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anybody use vinagre?
00:30
YAY!
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@Braiam, an extension to your Roomba:
see below meta
@Chan-HoSuh no, I don't like how my foods ends when I use it
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Q: New User ROOMBA

WhaaaaaatI propose an extension to Braiam's Roomba. Questions will be deleted in 30 days if: The OP has only 1 rep. The question is the ONLY activity by the OP There are no answers with a score greater than or equal to zero. The question is not locked. This will purge out the useless 1-rep abandoned q...

 
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02:20
I'm here.
Did I miss any good Apple trolling?
 
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03:22
@NathanOsman Their watch looks terrible.
And I'm not trolling, it's true.
I fully agree.
The one nice thing announced today was Apple Pay. And I don't like it because it's an Apple thing; I like it because it will push retailers to adopt NFC which will benefit us Nexus users :)
03:40
Will Samsung PLEASE sue Apple for the lock button position?
@NathanOsman And yes. I love it. But then, retailers will go "No no, it only works with Apple Pay. You can no use nexus here. iPhone only."
@NathanOsman Can you also teach me the ways of android coding?
@Whaaaaaat I'm not exactly an expert.
@NathanOsman You know more than me, surely.
I open-sourced our blog's Android app though: github.com/2buntu/2buntu-Android-App
But no, I would love to see Samsung win big against Apple.
Oh yes Osman, you mentioned something about open-sourcing the 2buntu CMS?
Yup. I'll get you the link to that.
03:50
yay :D
^--- look what I found
oh please.
I have DOS (Why, I have no idea).
@NathanOsman I don't think Apple Pay will be all that great
People will steal information.
Somewhere here I have a 5 1/4" floppy with DOS and GW-BASIC :P
sweet,
But I don't have a working 5 1/4" drive, so :P
03:53
I stored all my floppies in a faraday-caged airtight environment
2164: 3 1/2" discs are worth upwards $50k each.
That looks familiar.
Too familiar.
"Revolutionary new method of payment" /me vomits
Revolutionary? Oh, please.
03:57
"the company is ready to bring the mobile payments tech to the masses"
"The feature is called Apple Pay, and it aims to revolutionize the "fairly antiquated payments process" we're all used to by replacing it with a near field communication (NFC) antenna, Touch ID, Passbook, and something Apple is calling the Secure Element, a dedicated chip that stores encrypted payment information."
The problem is that soon, Apple will roll out Apple-only mobile payment terminals.
Android devices came with a secure chip ages ago.
I own an Android with a secure chip - a Nexus 5.
OH. MY. GOD
The android version is called the "Secure Element"
This is why I hate Apple(r)(tm)(c)(sm)...
We all hate Apple :P
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Except Xiaodingwhateverhernamewas.
And the Android community will never sue Apple.
We just don't have the lawyers.
And then there's the iWatch.
"entirely new category of service"
vomits
"Apple doesn’t collect your purchase history". REALLY? And Siri records everything you say and saves it.
[redacted]
I really wonder if Apple Pay will be a monthly fee.
I can see apple doing that.
wait. when did this happen?
04:13
@Whaaaaaat Microsoft has been making software for Apple since forever :)
@NoTime Not office.
come on USPS. Update your damn tracking data.
@Whaaaaaat Office for Mac has been around a while.
@Seth For tablets.
@Whaaaaaat I had office 2008, and I believe there was some MS "suite" for Mac
For tablets? I don't keep track of iOS apps.
04:14
Ill go fact check though
Meh. Can we start a petition to make Apple products illegal?
That's one thing I like about MS, they port their apps to all platforms (well, almost all).
@Seth cough Linux cough
Whereas Google has like 1 official app for Windows Phone.
Apple helped build MS :P
04:15
@NoTime and they other way around ;)
@NoTime Apple stole from MS. Like they stole from all the Jailbreak developers.
@Whaaaaaat I meant mobile mostly.
The moving clock was LITERALLY a copy-paste of a jailbreak plugin.
@Seth cough Ubuntu Touch cough
just to look at the link for MS on Mac (it's wikipedia, but you can source check if you want) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/…
@Whaaaaaat They isn't released yet cough.
Although I don't suppose they'll ever port it to that, why would they?
04:17
@BothOfYalls Yeah both MS and Apple stole.. I mean MS had a tablet in the 90's
@Seth We're getting really close to release.
Ubuntu Touch isn't ever likely to be insanely popular.
with a stylus!
@Whaaaaaat close != released.
@Seth If it's marketed right...
@Seth And, better?
04:17
nope.
Linux threatens Windows more than Apple I would think
anyway, I'm going to bed.
gnight seth.
night
Don't let the corporate giant Apple steal your data!
04:18
@NoTime looks at Apple's price tags .. looks at Linux price tag I think you're right.
@Seth +1.
Samsung, please sue apple.
@Seth just the architecture.. Linux = OS Windows = OS, Apple=machine&OS that "only works" with Apple
Linux free&open Windows pay
@NoTime Hackintosh.
@Whaaaaaat yeah only a couple that are ok without major problems.. like they just don't suspend when lid closes.. I'm sure it's getting better though
@NoTime Niresh is good.
04:21
@Whaaaaaat but it's illegal :)
main problem for consumers.. who is going to go through all that
@NoTime Do I care?
@Whaaaaaat no but Jane Spanksalot does..
it comes in PINK too!! OMG
I. Don't. Care. OSX Mavericks was free.
So, not illegal. Apple's EULA is not law.
New idea: Go to an Apple store as a fake Apple employee. Say how Android is better.
It becomes a legal issue, when installing you have to agree, and any change to OS becomes copyright infringement
@NoTime I strip the EULA :D
"My copy didn't come with an EULA. Argument invalid"
04:24
you just changed the software then :) it also says it in the download
@NoTime So installing Ubuntu is illegal as it's a software change from Windows?
@NoTime Sez who? I don't distribute it.
@Whaaaaaat it doesn't matter changing it is illegal, because it is using copyrighted material and reverse engineering it. as for Ubuntu and Windows.. if you changed Windows software.. then yeah I guess, but Ubuntu is a separate peice of software with separate EULA
It could be compared to taking a photo/painting from someone, putting a dot in the corner and saying ITS MINE
The MD5 hash says it's mine.
04:26
heh
I'm not judging just saying technically illegal
Also, GeekSquad didn't care. They were actually happy.
you can't even legally run OSX in virtual machine unless its another Apple produced machine
"Cool! A hackintosh! I always wanted to see this!" ~Direct quote from GeekSquad-er.
@NoTime Tell that to VirtualBox.
@NoTime I can also run a variant of Darwin on any computer I want.
@NoTime Are you an iSheep?
you can run VirtualBox on any OS (doesn't check machine) Windows and Ubuntu can be run on Apples legally :)..
Darwin is from BSD
I am just saying the legality I don't agree
I am not saying it should be this way.. it just is
@NoTime Being a psychopath has upsides...
04:30
@Whaaaaaat so many legal ways around everything anyway
@NoTime It's running an apple-verified version of EFI!
@Whaaaaaat you can also download BIOS and from other proprietary Company computers
that they didn't legally agree with
Remember the 1984 ad?
The "breakaway" from singularity?
Apple is a giant singularity.
04:32
They became Big Blue, just not as big
All the devices are the same.
what could Macintosh OS run on?
aside from Macintosh.. natively
Apple became what they were advertising against in 1984.
they had little bits of devil then too :P
The only really good thing about the computer were.. they were actually really good then.. they could do all sorts of things many PCs weren't able to do (unless you had $$)..
Or unix.
04:36
I just mean the hardware was good for the time.
You could run tv through them without any adapters
I used to play super nintendo on my friends
thats great
chill :)
I don't care thats just cool
nope.
I will not coexist with Apple garbage.
What about the rest? (The design is cool)
The rest, sure.
Even though Ubuntu and Debian are the same
04:39
Eh.. not really I thought so too at first, now I can see some differences.. not much though
Debian not as bloated, Ubuntu stuff works better out of box
took me forever to get my touchpad to work right in Debian
it worked... just not the way it should
It'll take you even longer in OSX.
OSX on Apple no problems.. no customization.. but no problems if you want to spend the money
Best thing to ask an Apple "Genius" : How do I make my dock green?
I have all the OS's
I paid $3k for a computer, and I WANT A GREEN DOCK.
04:41
(not really)
I only have OSX, Windows (2 versions), 3 Linux distros (Ubuntu, Debian, Arch)
old OSX
No LFS?
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heh I have arch.. thats close enough
@NoTime Touché.
nice with the e.. I can't remember unicode shortcut
google.com
04:44
ሴthere
ctrl shift
U
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^^u0031^^
maybe Ill try LFS, HLFS though
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T̗͎͓̪͖͍̳̈́̇ͬ̄͗h̰̼̆ͪ̈ͥͅḛ̸͇̳̠̂͊ͣ̒̂̐́ẙ͇̟͇̳̫̓̍͗͛ͭ́ ̡̜̞̀t̖͍͞r͈̰̝̟̩̫͍i̙͍ͥ͆̎̽̄̒ͫ͜eͨ͊ͪ̊̾͋̓҉̣̩͖̪̞̲̲d̼̤̓̽͗ ͩ͏͉̪̲͍͈͕̙t͔͙̼̙̻͖̞ͩ̄͗̀o̡̝̹̼ͭ̏́͊ͯ ̟̬̜̫̜̠̝̇͞m͎͉̝͓̊ͣ͊ͅa̖͉̣̫̯̩͕͌͋k̜̭͇̗̫͎ͫ́̂̒̊e̦͓̲̭͍̗͉̿ͫͧͦ͂ ̮͖̗͖̝̻͟a̼̮̞͇͈ͬ̒͑͒̅͒͌͘ ̡͚̞̹̬r̸̲͙̱̙̝̱̞ͩé̪͙g̷̮ͦ̌ͩ̇e̡̱̯̖̠ͨ̐ͯ͊x͉̫̻ ̷̻̻̭̳͔̜ͦ̄ͨX̣͍̒̈̔̀̊̎͠T̞ͪ̇͠M̩͕̱L̉ ̼p͏̻͍̬ạ̩̮̏͊̅ͫ͌̋͛ͅr̜̥͞s͖̹͑e̵̗r̲͎̱͎̻̓ͫ͌͢ͅ.̝̣̥̪̉̆
come on USPS. Update your tracking info.
wait say that again.. but leave out the t
come on USPS. Update your tracking info.
Did they get hacked?
Not sure why you are talking about that
I got something from eBay.
04:50
oh ok gotcha
USPS has nothing on where it is. Only that "the tracking number has been activated"..
It probably hasn't been scanned yet then
Exactly.
It shipped but hasn't scanned.
I am not sure I like the Descendants, or just one song
Hello Rinzwind!
05:01
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Q: How to kill all processes for a given user that take longer then X time

CyprianWhen I list processes with ps auxf I often see some that are stuck and I need to manually kill them. How can I do it with one command? Example ps result: $ ps auxf USER PID %CPU %MEM VSZ RSS TTY STAT START TIME COMMAND tommass 7971 62.3 1.1 316428 45844 ? R Au...

05:47
@Whaaaaaat you don't get it
@Andrew nope
@Whaaaaaat Where is he pointed to?
How could you do this to me by not getting it?
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@Braiam @Oli @NathanOsman Close powers plz? askubuntu.com/review/low-quality-posts/317351
05:56
@Whaaaaaat he/she needs to get suspended for it.
chuckles
he does have a point, but why not throw it a flag?
Why don't they the devs of this site make it that you must registered before you answer.
@JourneymanGeek Because this is an extreme case.
@Whaaaaaat: eh, I deal with this sort of thing fairly regularly
@JourneymanGeek banned his/mer IP from this site.
05:59
@Andrew DHCP.
DHCP means?

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