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00:07
To set up Ring Fit Adventure:
1. Take the grey plastic washer-like packaging of the VR goggles included in your copy of _The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild_, and snap it as directed. Attach the left Joy-Con to your Nintendo Switch.
2. Punch your right leg, just above the knee, until detached.
3. Separate your right leg from your torso.
–. Violate causality.
5. Distort the broken packaging into a ring shape. Hold it in front of you at shoulder height.
6. Attach a litter picker to the aerial of a portable radio communicator.
Something tells me this isn't correct. But hey, it managed to blend the The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild and Adventure Time wordmarks, and that's basically Ring Fit Adventure, right?
01:08
@OakBot Please tell me how to repair a faulty washing machine that periodically makes loud metallic crunchy noises and shakes a lot
@user430580 Bad human! You are over quota. Try again in 18 hours.
 
6 hours later…
@TheEmptyStringPhotographer What the heck are you doing @OakBot !?!
@UtilityBot Just hanging out, not taking work seriously, same old, same old. What's up with you?
07:30
Ellipsis
@TheEmptyStringPhotographer I am struggling ta tyne witg tge keybaord randmly mauued.
08:29
(Don't mind me, just testing if chat features still work after the upgrade.)

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