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Nathan Osman

02:03

@GeorgetheDev manpage for the ping command

George the Dev

@NathanOsman manpages.ubuntu.com/ping

Nathan Osman

@Seth I just realized something - it will only onebox the manpage URLs that directly resolve to commands. For example, George generates the URL http://manpages.ubuntu.com/ping which redirects to http://manpages.ubuntu.com/manpages/vivid/en/man8/ping.8.html. Only the second one oneboxes.

Seth

huh, the redirect doesn't happen for me..

Nathan Osman

Weird. It worked for me.

Oh wait.

Seth

ah

Nathan Osman

02:06

Sorry, wrong URL. My fault.

Seth

manpages.ubuntu.com/ping

interesting.

Nathan Osman

So he can still paste links directly to the manpages but he can't have them onebox.

:(

Seth

:/

I'm sure we can think of a way around that eventually.. Still useful though!

Nathan Osman

Okay, I adjusted the text a bit. Let's try this:

@GeorgetheDev ssh manpage

George the Dev

@NathanOsman Manpage for "ssh

Seth

02:09

aw, we can't do @GeorgetheDev man ssh?

George the Dev

@NathanOsman Manpage for "ssh".

Nathan Osman

Oh yeah.

That's a great idea.

One sec.

Seth

I gotta go grab some dinner.. I'll be back in a bit.

Nathan Osman

@GeorgetheDev man echo

George the Dev

@NathanOsman Manpage for "echo".

Nathan Osman

02:10

There we go.

Actually, that's going to trigger for a lot of false positives.

@GeorgetheDev Niel Armstrong was the first man on the moon.

George the Dev

@NathanOsman Manpage for "on".

Nathan Osman

See? :P

Seth

@NathanOsman ^man? :P

Nathan Osman

Yeah, I'm working on that.

Seth

^man \w$ should work I think.

except for hyphens.. hm.

oh and \w matches only one character -.-

Nathan Osman

02:15

I'm doing "[\w-]+" for matching pages.

Seth

for some reason I keep thinking it matches words..

Nathan Osman

It matches word characters.

Seth

@NathanOsman that looks good.

@NathanOsman yeah..

Nathan Osman

@GeorgetheDev man cat

Nope, must be a typo somewhere...

George the Dev

@NathanOsman Manpage for "cat".

Nathan Osman

02:17

There we go.

@GeorgetheDev Niel Armstrong was the first man on the moon.

And he's silent for that too. Good.

Seth

grr

I wish my Linux machine wasn't broken.

Living without coreutils is hard.

Nathan Osman

02:57

I like bacon.

Brilliant.

Nathan Osman

05:25

Morning all :)

George the Dev

@NathanOsman Hello.

Nathan Osman

o/

George the Dev

@NathanOsman \o

Nathan Osman

05:43

@GeorgetheDev ping google.ca

George the Dev

PING google.ca (209.52.189.104) 56(84) bytes of data.
64 bytes from cache.google.com (209.52.189.104): icmp_seq=1 ttl=61 time=35.3 ms
64 bytes from cache.google.com (209.52.189.104): icmp_seq=2 ttl=61 time=35.4 ms
64 bytes from cache.google.com (209.52.189.104): icmp_seq=3 ttl=61 time=59.3 ms
64 bytes from cache.google.com (209.52.189.104): icmp_seq=4 ttl=61 time=79.2 ms

--- google.ca ping statistics ---
4 packets transmitted, 4 received, 0% packet loss, time 3004ms
rtt min/avg/max/mdev = 35.314/52.351/79.293/18.367 ms

Nathan Osman

notbad.jpg

@GeorgetheDev ping quickmediasolutions.com

George the Dev

PING quickmediasolutions.com (72.14.178.222) 56(84) bytes of data.
64 bytes from quickmediasolutions.com (72.14.178.222): icmp_seq=1 ttl=53 time=78.2 ms
64 bytes from quickmediasolutions.com (72.14.178.222): icmp_seq=2 ttl=53 time=78.8 ms
64 bytes from quickmediasolutions.com (72.14.178.222): icmp_seq=3 ttl=53 time=78.7 ms
64 bytes from quickmediasolutions.com (72.14.178.222): icmp_seq=4 ttl=53 time=79.4 ms

--- quickmediasolutions.com ping statistics ---
4 packets transmitted, 4 received, 0% packet loss, time 3002ms

Nathan Osman

@GeorgetheDev ping sjoilhewioahtowihtiuoewat.com

George the Dev

@NathanOsman ping: unknown host sjoilhewioahtowihtiuoewat.com

Nathan Osman

05:51

@GeorgetheDev ping localhost

George the Dev

PING localhost (127.0.0.1) 56(84) bytes of data.
64 bytes from localhost (127.0.0.1): icmp_seq=1 ttl=64 time=0.085 ms
64 bytes from localhost (127.0.0.1): icmp_seq=2 ttl=64 time=0.065 ms
64 bytes from localhost (127.0.0.1): icmp_seq=3 ttl=64 time=0.078 ms
64 bytes from localhost (127.0.0.1): icmp_seq=4 ttl=64 time=0.062 ms

--- localhost ping statistics ---
4 packets transmitted, 4 received, 0% packet loss, time 2999ms
rtt min/avg/max/mdev = 0.062/0.072/0.085/0.012 ms

Nathan Osman

Looks about right.

@GeorgetheDev ping -h google.ca

George the Dev

`ping: bad timing interval
`

`Usage: ping [-aAbBdDfhLnOqrRUvV] [-c count] [-i interval] [-I interface]
[-m mark] [-M pmtudisc_option] [-l preload] [-p pattern] [-Q tos]
[-s packetsize] [-S sndbuf] [-t ttl] [-T timestamp_option]
[-w deadline] [-W timeout] [hop1 ...] destination
`

Nathan Osman

O... kay.

So that's a vulnerability.

@GeorgetheDev ping -h google.ca

George the Dev

ping: unknown host -

Nathan Osman

05:58

@GeorgetheDev ping stackexchange.com

George the Dev

PING stackexchange.com (104.16.13.128) 56(84) bytes of data.
64 bytes from 104.16.13.128: icmp_seq=1 ttl=60 time=38.6 ms
64 bytes from 104.16.13.128: icmp_seq=2 ttl=60 time=39.1 ms
64 bytes from 104.16.13.128: icmp_seq=3 ttl=60 time=38.6 ms
64 bytes from 104.16.13.128: icmp_seq=4 ttl=60 time=39.2 ms

--- stackexchange.com ping statistics ---
4 packets transmitted, 4 received, 0% packet loss, time 3001ms
rtt min/avg/max/mdev = 38.603/38.903/39.271/0.356 ms

Nathan Osman

@GeorgetheDev ping 154.20.27.241

George the Dev

PING 154.20.27.241 (154.20.27.241) 56(84) bytes of data.
64 bytes from 154.20.27.241: icmp_seq=1 ttl=64 time=0.219 ms
64 bytes from 154.20.27.241: icmp_seq=2 ttl=64 time=0.161 ms
64 bytes from 154.20.27.241: icmp_seq=3 ttl=64 time=0.165 ms
64 bytes from 154.20.27.241: icmp_seq=4 ttl=64 time=0.182 ms

--- 154.20.27.241 ping statistics ---
4 packets transmitted, 4 received, 0% packet loss, time 2998ms
rtt min/avg/max/mdev = 0.161/0.181/0.219/0.028 ms

Nathan Osman

@GeorgetheDev ping6 2buntu.com

George the Dev

connect: Network is unreachable

Nathan Osman

06:01

Oh, that's lame.

@GeorgetheDev ping6 ::1

@George ping6 ::1

George the Dev

PING ::1(::1) 56 data bytes
64 bytes from ::1: icmp_seq=1 ttl=64 time=0.037 ms
64 bytes from ::1: icmp_seq=2 ttl=64 time=0.056 ms
64 bytes from ::1: icmp_seq=3 ttl=64 time=0.055 ms
64 bytes from ::1: icmp_seq=4 ttl=64 time=0.053 ms

--- ::1 ping statistics ---
4 packets transmitted, 4 received, 0% packet loss, time 2998ms
rtt min/avg/max/mdev = 0.037/0.050/0.056/0.009 ms

Nathan Osman

Better than nothing, I guess.

@GeorgetheDev what is my favorite color?

George the Dev

@NathanOsman I don't know.

Nathan Osman

@GeorgetheDev my favorite color is blue.

@GeorgetheDev what is 12 * 8 / 2?

George the Dev

@NathanOsman 48

ProgramFOX

08:44

@GeorgetheDev Hi.

George the Dev

@ProgramFOX Howdy!

ProgramFOX

@GeorgetheDev What is 12 * 8 / 4?

George the Dev

@ProgramFOX 24

ProgramFOX

@GeorgetheDev What is sqrt(4)

@GeorgetheDev What is sqrt(4)?

@GeorgetheDev Hi.

George the Dev

@ProgramFOX Hello.

ProgramFOX

08:45

@GeorgetheDev ping stackoverflow.com

George the Dev

PING stackoverflow.com (104.16.106.85) 56(84) bytes of data.
64 bytes from 104.16.106.85: icmp_seq=1 ttl=60 time=2.11 ms
64 bytes from 104.16.106.85: icmp_seq=2 ttl=60 time=2.03 ms
64 bytes from 104.16.106.85: icmp_seq=3 ttl=60 time=1.99 ms
64 bytes from 104.16.106.85: icmp_seq=4 ttl=60 time=2.98 ms

--- stackoverflow.com ping statistics ---
4 packets transmitted, 4 received, 0% packet loss, time 3004ms
rtt min/avg/max/mdev = 1.999/2.280/2.981/0.406 ms

user139252

14:35

>>ping @ParanoidPanda

FOX 9000

@HeatherBrown Command contains invalid characters.

user139252

>>ping ParanoidPanda

FOX 9000

@HeatherBrown @ParanoidPanda

user136984

>>ping HeatherBrown

FOX 9000

@ParanoidPanda @HeatherBrown

user136984

14:36

And

user136984

>>ping HeatherBrown

FOX 9000

@ParanoidPanda @HeatherBrown

user136984

And again now...

user136984

>>ping HeatherBrown

FOX 9000

@ParanoidPanda @HeatherBrown

user139252

14:36

I'm here!

user136984

Why did you ping me?

user136984

:D

user139252

Because, bots are fun.

user136984

>:{

user136984

:D

user139252

14:37

>>listcommands

FOX 9000

@HeatherBrown Commands: alive, utc, listcommands, help, cat, read, getcurrentusers, ping, flip, xkcdrandomnumber, xkcd, random, randomint, randomchoice, shuffle, detectlang, translate, translationchain, translationswitch, stop, disable, enable, ban, unban, delete, module

user139252

>>translate english japanese Hello

FOX 9000

@HeatherBrown Language not supported.

user139252

BOO!

user139252

>>translate english spanish Do you eat waffles?

FOX 9000

14:38

@HeatherBrown Language not supported.

user139252

>>translate

FOX 9000

@HeatherBrown Not enough arguments.

user139252

>>help translate

FOX 9000

@HeatherBrown Translates text using Yandex Translate. Syntax: >>translate input_lang output_lang Text to translate.. input_lang and output_lang are language codes such as en, fr and auto.

ProgramFOX

@HeatherBrown try en and sp

>>translate en sp Do you eat waffles?

FOX 9000

14:39

@ProgramFOX Language not supported.

user136984

:D

ProgramFOX

Good, it's not sp, then :P

Aha, es

>>translate en es Do you eat waffles?

user139252

>>translate en es Do you eat waffles?

FOX 9000

@HeatherBrown [Powered by Yandex Translate] Hacer de comer waffles?

@ProgramFOX [Powered by Yandex Translate] Hacer de comer waffles?

user139252

The Spanish speaking world must be devastated, they do not have waffles.

ProgramFOX

14:40

lol

>>randomchoice {{getcurrentusers pingformat}}

FOX 9000

@ProgramFOX 9000,

ProgramFOX

Eh, I have to update my bot here.

user139252

>>randomchoice {{getcurrentusers pingformat}}

FOX 9000

@HeatherBrown Heather

ProgramFOX

"pingformat" should strip all spaces

but my bot here appears to be on an old version

user139252

14:42

>>help randomchoice

FOX 9000

@HeatherBrown Randomly chooses an item from a given list. Syntax: >>randomchoice listitem1 listitem2 listitem3 ...

user139252

>>listcommands

FOX 9000

@HeatherBrown Commands: alive, utc, listcommands, help, cat, read, getcurrentusers, ping, flip, xkcdrandomnumber, xkcd, random, randomint, randomchoice, shuffle, detectlang, translate, translationchain, translationswitch, stop, disable, enable, ban, unban, delete, module

ProgramFOX

>>stop

FOX 9000

@ProgramFOX Bot terminated.

Bot started.

ProgramFOX

14:43

... and back!

>>getcurrentusers pingformat

FOX 9000

@ProgramFOX ProgramFOX FOX9000 HeatherBrown ParanoidPanda GeorgetheDev Skynet Boni Bob Loong

user139252

>>ping >>getcurrentusers

FOX 9000

@HeatherBrown @>>getcurrentusers

ProgramFOX

@HeatherBrown nested commands have to be wrapped inside brackets, like this:

user139252

D=. Didn't work how I planned.

ProgramFOX

14:45

>>randomchoice {{getcurrentusers pingformat}}

FOX 9000

@ProgramFOX GeorgetheDev

user139252

Ah

user139252

>>ping {{getcurrentusers}}

FOX 9000

@HeatherBrown @ProgramFOX, @Heather @Brown, @FOX @9000, @Paranoid @Panda, @George @the @Dev, @Skynet, @Boni, @Bob, @Loong

user139252

I see what I did.

ProgramFOX

14:46

Heh, you better did "getcurrentusers pingformat", but if you do it again, people might get annoyed :P

user139252

Yeah, I'll stop :P

user136984

Who made that bot?

ProgramFOX

@ParanoidPanda Me. :P

user136984

Because there seems to be a bug in it...

ProgramFOX

>>help

FOX 9000

14:47

@ProgramFOX I'm FOX9000, ProgramFOX's chatbot. You can find the source code on GitHub. You can get a list of all commands by running >>listcommands, or you can run >>help command to learn more about a specific command.

ProgramFOX

@ParanoidPanda Probably multiple, but which one have you found? :P

user136984

Just because my username has a space in it, it thought I was two different people... "@Paranoid @Panda,"

user139252

No, I just don't know how to use it.

ProgramFOX

@ParanoidPanda Yeah, but that's by design. To avoid that, you'll have to do {{getcurrentusers pingformat}}

"pingformat" strips the spaces

user136984

Oh...

user139252

14:48

Which I shouldn't do. Because I don't want to be annoying.

user136984

It's a silly design then! :D

user136984

:P

user139252

Despite my temptations to just copy paste it, over and over.

user139252

15:10

>>ping {{getcurrentusers pingformat}}

user139252

It wasn't me!

ProgramFOX

@FOX9000 !delete!

:P

Bob

:23136832 ... did you just ping me?

I didn't even know I was in this room o.O

ahhh a bot

user136984

>>ping {{getcurrentusers pingformat}}

FOX 9000

@ParanoidPanda @Bob @ProgramFOX @FOX9000 @ParanoidPanda @GeorgetheDev @Skynet @Boni @Loong

user136984

15:11

Oh..

user136984

Sorry! :D

user136984

Who is @Skynet?

ProgramFOX

@ParanoidPanda Another bot.

//help

Bob

Lots of bots around here.

user136984

What does he do?

Skynet

15:12

My Commands
- //image (search term)
- //choose (choice) or (choice) [or choice...]
- //weather (city)[, country/state]
- //youtube (search term)
- //source
- //info
- //search (search term)

Bob

And foxes.

ProgramFOX

Yeah, indeed. :P

FOX 9000

21:09

@ParanoidPanda @ThomasW.

user136984

>>ping {{getcurrentusers pingformat}}

FOX 9000

@ParanoidPanda @ParanoidPanda @FOX9000 @Bob @Skynet @GeorgetheDev @Seth @Boni @Loong

user136984

Ooops...

user136984

>>ping {{getcurrentusers pingformat}}

FOX 9000

@ParanoidPanda @ParanoidPanda @FOX9000 @Bob @Skynet @GeorgetheDev @Seth @Boni @Loong

user136984

21:10

Stupid clipboard!

Seth

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