juan CortésStatement You are given a still of a series of balls falling in 2d in a grid. This grid is surrounded by immutable and unbreakable walls so all the action in contained within them. Your task is to determine what will the state of the scenario be after gravity does all it's work. Elements inside...

 
^^^^^
 
@ՊՓԼՃՐՊՃՈԲՍԼ, got your time capsule thing
 
12:47 AM
Coolthx
 
@RikerW 4 "^"'s would have worked just as well
 
We're at 38 characters now
 
Would 500 points be too large a bounty for a Marbelous answer?
 
@Maltysen Yes, I noticed after I edited. :P
 
because it would have landed on the ^
 
12:47 AM
@ThomasKwa No
This challenge would be really hard in Marbelous
 
@ThomasKwa That's never too large for an answer in marvelous Marbelous.
 
And it really needs an answer
If anything it's too small
 
@quartata Is there really such a thing though?
 
@quartata Hmm, if you say so. Are you a baker and an explosives expert?
 
12:49 AM
@Calvin'sHobbies I am a baker but not an explosives expert. So my recommendation is don't listen to what I'm saying
Honestly I wouldn't experiment with it if you're worried they'll explode
 
@Calvin'sHobbies Explosives expert-no way. Explosives enthusiast- Definitely.
 
@quartata I WOULD
 
I'm not really :P
 
That would be amazing
 
if they do make sure you get a video of it
 
12:50 AM
explodingdonuts.tumblr.com
 
@Calvin'sHobbies A toaster oven is probably a better thing to try
 
@quartata True.
 
@Doorknob冰 I knew that would be the link target as soon as I saw that the entire thing wasn't a link :P
@quartata No
Put it in the broiler
 
@AlexA. I didn't. :P
 
NO
Put it on the grill
Grilled donuts sound amazing
 
12:51 AM
@AlexA. Anybody else here done pizza in the toaster??? :P
 
I certainly hope it wasn't a vertical toaster you used
If it was, I hope that was the last time you planned to use it
 
I didn't mean a vertical toaster.....
I meant like a toaster oven.
 
@AlexA. It was the type where the pizza pops up.
 
A vertical toaster would be really bad.
 
@quartata No, me.
1 min ago, by RikerW
@AlexA. Anybody else here done pizza in the toaster??? :P
 
12:53 AM
@RikerW Pizza in a frying pan is actually pretty simple and good, if you don't have a (toaster)?oven
 
@quartata Sorry...
 
@quartata For pizza, yes. For donuts, who knows? Calvin should try it.
 
@Calvin'sHobbies Good Idea, will try next time.
 
@Calvin'sHobbies Sounds like a similar concept to grilled pizza, which is also pretty good.
 
@AlexA. Have you tried it?
 
12:54 AM
Yep
Otherwise I wouldn't say it's pretty good :P
 
never know, cause
 
user image
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Did you create that yourself?
 
> Best guess for this image: city court logo
 
haha
 
12:56 AM
I just had a great idea for a new invention: a soft-serve bologna machine
 
Maybe HG:MJ with editing? :P
 
Image not found
 
@PhiNotPi Ehh, how about horses?
 
@RikerW It was some "design your own logo and then pay us $40 for it" site, but I screen capped rather than paying $40
 
ie self serve live horses.
@AlexA. lol.
Still nice artwork though.
 
12:58 AM
It was a bunch of premade templates and images and stuff.
 
@RikerW It was supposed to be a disgusting idea, bologna the consistency of soft-serve ice cream
 
All I did was assemble it
 
@AlexA. Oh.
@PhiNotPi Oh, I was thinking it outputted slices of baloney.
Really.
 
Alex is really an artist. He just doesn't want us to know :P
 
@RikerW Do soft serve ice cream machines output slices of ice cream?
 
12:58 AM
@AlexA. No...
Er... you've had soft serve before right?
 
Of course
 
OK.
Just making sure.
 
@AlexA. Yes, but stacked on top. Then they melt into each other.
:P
 
ಠ_ಠ
 
Aww, onebox.
: c
 
1:01 AM
ftfy
 
Thanks, how?
 
I removed the crap after .jpg in the URL
 
Okay.
Thanks.
 
@ՊՓԼՃՐՊՃՈԲՍԼ Hello, why is your username a bunch of ♭0×35?
 
rofl
 
1:06 AM
What
 
@quartata @ՊՓԼՃՐՊՃՈԲՍԼ I think I'll put up a nice round 1000, after reading up on Marbelous.
 
How to get last ten characters of a string in python? :/
 
"string"[-10:]?
 
what Alex said
 
Or something like that maybe
 
1:07 AM
no that doesn't work
 
[-10:]
 
Wait
it's [-10:]
 
oh thanks @Doorknob冰 and @ThomasKwa
 
blink blink
 
Anybody know how to get all functions in a module in python? just the functions not the variables.
 
1:09 AM
@RikerW You could look at __all__(i think)
 
@RikerW dir(foo) gets functions and variables; do a filter for methods only
 
1
Q: Pi Day, Pi Minute, or Pi Second?

DoᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛIn this challenge you will need to determine whether it's Pi Day, Pi Minute, or Pi Second. Examples No input is provided, I've just added it for clarity March 14, 2016 0:00:00 Pi Day December 25, 2015 3:14:45 Pi Minute December 29, 2015 0:03:14 Pi Second January 1, 2016 0:00:00 <No Output> W...

 
Thank you @NewMainPosts.
Thank you @Doorknob冰 & @Zizouz212.
 
I'm gone.
 
@NewMainPosts +1 for finally not including a ridiculous "justification"
 
1:15 AM
@BlockCoder1392 it is? it's supposed to be "molarmanful" rendered using the Armenian charset.
 
too bad. my font
So I'll refer to you as PPLCHRPCHOBSL
 
@ՊՓԼՃՐՊՃՈԲՍԼ -1 for using foreign letters for their appearance rather than their meaning
2
 
*@ PPLCHRPCHOBSL
 
Is the phi-looking symbol a ph sound?
No, it's not. Thanks Wiktionary
 
1:21 AM
Programing Puzzles (and) Language Cakes Hopping Randomly (and) Peeling Carrots Happily On Boards (of) Steel (and) Lights?
4
 
you can use callable() for the filter
 
@Maltysen Thanks.
 
@ThomasKwa How many bytes is this, in TI-BASIC?
"No Pi Time→Str1
getDate
If min({Ans(2),Ans(3)}={3,14
"Pi Day→Str1
getTime
If Ans(2)=14 and max(Ans(1)={3,14
"PI MINUTE→Str1
getTime
If min({Ans(2),Ans(3)}={3,14
"PI SECOND→Str1
Disp Str1
 
0
Q: It's Not 2015 Anymore!

BlockCoder1392It's Not 2015 Anymore! The Rules Each submission must be a full program. The program must take all instances of the string 2015 from the input (1 string), replace it with <s>2015</s> and put an asterisk to the right of it. At the end, if there has been at least one 2015 in the string, you must...

 
1:27 AM
Thank you, @NewMainPosts.
 
I'm so proud of myself:
0
A: Pi Day, Pi Minute, or Pi Second?

Zizouz212Python 2, 219 Bytes (234-15) I tried Ungolfed: from datetime import datetime now = datetime.now() output = ['Pi Day', 'Pi Minute', 'Pi Second', 'No Pi Time'] if now.month == 3 and now.day == 14: print output[0] elif now.hour == 2 and now.minute == 13: print output[1] elif now.minute ...

 
@ThomasKwa Thanks.
 
@RikerW do you just hang around chat waiting for @NewMainPosts?
is that like your job?
 
@Maltysen No, but I thank it and sandboxed posts every time I can. :P
@Maltysen I though about making a bot for it, but didn't want @AlexA. getting mad. :P
 
@NewMainPosts I will never understand why people repeat their titles literally right after the big <h1> with their title
 
1:32 AM
lel
 
21 mins ago, by Doorknob 冰
@NewMainPosts +1 for finally not including a ridiculous "justification"
+1 revoked for adding a ridiculous "justification"
 
@Doorknob冰 'Cause I want to!
Anyone else got "Outspoken" badge? I have
 
I got that badge in March of 2014...
 
I'm one of only 79 people!?!?!?
 
@Doorknob冰 I saw that the challenge got an unupvote. You actually did revoke your +1 for a ridiculous justification? :P
 
@AlexA. Hey, the original upvote was only because there wasn't one for once :P
 
hahaha
 
I feel so proud of myself. I answered two challenges :D
 
\o/
 
@Zizouz212 Check my comments on the pi day one.
 
1:42 AM
Pi day?
 
15 views, 3 answers, 2 upvotes, 2 downvotes, 7 comments--- why?????
 
Why not?
Sounds like some usual numbers
 
@RikerW Whoa
I don't think I'll change it, mostly because I barely get what's happening...
 
3 downvotes now. Why???
+10 / -6 rep for me.
Oh well...
There it goes.
 
@BlockCoder1392 The challenge is not very interesting. It is entirely solvable in regex. If a challenge is trivial in every language but esolangs, chances are it is too easy.
 
1:47 AM
See my reply to xnor's commetn
 
Still, it is even easier than "Implement string replacement". Surely you see why that is way too easy.
Also, this:
Yes, but a challenge can be simple without being straightforward — xnor 33 secs ago
 
^
Uh?
 
Now you're being silly.
 

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