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DH.
DH.
00:03
Ah noice
Sie
Sie
My spaghetti code is coming back to haunt me with a vengeance. Technical debt is real :(.
00:23
That's why you should go for ravioli code, it's all contained.
But don't go for lasagna code, it's layers after layers...
There's always cannelloni code but that involves so many pipes.
Avoid macaroni code, it never goes where you want it...
Then you have ruote code but that's reinventing the wheel
A popular choice is fusilli code but there's always a twist
00:52
... I'm hungry now.
DH.
DH.
Did you came up with all those pasta jokes out of nowhere?
Sie
Sie
I know. It seems impastable to me.
DH.
DH.
Now that's a terrible joke
The other ones were at least acceptable
Sie
Sie
Don't lie you're pastativily jealous.
@DH. I google-image searched for pasta types, that helped :P
when I ran out of ideas after cannelloni
Today at work we talked about how HDD sizes haven't increased much in the last few years
You could say HDD technology has hit a platter.
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Q: In iOS, where/how to do a back button?

DrZ214I have a block puzzle game, square grid, and some levels fill up the whole screen with them. In Android this is no problem because there's a hardware back button. iOS devices, however, have no such thing. I need some kind of back button to get to the menu, where you can restart, undo, select oth...

DH.
DH.
01:21
Yeah, the same thing we can say about batteries
The solution to have a better battery is to increase it's size :P
Research has gone flat?
 
7 hours later…
08:17
@StephaneHockenhull huh weird
I guess that's the private URL or something?
They also asked at arqade and were promptly shot down
With a different account because unregistered but still
@Tyyppi_77 flagged it as blatantly off topic for closure
09:09
@StephaneHockenhull more like "Every time we try to put more power into the same size it turns into fire"
Fire extinguisher accessory
09:24
Don't whizz on the electric fence
This drunk guy hit an electric pole with his car and the live lines fell on top of his car. Then the car caught fire.
Firemen couldn't put it out because water + electricity is > water + fire
Drunk guy was like ah shit door isn't opening.
Burned to death while the fireman watched
Naw just kidding power company came before he burned
Wouldn't fireman also have a nice big insulated steelcutter they could've used? =p
jon with the deep trolling
 
2 hours later…
11:21
> A search on Google would not get me anything for Unity 5 so it must be fairly easy to do.
HAHAHAHA no
Oh an old question that got bumped, it was about glass shaders in unity
Actual glass is really fricking hard
12:10
This could work for my game. Hmmm...
I would have to play with it to work well with a sprite sheet, but...
That's a bit closer. Hmmm.
I could draw that stuff
I'll do it for a 10 percent royalty deal
You'd have to do quite a bit of artwork for me to consider that...
Give me a list of goods
I'll make one.
I'll pivot to art
Wool Cloak, Rice, Sugar Beets
12:29
You are just making stuff up
Rice? What the heck is that pirate ice?
LOL
I have a lot of goods...
I can buy the above images, depending on the sizes, for essentially $6/ sheet.
Getting some of the more obscure ones will be a bit tricky...
Even more, I actually have credit, so it won't actually cost me anything.
DH.
DH.
13:37
By obscure ones you mean like the drugs that were traded back in the day?
I need to write a tool to make it easier to figure out what I'm missing...
This is a list of some of the goods that I have included.
I would help, but drawing is the last thing you'd want me to do lol
13:52
I'll get there.
 
1 hour later…
14:57
Wow. Youtuber about to break a BOTW Speedrun record, his family kills the internet access.
:o
inconsiderate :(
You can hear them trying to break in to his room first. It's kind of funny...
15:14
Staged
15:29
Possibly...
DH.
DH.
I don't think he would like to lose the record because of a lost connection
user92578
15:59
user92578
Score-mode functionality is starting to be there
16:11
@DH. Yeah, but he wants to stream it, so...
user92578
Hey
Here's what I have made for Ludum Dare 38 (had a sleepless night):

You are staying on an Island - your small world which is the only thing you care about. You want to live there peacefully but you have made enemies (too many). So, they are going to attack your Island. How long can you protect it?

Controls:

Left Click: Shoot
Right Click: Move player

Try it and enjoy! Let's how good a Island Guard you are.
http://bit.ly/2q98G8S
16:53
Who are you
Sketchy executables ftw
Sie
Sie
17:26
Psst
Hey kids want to open some of my .exe's?
17:52
i fucking love peanuts
DH.
DH.
That came very random
:)
18:56
Ohhh, bits -> binary digits. Someone just pointed this out to me
I thought it came from the world "bit" meaning small
DH.
DH.
I think that's the first thing I learned on my development course
i had never herd that before
interesting
 
2 hours later…
21:13
fuck bits. fuck dits. nats all the way dawg.
Nibbles and bits, Nibbles and bits, Nibbles and Nibbles and Nibbles of bits
 
1 hour later…
22:37
@KevinvanderVelden yeah, I was just making another lame pun.
Sie
Sie
22:57
@MickLH TITS?
23:45
@Almo this is a good thing to know about imo

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