"When your greeting card site sends you a card saying, 'Hey, I need one screen checkout'"
With my royalties, I'd like a 1099-MISC
"GitlinCorp, let our security holes become your security holes"
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"GitlinCorp, only as fun as our CEO says"
"If you need shipping, think parcel post. If you need an ecommerce front end, look to GitlinCorp"
Anyway, I've run out of bad jokes!