@StoneThrow And again, no worries - Feel free to ask any time. I tend to keep an eye on the windows-subsystem-for-linux tag on Stack Overflow, Super User, Ask Ubuntu, and Unix & Linux. Or you can often find me here in chat.
@NotTheDr01ds -- for as long as you're online and free, may I actually continue to pick your brain? I'm super grateful for your time and help, and I'm simultaneously biased toward human-to-human Q&A as a learning method, but also cautious about over-taxing someone's generosity in answering questions 1:1. Assuming you're free/willing to continue chatting, please let me know if it's better we go to a different chat room instead of continuing here in the general one.