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21:00
@Grey You listened to five seconds of Twenty One Pilots and said 'EWWWW' and screamed like a little girl who stepped on a worm. You gotta stick your feet in the water for a few minutes to feel the temperature.
I will be trapped forever in it
@hasherr I listened longer.
lol I was doing quests in wow and accidentally attacked a pvp enemy
Bollshet, I was watching your stream.
what followed was as if the whole fucking world of horde players didn't want me to quest
21:01
got pwned by a rogue :\
@hasherr Same to you. inb5 you just said gross without listening
but then I pwned a tauren druid my level
while I was attacked by 3 mobs at the same time
man that felt good
@Grey I listened to your stream for a few minutes. Turned the music off because of the Latin stuff and then put on The Bravery.
@hasherr Its a really scary bug, and it really freaks me out
21:03
@hasherr few minutes
three songs
total BOLLSHET
bold
letters i see.
r u mad bro
u should calm down
are you talking to me?
Sup.
21:06
A input bug that tries to be a vacuum cleaner
"Needs an expansion." - IGN 2013
"Too much of the same stuff." - Gamespot 2013
lol, he rotates now!
is that game going to have some meaning
Yes.
21:07
one more orbit to solve: jsfiddle.net/4aWhL :D
Once I make pizza and enemies and a background, it'll be GOTY 2013 - 2052
@hasherr graphics of the year too
So weird, tried to clone a simple git repo of mine, and it came up completely empty the first time
Now its working.....
@hasherr add microtransactions. you will be rich
@hasherr only if quattro formaggi pizza
@AlexM. I'm guessing that that is 4 cheese pizza?
21:08
yes
restaurants that have self-respect use gorgonzola as one of them
man, a pizza with gorgonzola, brie, camembert and danish blue
dies
it must cost a helluva lot of money tho
I'll probably make multiple pizzas
All having different point values.
Cheese: 200 points
Pepperoni: 500 points
Sausage: 1000
I'm starting to think .NET just wasn't meant to get injected into old x86 assemblies. :P
this is my best game so far imgur.com/u4uqxpi
looks buggy :~
its beacause of screen recording
21:19
@hasherr flips
it jumped up through the ceiling @joapet99?
; a ; nvm. GOOD STuFF. I AM PROUD. KOHAUI #brown FINALLY MAKING A GAME
it's too emotional
; aaa ;
yes, because it got a too high or too low framerate or something familiar
not sure i understand how frame rate and collision are related
21:20
lol, framerate should have NOTHING to do with that.
@hashe
Make your char smaller
scale him down
Why?
21:21
He's fine.
HE'S FINE.
@hasherr IGNORANT FOOL
slap
FIGHTE ME
kept the spots then
; a ; U DONT EVEN LIFT BRO
@hasherr it shouldn't but I bet your game has/will have similar issues
21:22
and forgot the spikes -1 for not a stegasaurus :P
The art is not done, god dammit!
@hasherr SHOULDVE USE A SQUARE
YOU COULD HAVE KEPT THE H4TERS AWAY
You were devoured by haters.
@hashe make it smaller because it allows for more to be going on in the screen without having to make a cam.
Why should I use a square?
A cam?
CAM
= Camera
What the dump is a cam?
There is no camera!
21:23
get a camera system with working scaling early on
no duh
A camera system? What is that supposed to mean?
the game was in development so the performance isn't good. I got an older version with better stability imgur.com/Zjukwf6
@hasherr a system that deals with cameras in teh game which in turn deal with the transforms of everything in the game
Why would I need that?
The game is only one screen.
21:27
If you get one working now and later on you want to scale your game out a bit to try something it could be done in one line, if you dont have a camera system, you might have to change most of your game arround
@hasherr Okay, so if you don't want a cam.
Make the sprites smaller
I have transformations working.
BELIEVE ME. Game will look better.
@Grey I like the size of the dino.
; _ ; just no
21:28
It's already small enough.
Any smaller and it would look bad.
This is already smaller than I'd like it.
It's only 128x64
Okay so question.
players don't care about your shitty art, they want a fun game, and allowing the player to see more around them makes it a more fun game
I don't think you guys are seeing how small this sprite is.
@hashe what's your games genre? What do we do in your game?
21:29
I like good art
It's a 2D shooter.
@AlexM. would star
@hasherr Okay.
You just said that you didn't want a camera right?
The art still isn't done, by any means.
I'm not quite too sure what you mean by a camera.
I have an orthographic view set up.
as in a camera object
Have you ever played a side scroller?
21:30
that can be moved or scaled around
sigh I'm starting to think I need to find an alternative to C# as a scripting language. :(
@William'MindWorX'Mariager ' aaa '
and when that happens everything in the view moves the oposite to how you moved your camera
@William'MindWorX'Mariager Whats going on :<
Roslyn doesn't come with a sandbox option and I can't get the current sandbox to behave the way I want it to. It refuses to find the assembly with the plugin interface.
21:31
It's a locked camera.
this is something that I decided upon a while ago.
@hasherr no one cares about any art no matter how awesome if the gameplay is shitty
THE ART ISN'T DONE
How is the gameplay shitty in this?
No one cares if your player is the fucking mona lisa, they just wann have fun
Hmm. Mono has a sandbox thing. Perhaps I can implement that.
21:32
@hasherr We haven't seen enough of your game but he's saying don't fret about the art. Make a good game.
This is something that everyone here has dealth with
I am.
When was I fretting about the art?
I was excited that I got my player to rotate sides.
@hasherr ART ISN'T DONE.
everyone here at one point in time thought man my player isnt big enough I bet the player wants to see it more so
@hasherr Good accomplishment. I felt the same when I got a sprite to animate in SDL.
21:33
and then after countless hours and playtesting they finally brought the camera further away and their game was more fun
Sprites are big enough.
Okay. If you feel that way, then I guess I'm done trying to convince you lol.
If anything, I'd want him bigger.
@hasherr Holycrap
Also, raptors will only be 64x64
21:34
crap fest
It's hard to draw a stegosaurus, a enormously vertical animal, in just a 64x64 space.
Why would you want him SMALLER?
dude
I was like, okay, it's your game so you can do whatever you want
but FUCKING SHITDRAGGED GOBLINS ON A PIKE
64x64 for raptors?
that's not even a FOTY candidate
raptors are more vertical. And smaller than stegos.
you know what's vertical?
the digit 1
Oh god NO
LOL
21:37
that is the rating your game will get
if you make 64x64 raptors
so... 64x128?
hmm, that's a daring move
crysis did raptors at 64x127
yeah, I like that
What size would you recommend?
It has to be powers of 2
@Grey I know what you expected me to say
sorry to disappoint you
lol
inb4
21:39
@hasherr 64^2x127^2
sigh
no.
srsly
shoo
make your game, and then every 10 seconds make a huge raptor take up the whole screen
with a speech bubble saying "lol"
making the player unable to tell what's happening
I'll have a boss raptor.
21:40
@hasherr Make him take up the whole screen
He'll drop 25 pizzas and he'll be like 'RAPTOR, BITCH!'
raptur
No, then you won't be able to see the player.
He'll be big.
yeah that's the point
@hasherr 8_*
21:41
make the boss cover the whole action
and make it drop rude remarks like
"Who's a little whore? Huh? Huh?"
"Your mom."
You know that's what the 8_* is, right?
@AlexM. That's goin' up on the white-board.
@hasherr You have a sick perverted mind, dude.
O_O ~~~~()=======8
SURPRISE IMPACT
Yes.
no
21:43
lol.
nope
Grey leaves out of embarresment faar too often.
yeah he's like a chick or sth
Most girls I know are more comfortable with things like that than him.
well, girls need to be comfy with a lot of crap we do and have :\
21:45
Let's be honest, girls have a lot of crap as well.
none that I mind shrug
I don't get this but it's still funny
HEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@hasherr you are out of control, according to Mr. Grey "Code Assassin"
hey
EEEET'S....
PEEEEEEEP
21:47
@TheProgramm3r Lol, he can't handle some things.
@AlexM. PEEEEEEEEP EES EEEN THE HOUSE
@hasherr :P
lol.
@hasherr like events
21:47
haha
For programming class we have to write a game in VB.
This is gonna be fun.
it will track the ips of the players?
@IcyDefiance beautiful
Yes.
Every time you kill an enemy, it deletes a random file from your System32.
they're all 128.0.0.1! :O
I know, I was referencing it.
oh okay. was a little too obscure.
Luckily, if you're using VB.NET, it's basically just C# with more words added
Microsoft
Celebrate the launch of Xbox One: http://msft.it/6182jnvw
HEY GUYS LET'S CELEBRATE
shows tits
21:51
FINE
@Noctrine You're an artist, right?
hides tits
I've been known to play one from time to time
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Relationships and Dating

Proposed Q&A site for people seeking answers to questions about dating, long term relationships, love, marriage or other commitments, and everything else typically considered a "relationship".

Currently in commitment.

@Grey yo, let's join this
you ask I answer
"Hey guys, my girlfriend says I..."
HALT, TOO LOCALIZED
@Noctrine I suck at art hint, hint
:P
21:54
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Lockpicking

Proposed Q&A site for study lockpicking methods and ways to prevent it.

Currently in commitment.

@TheProgramm3r I suck at not getting paid for work.
LOL
I'm kidding
At least, for now
You should look around for someone calling themselves TheArt1st
@Jimmy I should
hey programr
want me to be ur artest
21:59
I wonder how hard Mac process injection is.
this is hors
If I'm using Mono for scripting, I could as well switch entirely to Mono and add cross platform support.
this is unicorn
Looks more like a goat
yes probably because it doesn't have eyes
22:01
...
is it better now?
Wait, that's the head?
ok, this has to fix it
it looks like a unicorn now right
22:02
hey Gajet
gajet can't draw unicorns
only camels
@William'MindWorX'Mariager lol
UNICAMEL TO THE RESCUE
@IcyDefiance what was that google phone service called?
22:04
thanks
i can make camels too
@TheProgramm3r you need a phone to setup google voice though
do you?
There is a way of doing it without a phone number buts its pretty complicated and I forogt the details
@AttackingHobo do you?
22:04
I'm sure I set it up without one, but that was a long time ago, so I don't remember too well
I get really uncomfortable when a waiter starts flirting with my date. How should I handle this situation without being a jerk?
you challenge the waiter to a 1vs1 knife duel
in front of everyone
so your victory will be incontestable
huh, interesting
@IcyDefiance can I use your GVoice number to set up mine?
sure. you still have the number?
actually it might not let you, but we can try it
22:19
k
i do not
(616) 920-1526
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Q: Dota 2 running on Linux, Mac and Windows - How do they do it?

StephenNYCHow do Valve create games that run on Linux, Mac and Windows? I imagine they dont really write one version for each platform bec that would just be a nightmare.. or do they? I imagine it is written in a portable C++ code (or C#?) but I wanted to know more details about this. I've developed an app...

wat
"I am sure they don't use C#, because compiled C# runs inside a virtual machine and it is too slow for a videogame."
this dude has 880 rep too.
I need to get my act together... XD
Dang it......
well
you don't have to know about languages being used for games on programmers.se
OP fucked up when he posted the question there
22:21
dangit
Hmm. Scripting with Mono is easy.
They provide a nice evaluator.
...
    static void Main(string[] args)
    {
        var s = new CompilerSettings();

        var p = new ConsoleReportPrinter();
        var c = new CompilerContext(s, p);
        var e = new Evaluator(c);
        e.LoadAssembly("System");
        e.Run("using System;");
        e.Run("int test = 2;");
        e.Run("Console.WriteLine(test);");

        Console.ReadKey(true);
    }
...
@AlexM. didn't that guy ever heard anything about game engines?
should I make him a little bit more informed?
No clue if this is new, but lots of assets here: glitchthegame.com/public-domain-game-art
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@Grey why are we not on your website?
@William'MindWorX'Mariager thanks
22:41
FU-
Dentist just decided today "Oh, we're not pulled both your wisdom teeth anymore, you have to make two painful trips now." -_-
ok, done!
Oh, so that's what happened to Glitch
Why does c# allow people to use `var` instead of what they're trying to declare. Ex.

Car myCar = new Car("Red", 2013);
var myCar = new Car("Red", 2013);
basically, var becomes whatever the compiler thinks it should be, and can only be used that way in code afterward
so if the compiler things it should be an int, you can't use string methods with it
obviously not smart to use very often
don't think I've ever used it
22:57
because typing HashMap<TypeA, ArrayList<TypeB>> map = new HashMap<TypeA, ArrayList<TypeB>> (); is annoying
var accomplishes the same thing without the redundancy
annoying, but I'd do it anyway, because I trust nothing
"I trust nothing" is not a good justification
I can accept "I don't think it's as readable"

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