idk about that

LOL i went into the JavaScript<ball pit> chatroom and saw this

" YO MAMMA'S SO CLASSLESS SHE WRITES HASKELL "

hahah

oh man it actually just got fun

josephjaniga.github.io/js13k-2015 but im officially over 13 kilobytes @TheMuffinCoder sooo now i need to trim down

@TheMuffinCoder where round is defined as round down

(i.e., lop off everything after the decimal point)

\o

@Tyyppi_77 seems like fun... except dancing part... I DON"T LIKE DANCING

@TheMuffinCoder Js13k... minification chewed up my class names, and i was using them in a conditional thats why it broke... if i turn that off my code is up to 15k now :/ i need to cut some fat!

Somehow I feel like I'm using nifty-gui wrong ... but then, their example code isn't exactly working either. :D

@Joe Joe i know how u can reduce the size!

First of all, stop using.wav files for your sound

Instead, generate them in code

codepen.io/jackrugile/blog/arcade-audio-for-js13k-games

You use 1 file called jsfxr (linked in that link) compress it and then use to generate your sounds

It's way smaller than actually using the sound files

Next way to reduce file size, write all your code in 1 file

It's much easier for the closure compiler to understand your code and optimize it as much

Finally dont use a lot of object/classes :P too much unneeded code

@TheMuffinCoder so technically i generate waves and compress them to mp3 but these are by far the biggest disk space sink

Nope

No need to compress them

You generate them once the game starts

superflashbros.net/as3sfxr

Make your sounds with that and then do ctrl c to get a small array with the information needed to generate that same sound

Ill try this I am in agreement with you! my way is worse haha

:D and smaller

as far as the code goes your right all the classes bloat this a little, but i dont think its as significant as the rest of the stuff

Lol Joe the people in javascript ball pit are harsh

linked w3schools once and got so much hate xD

also my whole plan was to transpile back from es6 so i wont be changing that

yea they are a little rough around the edges, but I agree with them w3Schools is a crummy site

lol i didnt know that xD

they arent related to the world wide web consortium but use their name to sneak SEO rankings

they are for profit and most of the help / documentation on there is weak

; - ; i thought they were actually helpful

hey if its helping you dont stop

to each his own

Lol the javascript chat forced me to install a extensions to block them, just to gain forgivness

@TheMuffinCoder this github.com/mneubrand/jsfxr?

Yep!

hmmm, bookmarked ty

All u need is just this github.com/mneubrand/jsfxr/blob/master/jsfxr.js

its minified to 2.5k?

Nope u have to do it

Ill do it for u rn

oh then its probably ~1k

maybe less look at all those comments

@Joe closure-compiler.appspot.com/code/…

its 1.47 kb

Way less than all the wav/mp3 files :D

I'm still thinking on a theme for js13k

Well, theme, game concept

You're going to do it too Kevin! :D yay!!!!

If I can come up with a theme =p

Okay theme is reversed, now game concept ummmm

Yeah I don't know why I keep saying theme D:

I know the theme, it's reversed, now what do I want to do with the theme

Lets first look at the definition of reversed

I couldnt think of anything super clever... just settled on right to left to get coding

Wow this is sad. Read the details of who was involved... Someone engaged to one of the victims saw it live from the TV station control room

gawker.com/…

Live? Maybe it's on liveleak goes to check

@Almo reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/3igni2/…

They just posted that in the javaschatroom rn

is that NSFW?

I got an over 18 warning

Not likely

The only nsfw part is the actual shooting

@Almo /r/wtf sometimes is but that specific one isn't

ok thanks

just checking

But if you want a non-reddit source: nydailynews.com/news/national/…

Ooh you posted the first one, missed that nvm =p

i know it shouldn't matter, but she was a lovely girl. nice smile.

> The alleged gunman

wtf alleged.... theres video of his face with a gun in his hand shooting these people

"alleged" until found guilty in a court of law

I wish we had laws like they do in the UK. Can't report an "alleged" person's name. Because just being "alleged" can have horrible impact on your life, even if acquitted.

sure but if you allegedly committted a crime theres no proof just an acusation

this seems like proof to me is the point im trying to make

@Joe and it surely is proof, however until a person has actually been tried in a court of law he is only accused

^

I will not ever go to /r/eyebleach

never ever ever ever

I have a photographic memory for some things

lol eyebleach is wonderful place

i.imgur.com/CrVquqs.gifv

as room owner i now see flags from all chat rooms... there are surprisingly few, and many are in another language and I have to hit google translate to see if they are a problem or not

xD

hey Almo, can you see who flags the flag?

nope

which is correct design

@Almo with great power...

knowledge of who flags what can be used to bully people into not flagging things

I don't know who ever thought those dual fade images were a good idea

xD

the 80s

is that really 80s? looks kind of late 70s to me

not quite sure really :)

80s feels right but i cant find any proof soo

ill agree with late 70s

since ANH was 77

woa... on that poster, leia is left-weilding that blaster.

apparantly shes a lefty though

they go to great lengths to show people right-wielding, since it looks odd left. even though keanu is a lefty, and left-wields through the whole movie

yea you see a lot of weird artifacts from mirror horizontal film clips

yup

this scene would look better with the statue on the left flip it.... street sign is now backwards

JW was a pretty not bad movie

for a straight-action film, it was pretty well-enjoyable, and lacked much of the silly shit they like to put in those

my wife is not huge on violence.. and she watched this with me... but the puppy OMG she snapped haha "you kill those mother @!#&$s!"

hahaha

I can't decide if my wife would like this

Something like Rollerball (1974) despite having long action scenes is something she liked a lot because it was subtle in its storytelling.

I don't know if a simple revenge tale would keep her entertained

man too fuckin' quiet in here

there that's better

This my favorite song now :D

yeah league is starting to make awesome music

Ever since Dj sona, everything been good :D

Like the bilgewater theme, that was relly good too :D

i liked the URF main page music last time they ran it

sometimes a band makes one song completely different than their other stuff, and it kicks ass.

and then everyone's like "wtf where can I find more of this" and there's no answer :|

:\

tiobe.com/index.php/content/paperinfo/tpci/index.html

Why has Java been #1 for so long? Is it because of Android?

People are afraid of real languages with pointers. ;)

Hey Almo

Do u think ANSI C is worth it?

worth what

Worth the fun :^)

I don't understand the question

are you asking if you should bother learning plain C?

Yep :P

It's seems pretty fun

I don't think I'd bother, unless it's purely out of curiosity

kk :D

few jobs will want pure C

D: but it's second on the list

Actually you're right, I shouldn't do C

Atleast not yet :P

I have to learn C++ first

once you do C++ you wan't want to bother with C

xD

it's not doing italics :(

D: SE is broken

scanf is truly the work of the devil

What's so bad about scanf?

that shooter is apparently alive

the resuscitated him

the dude who shot the news reporters?

yeah

i hope he has to shit out of a tube for the rest of his life

he recorded the shooting himself, so you can see it happen from his perspective. there's a couple mirrors of it floating around the internet. I didn't watch it, though. don't need that kind of shit today.

yeah, there are two views of the shooting

up close

really?

goes to liveleak to search

there is the live camera recording, which everyone was watching, including the victim's fiancee

Then there is a version he uploaded to twitter that he filmed

before attempting to kill himself

@Lokkij it's so easy to mess up. you're supposed to pass it addresses to put stuff in

if those aren't set up right things go rel90321 50n92t

Haha alright

:)

Can you honestly imagine if your work made you do shit like this?

@Jon LOL so many dislikes

if my work made me do something close to that, I think I would have no option but to quit

if you had to have a job like those they are doing, you wouldn't have the option to quit

which is why they can make them do this shit

Actually I wouldn't quit... I'd just get to work

and if he says I'm not a team player, I'll say yes I am, I just don't feel comfortable with your public display of stupidity

then i'd take it to the press if he fired me

When you work with a company like that, you always have to try to find a good way to sue the shit out of them

hahaha

Some creep videod my gf the other day

she came out of starbucks, he got in the window and videod her from his phone

lol

great review, lol

i hope they don't fuck up the next one for the wii u

also, they should totally remaster ocarina of time

Its kinda sad how the wii u is gonna die real quick

Nintendo is already working on another console the NX

:/ We still frown on debugging-oriented questions here, right?

Yeah -- they never showed the new zelda @ e3

which makes me think it will be coming out alongside the NX

i mean, who wants to say bad news at e3

this year at e3 -- WII U DEAD!

@Jon but then suddenly that same year, Valve releases HL3, Portal 3, L4D3, TF3 and the SOURCE 2

Then no one will care about the NX >:)

Bethesda is the king right now

; - ; i wish Microsoft hadnt killed the kinect

I liked it a lot

There's no new kinect games :(

Fallout 4, Doom, Dishonered 2

all coming out soon

@Jon New Elder scroll too!

@Jon heh, I was waiting for Dunkey to drop a load half-way through his video, like he normally does

i mean... fuck man

i need some money left over

hey what about the EA BATTLEFRONT!!!

That looks gangsta too

I need to cut school for that

Freaking comes out on a tuesday

hahahaha

Halo3 i ditched work

xD

man I was good at that game

my friend knew about all these secrets on how to finish levels by glitching

bombing the warthog over obstacles

So yeah, I think I upgraded my PC in time.

MY PROC IS ONLY GOING TO ARRIVE NEXT FRIDAY!!!!! ARGH

How much was your PC?

making me suffer -- I'll have evertyhing except the brain

I want to save up $4k for my first built PC

I'm gonna put it in turn it on and say "its alllliveeeeeeee.... ITSS ALLLLIVEEE!!"

LOL

4K is overkill man

at a certain price point, you are just burning money over performance gains

Nah you need those 3 GTX titans

well fuck

if you need 3 titans you are retarded

I gotta get good with Blender

xD

I want to render a lot with Blender

I have held back from using blender since my computer dies rendering 1 frame

for full support for 3 titans, your mobo is going to be 800$

otherwise it will be 8/4/4

or 8/8/4

:P but then I can render at 1080 in less time

i paid 1300 for mine

and mine all THE DOGE COINS

Canadian dollar is really low right now

would be around 1000USD

lol so is the Colombian dollar

Its bad man

our economy is really bad

Lol Venezuela kicked out all the Colombians from their country xD

Saudis lowered their prices for oil, and jacked up production

On 9gag, they're saving up money to purchase Greece

They want to make a home for 9gag

Lowered the market value to 40$ / barrel, making our tar sands no viable for business anymore

And they invested so heavily in those tar sands, that we are basically dying now

economically

Dont worry Jon, we'll survive since we'll have solar panels

It also killed the pipeline... allowing the saudis to retain control of the demand

:P we shouldnt be this dependent on oil tho

But we are.

but we are

NINJA-ED

You right

I know why the economy is bad

ITS THE TREES

They're stealing our jobs

I read too much political news

it pisses me off

i need to stop doing that

sucks that the day I get my new proc, my son is going over to his mom's for a week

he can't even play lego worlds

XD

I guess I'll take the time to set it all up and OC it and get it nice and ready

"Dad I cant see the pixels anymore!!!"

spent 90$ on a cpu cooler

"Son this is 4k!"

people were OC their 4690K to 4.5 with it

no problems -- I got the 6600K... hoping I can hit 4.8

lol

4.5 seems like the magic number though

As it is, our CPU sample topped out at 4.5GHz - anything higher and one of the cores wouldn't operate correctly, even when we moved voltage into the 1.4v territory (not something we'd recommend generally - our Skylake sample got very hot at this level). Sticking to 4.5GHz and 1.375v, thermals under load via air cooling stabilised in the early 70s. Not bad, but a higher-end cooler would most likely improve matters still further.

I got DDR4 2400, should be fun

But can it run: minecraft?

fuq minecraft

it can probably run minecraft 20X maxed out

@Almo if I get rocket League, u gonna play me?

yeah sure

also, should I fix my xbox remote to play that one?

with or against, no trouble

or do you do mouse?

you can't play that game without a gamepad

well, in my opinion you couldn't

ok... dog chewed need to solder

flying would be SOOO hard to learn how to do

gonna do that

I'm PS4, but we can meet in a game name/password to play together

ah ok

unless you're playing around 5:30 EST when i play a little at work on PC

or at 12:00 EST when I play with friends here at lunch

hehe

:)

can i join :D

Team GDSE!

Lol now I have to get good

yeah sure you can play with us

Hey Almo/Jon wanna 1v1 in league sometime?

I never played LoL

I would go AP Sona >:^)

so unless you don't mind playing with a noob

I'll go with the cooler looking one

Suddenly Jon gets a penta kill

Then HEXA KILL

i used to rock at warcraft/starcraft

how hard can it be

only have to invest 100 hours to learn the tactics and shit

very fucking hard, actually

Almo have you played Dota 2?

3 years of heavy play and I'm at the top of the bottom 40%

yeah, that is why I never really played it, lol

yeah hate dota 2

wall to wall meetings... i ... cant ... breathe ! dies

for very very specific reasons I will not bore you with

hahah joe

MEETINGS, the best way to destroy a programmer.

I had this printed and posted in my cubicle for a while.

@TheMuffinCoder I'll dump you my game design opinions about why I don't like DotA if you drop me an email address.

@Almo [email protected] :D

Lol I play league so that I can crush my friends

They're all gold

I'm still training to get to them

Hey Almo

Are you at work rn?

jon is that you saying you want to be included on the mail?

yeah

:(

I was about to challenge u to 1v1 league

@Joe Dont worry Joe, you'll respawn somewhere on Earth

Joe respawns in South America

yeah man, send it to me too

i'd like to have points as to why dota 2 sucks

ok will do

i have a huge nerd friend that is into it hardcore

would be fun to make him sweat

quite a bit of it is subtle game designer type stuff

yeah, he's a coder

:)

@TheMuffinCoder ¿ay dios mio?

LOOOOOOOOLL

Bienvenido a Colombia, ¿te gustaría participar en la guerra civil de cuatro vías?

ohhh, columbia!!! cocain eh?

would i like to participate in what?!

Lol Colombia is a 4 way civil war rn

It's communists vs gang arms vs drug dealers vs government

news current events... and spanish... two things i pretend to know, but dont really

sports i don't even pretend

dude got a round object into a net device, i should stand and yell

programming I don't even pretend

back to the meat grinder... er conference room

lol

fall asleep, its like a time machine

Oh man, one time this fatter programmer fell asleep at a meeting, it was a video conference with Ottawa, and there was a lot of people there. Someone took the camera controls, and zoomed in on him.

I thought you were saying "back to meeting on Grindr" :P

Everyone over the video conferenced erupted in laughter, and it woke him up, and he fell to the ground, his chair hitting the wall actually making a hole in the wall.

But holy shit that was funny... zooming in on his face as he was sleeping -- it was just ... something I wish i would have done.

sup nerds

one of us

@Pip mah chip is only gonna get here on the 4th of sept.

ain't dat some shit

heh, not too bad

full build -- missing proc.

funny and I don't know why lol

funny because of the look on Kermit's face at the end