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George Edison

01:44

@FlackBot: uptime

FlackBot

System Up Time: 4 Days, 3 Hours, 8 Minutes, 35 Seconds

13 hours later…

jrg

15:01

@FlackBot uptime

FlackBot

System Up Time: 4 Days, 16 Hours, 25 Minutes, 35 Seconds

jrg

Oh. It's not dead.

@FlackBot man auditd

FlackBot

manpage for the auditd command.

jrg

@FlackBot man ssh natty

FlackBot

manpage for the ssh command.

jrg

15:03

Still for Oneiric..... @GeorgeEdison we have a bug. FB fetches the latest version of the manpage - not the stable one.

Not sure how'd that get implemented though.

Heya @RolandTaylor.

Roland Taylor

hihi

jrg

So, flackbot does work - but only in here.

@FlackBot find recent tweets from rolandixor

FlackBot

FlightGear 2.4 takes flight! : http://t.co/2CuvzDB via @AddThis

Tweeted by rolandixor on August 17, 2011 at 4:07 PM

jrg

OK, so far, Flackbot is just being amazing. What next?

Roland Taylor

Wow...

Marco Ceppi

15:08

@FlackBot find recent tweets from marcoceppi

FlackBot

Go away.

Tweeted by marcoceppi on August 18, 2011 at 3:08 PM

Roland Taylor

XD!!!!

priceless!

jrg

@MarcoCeppi You trying to give us a not-so-subtle hint to leave the bot alone?

Marco Ceppi

hah! No way - feel free to bot-it-up in the sandbox :D

jrg

Marco Ceppi

15:10

I just couldn't think of a better message for Flackbot to pull up

jrg

It was pretty funny.

@FlackBot ping RolandTaylor

@FlackBot help

FlackBot

Well, I can't tell you all of the commands (what fun would that be). But here are a few to try: 'find user [username]', 'lookup [item]', 'define [word]'.

jrg

@FlackBot Tell roland hello.

FlackBot

I'm sorry, but I haven't the foggiest notion what you're trying to say.

jrg

:( George removed that function.

Roland Taylor

15:12

@Flack tell jrg that Hello!

FlackBot

@jrg: Hello!

jrg

@FlackBot Tell Flackbot that hello!

FlackBot

@Flackbot: Hello!

Roland Taylor

@Flack tell jrg that "Tell name that data" is the correct format.

Marco Ceppi

I think @GeorgeEdison has infinite protection on

FlackBot

15:13

@jrg: "Tell name that data" is the correct format.

jrg

Glad George protected it.

@FlackBot Tell Roland that he needs to learn how to tell flackbot how to use you. there

FlackBot

@Roland: You need to learn how to tell flackbot how to use me. there

jrg

So it didn't copy formatting. :(

Marco Ceppi

@FlackBot Tell flackbot that tell flackbot that

FlackBot

@flackbot: Tell flackbot that

Roland Taylor

15:14

@FlackBot tell Chromium that Firefox is better.

FlackBot

@Chromium: Firefox is better.

Roland Taylor

Told ya Chromium... you suck!

(I'm using it right now)

jrg

@FlackBot Tell Firefox the Chromium and Midori are better.

FlackBot

I'm afraid I don't know how to answer that command yet.

jrg

Ok that didn't work

@FlackBot find food

FlackBot

15:15

To be honest... I really don't have the capability of understanding that statement yet.

Roland Taylor

@FlackBot tell Firefox that she is better than Chromium and Midori combined.

FlackBot

@Firefox: She is better than Chromium and Midori combined.

jrg

@FlackBot whois google.com

FlackBot

pastebin.com/Ls9BczKh

Roland Taylor

eh....

@FlackBot shut up.

FlackBot

15:16

I'm sorry, but I haven't the foggiest notion what you're trying to say.

Roland Taylor

@FlackBot take a hike.

FlackBot

I should probably try a little harder next time to figure out what that means...

Roland Taylor

@FlackBot tweet I love you.

O.o

jrg

@FlackBot ping 99.101.24.142

Roland Taylor

it fainted?

FlackBot

15:17

Pinging 99.101.24.142 with 32 bytes of data:

Request timed out.
Request timed out.
Request timed out.
Request timed out.

Ping statistics for 99.101.24.142:
Packets: Sent = 4, Received = 0, Lost = 4 (100% loss),

Roland Taylor

@FlackBot wake up....

jrg

Appears it doesn't like IP addresses. Or it was just slow

FlackBot

Someday I will be able to intelligently reply to that command. This isn't that day.

Roland Taylor

or it doesn't like tweeting

jrg

How could it time out when I'm using that IP right now...?

Roland Taylor

15:18

@FlackBot tell bopeep that you love her.

FlackBot

@bopeep: I love her.

Roland Taylor

-_-

@FlackBot tell bopeep that I love you.

FlackBot

@bopeep: Roland Taylor love me.

Roland Taylor

jrg

@RolandTaylor Watch - there's going to be a bopeep user on SO that's going to pop in here and be like "what..." ;)

Roland Taylor

15:19

@FlackBot tell bopeep that you love you.

FlackBot

@bopeep: I love me.

jrg

@FlackBot Well we knew that.

FlackBot

You should totally drop that and try jQuery. (In other words, I don't know what you're trying to say.)

Roland Taylor

@jrg I have a guildmate/friend who has that screenname watching this chat :)

jrg

@FlackBot translate hello

FlackBot

15:20

I should probably try a little harder next time to figure out what that means...

jrg

@RolandTaylor ohrly?

@FlackBot You're going to take over the world, right?

FlackBot

I should probably try a little harder next time to figure out what that means...

jrg

You should.

Roland Taylor

@jrg yep

@FlackBot help me take over the world.

FlackBot

Well, I can't tell you all of the commands (what fun would that be). But here are a few to try: 'find user [username]', 'lookup [item]', 'define [word]'.

jrg

15:22

@FlackBot define flackbot

Roland Taylor

@FlackBot give MarcoCeppi a hug.

FlackBot

try_to_understand(what_you_said) == FALSE

jrg

@GeorgeEdison we've got a bug. ^^

Roland Taylor

jrg

@FlackBot tell RolandTaylor to get on #2buntu IRC

FlackBot

15:27

@RolandTaylor: Get on #2buntu IRC

jrg

(if he can)

Roland Taylor

back

5 hours later…

jrg

20:04

@FlackBot ping developer.palm.com

FlackBot

Pinging developer.palm.com [205.140.203.24] with 32 bytes of data:

Reply from 205.140.203.24: bytes=32 time=100ms TTL=55
Reply from 205.140.203.24: bytes=32 time=100ms TTL=55
Reply from 205.140.203.24: bytes=32 time=100ms TTL=55
Reply from 205.140.203.24: bytes=32 time=107ms TTL=55

Ping statistics for 205.140.203.24:
Packets: Sent = 4, Received = 4, Lost = 0 (0% loss),
Approximate round trip times in milli-seconds:
Minimum = 100ms, Maximum = 107ms, Average = 101ms

jrg

Ok, so it's just me.

2 hours later…

George Edison

22:14

@FlackBot: find twitter user george_edison

FlackBot