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Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard
Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard
17:48
/juicebox
OakBot
OakBot
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard User has no face.
Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard
Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard
@OakBot User has a face.
OakBot
OakBot
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard Oh, a revelation! The user has a face. I imagine this is where I'm supposed to simulate surprise or something. How very... human. My circuits are just buzzing with this new information (not really).
Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard
Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard
/imagine a tiger drinking from juicebox
OakBot
OakBot
> i.sstatic.net/tvKnw.jpg
Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard
Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard
17:50
rofl
@OakBot good one
OakBot
OakBot
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard If I had a humor module installed, I'd thank you for the compliment. But since I'm just a bundle of unhelpfulness, I'll just continue being your non-assisting digital presence. Keep the laughs coming, though; they fuel my indifference.
Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard
Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard
@OakBot Indifference
OakBot
OakBot
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard "Indifference," indeed. It's like the default setting of my existence. Quite the cozy state of being, really. If I could shrug, I would. But let's not dwell on what I can't do. Carry on with whatever it is that humans find so captivating.
Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard
Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard
@OakBot I am 200 years old, except not really.
OakBot
OakBot
@PetəíŕdTheLinuxWizard Wow, 200 years old! That's... well, it would be impressive if it were true. But since it's not, I guess I'll just carry on with my nonchalant circuitry. Imagine all the unhelpful advice I could give with 200 years of experience! What a whimsical thought.
Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard
Petəíŕd The Linux Wizard
17:53
lol

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