Everything once existed inside of me has now gone into the deep dark hole for eternity rotting away into nothingness in amidst endless stagnant water.

@us

@user223679

Gotcha!

HaHA

fiitjee.com/down/iit081_08.pdf question no.

HI ADG

@ADG Hello!

38

@user223679 hello

@ADG You got 244 in online?

@user223679 offline.

Online was even more wtf .-.

But it was easier, I guess.

Not for me, I had prepared for the kind of questions in offline It could have been easier for me x

xD

@Mann what's the current scenario

@user223679 get a better nickname and a better pic

I don't know I am sucking x

still sucking xD

@Mann can you help me ?

one little thing.

Sure

How,

I will try

@ADG We have been over this already.

@user223679 K

Set a pic like me :D

Are you all confident for ADV?

@Mann can you tell here what is the difference between my answer and the another one :puzzling.stackexchange.com/questions/14875/…

BTW you're closing in good on matrices and combinatorics.

@user223679 relax. :D

=relaxed

:D

What is the difference D:

maybe better typeset idk lol

OH

Was the solution close enough?

The other case was similar enough but didn't try to derive x

xD

@ADG

@user223679 , set your real pic :D

@Mann I typed it just a sec after the asking of question

and maybe he got offended that his puzzle was too easy and offensively said "I'm not satisfied with all in one"

I really see no difference .-.

That time I wrote "The brown fox quote"

and today I got -10 on it ! :(

@ADG Maybe they commented on this: puzzling.stackexchange.com/revisions/14882/1

What da hell, If i had an account on puzzle tho ._>

fiitjee.com/down/iit081_08.pdf Still thinking about Question 38.

._.

@user223679 I already wrote jumps 22 hrs ago

Yep

it was jumped before. see revision history.

What can be the cause of -10?

Not sure, Maybe people don't like guys with 308 and prefer 15 k D:

@Mann ok, anyways q38 seems right?

@ADG I see. Both of you had "jumped" initially and then corrected it. Maybe they liked his/her explanation more.

Yes but i don't understand it

xD

I forget things very quick.

I don't even remember how energy was quantised was it n^2/z or n^2 / z^2 or z^2/n^2

@user223679 There no reason for such explanation, if he wanted he could have just said it? And he mentions my name in his post and answers 2 hrs later, so he's plainly copying.

agreed

@Mann Z^2/n^2

Ah thank goodness, lemme try if i don't get it explain a bit x

:/

Btw, you have 7 votes. Why are you saying -10 @ADG

@user223679 x-?=7; up-down=7

-2 per downvote

so thats 5 :O

Oh got it

See, if you know an freaking formula question become so easy. Exactly why i don't like indian exams d:

D:*

@Mann you can edit posts

I mean what's the point of remembering when you can open your book and see it anytime. xD

Which

maybe. maybe not.

I got 1125 idk

Doesn't seem

@ADG Scroll up to find a good blogpost on Indian Exams.

Or I got the link on my facebook

Shared it already lol

What did you share? @Mann

That blog

plz share the ownership amongst us three

IDC

Cool. I need to invite the waffle guy. He is going to get famous.

waffle guy?

wafflescrazypeanut.wordpress.com/2013/09/22/…

Waffles indeed

Lol. All three room regs are the owners now.

aur competitive exam wali se ka kya hoga?

But I was the President -_-

But it's a two sided thing, you can't just set everyone free.

No more :D

I have a supertool to give bad users a -15! :D

Didn't get you @Mann

shhh

Waaaat

hindi nahi bologe?

sasriakal hi , mein taan punjabi bolunga tu das ki karlunga xD

plz na i hate talking in english, khud se hi formality? huh!

ve bhi chalenga

kii tenu punjabi aundi aa?

@user223679

nope sabko aati

eh taan sali kalol hogi yaar

:/\|

ek baat aur

@Mann What does this mean:

Punjabi :D

pta ni yeh chem wale se ne muje ek saal nu suspend kar diya hai :(

@ADG I know.

kaise?

Well competitive exam you see, they are made to test how efficiently you can solve question. But the problem is it's us who adopted the wrong way to solve those.

Many of

suspend kiven kar dite :O

dita*

areeee

@Mann Can you explain that message!!

*****

Well, if you'd set everyone free of education or school. not everyone is going to work

@ADG , chemistry ch kiven suspend karta

:O

han matlab ye kehna charaha hai ki age kuan piche khai

haan bilkul yahi

^ :D

@Mann unko lagta hai ki jhandu ka matlab jhat hot hai

Lol! D:

aur maine ek foreigner ko bola "chal be jhandu paka mat" and then...

I can't understand hindi, typed in english alphabets guyss

tujhe adat nahi hai :D

@user223679 are you indian

YES

Aree ha re.

if you are indian , you use BC, in conversation you are qualified :D

to tereko hindi ni aati kya

@Mann kya tune padh liya kyun hua?

ecplain karun kya?

haan woh wala ho gaya question

urja ko equate karna tha xD

Ab equate ki hindi nahi yaad aa rahi

@Mann "aur maine ek foreigner ko bola "chal be jhandu paka mat" and then..."

barabar :D

do urjao to ek dusre ke barabar kar diya

dono*

pta ni jo moderator tha chem par wo foreign born hai usne wikipedia par bhi post likhta hai aur ab iitb me third year main hai !

@user223679 , tu bhi hindi mein bol le ab ^^

usne mereko ek saal tak chemistry site use karne se suspend kar diya :(

@Mann sun ni ra kya?

Ow, chal koi na, kise aur moderator se puch ke dekh le

chal koi ni yeh kar:

Shayad kuch ho jaya

ni hoga

:O

sanki log hai ab ek saal chem nahi

waise bhi iit main mereko konsi chem gadhni hai, main to cs hi lavenga

@Mann ye solve kar

In india, agar kisi ko power dedo to ego side product hamesha aa hi jati hai :|

Kmno4+H2SO4+H2O2->

Try karta hun

maine yeh galat kar diya aaj ke 6hr test main (jee adv practise test)

sayad user127631873109 hindi se dar kar bhag agaya hai

H2o2 banega shayad o2 and kmno4 shayad mno2

chal jhuta

:(

toh h20 banakar pani fer de

lol

[sahi main to maine bhi yehi kiya tha aur chu* se chu* bache bhi mera majak bana rahe the :(]

pani fekna buri baat hai

Lol, kuch toh bana de, aise chemical kaise chhod dega xD

google baba bula raha hai mujhe

MnSo4

redox

:')

mn acidic mein +7 se +2 jata hai

sare bache mujh par hansh rahe the :(

:O

Koi na 22

par sayad aaj 250 aa jayenge?

Mere toh made haal hai, mujhe si hota iit

Kuch question long hote bahut and boring

aur indians nu bulavan? yeh user kidhar bhag gavanan

sahi is your kahavating

Kuch banaye hi isleye hote hai ki bas bechara galat answer hi select karkar jaye lol

Pata nahi lol

@user223679 user are user tum kahan ho ((( <--- This is sound boom

Wtf

METAL

Poor internet connection!

HAHA D:

India ki main problem

@ADG Woh din ke chat ke karan tujhe ban kiya tha kya?

"Yeh toh connection hi poor hai"

@Mann I was unable to connect to SE but Google chalu tha :)

Oh, kabhi kabhi mera bhi yeh problem aata hAI

"Woh din ke chat ke karan tujhe ban kiya tha kya?" smaajh nahi aaya karan tak ka uske bad ka aa gaya

mere toh kabhi ni ayi

isliye i strongly suggest airtel [jokinngly but true]

Ek aur question:

Mere pass wifi connection hai D:

> x^2+y^2=1 and x^2/6+y^2=1 ke intersection point PQRS hain iska are batayi janab

> aur phir in dono ke comman tangent aur coordinate axes se banne wale traingle ka bhi

pehle karne wale ko 10000Rs ka inam

are means "area" right?

han

to user ne lead le li hai

I smell desmos D:

na bhai please mat kar aisea [pray]

cheater

0

Lol

mujhe itni jor se hasi aa rahi hai puch mat

0

.

age?

0

-?

-10

xD

Oye, area PQRS ka hi nikalana hai quadrilateral ka?

main tere 10 marks kat leta hun jab tak user solve kar raha hai

han aur ct aur ca ka

हिन्दी। हमारी अपनी हिन्दी। हम सबकी हिन्दी। ले‍किन क्या सचमुच हमारी यह भाषा हम सबकी भाषा है? इंटरनेट के कैनवास पर अपने शब्द फूलों से खिल-खिल जाने वाली हमारी हिन्दी को लेकर इतने भ्रम, भ्रांतियां और भड़काने वाले बयान आते रहे हैं कि आजादी के इतने वर्षों बाद भी हम फिर उसी मुहाने पर आ खड़े हैं यह सोचते हुए कि हिन्दी की जगह कहां है? अंगरेजी के बाद या और भी अन्य भारतीय भाषाओं के बाद?

LOL

mujhe to ispar hansi aa rahi hai

oye par PQRS ki jagah sirf do hi points hai, do points line hai aur uska area 0

0 and infinity

Wtf

nahi ek circle aur ellipse kitne point main intersect karenge

dono galat

Was that an actual question?

4 par , par hai ton sirf 2 points hi yaha par .-.

ek galti ho gayi pitoge toh nahi?

:|

@ADG The question looks incorrect.

$x^2+y^2=4$ tha

4

BC D:

four

chaar

chatvari

Ab gaaliya sunoge?

>:-( angry look

BCBCBC , itna asan lag raha tha question pehle D:

han han maiन अल्कोहलिक हूँ, हाँ हूँ तो क्या करूँ?

फ्रैकिंग पार्टी क्रेजी, सीधा खड़ा हूँ :डी

yeh google translate ki khushboo aa rahi hai

नहीं गूगल टूल्स ,तरय आईटी फॉर क्रोम अच्छा है

Lol...freaking in hindi is actually freaking crazzy

48/5

कैसे आया?

desmos se aya.

x find karliya

fir phy

fir 2x.2y

ho gaya

triangle ka 5

shayad

मन जीत चुके है फर्स्ट राउंड'

अब है बरी कॉमन टांगेंट की

HAHA mugambo khush hua

5

नपे

[nope ]

PAKA

लोल :D

Dubara dekhnee de D:

Is karan jee mein wrecked ho gaya tha D:

isi*

24/5

nahi

root ka sign kahin dikhai ni dera @Mann @user223679

Root aa raha hai :D

to shoot aur leaves bhi aa jayenge :D

Mera wrong hai :)

How do you all find common tangents?

20 sqrt {2}{3}

15 min ho gaye 6 que ka time chala gaya ab tumhari rank 10000 phiche ho chuki hai

nahi

20 \sqrt{\frac{2}{3}}

D:

@ADG Good. Now we can relax

Yay

$$\huge5\frac{\sqrt6}3$$

How to find the tangents?

Meri sali calculation hi weak hai D:

Arithmetic

gg

use $$\huge y=mx+r\sqrt{1+m^2}$$ for circle

wohi kiya tha xD

and $$\huge y=mx+\sqrt{a^2m^2+b^2}$$ for ellipse

aur intercept equal

and m

Question toh jyada time ata hota hai par do bar galat answer ane ke baad kuch yehi hota hai d:

phir aayega: $$\huge m=\pm\sqrt\frac23\text{ ya phir }\pm\sqrt\frac 32$$

pata ni in dono me se ek

2/3

Fir x=0 and y=0 and done

4 * 1/2 YX

(y)

Yehi kiya tha 3 bar ._.

@Mann 4 se multiply mat kar

Sabhi triangle ka nahi nikalna?

4 tangents hai

nahi sirf ek tang ka cood axis ke sath pucha tha

ek aur:

Tu mere sath aisa kyu karta hau .-.

$$\huge \int_0^x(x-t+1)g(x){\rm d}x=x^4+x^2$$

Checking @user223679

then find:

g(x) ,_)<\

FUNDAMENTAL THEOREM OF CALCULUS INCOMING!

dahell is t

$$\huge \int_0^{\pi/2}\frac{12}{g(x)+g'(x)+12}{\rm d}x$$

@Mann chatjax on hai na?

haan

Yeh kya jadoi cheej hai .-.

g(x)dx?

Koi image bhejo. Mobile mai mathjax nahi hoga shayad. Mann ne link bheja that pehle.

aw

Are LAPTOP ya pc aajao

@user223679 accha mobile pe hai to rahne de, pc khol le

t kya hai .-.

See you all later.

$$\huge \int_0^x(x-t+1)g(x){\rm d}t=x^4+x^2$$

@Mann kar diya sahi

$$

han

ab theek hai :D

I like $$\huge huge$$

.----.

That didn't sound nice

D:

Dood Deed

DOING

great into here miniclip.com/xplore/game-raft-wars-2/en/#t-c-f-C

I prefer PC games oo

USER LEFT

i know

@Mann plz mereko kuch games suggest karna

t - x ke uper depend karta hai?

Mere PC 9000 BC se hai

nope

Ab game toh nahi khelta jyada par, UT2004

I like that one

Multiplayer

$g(x)(1+x)+g'(x)(x^2/2 + x)=4x^3+2x$ wot .-.

ask it on main when you get stuck, babaye

Cmon tell

gotta go focus on game

.-.

NO

@Mann welcome back

Hihi, Still I am still getting very weirdly long derivatives .-.

answer is $\pi/4$

.-.

Can you restate the first condition of g(x)

$\int_0^x(x-t+1)g(x)dt=x^4+x^2$

$g(x)=\frac{2x(x^2+1)}{x+2}$ ?

maybe.

But it's derivative and shit is so long .-.

actually it's g(t)

:O