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@NathanOsman It's pretty sad when you have to reformat someone's code before you can even read it..
@AndroidDev Not everyone has the gift of formatting :D
@NathanOsman I cringe when I see people at the library "centering" text in Word by holding down the space bar...
Or even using tabs to align text.
That's not what tabs are for!
And I also cringe when I see people using CAPS LOCK for just one letter...
128 GB of RAM ought to be enough.
Even Chrome couldn't possibly use up all of that.
00:04
@NathanOsman I don't know if they're still this cheap, but the e5-2670 8-core CPUs go for $80 used on Ebay
Brand new ones are $169 on ebay.
So I can believe that.
Verilog is getting on my nerves right now
What happened?
I wrote a module for 8-bit counter. I can't see any possible error. Everything compiles. And yet when I simulate it, the counter stays at 0
I've no idea what to do about this
00:29
@NathanOsman - If I take a file licensed under GPL that's 1,800 lines and trim it down to something that's only 350 lines and also change it up quite a bit, do I still need to release it under GPL?
judging by how non-free and draconian the gpl is, yes.
hue
@NathanOsman why
@KazWolfe sigh why can't everything be Apache or MIT?
@AndroidDev because reasons.
00:31
I wonder if I can nest separate if conditions in a ternary...
@KazWolfe raisins*
yes. you can. no, you shouldn't.
@KazWolfe I think I will :D
nested ternaries are hard to read.
ternaries are hard to read
small ternaries are easy to read.
nested ternaries are not small.
00:33
what about with parentheses
(count != 1) ? "s" : ""
easy to read.
whatever hell you're thinking of is pretty much guaranteed to not be easy to read at this rate.
count != 1 ? (count == 2 ? "2" : "not 2") : "1";
:D
don't do that.
@KazWolfe Hey that's my line :D
and i used it on you. gg
00:37
geegee
gheeghee
@TheWanderer Because it guards against errors.
@TheWanderer hue never
What happens if you add another statement and forget to add braces? Boom!
App goes up in smoke.
@NathanOsman I just put the whole thing on one line
@NathanOsman or you know, the IDE doesn't indent so you realize something's weird
or you can't find the closing brace
@edwinksl pls
One accidental semicolon and boom!
00:39
@TheWanderer My professor knows that well . . . I wrote one of the answers in ternaries on the last exam . . . I don't think he undrestood what I wrote at all
if (myVar >= 12 || myVar <= 24); doSomething();
^--- see the problem?
who would put a semi-color right after the if statement?
Also, hooray ! I found the error in the simulation. The module was instantiated with input and output variables in wrong order
@SergiyKolodyazhnyy forshame
00:40
@TheWanderer someone with careless typing.
...who did it by accident.
@NathanOsman you?
ಠ_ಠ
@TheWanderer foreach (var in lab) mess_up(var);
Son, I am disappoint.
Look at those smexy square waves
00:41
@SergiyKolodyazhnyy That looks pretty intense.
mmmmmm
@NathanOsman u no it
seriously. braces are important. Nathan is right there. There is maybe one use case for no-braces, but that's return. And even then, don't.
E: cannot parse "u no it" - statement could mean "you know it" or "you are not 'it'"
Kinda is intense. Well, now I better write a lab report . . . I don't think I'll have time to test it on hardware
@NathanOsman take it as you will
00:42
Lol.
TheWandererParser v2.0 - ambiguous as can possibly be™
@KazWolfe what about in an excercise to condense a Java program into as few lines as possible?
@NathanOsman jue
@TheWanderer golfing?
@TheWanderer Don't do that.
We have a site on the network for just that purpose.
@KazWolfe was an assignment
Java is not a minifiable language.
@KazWolfe oyes it is
ProGuard!
Minifying java is a bad idea.
Java is a bad idea. Why not make it worse?™©®
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Q: Tips for golfing in Java

RobAre there any useful shortcuts that can be used in Java? As shown below, import already adds at least 17 characters to a program. import java.io.*; I understand that the simple solution would be to use another language, but it seems to be a real challenge to shorten Java programs. Tips...

00:43
@KazWolfe Not without murdering various parts and making your victims users screech in horror.
You're welcome @TheWanderer @KazWolfe
Java is a decent language. You're using it wrong.
@TheWanderer If you would have combined that into a single message, I would have starred it.
There.
Has a star.
Lol.
I see those suffixes...
00:45
:>
U is evel genius
yehssssss
Goes back to writing Go...
Chat please
while True:
    gameManager.playGame(kazwolfe, teamfortress2)
00:45
5 seconds to edit
We don't have to worry about any of this stuff with Go - the compiler forces a coding style on everyone.
@KazWolfe go away Python
this is Java Time
...aaaaand Java time is up.
on another note, my office just got everyone in engineering really nice jackets.
@NathanOsman well I'm sure if I decompiled my app I'd see some pretty good optimization ideas in the Smali
00:46
@TheWanderer You'd also see Cthulu or something.
I might
Maybe you'd find fragments of Perl.
that's why the compiler exists. to minify your code. you don't with java.
would confirm @edwinksl's suspicions
The compiler compiles the code.
00:47
@NathanOsman WHAAAAAAT
It converts source files into an intermediate form for the JVM.
GAHHHHHH
@TheWanderer Yes, I know.
7 SECONDS TO EDIT
which also optimizes them and does some minification.
00:47
Help pls
javac Reads Source Files - You Won't Believe What Happens Next
^--- if programmers worked for BuzzFeed.
@KazWolfe oh go away with your silly "standards"
@NathanOsman the body would be in binary
That wasn't nearly as funny as I expected it to be.
@TheWanderer XDXDXDXD
It's only Tuesday.
00:48
so tired
ooh, free lunch time :D
Free as in beer? :P
speaking of wednesday, first episode of american gods was pretty good
00:51
13/10 would have lunch again
hm.. we need a flame war.
Source Film Maker is better than Blender.
@KazWolfe don't we argue about vim vs nano vs emacs vs <insert someone elses text editor here> already ?
@SergiyKolodyazhnyy atom wins.
@KazWolfe NopeNopeNopeNopeNopeNopeNopeNope.
Blender can do anything.
And it can do it better.
can blender make me coffee?
that i can drink in the real world?
00:54
Even the name itself should answer that question.
"blender"
solid reasoning
Y'know, for grinding coffee beans.
can blender solder a cpu?
If you enable GPU rendering in cycles, I'm sure the heat from your GPU is sufficient for that.
With a little hacking....
WILL IT BLEND?
00:55
LOL.
Reason #196 for liking Blender - Oracle hasn't bought it yet.
:P
Wrong blender, but still funny
can blender replace my broken glass pane?
Yus.
@KazWolfe you broke your Windows?
You should switch to Ubuntu.
@NathanOsman no
It is much better.
00:57
i don't have windows on any computer anymore.
Then how can it be broken? :P
actual glass.
Google Glass?
(I'm feeling my troll coming on...)
so blender can't is what you're saying
got it
(And remember that you started this by insulting Blender :P)
@KazWolfe And Source can totally do that, I'm sure.
01:00
no no, you've made your point. blender can not replace glass.
no need to keep repeating it
Okay. Fine.
Next on the agenda.
Tabs are infinitely superior to spaces.
Prepares defence shields...
they are.
in fact, my git server considers them so great that it replaces tabs with spaces in order to preserve the glorious stature of tabs, keeping it out of peasant code like my own.
only true masters of coding are worthy to use tabs.
Oh brother...
:D
01:19
tabs are more convenient
and spaces introduce more fragmentation in style
I'm always annoyed when I have to deal with 1-3 spaced indents
UHH
Why is GSMArena down?
@NathanOsman what did you do
@GeorgetheDev is www.gsmarena.com down?
@NathanOsman www.gsmarena.com works for me
See, @TheWanderer, you made it up :P
yeah it just came back up
01:25
I'm still suspicious >_>
Convenient.
isup.me told me it was down, and I was just about to go find another site, when I saw it had refreshed
lol
@NathanOsman you know what's fun?
T-Mobile got the 600Mhz spectrum in the US, and you're still stuck on 3G :D
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:29
600mhz is gonna be somewhat slow, no?
Digital Ocean just gave me $1 credit.
I might actually wait until 2019 to get a new phone, instead of November 2018, so I can have 5G
@NathanOsman WHOA THERE
@KazWolfe better than Edge, no?
and better than nothing
@TheWanderer Apparently it's for SLA at SF2.
I guess I had a droplet running there.
and I'm HFL with a FHD at 5TG
(in other words, wat)
#AcronymAbuse
01:31
you started it
@TheWanderer SLA = service level agreement
The guarantee a certain level of uptime.
And I guess they give you refunds if they don't meet it.
interesting.................
so anyone want to try out my malware app?
Er... not at the moment.
Checks antivirus subscription.
01:33
sure why not
Y U NO USE PLAY STORE?
@NathanOsman IZ NOT RELEAS YET
USE ALPHA FEATURE
I need to get an icon and feature graphic
01:37
IZ WHAT I DO
and the Play Store takes forever to publish
PLS
Fine, whatever.
besides, my stuff is open-source, so the APKs get pushed to GitHub anyway
yes! I've invented the undetectable malware! I mean, what?
01:39
locality UBE?
wtf is UBE?
and organization XPW?
second result in Google for "UBE PA" will tell you
UBE Industries, Ltd?
@KazWolfe my initials, my sister's initials and my dad's initials are all *PW
@KazWolfe second result, the Wikipedia one
01:41
why not just spell out the full town name?
Upper Black Eddy pleb
01:55
from a legal standpoint, yes. the GPL requires that any modified GPL code be copylefted. And as you're technically modifying that code....
(IANAL)
my advice: write some code that performs similarly.
Yeah
It's only 200 lines after all
02:30
That's not a lot for Java >:)
Also, I wish there was a way to get Launchpad to notify you when a new version of a package is added to proposed.
 
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Q: Why when I open my files in ubuntu 16.04, are hidden files always displayed?

BurinuxiWhenever I open my files in ubuntu, hidden files appear. How can I do that when opening my files, the hidden files are not displayed by default? THX!

04:01
another non-use-case for SSL (cc @NathanOsman): localhost-only communications.
And no, this is not because I can't get Anope and inspIRCd to co-operate and use SSL.
04:35
@KazWolfe use a certificate signed by your own CA :)
...whose root you add to the trust store.
i would if anope would stop being stupid
Well, tell it to stop being stupid.
i've tried
it just generates endless TLS errors.
or, it might be inspircd. one of those two doesn't like the other.
or gnutls or something.
UnrealEditor is loading...
Getting UnrealEngine to work is a royal pain.
I might as well use Windows >.<
I wonder if kwin has anything to do with this...
^--- what it throws
05:05
something with graphics card not being recognized
Interesting...
But it works with the latest stable branch. It only does that when I switch to the master branch.
Argh. I switch to Enlightenment and I am mysteriously logged out of everything.
05:29
I patched it to make the editor run.
Still locks up the GPU, this time hard resetting the PC.
Okay. UnrealEngine is truly and officially not happening on Linux on this PC.
And the radeon driver should never be vulnerable to a userspace program that can crash the entire system.
But somehow this kernel got tainted.
Shh... don't tell anyone but I'm really thinking Nvidia next time I buy a GPU...
hah
nvidia is pretty good
but ironically, the best graphics support on linux is intel
05:45
I know.
My laptop has Intel graphics.
But Intel graphics just don't cut it for OpenCL.
Also, Windows is stupidly annoying. Every time I kill the update process it respawns.
I DON'T WANT TO UPDATE NOW.
I just want to download files. Stop stealing all the bandwidth!
You can't shut it off though.
Even group policy doesn't seem to do it.
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Q: Building .deb package for Linux perf?

PatrickThere is a convenient Linux kernel makefile target "make deb-pkg" to build kernel, modules, headers as .deb. Then I can install/remove via dpkg command. However, for perf compilation, there is only build source package option. I wonder if there is a way to build perf as installable.deb as well?

Jos
Jos
06:31
well, well.
How... er... constructive.
Even that isn't as bad as this one though:
Jos
Jos
Eek. That is truly frightening. They probably went and did it, too.
Those types of answers barely see the light of day before being deleted though.
lol trolls.
Jos
Jos
It's still there but edited: askubuntu.com/questions/911331/…
06:39
...
raised the wrong flag
Jos
Jos
Ah. Gone now
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Q: sync doesn't terminate after cloning disk using dd

user1889776I ran the following command to clone the hard disk (128 GB) on my computer (running Ubuntu 14.04.5, kernel version 3.13.0-110 on 64 bit x86) to a partition on an external drive: dd if=/dev/sda of=/dev/sdc1 bs=32M conv=sync,noerror Note that /dev/sda was mounted when I ran dd, which (dd) termina...

One of the nicer thing with the SE system of community moderation is, there's many ways such a post can be burninated
downvotes + 20k users, spam flags, mods...
AU 3k rep when
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06:43
6-8 weeks.
yup
I got distracted
lies
lol
@edwinksl I kinda went a bit nuts on MSE ;p
I probably got 3k there in the last few months
did you suggest reviewers should get rep for doing reviews
you now have enough rep to tank the downvotes :p
lol
I've been doing moderator/support style questions
06:46
that's too easy
da
easy way to grind rep
a few feature requests
and some policy stuff
oh nice i just got my first spam flag on MSE
does MSE even get much spam lol
Yeah
and a bunch of odd crap
 
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user136984
08:46
Why is the Ubuntu Wiki taking so long to log me in?
user136984
Oh...
user136984
Finally!
user136984
Is anyone here running the normal Ubuntu flavour 17.04?
user136984
Because I have a machine with it on and would like to know if it is stable enough yet to upgrade to?
user136984
Because from some I've heard that it crashes almost all the time and I need this system to be reasonably stable.
user136984
08:55
But a lot of systems are unstable to begin with so... I'm wondering if someone running it can tell me if there experience is fine or not?
10:29
@ParanoidPanda 17.04 in a VM runs fine... and also is great on my Asus X200MA netbook (in fact better than 16.10 because it now supports the backlight keys ooB). We can never tell for different hardwares.
My main box still is 16.04
 
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hi
Precise Pangolin was a precise, rock-solid release
MAny thanks that make sense — user684991 2 hours ago
It seems problem is gone following the previous comment. So, saving it from close may help? I requested the commenter to write an answer
11:57
@Zanna: Could you please reconsider your VTLC? The answers of the linked question don't work for Xenial or later because the PPAs don't have packages for them.
@DavidFoerster Uhm. Are you linking the wrong post? She didn't vote to close that one, you did.
@terdon I'm asking her to vote to reopen (like I did). She voted to keep the question closed.
Ah, vote to leave closed. I had no idea what that meant.
I reopened it
I made that one up actually^^
12:27
@DavidFoerster oh sorry, I saw you had linked a different possible dupe...
@Zanna: Yes, but I reconsidered that. It doesn't solve the actual problem (installing a working HEVC decoder) but only some circumstantial issues that would cause other problems.
12:53
@DavidFoerster sure. I should have considered it more carefully
 
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Q: Using SSH folders as a directory for my local system?

user229607Can someone suggest what keywords I should use to search online for this query? I want some files on my system to interact with files on a SSH server I have access to.I realise this is an extremely badly articulated question,which is why I ask for what I should base my further searching on.

15:23
A single specially crafted finger-print can unlock up 65 % of some smartphone models: wp.nyu.edu/memon/the-master-print
Apple gets a patent on storing a reference to entries in a database of nutritional values on an RFID tag: freepatentsonline.com/9640088.html
Can I get a patent on a piece of fibre that stores pigments in shapes that humans can learn to interpret and look up in a pocket book with nutritional values or is that to trivial?
Oh, wait the patent must be for a machine. I'll patent the production of the fibre piece, the pigment application process then and the pigment shapes then.
15:38
@DavidFoerster you're not a multi billion dollar corporation, so no :/
Or maybe I can apply for a patent on a meta-technology "process for the application of a generic data processing method to a concrete use case".
If they thought that at college I wouldn't have had to go through all these different cour… wait a minute!
Why do people type Ask Ubuntu and Stack Exchange without spaces?
@jokerdino Because askubuntu.com and stackexchange.com
15:55
@jokerdino For StackExchange it's also because that's how they type-set it. I never really paid attention to the fact that the textual title has a space.
@jokerdino In any case I like it better when they don't do that
16:46
hi
@jokerdino singleWord
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