"Hey Simeon,
I appreciate your efforts to think of an answer (especially, in a DIY way), and conveying it with an email. Nobody could have bothered to do that.
While I can happily post your thought as a comment or an answer, I am afraid I can not (should not, in fact) post it on your behalf. Because, thats not the way The Great Outdoors works.
We wholeheartedly welcome you to join us, and try to earn minimum rep so that you can comment/answer there :)
I'll wait for your response there!"