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12:00 AM
it's a new day in the SE land
 
acl
@yoda Not I: I posted all my answers at the precise period most people probably couldn't have voted even if they wanted.
Brilliant tactics, as always
 
hara kiri
 
acl
Leonid is going out of control:
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A: File-backed lists/variables for handling large data

Leonid ShifrinPreamble I spent some time and designed and implemented a tiny framework to deal with this problem, over the last two days. Here is what I've got. The main ideas will involve implementing a simple key-value store in Mathematica based on a file system, heavy use and automatic generation of UpValu...

 
I think he accidentally pasted the upcoming volume 2 of his book here... someone warn him
 
12:42 AM
and it only took him two days to write.
 
acl
1:03 AM
well, it's clever
 
1:21 AM
Hey acl, got a question for you.
 
acl
shoot (oops, forgot to send the other papers--have been working on that very system today, as it happens)
 
Threw up a question on meta, but wanted if people agreed with systematically tagging and editing questions about the special functional operators like /@, `\`, and so on.
 
acl
hope it's ok to send them tomorrow
 
@acl No rush :) I'm on vacation right now.
 
@StackExchange I just signed on to the new Wolfram Education Portal and got the message: "The Wolfram Education Portal doesn't currently support your platform. Please visit our site on Windows or Mac to access interactive courses."
 
acl
1:25 AM
let me take a look?
 
It's here
I never get that syntax right..
There's a lot of special characters that aren't very easily searchable, or immediately obvious as to what they are. I threw the question up because I remember a similar issue came up on the meta for SO as well.
It's a bit worse here just because we have so many more one or two character operators that aren't typically indexed.
 
acl
the idea sounds good. i am not sure if most people will put in the effort to implement it though, and this is the sort of thing that doesn't work unless everybody does it
otherwise, you wouldn't trust your search
(a vacation in mid-january? must be nice being a student :) )
 
Agreed. It isn't something simple to do. I'm definitely willing to put in the effort to make it possible though.
@acl It may be a vacation but I'm still working :) I'm just not "required" to work on anything. I just had an e-print go out onto arxiv on full counting statistics today.
 
acl
ah. didn't check the arxiv today as I am drowning in my own calculations. let me take a look
 
Unfortunately it won't be up until Friday. What are you working on now?
If you're interested, I can forward the pdf to you.
 
acl
1:36 AM
indeed, it's not there :) but i found some interesting preprints (just out today).
please do so, I'll take a look tomorrow morning
I am mainly working on a coupled of things involving disorder in 1d systems (one with hard-core bosons at finite temperature, and another on a more complicated problem with majorana modes-this one's more interesting both conceptually and technically)
 
Leonid is (unsurprisingly) first to 500. And appropriately, with an accept on the currently highest-voted question
 
@Verbeia Isn't he also at the top of the list on SO for mma?
@acl Sent the email. I definitely have to start reading up on the paper you sent me. I'm rather eager to start working on something again.
 
@MikeBantegui yes, the all-time list but not the most recent 30 days. Mr.Wizard has that.
 
acl
aha, disordered fermions
 
There were quite a few surprising results that none of us expected.
 
acl
1:44 AM
ok, I'll have to look at it tomorrow, I am tired now.
 
No problem. It must be past midnight by you, yes?
 
acl
yep
although I stopped working a few minutes ago
 
What kind of work schedule do you have? o_O
 
acl
random, apparently (I don't always do this...)
 
I suppose that fits, since you're working with disorder.
 
acl
1:49 AM
well, i hadn't thought of it but yes!
 
2:26 AM
Updated the answer for Szabolcs's Locator problem. I think it's not a bug on some platform but the AlignmentGuidesEnabled feature. Wonder whether the snapping can be reproduced on Mac and Linux if toggle that option on.
 
2:42 AM
Let me get this straight..
It's not a bug, it's a feature?
 
that's weird. has that ever happened before?
So, I'm finding that my lack of editor powers to be extremely frustrating. Most of the edits I want to make are simply code formatting, but those only involve modifying the whitespace. Without editor powers, I'm not allowed to make a whitespace only modification. Grrr....
 
@rcollyer I feel your pain. I wanted to edit a first time answer that was missing code formatting and made the question look horrible. I can't though.
We have only two (and Verbeia is coming up there) users who can edit so far.
 
it sucks, really really sucks.
 
acl
so, vote away
 
I am, but I can't upvote my own stuff.
BTW, @Verbeia just hit 500, and will be getting the sites first Good Question badge!
 
2:53 AM
Whoa.
Just threw up a question on operators. I'm genuinely interested in this because I only know the basic @, \@, and `\` operators. The other ones are still black magic to me. Whimpers I hope I get that link syntax right one day
 
@rcollyer You can make the edit anyway - one of the mods will approve it and you'll get two rep points
 
@Verbeia Actually, it actively says I can't if it is whitespace only.
It doesn't let me submit the edit.
 
Just hit 500, so there's another editor. I must say how surprised I am that I am one of the highest rep people.
 
@rcollyer Are there any other improvements you can make then?
 
@MikeBantegui bad phrasing.
 
2:56 AM
@rcollyer On the question? If so let me know how and I'll fix it if I can.
 
@rcollyer Of course, but backticks are not whitespace, so if there are other bits of inline code.
 
@MikeBantegui For the most part, the wording is fine, it's just the code.
These are usually code blocks where you need to side scroll to read it all. It drives me a little insane.
 
@rcollyer Oops. Sorry about that. I'll fix it.
 
@MikeBantegui No, not the question. "Just threw up a question ..."
 
Oh, yeah..
Not my best phrase.
 
2:59 AM
I had a friend named Chuck, to whom I said one day, "what's up, Chuck?" Commas don't show up so well, verbally.
 
geez, how does anyone ever post an answer on this site?! :-P
 
@DavidZaslavsky What do you mean?
 
I was working on an answer to that operator question and got cut off by two answers posted ahead of mine ;-)
(don't mind me, I'm just ranting)
 
@DavidZaslavsky Please, post. Your answer may very well be better than the other ones, or it might have information they don't have.
 
@DavidZaslavsky obviously you need more mojo (:
 
3:03 AM
The worst that happens is we have duplicates, and generally people just let it slide.
 
@RebeccaChernoff lol
 
acl
post it anyway, mine is about a randomly chosen operator and the other is a pointer to the documentation. surely there's more to say
 
I figured a documentation link covers pretty much everything, not sure what else there is to add
 
The main reason why I posted it was to have a place where we had information on the operators.
The docs have the information, but it's on a lot of different pages.
It's nicer to tell someone "Check this question for info on the operators used in this expression" and it helps a bit more than what's essentially "RTFM"
 
OK, well I'll put something together
It is pretty amazing though, how quickly questions get answered on this site. I could swear it feels faster than Stack Overflow.
 
3:08 AM
Also impressive is our stats so far.
 
first day of private beta is always high.
next day lower.
 
Technically aren't we on our second day?
 
then it kind of goes to a trickle by day 5 or 6 (;
 
@DavidZaslavsky it is faster than SO. Even the mma tag.
 
acl
at least there are more questions here, on SO it was a race to the fastest and baddest answer
 
3:10 AM
@MikeBantegui nah. yesterday was day 0! (:
 
How can I forget. Numbers start at 0, not 1, as every programmer should know ;)
 
@MikeBantegui yes that is what I think.
 
3:25 AM
If anyone has editing privileges, could you please add a code block to Tomas Garza's answer here?
 
acl
the toolbag question on SO has been closed yet again
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Q: What is in your Mathematica tool bag?

TimoWe all know that Mathematica is great, but it also often lacks critical functionality. What kind of external packages / tools / resources do you use with Mathematica? I'll edit (and invite anyone else to do so too) this main post to include resources which are focused on general applicability i...

 
@acl I think we're running short of users to reopen it.
 
acl
oh well
 
@MikeBantegui I had edited that one already before I had edit privileges
 
acl
3:28 AM
@rcollyer yes, that's what I was thinking. not much point to it anyway.
 
I'll try again
 
acl
so, who is modifying this
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Q: How do I access the StackOverflow API from Mathematica

Brett ChampionI was wondering the other day if StackOverflow had an API I could access from Mathematica, and apparently it does: "Saving plot annotations" What's the best way to get data from StackOverflow into Mathematica? Sjoerd used the information to make a plot. I'm interested in adding SO-related noti...

 
I added a comment to notify him of the feature.
 
acl
for the SE beta site?
 
@acl some of it can be resurrected here, but I suggest not doing it under an omnibus question like that one.
 
acl
3:30 AM
@rcollyer yes, I agree, although some questions here are almost as general already (which I personally don't like, but nobody asked me :) )
 
@acl that happens. we're trying to get our feet. we'll find them, eventually, or not.
 
@acl I first looked at it and thought "It can't be that bad." My mind was changed very quickly.
 
acl
yes, how hard can it be (TM)
so, how about a "where's Waldo" question then?
 
That question was amazing.
where's that imgur uploader?
 
heh, @MikeBantegui Do you realize it was your over enthusiastic comment to post a WheresWaldo function that caused the toolbag question to get closed like 3-4 times now? :P
 
3:42 AM
Oof. Sorry.
 
acl
repent!
 
I recall that day being very odd.
 
Not feeling too good about the operator question... seems like it should be closed as general reference
 
what do they do to sinners on online communities? Squash their bits?
 
acl
the waldo thing? it was bizarre
 
3:43 AM
Tomas has two answers on that question. I have edited this one, but the other one I did before hitting 500, so it needs someone to approve it.
 
@yoda I'd convert it to Community if I can.
 
Community wiki is never the answer and it is useless these days
 
acl
yes the operator thing is a bit too "diffuse". hard to see what to answer, so I just chose a random operator and made random observations
 
I hate reading one tiny bit of code per answer
 
@MikeBantegui questions aren't likely to be made community, only answers.
 
3:44 AM
Yeah, I wrote something, but realized, I'm spending way too much time answering something that all of us know – for what? We should just point users to the WRI docs
 
The reason why I posted it was partially because I had no idea how to look up the operators (Just learned about 5 minutes that the doc systems support searching the characters -- knowing that would've saved me from asking it)
 
Now corner cases about a particular operator would be interesting... like Leonid's #0 stuff that is hidden inside another question on nested slot sequences
 
acl
the docs don't always give the best applications of techniques (although they often have cool tricks)
 
All in favor of deleting the question?
 
@MikeBantegui aha! The doc system is good. Damn good. It even finds the InvisibleApplication
 
3:45 AM
@yoda How did you manage that?
 
acl
@yoda that's in the docs too, fourth point under "More Information" for Slot
 
@yoda @MikeBantegui can delete his own question, I thought, even with answers.
 
@MikeBantegui type esc @ esc and then copy the invisible character from your notebook and paste in the documentation center
@rcollyer no, not if there are upvoted answers
 
@yoda The only problem I have with that reasoning is not everyone knows about them.
I'll delete though if that's what the consensus is
 
@yoda the delete link still shows up on my question.
 
3:47 AM
@MikeBantegui Oh, I agree – and please don't take it the wrong way. I meant that the question as phrased, just calls for regurgitating stuff from the docs
@rcollyer well, why don't you try deleting it ;)
 
acl
and do the docs tell you that Apply and Sequence can remove empty lists like this Sequence @@ # & /@ {1, 2, 3, {}, 5}?
 
@yoda No, I don't blame you at all and I take no offense -- I want there to be high quality content here.
 
acl
(actually they may do, I just don't know)
 
Question for the FAQ, maybe?
 
@acl now that's a good question
I didn't know #0 referred to the head either until that answer by Leonid
 
acl
3:48 AM
it does follow from the definitions, but...
 
Also, I don't think the docs mention why f @@@ {x,y,z} doesn't work as expected.
 
@rcollyer How do you get something like that added?
 
I think if acl and rcollyer make edits and whoever upvoted them revokes their upvotes, Mike can delete it
 
I think I can just delete it out right. disregard that, I was wrong
 
Try it and see. Won't hurt if it doesn't work.
 
acl
3:50 AM
well, I just made an edit but have no idea who upvoted my answer
 
If everyone collectively deletes their answers, the question can be deleted.
 
@MikeBantegui Interesting question. Don't know.
 
acl
so, mine's gone
 
Heyo!
 
@MikeBantegui now that's neat
only @rcollyer is left. THen you're all set
 
3:52 AM
Hey @yoda, fancy seeing you here =)
 
@yoda done.
 
@casperOne hey hey
 
You know, for an outside viewer, this must be confusing.
 
@casperOne is one of my converts. Snagged a hardcore C# MVP to get into mma
 
"Hey look at this question on operators in Mathematica.. Hey wait where did all the answers go?"
 
3:53 AM
Only Andy Ross and Vitalli's are left.
 
@yoda Yes yes, he did. But I'll get him to convert to C# yet. =) But @yoda is of tremendous help, and I expect to get more in the future
 
now we'll go to houses together knocking on doors with NKS in our hands
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I almost feel like the better choice would have been to close it so people see that it was a bad thing to ask.
 
@yoda ROFL
 
@MikeBantegui we can undelete our answers and you can close it, if you wish.
 
3:54 AM
It's up to you guys. Community's choice, not mine.
 
@MikeBantegui Well, my view is that the best example of what not to ask is to not ask something that has not been asked :P
lol.. that sounds crazy, but it works
 
That's some Jedi mind trick right there.
 
Users seeing closed questions as examples of what not to ask is good in theory, but seldom happens in practice
I'd much rather have a nice, well drawn out meta discussion/policy than a string of closed questions
 
Too bad this was on chat and not meta.
 
alright, I'll be back in a while
 
3:56 AM
@MikeBantegui Might I ask what you're referring to with a link? I'm having trouble finding what you guys are talking about. Maybe another mod's eyes from another site might help whatever issues you're facing?
 
We're talking about this question in particular.
 
acl
ah yes, the one with the single upvoted answer :)
 
@acl now Vitally is holding things up.
 
I guess that's what happens when all the good answers are deleted. The link dump survives!
That came out a bit harsh...
 
@yoda is right on this point, it's good to have a canonical discussion on meta about these things, but once that's established, you should use that as the reference to close the question if it's the type of question you don't want to see on your site.
 
3:59 AM
The question is better off placed in the FAQ due to the nature of the question; A lot of people know it but it's more likely a beginner may not.
 
we could add Simon's link to the FAQ, when we get to it.
 
acl
it's also not focussed. what's the right answer? what problem do I have to solve in order to answer it?
 
But generally, this kind of question is NARQ, very broad (how many other operators can be asked, and the operator symbols are not going to contribute to organic search) and it typically turns into a link dump.
 
Nevermind.
2 more vote to close and we can at least close it.
 
I could ask that question 50 times, 50 different operators. Also, a suggestion is to avoid questions that ask things like "what is the use of these operators" as that's very Non Constructive (NC)
 
4:01 AM
one more vote to close needed
 
acl
ok it's dead
 
@MikeBantegui I think that it might be best to place the references in the tag wiki, actually
For "syntax" or "symbology" or whatever is appropriate.
Canonical references outside of SE are typically good fits for a tag wiki
 
acl
those links are to the documentation that's included though. not much point in including them
 
@rcollyer Agreed.
 
acl
4:03 AM
included with the environment, I mean
 
Yes, but at the same time, consider this, I'm a .NET developer, and I almost never use the MSDN documentation delivered with Visual Studio, I'm always on the MSDN site or SO.
 
Hey, I just got two people their Critic Badges.
 
acl
@casperOne fair enough. can't do any harm anyway
 
And I'm a total n00b when it comes to Mathematica, so for an enthusiast like me, these things, while redundant to experts, are of great value.
 
Weird, Leonid doesn't have an enlightened badge, yet. What's the world coming to?
 
4:07 AM
heh, looks like that question got closed just before I posted my master list of operators ;-)
 
@DavidZaslavsky Do you have it still?
It can be useful for the FAQ if we can add it to that.
 
What, the operator listing? Yeah, it's posted as a now-deleted answer
but I don't think there's a good place for it on the site, if it's inappropriate as a question
 
Not as a question and/or answer -- more for the faq up top.
 
acl
@rcollyer in addition, his epic answer on large-data handling has less upvotes than my image levels hack (which is basically trivial)
terrible
 
@acl that answer is beyond epic.
 
4:10 AM
@acl I thought it was pretty cool to be honest.
 
@MikeBantegui ah, well, that's not the sort of thing that goes in the FAQ. In fact the FAQ is really more of a "how to use this site" page
 
@acl That's the nature of stack exchange, short cheap questions will be rep-whored to death. For something truly nuanced, it will take time for it to get the recognition it deserves.
 
I mean Photoshop functionality, in my Mathematica? Beyond cool.
 
acl
@mikeb sure, i thought it was cool too.
@casperone I am familiar with the situation :)
 
I think we all are familiar with it.
 
4:11 AM
Oh. I just gained editing privileges. Finally.
 
Sorry, I'm just an entusiast/SO mod who's eager to help. I know you guys aren't new to how SE works, I just want to try and lend my experience as a mod for a site I want to succeed. If that gets annoying or you don't want it, that's cool, just tell me to back off. I can get... too enthusiastic =)
 
@MikeBantegui And, you'll lose them when we enter public beta, unless you have enough rep.
@casperOne Enthusiasm is a good thing. Don't sweat it.
 
I don't mind if I lose it when it goes public. There's stuff I want to help around with now.
 
acl
@casperone I didn't mean it that way, it's just that this sort of answer is pretty common on the mma tag on SO, so this happens all the time
 
I'd rather be able to help fix things up before it goes public so the public has a nice place to goto.
 
4:13 AM
This is off-topic, but I have to share. From a friend on facebook: "MPAA calls the Internet going dark in protest of SOPA "An abuse of power". In related news, the Eye of Sauron accuses Hobbits of terrorism."
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We've got no shortage of mods here... I seem to remember seeing that something like the top 6 or so users committed to the proposal (by some measure) all had diamonds
@rcollyer ROFL
 
@rcollyer Whoever that friend is, give him a cake.
 
@MikeBantegui he lives 1500 miles away, so it will be awhile.
 
@DavidZaslavsky Are they all present on the site?
 
I know of at least 3.
 
4:15 AM
@casperOne I for one welcome the enthusiasm. We have a lot of people here with the Marshal badge on SO, but some of the finer points of what questions to ask and not ask are less clear than "this spammy not-an-answer needs burninating"
 
Not sure... of course we have yoda and casperOne in chat, but I haven't seen whuber or
 
Curious, is there a way to get Mathematica (does everyone call it MM?) to stream data and parallelize data more efficiently? I'm running a quad core with Home Edition 8 and I can't shake the feeling I can get it to perform better
 
(checks)
Zev Chonoles or chl
 
@casperOne Mma = Mathematica
 
@Simon That works, capitalization required or no?
 
4:16 AM
@casperOne ParallelTable, ParallelMap, ParallelSum, Parallel....
 
acl
@casperone are you familiar with the Parallel tools?
 
@casperOne not usually.
 
@casperOne MMA, mma, Mma.
I usually see mma though.
 
@MikeBantegui Thank you. cc @rcollyer
 
@MikeBantegui All of those are autoreplaced in any text cell in the frontend, so OK!
 
4:17 AM
mmm.. Donuts
 
However, I normally use Mma
 
@MikeBantegui hmm, thin mints.
 
@acl I upvoted it already - considered a bounty but I can't see a bounty link.
 
Holy crap, that's awesome.
 
@acl @MikeBantegui No, I am not. The image stitching question I asked, it took me two days just to get the question and answer together (I was working on GraphicsGrid for a long time). I've been using some of the image processing functions that Yoda and I spoke about in other conversations.
 
acl
4:18 AM
@Verbeia me too, it's fantastic, and beyond my powers
 
@casperOne I actually went straight to the docs because I wanted to know too.
 
"mma... donuts"? :-P man, now I'm hungry.
 
Everybody upvote this: mathematica.stackexchange.com/a/209/8
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acl
@casperOne they're very easy to use, check the docs on ParallelTable for instance (the "Neat Examples" tab). it's highly automated in simple cases, and very effective
 
@casperOne have you looked at LevelScheme?
 
4:19 AM
@Verbeia That's not an answer. That's a novel.
 
@MikeBantegui a novel answer?
 
@Simon I mean novel like a book.
 
acl
@Simon it's an answer in the same sense that the Iliad is a poem
sort of
actually from looking at Leonid's code in the past, it probably isn't that big a deal for him
 
Leonid to Mathematica is what Jon Skeet is to C#. Side note: First JS reference on mma.SE
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it's late and my battery is almost dead. Good night all. Don't burn the place down while I'm gone.
 
4:22 AM
@rcollyer No, I'm looking at it now, it seems to be a number of very large data sets?
@acl So from what I'm gathering, I have a large-ish (16K) list of image files to process, it seems ParallelMap would be appropriate to process all the frames in parallel, no? Applying the function to each item in the file list?
 
@casperOne Yes.
 
@casperOne It's primary focus is producing publication quality graphics. It's a little quirky, but it works.
 
You can do something like:
 
Night.
 
ParallelDo[img = Import["Image" <> ToString[i] <> ".jpg"]; processed = Process[img]; Export["Processed/Image" <> ToString[i] <> ".jpg", img], {i, totalImages}]
 
acl
4:25 AM
@casperone yes, do what you'd normally do with Do or Table, but say ParallelDo or ParallelTable instead
 
That way you don't keep all the images in memory
 
acl
yep what @MikeB said
 
It's the closest we have to an idiom for stream processing.
 
acl
it automatically starts new kernels, distributes the definitions etc. for trivially paralellizable tasks, it just works
@casperone if it doesn't work, post a question :)
 
The parallel functions are quite efficient and easy to use too.
Just be very cautious with how many kernels you launch and how much memory is used for the full operation.
 
4:27 AM
@acl It took me two days for that, I'm hoping that it won't be that much harder to just replace /@ with ParallelMap
 
acl
(ParallelDo is probably what you need, if your operations basically work via sideeffects--you don't really need them to return a list of 16k images, I suppose)
 
On the research I did last summer, my processing workflow required 2 GB of memory per kernel.
 
Interesting, it just had this box, "launching kernels" and launched 4 (I have a quad core processor)
 
@casperOne If you purchased the premiere license you can get up to 8 running on one machine.
It's handy sometimes when you have something latency bound and not computation bound.
 
The thing is, I don't actually see it doing anything. No files output or anything.
@MikeBantegui That license is $5K, no?
 
4:30 AM
I think we should also vote to close my question on Mathematica Quick Reference. It doesn't seem to fit.
 
@casperOne Er, I have no idea actually. I'm a student so it costs me $100..
 
@MikeBantegui Very nice. I think for me it's quite a bit more expensive.
 
@casperOne That's such bad news. I'm graduating soon.
 
acl
@casperOne if you used ParallelDo it returns nothing, like Do. You'll see the files it writes when it finishes (if you are writing any files, otherwise you'll see nothing I guess)
there are ways to monitor what's going on, but they are slightly more involved
 
Ok, now it's doing something. Whether or not it's better at processing this in parallel will remain to be seen.
 
acl
4:32 AM
(and would make a nice question)
 
Something along those lines.
 
acl
@casperOne communication between kernels also seems fairly slow (not that I have timed it), so if you have lots of data and cheap computations it may not result in much of an advantage
 
@acl Using coarse grained parallelization can help sometimes
 
Generally, it's doing some basic image processing, as per:
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Q: Detecting a fixed template image out of a semi-constant frame of video

casperOneThere are a number of videos that I'm looking to process of different video games to detect various "states" in them. The first game that I am tackling is any edition of Super Street Fighter 4. In it, I'd like to detect when the "vs" character screen comes up. Here's an example of one frame of...

 
acl
probably. in my case the computations I've used this kind of thing for have been much more expensive than the communication, so I have no experience of the other case
 
4:34 AM
I have a feeling you're doing stuff relating to street fighter.
 
acl
perceptive :)
 
@MikeBantegui What gave it away? =P Also, did you not notice the gravatar? =)
@MikeBantegui sf4answers.com
 
@acl The extreme case of cheap computation means you should use ParallelDo[.., Method->"CoarsestGrained"]
Method->ItemsPerEvaluation"->n helps too.
 
acl
I've never played much with these, it'll be interesting to find out how it works
 
@MikeBantegui I get the feeling if I tweaked what I'm doing, I'd want coarsestgrained as well, since I'm working on a per-file basis and while I'm doing 4-5 image processing functions on the file, each call is all about that one file.
 
4:37 AM
@acl They do make a significant difference. It defaults to Automatic which load balances, but on one computation CoarsestGrained made it some 2 - 3x faster.
@casperOne You should've asked this as a question :)
 
@MikeBantegui I would, but usually in these things I don't have enough context to ask a good question. I've been on SO enough to know what's good and not good for a community =)
 
Fair enough.
 
@MikeBantegui And usually, it all starts with "what did you try", and I'm at the lowly level where usually if I try, it becomes self-apparent.
 
I really think we should remove my question on Mathematica quick reference. I can't delete it because there is an answer. What do I do?
 
@MikeBantegui Trust me, I want to.
 
4:40 AM
@casperOne We all started somewhere :) My professor has been using Mathematica for some decade or so and he gets surprised by what I write.
@AndyRoss Ask people to delete their answers? Or flag possibly.
 
acl
@casperOne why don't you try? it's not like the C tag (not to sound smug or anything)
 
@MikeBantegui Flag to close, once it's closed, we can vote to delete.
 
As you probably can tell, people here are pretty friendly.
 
wb @yoda
 
2 votes for close.
 
4:41 AM
what are you closing now?
 
@yoda everything. This question
 
acl
@yoda careful. we'll close you too, if you're not careful
 
acl, isn't it something like 4 in the morning over there now?
 
acl
indeed. am waiting for results from the machines at work
 
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4:44 AM
(had a long nap in the evening, as my clock is messed up these days--long story)
OK, I'm off to work then. see you guys later
 
You sir win 10 non-redeemable votes.
 
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Q: Tuning ParallelMap when IO and computationally bound

casperOneI'm currently doing work on processing a number of images taken frame-by-frame from a video. As a result, I have a directory of around 16K PNG images that at most ~300K. That said, I have a routine, analyze which I map in the following way: analyse /@ FileNames[ "captures\\*.png" , nbDir]; a...

 
How'd you post it in that cool way?
 
just drop the link with nothing else in the line
 
@MikeBantegui It's called 'oneboxing'
 
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A: What links and sites are handled specially in chat?

Juha SyrjäläThe current list of integrated (we call this onebox, or oneboxing, ala search engines) sites is: Stack Exchange sites: Questions / Answers / Users Stack Exchange Chat: Messages / Rooms / Bookmarked conversations Area 51 proposals Posts from the Stack Exchange blog, the Server Fault blog, and th...

yo dawg, I heard you like oneboxing... so I oneboxed the answer on onebox so that you can read up on oneboxing while I onebox
 
@yoda Do not make me put a meme up in here.
@MikeBantegui I think you now have seen what oneboxing is, and how a room will quickly degenerate because of it =)
 
5:05 AM
@casperOne What's oneboxing? dodges I am so kidding please don't hurt me.
 
@MikeBantegui @yoda and I spend time in Teacher's Lounge. Trust me, we know
BTW, that pin on the side to upvote a question, doesn't really seem kosher...
 
heh @rcollyer pins all the stuff... but that answer does deserve upvotes
I think he accidentally a book there
 
@yoda It's like seeing a man help an old lady cross a street, and then subsequently being ganged upon. Okay maybe not, but it's an injustice for how low of a score it has.
 
@MikeBantegui it'll even out eventually. Besides, I don't judge Leonid by how many upvotes his answers have
 
@yoda You thought this was chat for Mathematica.SE? Nope.. Chuck test-- I mean it is.
@yoda Oh I don't either. But good answers should be known. Upvote count is at least one public way of showing that.
 
5:10 AM
I always think of lol cats when I see Ojai valley
well, in the end it all boils down to what the community can understand and grok. Perhaps not all understood it.. perhaps some were looking for a tl;dr
but as long as Leonid understands that there are folks here that understand, that appreciate his presence and knowledge, then upvotes shouldn't matter. I'd even say it's a great sounding board for his next book. The feedback he probably gets from here will be invaluable
 
What book is he writing?
 
@MikeBantegui vol 2 to his first one, I guess
He has mentioned in the past that he's working on it, but work and other commitments have slowed him down
 
Ok, I'm out. Nice speaking to you @MikeBantegui
@yoda let's catch up sometime. Good to see you.
 
@casperOne Likewise. Hopefully next time I'll have examples for you.
 
 
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6:51 AM
I find I am not motivated to answer the beta questions because I figure a lot of them are just being asked to pad the site, and not because real people need help. How many of these questions are of that type?
 
@MrWizard So far all the questions I've asked were legitimate questions I've been wondering about. I can't speak for everyone else though.
casperOne's questions have been out of genuine interest as well.
 
@MikeBantegui Ditto.
I'm poised to ask a few more things bugging me myself.
 
I can see at least eight other ones that seem to be real problems.
Just skimmed through the questions list. It seems like at least half of them aren't fluff from just looking at them quickly.
 
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