One day, Perl master shiboleet was lecturing at the Temple of Communal Harvest when the monk Lhaskel asked him where he might seek enlightenment. The monk was immediately directed to study The Codeless Code, a fabled resource that enhanced its supplicant's spiritual progress more than that of their deliverables. When the monk's superior noticed him lost among the Codeless Code's bountiful wisdom, he turned off the monk's monitor and asked him "What is the better metric - lines of code or lines of koan?"