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12:07 AM
ew math
19/3 T/C Electoral so far
wait wat
VT is a confirmed blue state but there are no voting numbers
 
@JacobVlijm I don't think they are dupes.
 
Florida's looking to be a blue state O_O
lots of suprises in this election
 
PA PLS
 
38 more minutes
although, according to fivethirtyeight, Clinton is 77%
FL's moved to red
and VA is too
 
12:29 AM
CNN calling FL for Hillary
apparently
 
keep in mind guys that it won't be official until at least 90% of all are reporting in
 
gg trump
 
those 'early stats' are junk stats
 
indeed
 
@ThomasWard which makes it all the more fun
But Indiana, Kentucky and West Virginia are all confirmed red. So far, Vermont is the only confirmed blue.
Literally everything is leaning red so far except Vermont
Although Florida is extremely close
Wait, NH is back to blue
 
12:47 AM
@Zacharee1 no they're not.
they're not at >= 80% reporting
 
is Google lying?
 
yes
so's Politico
 
gasp
 
@Zacharee1 You hsave to look at the individual stats and the % reporting number
if that % reporting number isn't 80% - 95% then it's not 'safe' to call it
 
huh
I love Google Assistant's context feature
 
12:49 AM
lol
 
Although I did ask who the nominees were, and it just gave me a list of TV awards Trump has been nominated for
 
rigged
 
I may have accidentally changed my phone to German
 
1:12 AM
o/
 
Clitnon's leading Electoral 44/40
that turned around fast
wonder what's gonna happen next
waitwaitwaitwait
NJ IS BLUE?!
TEXAS IS LEANING BLUE????
 
Trump leads popular vote, though, but we all know - popular vote doesn't matter. Only electoral college vote matters
 
is anyone else having problems with bing.com?
 
PA, it's been 16 minutes. Where are your results?
 
because west coast is not counted yet
 
1:16 AM
@TheXed always, cause it's BING
 
@Zacharee1 srsly
 
I meant with it actually loading...
 
none at all
so are the electoral votes basically just a race to 270?
 
@Zacharee1 kind of...
 
yes
 
1:17 AM
or are there only enough so 270/whatever means you win, like best of three wins with 2/3?
 
But the electoral college isn't as straight forward as one might think, as in most states it doesn't have to follow the popular vote...
 
wat
 
FL is so damn close wow
 
Trump leading 51/44
@edwinksl ikr
it's been like that for a while
 
Florida is always close...or it has been been in the last few elections...
 
1:19 AM
that could be why it's called a swing state
but right now it's 49%/48%
North Carolina is blue right now? o_O
PA HURRY UP
 
@Zacharee1 electoral college is based on the number of representatives. 270 is the absolute majority out of 538 , which is basically . . . 51%
$ wcalc 270/538
= 0.501859
 
@Serg ok, so it's like winning 5/9 matches of something.
 
yup
 
Google makes it seem like there are something like 1000 and whoever happens to get to 270 first wins :p
 
Trump at 51 now , Hillary 44
 
1:22 AM
Donad Trup
Hillay Clintn
 
zacree
 
@Zacharee1 i dun spelwell
 
yees
 
wiw
 
i should have brought pop corn to work today, cuz that's all it going to just a reality show of which of two turds we're selecting
 
@Serg two turds and two step children...
 
@TheXed basically that . . . in other words, we're fscked either way
 
@Zacharee1 ?
 
Although I would have been much happier if it was Mike Pence/Trump...I might have actually voted for that card...
 
@edwinksl click it
 
1:25 AM
@Zacharee1 risky
 
@TheXed wat
oh other way around
 
Because the VP is pretty useless unless the President dies...
 
why do I feel like Pence would "mysteriously" die?
 
wtf?
 
Probably could have happen'd
 
1:27 AM
@Zacharee1 as long as he doesn't choke on a damn pretzel...
 
wut
 
PA coming in finally
 
HEY GUYS
WHILE THE US BURNS
WHY NOT CLOSE VOTE SOME
 
no
 
@Zacharee1 looks for Zach's questions to close
 
1:28 AM
nooooooo
60/44 Trump now
 
@Zacharee1 the US isn't on fire yet...
@Zacharee1 we need to know who is going to light the match first...
 
@TheXed you sure? It's looking rather red
 
@Zacharee1 i will cv your nvidia question
 
plas
 
@Zacharee1 those states have little electoral votes...just lots of land mass...
according to cnn Clinton has 68 EV's and Trump has 66..
 
1:30 AM
Wow, PA isn't looking so swingy right now
@TheXed wat
 
Just that...
 
why so different
 
Oh I didn't know I got notifications for flags on chat...
why is what so different?
 
wait was there just one
@TheXed Google says 60/44 CCN says 66/68?
 
1:54 AM
66/48
 
2:06 AM
oh cnn is counting exit polls
 
123/97
 
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@Zacharee1 I think you'd like it
 
129/97
 
is this Trump/Clinton?
 
Yup
BigMouthTrump leads 129 to Satanist Clinton's 97
 
2:16 AM
@Zacharee1 close vote best vote?
 
2:57 AM
meanwhile, I'm making progress on my new indicator. There's one more thing i want to implement, but I'm not quite sure if it's worthwhile
 
Hello.
I'm very thankful to be alive.
I had a truly terrifying experience last night involving an emergency call to paramedics and a severe case of the flu.
It started with a stomach ache.
Then I started shivering.
And I ended up doing the one thing I always tell everyone not to do. I googled my symptoms.
 
hi
 
And you can guess what it suggested for chest pain and shivering.
And by that point I also was starting to lose control of my hands.
So a family member called 911 (emergency) and the paramedics arrived.
They were able to calm me down a bit and took some measurements. Then I started throwing up.
@TheXed hi
 
panic attack or heart attack...
 
3:12 AM
Sounds like cardiac arrest of sorts
Geez, thankfully you're better now @NathanOsman
 
@TheXed no, my heart was fine. I was hyperventilating apparently.
 
@NathanOsman people don't hyperventilate randomly , you know that ?
 
I started to panic which made the symptoms worse, which caused me to panic more...
I thought I was having a heart attack which made me panic, even though I wasn't.
Anyway, I was quite happy to be alive.
 
I had a panic attack when I voted, then almost went into cardiac arrest...shortly thereafter...
 
@Serg new indicator? :D
You wrote another one?
I have never been more convinced in my life that nobody knows anything about anything.
Lol.
 
3:18 AM
@NathanOsman I am semi-secretly working on two new ones, actually. One is nearing its completion, but i'm debating whether to implement something
 
Cool.
 
@NathanOsman I would agree with that lol
 
Due to my er, health, my plans are delayed a bit.
I wonder if my hacktoberfest T-shirt arrived yet...
 
@NathanOsman I hope you are doing ok.
And that was not a question.
 
@Seth I'm a lot better now. I'm sure I'll laugh about all this later.
I took some Tylenol to help with the muscle pain.
 
3:23 AM
oh I didn't even read the backlog, sorry.
 
@NathanOsman I doubt it. Mine took a really long time last time
 
Oh great :P
 
but I'm glad you are better @NathanOsman :)
 
Me too.
 
Indeed! Who else would I pester with C++ and Golang questions! xD
 
3:24 AM
I have an extremely weak stomach and a good imagination, so I can relate, at least a little, to your experience :)
 
looks like a move to canada may be imminent
 
3:43 AM
I am taking all my money and moving to Mexico...
I will be rich there...
I just have to avoid the drug cartels...
 
good night
evening*
 
@IanC don't you want to know whether America is going to birth a boy or a girl after these labor pains?
 
I just checked, Trump is winning?
that's a disappointment
 
@IanC yes Trump is still wining, has been all night.
 
shit, there's still hope I guess?
 
3:48 AM
Either way it's disappointment
 
my birthday is over, at least on my timezone
 
Yeah...lets face it, Clump is wining...
2
 
@IanC oh, happy birthday, buddy !!!
@TheXed exactly that !
 
@Serg thank you man!
 
@Serg I came up with that by myself today...on accident...
I was trying to say trump but I was thinking about clinton and it came out clump
 
3:52 AM
 
wtf
 
Clump everyone
 
@RPiAwesomeness that is nightmarish...
 
@TheXed Quite
 
and I have seen some scary stuff...
 
3:55 AM
Ugh. To watch the rapid decline of american civilization into madness election results or not to watch the rapid decline of american civilization into madness election results. That is the question.
 
man, my way home from work was a bit sinister
 
@RPiAwesomeness this is an American tradition every 4 years...
 
@TheXed Yeah, but last time we at least had relatively decent options...
 
except for it usually doesn't equate to to choosing our poison...
 
Obama wasn't a criminal, and Romney wasn't a buffoon
 
3:57 AM
@RPiAwesomeness Clinton hasn't been convicted yet...and well I have nothing to defend Trump from being a buffoon...
 
first I came across some black candles in a corner, then a black cat cross the street on my rear mirror, then a car turns on the same street as I late at night with low lights, park in the next block and just stays there. Nobody left the car
 
Hello
 
hello!
 
This is almost as exciting as game 7, Time for a rain delay now...
what would equate to a rain delay, one of them being rushed off to the ER for severe indigestion?
 
@TheXed only because the system is corrupt.
If it were you, you would be in jail. If it were me, I would be in jail. If it were anyone else, they would be in jail.
 
4:00 AM
@Seth has been since 1875
 
@TheXed Yeah yeah, she hasn't been convicted. But under any normal set of investigations, with any other person, she would've been. The military court martials for far less, why shouldn't our government be the same or more rigorous? And let's not forget Bengahzi. Americans killed and the SEALs were told to stand down, while the compound was under mortar fire.
Anyways, I digress. However it turns out, may God have mercy on this nation.
 
@RPiAwesomeness, @Seth our first President was a traitor and should have been put to death for treason...
and a terrorist...
 
um. that is rather different. He wasn't trying to rule GB. He was trying to leave it.
 
I'd sure hate to be Clinton when Trump starts swinging his fist.
 
Think of your least favorite presidential candidate. Now imagine s/he wins. Doesn’t limiting government power seem like a good idea?
 
4:04 AM
Why did Hawaii vote Clinton?
 
@Seth I am not comparing that...what I am saying is, they are all corrupt or criminal in their own way...except for maybe Mike Pence...
 
@TheXed so?
 
#BenSasse2020
 
You guys where just complaining about how corrupt Clinton was...
Just helping put it into perspective...
 
well you failed
no offense
 
4:06 AM
@Seth not the first time I have failed lol...
 
Lol:
I was honestlying looking forward to Bill Clinton tweeting from the @FLOTUS account.
 
@Seth but usually it involves $200-400 dollars failing to fix a technological problem...this was free...
 
ok so according to CNN Hillary is now leading?
 
last I heard they where 4 votes apart...
 
https://t.co/RM1DiOAnA3
you know what the worst of it is? I'm scared to death of either Hillary or Trump winning. Either is absolutely terrifying. There is no way out of this one.
well, other than move to Argentina.
 
4:09 AM
Chelsea Clinton for FTW!
 
No joke, the Canadian Immigration site - http://www.cic.gc.ca/english is currently down and experiencing server issues
 
@Seth Oh, that would be lovely, you can visit Natalia Oreiro's concerts
I'd move to China, but no money or degree yet
 
I am defecting to North Korea, you don't have to worry about voting there...
Or Russia, where your vote doesn't count...
 
@Serg things are like 10000 times worse in China..
 
@Seth s
dammit
 
4:15 AM
Biggest story of the night no one is talking about...we are now only 54 electoral votes away from Amy Schumer moving out of the country!
 
i could not type just now
 
@Seth depends on where you are in China.
 
Who in the world is Amy Schumer?
 
lol
 
4:18 AM
For realness though, Mike Pence is God's gift to politicians and Clump had to ruin him...
 
@thatcoderiguana ny and cali should not decide president.
what am I missing? That literally makes no sense.
 
@Seth well they won't in this election, but generally speaking they have a very big influence...
 
@TheXed um.. no? There are an estimated 308 million people in the US. That's 308 million votes for whomever the individual wishes to vote for.
Nothing to do with States?
 
@TheXed liberal clown that said she would leave the country if Trump won.
@Seth:
This will go down as an all-timer from the New Yorker https://t.co/qRHEahzOIq
 
@NathanOsman still not making sense
 
4:24 AM
What doesn't?
 
@Seth 38,8 million of those 308 million people live in California, that is 12 percent of the potential voters...
8 million in new york...
 
@TheXed so? State boundaries have 0 effect on the outcome.
Each of those people deserves just as much representation as you or I.
 
19,89 million in Florida...
and a small percentage of those people actually vote...
Those three states could swing the vote...
 
People swing the vote, not States.
 
that is a small group of people effecting 308 million other people...
@Seth the electoral college is broken up by state, which is determined by the states population.
 
4:27 AM
@TheXed yes..
We're talking about getting rid of the electoral system.
 
oh?
when did I miss that?
 
When you say "I want our president to be chosen by the whole country" and then say "fuck the electoral college", I… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/796202981230264321
 
@Seth yup missed that... my bad...
 
no problem.
Seems to me California has more effect on the election outcome under the electoral system than it would under the popular system..
 
yeah i am curious about how the numbers would look if there were no EC
 
4:32 AM
Trump would still win...
 
well considering that California+New York is 84 electoral votes
 
@Seth but how many people actually vote in these states?
 
@TheXed no idea, but that is the point. say 1/2 the people vote. That gives 1/2 the people of 1 state 2 or 3 times the say of an average state.
 
lol...they crashed the Canadian Emigration Application site...
 
according to Russia Today it looks like Trump will win
 
4:39 AM
In order for Clinton to have a chance of wining she has to win Wisconsin... Which doesn't seem likely...
 
I think Americans rejected the LIES CNN + Google were feeding them in a shameless attempt to manipulate their votes.
plus the 15 votes from this chat room of course!
 
what CNN never lies! and we know if it is on the internet it has to be true...and Google is on the internet...
 
@Seth I request this room be renamed "The Battleground State" just until the election is over.
 
"Canada watching USA states" sounds beter @KazWolfe
 
Trump takes Iowa. 238 to 209, Trump's favor.
 
4:47 AM
"Drain the swamp"!
 
I guess we better enjoy these last few months with Obama...
 
I promoted Obama hard... it's a shame he didn't believe black lives matter... influence by his white banker VP grandmother I guess....
 
@TheXed FOUR MORE YEARS!
 
lucky for her she died and didn't witness her grandson as president during #blacklivesmatter
 
I didn't always agree with his policies...but I always felt like Obama was the kind of guy that would sit down with anyone and have a beer and shoot the breeze...
 
4:50 AM
haha Xed I saw that photoshoot at white house
 
he was the "peoples" president IMHO...
 
haha
 
If Trump wins Michigan and Pennsylvania, the game's over.
 
well unfortunately school stops for no man, so I need to get to bed.
 
You would have thought he could have had one iota of something intelligent to say about #blacklivesmatter... even I work with black people and support them more than he does.
 
4:52 AM
Apparently the Canadian Immigration site just went down
 
HI @Seth... serg goes to school too,,,,when he's not skipping... gn
 
@KazWolfe considering you're like the 5th person to say that, "just" might be a slight exaggeration :p
 
has been down for like 30 mins
 
@Seth I just noticed. So... rename maybe?
 
Sadly enough I don't know any black people...IRL...
of course I know black people on the ineterwebz...
 
4:53 AM
@KazWolfe speaking of penn state hi @ThomasWard
 
This is why you don't use IIS.
Actually, PA is really damn important here.
 
liberty bell
 
If Trump gets it, he's almost guaranteed the win. If Hillary takes it, she seriously blocks off Trump.
 
IIS?
 
@TheXed Microsoft's webserver.
 
4:56 AM
And speaking of the Liberty Bell I believe the crack is going to get bigger after tonight...
@KazWolfe oh yeah...I forgot about that...
 
lol
with trump we can get world peace and right sized economies and families
 
i now remember why i decided to not stay in this channel until the evils of today are gone
 
Clinton would have been more war and dysfunctional families
 
@ThomasWard can we please get a rename?
 
@Mateo Yes, I'ld seen lobster
 
4:58 AM
@WinEunuuchs2Unix Clinton will do that too! Through nuclear war.. but it's the end that matters. Right? <s>
 
@KazWolfe i'm tired, more specifics are needed if you're requesting things.
 
@KazWolfe no
Hi @RobotHumans
 
@Seth aww :(
 
And now I'm going to bed.
 
@hbdgaf is back!
 
4:59 AM
I think i'm going to go hide in the one room where political talk has been outlawed by those moderators...
 
deja vu
 
Well the Global Market is already tanking...
 
seth got out of bed just to yell at me (blushes)
 
I'm in and out. Nite @Seth
 
@KazWolfe I'm not opposed to a little fun, but this is too serous and sickening to make fun of in that way.
 

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