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10:02 PM
@DavidFoerster Done... You should still remove the comment that gets entered by the review system though...
 
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Q: Null device handler and serial number is 0

JDOdleI am working with a camera that connects via usb. When connecting the device, dmesg shows the serial number as 0 and when I try to run code to take an image, I get a Null handler error. I figure the Null handler error is due to the SN being 0, but correct me if I'm wrong. So I am wondering the be...

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Q: how do I add a udev property for my android phone?

fossfreedomI'm trying to get my android phone recognised by rhythmbox. Talking to upstream, rhythmbox gets the value of "id_model" for the udev device - if it is "Android" then it should work. How do I use a udev rule to assign the "id_model" property to be "Android"? Currently my /etc/udev/rules.d/51...

 
Dism takes a while
Longer than I remember
Windows must really be broken
 
@TheBrownOne Done! :-)
 
user136984
Goodnight everyone! :)
 
@ParanoidPanda night
 
user139252
10:13 PM
@Fabby Danke!
 
user139252
I am so very close to 2k! :D
 
@TheBrownOne You mean Dank Je
@Fabby is in Belgium (right?)
Or merci
 
@TheBrownOne Actually, in Flemish it's "Bedankt" cc @Zacharee1
 
@TheBrownOne Lemme see what I can upvote
@Fabby so it is different than Dutch
Oh wait, that's familiar :p
 
"Dank Je" is Dutch... :P
 
10:16 PM
"Thanks"
@Fabby I know someone from the Netherlands who says Flemish is just the name for Dutch in Belgium
 
Dutch and Flemish are 90% similar, so if we want, we can understand each other, but if a Flemish wants to, the Dutch don't understand anything...
 
@Fabby lol
So you speak Flemish fluently?
Or Fench?
Or just English?
 
@Zacharee1 EG: "Dank je"→"Bedankt"
"Sinaasappel"→"Appelsien"
"Jij"→"Gij"
 
@Fabby To be fair, Bedankt is the slang thank you in Dutch
 
etc..
 
10:18 PM
Orange? That's an annoying work :p
 
@Zacharee1 no, it's creeping into the Dutch language because the Flemish say thank you much more often then the Dutch! :D
 
SNAP
 
I speak 5 human languages perfectly, 2 more well, 3 more I can get around in...
 
wow
Is Flemish/Dutch like German in the way Please and You're Welcome are the same word?
 
and I can ask for cigarettes and take a cab in a few more...
 
10:20 PM
@Fabby which languages?
 
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@Zacharee1 That depends on your dialect.
 
@TheBrownOne the please/yw thing?
 
user139252
For example, my family would never say "bitte" for you're welcome.
 
What do you say? (and you're German?)
 
user139252
Yes, and we say willkommen. Which is welcome. Which makes sense.
 
10:21 PM
Yeah
 
@Zacharee1 And being a Vorlon, I speak some non-human languages as well...
 
@Fabby :p
 
@TheBrownOne Depends on the area in Germany...
 
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@Fabby Yeah, that's what I meant by "dialect" :P
 
@DavidFoerster: Where in Germany do you say "Bitte" and where "Wilkommen"???
 
10:22 PM
@TheBrownOne I have a question: I know that with German, the secondary verb goes to the end of the clause, but does that apply to helping verbs?
@Fabby I 'learned' lowland German
 
@TheBrownOne Ah! Human languages! :D
@Zacharee1 No, it doesn't...
 
@Fabby "Willkommen" is purely a greeting.
 
@Fabby ?
@DavidFoerster except for where it means "you're welcome" :p
 
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@Zacharee1 Like "have" and "do" and such?
 
or an adjective describing that someone is welcome in the literal sense (to arrive at a location).
 
10:24 PM
@DavidFoerster So no one anywhere in Germany/Austria/... would say "Wilkommen" instead of "Bitte"?
 
@TheBrownOne You see? ----^
You must be from Swiss descent then! :P
 
@Zacharee1 I don't know no any idiom with that meaning in German including the word "willkommen".
 
@TheBrownOne Yeah, like I can do this. That wouldn't be like I can this do would it
@DavidFoerster @TheBrownOne says her family uses it ¯_(ツ)_/¯
 
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@Zacharee1 No.
 
10:25 PM
@DavidFoerster In @TheBrownOne's family no one says "Bitte" but everyone uses "Wilkommen"...
 
@TheBrownOne how about I am to you this ball throwing?
Or do linking verbs also not have it?
Dinner
ping me the answers
 
@Zacharee1 I've heard people say it during the last few years. Appears to be a neologism coming from english. it sounds weird to me.
 
@DavidFoerster I vever heard it either, that's why I asked you...
 
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@Fabby @DavidFoerster My grandparents are both first-generation immigrants, grew up speaking German with their parents... They always told me "willkommen" after "thank you/danke" :(
 
Why does echo * print all files in the current directory? Is echo used for matching/finding files as well?
 
10:27 PM
(As Takkat nor A.B. nor cl-netbox seem to be around)
@TheBrownOne I'm not saying it's impossible: just saying I've never heard it in Germany/Austria/Switzerland...
 
@TheBrownOne That's curious. I've never heard it in that situation. The recent stuff was all akin to a word-by-word translation of "you're welcome to do/try …"
@AbhishekBhatia * is matched and substituted by the shell. echo has nothing to do with that.
 
@TheBrownOne There are sizeable German-speaking minorities living outside of those countries though!
 
user139252
Their families are mutts of German/Polish/Bavarian/Persian ancestries...
 
user139252
Could just be that they developed their own weird dialect from all the mixing
 
10:29 PM
@TheBrownOne Sounds most plausible...
@TheBrownOne Hah! Your rep is 1984!
I should send you the book! ;-) It'll only take 4 weeks to arrive! >:-)
 
@TheBrownOne At least the way I learnt it, the typical idiom of the same meaning after "danke" would be "gern geschehen".
 
@DavidFoerster Wow! I've never heard that one anywhere either!
 
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@Fabby :P
 
user139252
I have a copy of it somewhere... First edition print, too...
 
@TheBrownOne :O
 
10:32 PM
Thx david that makes sense!
 
user139252
Probably in a box in my attic
 
user139252
I never got around to unpacking all of my books after I moved
 
@Zacharee1: answered as per your request. You should remove your comment now as it looks stupid after my edit... :P
(intentionally edited that way) :D ;-)
@TheBrownOne I threw away all the boxes I never opened since my last move...
Lots of books were thrown away that way... :-(
 
user139252
That makes me sad :(
 
Well, I've still got all of my e-books, Charles Darwin's books and all of my signed copies...
All the rest is gone!
I've read that three times now, and still have no... Ah! Edward Torvalds gone!
:D
 
user139252
10:38 PM
I currently have in my collection:
Every book ever published by Dean Koontz, even those written under pseudonyms
About 95% of Stephen King's books
Every Harry Potter book
All 7 Star Wars film novelizations
Dozens of Star Wars EU (legends) novels
The collected works Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
Numerous texts on etymology
Homer's Odyssey
All of George Orwell's publications
All of H.G. Wells' works
At least 4 biographies of Nikola Tesla
And countless other books I can't remember
 
user139252
Oh, and both books released by xkcd author, Randall Munroe
 
Next vacation I'm going to take in your library!
 
I rarely buy fictional books for myself.
I usually borrow them from friends or public libraries.
 
I'm going to start with the etymology books!
 
user139252
I very much enjoy reading and writing fiction.
 
10:41 PM
Writing???
OMG! Is there something you don't do???
 
user139252
I need to crack open some of those etymology books... I bought them for school, forgot about them once I was done with class :P
 
Next thing you're going to tell us is that you're in NASA's Astronaut program!
:P ;-) :D
 
user139252
I wish :(
 
Drink! Smoke!
 
user139252
I wanna go to space :(
 
10:42 PM
@TheBrownOne Apply at Роскосмос! ;-)
BRB
@TheBrownOne I always knew I wanted to become a Chemist working in a SpaceLab(TM)
Well, I became half of that! ;-)
@NathanOsman Congratulations!
 
user139252
My writing is probably no good... I self-published once but didn't sell very well.
 
@TheBrownOne there's your 2K :D
 
user139252
Yay! :D
 
@Serg just open the windows!
 
brb rebooting
(so see you all in three years :p)
 
10:53 PM
@TheBrownOne Congratulations!
 
user139252
I can now review more things! :D
 
:D
@TheBrownOne you're catching up to me really quickly O_o
I'm sorry, but if you make your question title in all caps, I instantly lose any respect for you
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Q: WIN 7 INTERNET DOWNLOAD TO LINUX MACHINE?

JimiI have a Linux machine (Ubuntu 15.04) I want to install a Win 7 internet download to for a dual boot. I have Googled different variations of the statement "Install Win 7 internet download to my Linux machine?", but do not find an answer. Everything found assumes I will be using a physical image d...

 
@Zacharee1 that's what the [edit] button is for! :P
 
It doesn't regain my respect
 
@Zacharee1 Instead of moaning and groaning: Get off your lazy arse and put it all in lowercase! >:-)
 
11:02 PM
And this person seems to not know about the period:
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Q: How can i remove Ubuntu? (delete/uninstall)

Ηλίας Χατζηστογιάννηςi have dual boot system! Ubuntu 14.04.3 LTS and Windows Xp! I want to delete the Ubuntu and use only Windows Xp, because my netbook is too old and the wifi does not work with Ubuntu! I searched for a solution for a month and none worked! Unfixable problem!

@Fabby It's OT, so I said to go ask on Super User instead
What is with all the exclamation marks with users?!
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Q: I can't install a program in a Ubuntu bootable live usb

Henry WH HackI am trying to install some software via the Ubuntu Linux. Terminal on a bootable media the output was E: Unable to locate package (package name). And yes I have a good Internet connection!

 
@Zacharee1 That's why! Some idiot will edit it after it was closed and then it'll go into the re-open queue!!!
(already done now!) :P
 
The reopen queue is always empty
 
@Zacharee1 What do you think of my comment on that one??? :D
Warning! Help vampire! VTC as "unclear what you're asking"
 
TPP has been signed.
 
How'd I do with this formatting job (aka nightmare [check the edit history]): askubuntu.com/questions/729382/error-creating-kit-for-nexus-4
@Seth tpp?
 
11:13 PM
another person that doesn't even know what it is...
 
@Seth Has it been published then???
 
@Fabby It was published a long time ago..
 
@Seth Parts of it were...
 
oh
OUBRG)OWJ_ FUHWERGFOUI HFNOJNE
Is it so hard to just say what you did and what it returned?!?!!
 
@Seth Ah! found it!
 
11:16 PM
This guy is spending more effort avoiding answering us than it would take to just tell us what he did!
 
@Zacharee1 You speak Alderian too?
@Zacharee1 It's called a Help Vampire!
He's probably running Kali and not Ubuntu...
 
@Fabby ugh, yeah
@Fabby Why yes. It's very easy once you know German :p
@Fabby NOOO
 
@Zacharee1 Klingon...
 
Not another thing for him to do!
We'll never get anywhere now
 
Klingon sounds like a German with a really bad cold...
 
11:18 PM
@Fabby does it? ō_ô
@Fabby VTC? @Seth
 
@Zacharee1 Yeah! I did a few of those as well!
Congrats!
 
I don't know how people mess it up so much!
And there I go with the exclamation marks :p
 
@Zacharee1 sorry, too busy packing for mars..
 
wat
@Fabby LOOK AT HIS COMMENT
 
@Zacharee1 Vote to close!
 
11:20 PM
GAHHHHH
@Fabby I did
It was a request to Seth The Almighty Iguana
 
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Q: Não consigo instalar o Ubuntu no notebook da samsung com windows 8.1

Weinnynão consigo instalar o ubuntu 14.04 em dual boot com o windows 8.1 já tentei vários programas de pendrive botavel mais não obitive sucesso. é como se a bios soubesse tudo que eu vou fazer e impede antes de eu instalar o ubuntu. por favor preciso de ajuda.

 
@Zacharee1 Never annoy the mods for a close vote, unless it's rude, abusive, ...
 
@Fabby request*
 
@Zacharee1 yeah, still... Find 4 other 5K rep users and leave to mods to do the mod tasks...
 
translate: não consigo instalar o ubuntu 14.04 em dual boot com o windows 8.1 já tentei vários programas de pendrive botavel mais não obitive sucesso. é como se a bios soubesse tudo que eu vou fazer e impede antes de eu instalar o ubuntu. por favor preciso de ajuda.
(from Portuguese) I can't install ubuntu 14.04 in dual boot with windows 8.1 already tried various USB stick botavel obitive no more success. It's as if the bios know everything I'm doing and stops before I install ubuntu. Please I need help.
 
11:22 PM
If I were a mod, I'd ban you for 5 minuets from chat! :P
 
@Fabby That's why you aren't one
@Seth ?
 
@Zacharee1 :D :D :D
@Seth editing...
 
Can someone do an apt-cache search clamtk quickly?
 
I mean: really, leave the mods alone doing important stuff... Close voting and spam waves we can handle here in chat! Rally the masses, my friend!
apt-cache search clamtk
clamtk - graphical front-end for ClamAV
clamtk-nautilus - Nautilus MenuProvider extension for clamtk
 
hmm
So then why can't this guy install it?
Maybe what @TheBrownOne said?
 
11:27 PM
@Zacharee1 Who? Where? What. Why?
 
@Fabby the so-called "vampire"
 
@Zacharee1 Meh! You're still on that guy???
Drop him hell be washed out through the close vote queue...
 
He's going to figure out the ping function and nag me if I leave :p
 
He doesn't have enough rep to show up here!
 
@Fabby the ping function in comments :p
 
user139252
11:30 PM
@Zacharee1 We can try to get it closed.
 
@Zacharee1 delete all of your comments then!
OK, I need a final smoke and drink and then off to bed!
@TheBrownOne Please have a look here: askubuntu.com/review/low-quality-posts/521248
Next time, you should upvote the existing comments and then vote to close with "No comment needed"
 
@Fabby I think it worked in that case.
 
(otherwise it looks like we're ganging up on the user...
@Zacharee1 I'm old and decrepid: What are you talking about??? The Kali guy?
 
@Fabby it was like an expanded explanation
 
user139252
Alright, I didn't know it was posting the comments. I thought that was "Why are you recommending this for deletion?" :P
 
11:35 PM
@Fabby no, what you're talking about right now
@TheBrownOne I didn't realize at first either :p
 
@TheBrownOne Yes, that's it! But it alos posts a comment if that comment wasn't posted before! ;-)
(everyone had to have that pointed out to them, including me)
@Zacharee1 Me going to sleep??? Stay out of my bed, you! ;-) :P
 
Don't say sleep
I'm feeling just as bad today
 
user139252
I need to be off of work.
 
user139252
I want to go home :(
 
11:59 PM
I want to sleep
Either way, it ain't happenin' :/
 

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