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18:00
> Polyphemus can literally (1st definition) throw his Yaks at the player. We’re just as amazed as you are.
> Casting Haunt no longer causes Sickness. We were…sick of it.
Jon
Jon
i gots ones
wut is that @Ali.S
@Jon the game I've been working on, with a bunch of friends
waiting for it's approval in a local market, so sorry if you can't use it's inapp purchases... :P
@Lokkij I said that to someone last Friday
I drink G&T whilst everyone else suffers with beer.
18:12
When you talk to people individually in a safe environment they sometimes admit they don't really like it either
But everyone feels wayy to pressured to drink it
If someone buys me a beer I'll attempt to drink some of it out of politeness
Jon
Jon
ok, what the fuck is going on with filezilla
and sometimes I like a beer with dinner
18:13
I'm the green guy with the chains
Jon
Jon
Check this out
but other than that no beer
Jon
Jon
Click on one of these files, it re-directs to Sourceforge, and adds bullshit to the installer
fuck them... anyone know of a filezilla replacement?
Man I remember playing AD Thresh for fun
terminal?
Jon
Jon
18:14
no gui
I had introductory camp this weekend; my hair still smells of yoghurt xD
how are those two things related? xD
You can probably guess :P
We played some dirty games (the nonsexual meaning)
umm
yoghurt making camp?
By the end, everyone was covered in yoghurt and flour and jelly and glitter
18:16
sounds like a kinky orgy
Hahahaha
food fight?
Kind of
Yoghurt shuffleboarding and living twister
Jon
Jon
18:17
Thanks sourceforge.
(shuffleboarding is what google translate tells me)
@Jon I've used winscp before
Jon
Jon
Spread the word. fileZilla is dead.
@Lokkij never heard of it
I'll put up a photo once they're online
Jon
Jon
18:18
@Ali.S got a screenshot?
I like the art style
Jon
Jon
cool
gonna install it
@Jon don't you have a device to test it yourself?
pretty cool :)
Jon
Jon
18:19
yeah but that link..
@Jon it's a shortened one drive link
spelled that wrong man
"tarp"
Jon
Jon
It's a TARP
Shut up and werk
Jon
Jon
18:20
it wants full network access
WHY!H!H!H!H!
lol
oh
@Ali.S it crashed on start
@Jon wat?
Jon
Jon
yeah
Pip
Pip
@Almo awesome
Jon
Jon
can't launch it
HTC M8
18:21
@Jon oh... you don't have the local market thing installed on your device
that's the reason...
Jon
Jon
Unfortunately, MergeIt has stopped working.
so just forget it
Pip
Pip
@Ali.S 2048 clone?
Jon
Jon
what?
18:21
Hi
Jon
Jon
Local Market thing?
@Pip i'm not really a thresh player... I'm lucky I judge the range on the flash/flay correctly.
Pip
Pip
@OMGtechy holy fuck that's creepy
18:21
Hi
@Pip xD
Pip
Pip
@Almo Still looked pretty good :D
Jon
Jon
@Ali.S what local market thing?
:)
18:22
Hi
Pip
Pip
@Almo make this guy chill please
what guy
Jon
Jon
If he says Hi again, he is banned
I've flagged
Pip
Pip
@Jon I flagged
I think the google play version will be out in maybe two months
Pip
Pip
God damn that's annoying
Jon
Jon
@Ali.S I see.
Pip
Pip
18:22
@Ali.S 2 years?
Jon
Jon
Ok, uninstalled -- you need to get a google play version out man
@Pip I was kinda distracted
Pip
Pip
that's a different story @Ali.S :P
@SimonForsberg ello
Pip
Pip
sup @TheMuffinCoder
18:23
Muffin!
need moderation assistance?
Yeah just a spammer is all
Hi! @Pip :D Hi OMG @OMGtechy
1 min ago, by Asaltaviejas
Hi
Jon
Jon
@Ali.S looks really cool though
18:24
We're the hi police
@SimonForsberg thanks :)
Jon
Jon
I got so many likes for my space taxi clone... I need to finish up that game
@TheMuffinCoder we are, can't have greetings here
@Jon you can still install that market application, and it'll work just fine after that
We don't take hi lightly around here
Jon
Jon
18:24
@Ali.S already got google play, and amazon
xD Came to rest a bit, been doing all my summer homework the past 3 days
Jon
Jon
Not sure why you would code for that store.. :/
man I feel like making an android app now
don't do it man!
DO IT!!! I believe in you
18:25
NATIVELY
But beware... you must face java
@Jon maybe because people in Iran usually can't pay with dollars?
well I could write it in C# or C++
much worse than facing java
but I wanna do it in Java
18:25
>:^) you still have to code a small wrapper in java
fucking android studio
ahaha
Jon
Jon
@Ali.S IRAN SUCKS!!! :P
Lol use Eclipse waits for bait
@TheMuffinCoder goes for bait
18:25
@Jon yeah... like everywhere else in the world
bait turns out to be a cookie
A RAISIN COOKIE
It's super effective!
OMGtechy faints
Jon
Jon
I choose you pikachu
@OMGtechy suspended for one hour
@SimonForsberg thank you! :)
Jon
Jon
18:27
That will teach him to say Hi
4
Pip
Pip
@OMGtechy OH GOD NO THE HORROR
Almost as bad as PHP
But not quite
hahah
Pip
Pip
@OMGtechy C++ is nice. Almost as nice as C#
@Jon yes, yes tou do
C++ is a strange beast
Rust is nice
Jon
Jon
18:28
++
++
@Jon SPACE TAXI LIVES!
+++
+++
+++
Pip
Pip
@TheMuffinCoder yeah so have I but you've focused more on it :P
Jon
Jon
Space Taxi -- revived by some guy that played it when he was a kid
Gets sued
18:29
I don't mind doing hw much anymore :P my laptop is pretty much Unusable while I wait for my Bitcoin wallet to sync
Uses 100%cpu and disk write
Jon
Jon
Heh.. I walk into my computer room now -- and I am like why is my PC off...
Pip
Pip
@Jon nah, probably wont
Jon
Jon
Oh wait, its not, its just super quiet
Pip
Pip
Haha that's awesome
Space Taxi is an action game for the Commodore 64 written by John Kutcher and published by Muse Software in 1984. It simulates a flying taxi controlled by thrusters. The game features early uses of sampled speech. The samples include "Hey taxi!", "Pad one please" (and similar samples for different pads), "Thanks" and "Up please". These are said in a variety of voice pitches, creating the feeling of different taxi customers. == Gameplay == In addition to thrusters, the taxi has landing gear that can be switched on or off. Switching landing gear on disables the side thrusters, but landing without...
@Jon this was the first time I got to use that feature. Haven't been a mod that long. Maybe a bit harsh, but 7 "Hi" messages in 2 minutes seems a bit overkill to me.
Pip
Pip
18:30
probably won't get sued for that
Jon
Jon
@Pip he released a new version a few years ago
it was horrible
Pip
Pip
Oh really
link?
Jon
Jon
yeah, and a guy made a remake for the PC
@Jon Lol Jon make SPACE BUS
Jon
Jon
it is exactly like the c64 version, it is awesome
he got a cease and desist
Then he talked to the creator, and he was allowed to continue
Pip
Pip
18:30
oh man
Jon
Jon
it is releasedc
Pip
Pip
Space Bus would be interesting
Jon
Jon
Space Bus...
Pip
Pip
same concept but multiple objectives
Jon
Jon
Interesting
18:31
lol or go more hardcore Space Pickup
You're a flying pickup truck
Jon
Jon
Galactic Taxi
Space Taxi! "different cuz it has a !"
Jon
Jon
@Almo using my code?
no, I ended up using something different. I had problems with the text boxes with your system :(
freedoge.co.in Free dogecoins :D
Jon
Jon
18:33
what did you do?
the text stuff is in a vertical layout box in a canvas set to screen scale with height
Pip
Pip
@TheMuffinCoder @Almo ^
Jon
Jon
I don't understand why religion is still a thing when it comes to public service
lol the constitution
18:33
the boxes in background are GOs with sprites attached, and all of that in a canvas set to screen scale with width
Jon
Jon
In Canada, I had the option of swearing in on the bible, or say an oath
Pip
Pip
@Jon they should be completely seperate
Jon
Jon
I chose the oath
I chose to make a oat on oatmeal
both canvases uses an AspectRatioFitter to force it to fit a fixed aspect rectangle into the screen
Jon
Jon
18:34
Sounds over complicated
So you are doing it right
hahah
:)
so I think I have all the tools I need to do the rest of the layouts in the game
Jon
Jon
awesome man
what a fucking hassle
Pip
Pip
@Almo have another sub on YT btw :D
Jon
Jon
I need to get back into my gamedev
18:35
yeah I want to see your block game done
@Pip I'll sub :D
Jon
Jon
I have been so busy at work... then I got super sick... then I built my new PC
hehe
Pip
Pip
I do too.... school and electronics though man
Only one of those is fun :P
What's your channel Pip? ^_^
Pip
Pip
18:36
Uh
The Programm3r
However, I meant Almo
who is almo2001
Jon
Jon
Codor
Pip
Pip
RL looks like something I would play if I had time/money/initiative
Jon
Jon
Codor, Germany
5.5k 5 12 30
@Pip almo2001 is me
Pip
Pip
yeah I know
> However I meant Almo, who is almo2001
Jon
Jon
18:38
I'm jgallant
almo2001 is me
Jon
Jon
I like subway subs, but not the ads
Almo x 2001 is almo2001
Meaning that there are 2002 almos in existence
Jon
Jon
Hey, to play heists, do you have to get to the single player heists in GTA?
Jon
Jon
18:39
I don't see them in multiplayer
Pip
Pip
Jon omfg
Jon
Jon
LOL, where did you fijnd that
Pip
Pip
I remember Infinidrill
so the default project made by android studio doesn't even build
good job
Pip
Pip
@OMGtechy awesome
18:39
I got hacked in WIII once
Pip
Pip
Android Studio is a bitch man. I have to use it for robotics this year.... took a while to get things working
Jon
Jon
@Pip that was the prototype for infinidrill
someone got pissed at me in a game, then suddenly they were hosting custom games with a partially finished map I was making with my name embedded in it
Jon
Jon
25 Jun 2012
DAYUM
I was married at that point
Pip
Pip
@OMGtechy now I'm scared to change the config settings because they might break it
@Jon a while ago :P
@Almo how is that a bad hack :P
I understand it's bad since.... it's a hack
but still, not too bad of consequences
18:41
I didn't say it was "a bad hack" I said I got hacked.
Pip
Pip
true
Pip
Pip
hey look, a second channel
its our chance, time to sub to Jon's channel
Jon
Jon
I didn't know what I was doing much back then
haven't posted videos in a while
Pip
Pip
18:42
those bombs are awesome
Jon
Jon
yeah, that game was a great learning experience
too bad I never released anything out of it
LOL, the lighting
so much time spent on that lighting, and it was so shitty
hello jon how you
Jon
Jon
sick and tired
u?
@jon oh yeah
the blocks are created at runtime with aspect checking code
Pip
Pip
you should release it, it's pretty cool
18:45
fine these days
Jon
Jon
@Almo seriously?
@Pip I guess I could.. that is Monogame
Pip
Pip
mhm
Jon
Jon
its not really a game, more of a game engine
Jon am so eager to show you my first card library
using UnityEngine;
using UnityEngine.UI;
using System.Collections;
using System.Collections.Generic;

public class BackgroundScroller : MonoBehaviour
{
	public GameObject RootBackgroundObject;
	public GameObject BlockerTop;
	public GameObject BlockerBottom;
	public GameObject Gradient;

	private Rect CanvasRect;
	private List<GameObject> BackgroundRows = new List<GameObject>();

	void Start()
	{
		GameObject globalObj = GameObject.Find("Globals");
		SharedData sharedData = globalObj.GetComponent<SharedData>();
18:46
but need some time to finish it up
Jon
Jon
@ujwaldhakal you pulled it off?
yeah there's the code
Jon
Jon
@Pip yeah, lol
no i created by my own
Pip
Pip
lol
seems to work. even tried it with freeaspect and a bunch of different ones
Pip
Pip
@OMGtechy such a cool video
it doesn't resize at runtime though. do I need that for a web build?
I don't know why but yes @Pip
18:47
for motherfuckers who resize their browser? or should I force a certain size?
Jon
Jon
yeah, if you resize that start() won't be doing shit
do you lock the rotation?
yeah
yes
game will ship portrait only
Jon
Jon
should be fine
don't get me started on unity and orientation
hahah yeah
Jon
Jon
Man, I still don't get it.
The engineers at unity say it is by design
And I don't get it.
18:50
@Pip Try to multiple top and bottom with (2x+2)
Pip
Pip
that doesn't do anything useful
agreed jon it's ridiculous
Jon
Jon
"If you turn off auto rotate in the system settings of the device, all you tell the OS is to not rotate automatically when you tilt the device. Applications still can rotate the screen."
This is not true.
@Pip It gets rid of the bottom.
Pip
Pip
no? it makes the bottom (2x+2)^2
Jon
Jon
18:52
Anyways... if you want to allow auto rotations to work with system settings in unity -- you need to create an extension in android studio.
in java
@Pip No? The bottom is (2x-2) right now
Pip
Pip
oh I see
how does that cancel?
Jon
Jon
Now, Unity also adds 3 bullshit permissions.
@Pip If I remember correctly it should..
Jon
Jon
can't get rid of these permissions unless you dump to java, alter it in android studio, and build it manuallly.
greatly alters your workflow
It is fucken ridiculous
Pip
Pip
18:53
@Hjorthenify it ends up as 4x^2-4 on the bottom
Jon
Jon
I can just imagine what Unity 6 is going to look like
Err.. Been a while since I've done this kind of math. Nvm then :P
Pip
Pip
lol
Jon
Jon
Unity 6 -- now the camera is locked to on and auto streams to the internet everytime someone uses your app
why, no fucken reason
Main reason I am contemplating investing time to learn UE
Unfortunately, it is shitty for 2d
Pip
Pip
I kind of want to learn UE
make something cool in 3d
Jon
Jon
18:55
Open source is the way to go man
Pip
Pip
idk if I have the time/motivation though
Jon
Jon
Unity is showing me this
Pip
Pip
truetrue
I might have to learn UE for that jam @Almo mentioned in September
Jon
Jon
Yeah.. I need to do a jam.. i'm too damn old
too many responsibilities
Pip
Pip
I did the last LD
Jon
Jon
18:56
I can't just sit here and code for 20 hours anymore
Pip
Pip
It was fun, but really freaking stressful
Jon
Jon
yeah. i can imagine heh
Pip
Pip
I coded maybe... around 20 hours. Most of my time was freaking art
Jon
Jon
i wrote that skydiving game in 7 hours one day
i like doing shit ilke that
Wish I could do it more often
Pip
Pip
skydiving game?
Jon
Jon
18:58
man I love my new pc
yeah lol, that skydiving game I made with my kid
But can it run? MINESWEEPER?
Pip
Pip
Oh I see
@TheMuffinCoder probably, depends on OS not PC specs at this point
Muffin proceeds to play minesweeper on his potato, with potatOS
Jon
Jon
unfinished here
i posted the EXE in here like a year ago or so, heh

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