icy's pretty rich

BUT

not bill gates-rich

Disappointment.

He lives here.

well

that's pretty bill-gates-rich

I'm not joking

lol technically bill gates is so rich he can't give a shit about how rich he is anymore

Forbes #1 rich gai

Bills Face: :|

there is no "can't buy that" for him

^ Before

After: :>>>>>>>>>

When he goes to number 2

:|

so his amount of money basically overflowed

I used to want to be rich, and I stopped trying.

but instead of going back at min val

it just became the constant "A lot of money"

-9123408142908492300934210981423

is his finance

@Grey what was the reason for change in your mind?

@Grey probably, if it overflowed 4 times or so

@BlueBug It would be nice, but it's not my goal anymore.

Probably the lack of money, @BlueBug :P

^ this

how can getting rich not be a good goal

It's a good goal

getting rich means you get stuff for yourself

and spending stuff on your own ass is the best thing you can do in this life

"stop trying" "start doing"

It's kind of fun to look forward to stuff though.

can you start to be rich?

@BlueBug Im rich

Already, actually.

I think for most people getting rich is one of those achievements you look at and go "Oh man. That one! I'll go for that one!"

I am itch, but no rich.

Being rich means being able to generate assets on demand IMO

and then somewhere along the line they think "Well.. it's a bit hard. Maybe I'll choose another one for now".

Having stagnant money is a risk

being rich is being able to not consider money to be a factor in anything

I should say wealth actually then being rich. Any one can be rich, short-term

knowing you'll be able to afford anything anytime

What Alex said :P

But being wealthy is generating assets on demand and eliminating risk.

Wins a lot of money

well

even someone who dies of hunger

also, on an unrelated note. StarCraft 2's Element TD is pretty fun.

Has no skill to do anything with it except spend it

but has 253463463465 acres of land

is considered to be wealthy

actually... I think u can be bill-gates-rich if you are obsessed enough, just like how you can be a good programmer. or not maybe just rich wealthy enough.

You are rich but you are not wealthy.

@BlueBug I'm just living right now. I have goals but being rich isn't the focus right now.

Learning.

let me know how you feel in a few years

Oh when I'm a student?

Everything changes when you realize that you have to live with what you've sown. You become ambitious, I know lol.

after you've started seeing how nice it is to have money, and how bad it is to not have them

Honestly, though. I'm 23 now. Having more money than I can spend would solve pretty much every problem I'm facing right now.

:v

@Leathe ikr

money is so awesome

@AlexM. Making money is nice lol, but I'm not rushing anything. :/

@AlexM. Amen.

If it comes it comes lol, Its not my "PRIMARY TARGET"

@Grey just be sure to make a priority queue with these stuffs

It's broke

@Grey how old are you?

due to gd.se overflow

@Leathe 14 sir.

see

:D

14? really?

being crazy about money and trying to get as rich as possible is a great goal at 20 years

Well, so yeah. Getting money honestly shouldn't be your primary target.

@BLUEBUG YERSS!

getting married at 20 is a fucking bad goal man

that's what I'm suggesting @Grey

@Grey R u serious? 14?

@Bluebug 1999

June

I don't really see as "getting married" ever to be a goal for me.

@Leathe bs. It should be a goal man.

@Leathe it is for me, but after I'm done buying all of the shit I want

and I need an inheritor for everything

wow u r going to be good by the age 20 then. so jelly. Maybe you have a shoot to be bill-gates-rich; smart people become rich.

Well, here I'm defining a goal as something you're actively going for, all the time

@AlexM. I agree, but my plan is to -> achieve most of my goals -> settle down so I wont be a hermit -> family -> END GAME NANANANANNANANANANA

@BlueBug idk. I hope so. Again I don't want to set myself up for failure lol.

also, marriage isn't necessary for a healthy life/relationship/whatevertheFU--

I'm not talking about lifetime goals @Leathe

@Leathe I used to want to be single all my life, but that changed. I just don't want it to interfere with my goals in life.

Oh, @Grey I don't want to be single my whole life

one's lifetime goal should be to contribute as much in whatever areas he can, so the next generation can take over and contribute further

^

this should be invariable, for everyone

^^^^^^

sure

but still. marriage still isn't necessary

otherwise they're scum who do not contribute to humankind's progress

and could safely be garbage collected

I'm talking about marriage as in: actual marriage. Getting married in a church/whatever

uh

marriage in the church is just for the show you know

which definitely isn't necessary for <insert the stuff you just said>

yeah, I do :P

I just used that as an example because it's the most common

or most known.

the marriage you go through at the local official is the real deal

the one that also gives you various benefits from the state

this depends from country to country

exactly :P

here there are other ways of providing those benefits

most girls want the wedding. If you want to just finish ur wedding at the local office, then you should go gay.

what

Collision detection is working better now though there are some goofy edge cases I've got to look into

intellisenseless.com/media/default/code/PlatformerStarterKit/…

@ToddersLegrande can you marry collision detection

@BlueBug if you mean the party after the official stuff, yeah, that's the best part

many gay people do wedding/simple office marriage. They seem to be content with being legally together.

:P

if you mean the church bullshit, then please get your christian ass out of here

or whatever religion you are part of

@AlexM. I don't believe that's legal, no.

what isn't legal?

no i meant the fancy wedding u know. White dress, flowers, and stuff.

Marrying collision detection

oh

ITS PHYSCIALL IMMORAL

I wonder what benefits you would get from marrying collision detection

sadsadtyyadsday

@ToddersLegrande damn, and here I was hoping I'd be able to

@BlueBug that's the party

Todders is the best his game is the best. best game award

Badged.

Not so sure as I am from Asia. Don't girls want fancy wedding? Not party wedding.

they just want it to look fancy

it depends what you think of when you hear party

@Todders Moving platforms next?

I understand party to be any sort of special celebration

not some crazy alcoholic gangbang spree

@Grey I dunno

@AlexM. That reminds me...

I am already married hasherr.

Ha, to whom?

oooh, crazy alcoholic gangbang spree

where do I sign up

@hasherr my wife

Who's your wife?

@hasherr the one I'm married to

<redacted>

Its a computer.

@Todders NDA

@ToddersLegrande lol

@Grey high five

GET CORPORATE OVER HERE NAO

REDACT THAT.

Alex F.

lmao

@AlexM. What's her name?

Alex Female. Alex Male. Alexs are endangered species.

@hasherr the same that is written on her ID

I see where this is going

@ToddersLegrande lol Alex L.H. M

MEEEEECKK!!!!

So something like ####-#####

ITS A MEECKLH

I presume

more like [a-z,A-Z]+ [a-z,A-Z]+

plot twist, her name is Alexa9

jpetrie sighting in reddit-gamedev

@Leathe lol sounds like one of those usernames from the live webcam ads

plot twist; Alex was actually a girl. So they married in Canada. well... actually never since there's no girl here.

or one of those usernames from the "find girls to fuck near you" ads

@Grey Half-Life 3 confirmed.

@Grey that's my buddy

pretty sure it would be Alexis9 then ;P

jake petrieson

@Leathe yeah man

Alexis9 Dakota

indeed

lol I remember our high school teacher & supervisor asked us who was our favorite actor

@hasherr You need to irssi mayne

and one guy said Rocco Siffredi

irssi ftw

hahaha

@hasherr GETOUT

@Grey I AM REDDIT TOO

I am also Reddit

jpetrie has spoken

but only during saturdays

\o/

YOU REDDIT. ME COMMENT

during fridays I am totally facebook

YOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

the new tarzan.

the modern tarzan.

@Grey #reddit-gamedev: Now with 300% more GD.SE chat!

I just twitter

Twittering is fun

plugs

YES LOOK AT THE FOLLOWERS

Do u guys have blog? * recommend me any good blog web? In need of starting blog.

I can just image a modern Tarzan swinging from an ethernet cable in a server room

@BlueBug I have a blog but my config file is messed up and I need to fix it but I'm lazy

when did josh get back. lurker!

@Grey followed

@Grey Do you need a chain for that plug?

@Grey I am too lazy to write html myself. Least u have will to write html.

followed back because gd.seness.

@hasherr lol

@BlueBug wordpress

I could post my twitterz, but I've never ever tweeted

wait, you want software?

and I don't plan on doing so

wordpress is #prostuff

anyway, gotta go sleep

cya

@Grey you are 14?

Yeh, gotta study. You guys are distracting meh

@AlexM. wait, was that YOUR BLOG?

@BlueBug no

I don't have kids

and I am not married

@ChristianCareaga yes

@AlexM. You lied to me...

I did not know that

@BlueBug his blog is

@hasherr what makes you think I'm not lying to him

alexmpronotebook.postach.io

You're not married.

blog is...?

Anyone ever play of guards and thievs?

no

I'll refresh my blog once I get that host and domain name in a bunch of days

Pretty fun

ooh, neat I knew it was worth it to wait for the next gog offer

The first version was made in 72 hours for LD

legend of grimrock for $2

Subvertgames.com

^ is that yours omg

@Grey You talking to me?

Oh wait. It's the guards and thieves game.

I will pretend it is :P

I actually not using Dvorak anymore. I'm using programmer Dvorak.

So I am still getting used to the other keys that moved.

Goal: Get a desktop.

You could just use a table

@JoshPetrie so wait. Private is just for the "calling class" right? and protected is for both right?

Isn't that what I said ._.

@Grey you're 14? I have been so confused about your age.

@AidanMueller 14

@JoshPetrie It's not

Parent Class

Parent class? Is that were people where newborns go?

sounds like C++ specific territory. Friends. Okay so what's protected then?

Keep in mind that parents can't access privates. Only you and your friends.

I mean

you know.

lol

Unless your parents are friends.

Parents with benefits

cringe

can the class being "friended" access the other classes protected members? is it mutual?

I guess not.

okay im done. see yall

Bah. Why do I always get the urge to start playing games when I should be going to bed

._.

and "friend" classes are usually a very good indicator you fucked up somewhere

@Grey someone please edit this so there's another pair on his face the whole time also, and play it in half speed reversed

@MickLH ENHANCE

maybe the C++ TRs should rename "friend classes" to "butt buddy classes" to give it an embarrassing connotation for the ultimate good of the programmers journey learning and even the world's software

Alright. Platformer Starter Kit with mediocre collision detection now in GitHub github.com/tylerrrr07/UnityPlatformerStarterKit

@MickLH err. no

I'll clean up my gitignore and delete the junk later

but now its public and I, or anyone can use it for the jam if they'd like :D

And time for bed. Later all

oh right, there's that out already

I wonder if you can just upgrade from 2012?

or do you have to download and install it from scrach?

Wait what. I just uninstalled some software.. and now I have less space available on the disk than I did before

I get my stuff from Dreamspark/MSDNA :P

well I doubt I'd benefit from having prereleases

oh damn. I need to remember to send in my job application to rovio and redlynx tomorrow D:

does anyone have a second to talk about game design patterns in C++?

thank you Josh

yes

it is

did you understand my question?

i can rephrase

Okay. So let's take this one example because it might help illustrate my issue. I have an enemy manager. It holds and computes logic for enemies (objects of an Enemy class). The enemies are kept in an array and every frame, it updates their logic and such. My projectile manager does the same with projectiles. But I need to check to see if enemies have collided with projectiles.

Let's use projectile manager and enemy manager.

The enemy manager maintains a vector of enemy class objects. The enemy manager simply updates all of them every frame. Loops through the array, updates them via the update function in the enemy class.

go ahead.

okay, fantastic. thank you.

okay.

okay

are callback functions extremely useful in game design?

okay

and the callback function would alert which system

i use box2d and they have an system in place so that may not have been the best example

i think I just structure badly and don't allow objects to talk when they need to

okay

that's what im worried about

is bloating my scene class

with a lot of logic

i had hoped to contain within the managers

when you say register collision call backs (i will look at a tutorial for this) but is it essentially firing a function?

okay. and so if my collision manager fired the collision callback when it detected collision, where is that callback function stored?

does it belong in one of those classes

or is it just separate and takes the Enemy and Projectile as the arguments

ahh okay

thank you

thank you!

i appreciate it

@JoshPetrie It's about me having to hire someone, and me needing advice on a particular applicant.

think he's off doing stuff

ok

[email protected]

just to repeat the email address, if he's willing to talk a bit about it. Just have some unusual qualifications in someone and need to decide if they apply well to game programming

hitboxteam.com/designing-game-narrative

@JoshPetrie Would you say that this is off topic? I think it's more of a programming question: gamedev.stackexchange.com/questions/69582/…

wooop.

had my dose of Trackmania for today

@JoshPetrie kotaku.com.au/2014/01/…

i give it a week, before that guy gets found out and fired/sued