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12:04 AM
> <QueryTimeStats CpuTime="864506" ElapsedTime="146577" UdfCpuTime="611" UdfElapsedTime="146570" />
hm
 
12:47 AM
that, uh, doesn't seem right
 
1:17 AM
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Q: Should MySql be tagged as 'oracle'?

miracle173MySql is an Oracle product, too, It seems that sometimes questions concerning MySql database are tagged oracle, e.g. here. I this the intended usage of this tag? The description of the oracle tag says nothing about MySql: All versions of Oracle databases. Also add a version-specific tag l...

 
Bwahahha trolol
 
 
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2:29 AM
-> dba.stackexchange.com/a/194816/2639 for my detractors that say I don't pick on MySQL
We may want a tag for knn
 
2:57 AM
@sp_BlitzErik All explained in the release notes and comprehensive documentation
And look out for the UdfCallAndReturnTransitionCPU element in CU4
And/or fixes for UDF CPU info in CUs 4, 5, 6, 7...
 
 
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2:11 PM
@PaulWhite this is funny too. it's been around since one of the early CTP releases, but pedro said this was a bug fix for it. what bug? we don't know.
 
2:31 PM
Hello everybody
 
2:44 PM
hi
 
2:57 PM
so the udf timing is in ssms
but not the row goal one
 
 
3 hours later…
6:16 PM
> mfw
 
 
2 hours later…
8:02 PM
How did this channel survive wo/ me.
We should just name The Evan Channel
 
9:00 PM
got 7k non-yielding scheduler errors over a few hours
 
9:12 PM
hamming codes are cool
me: I'm going to learn image processing.
me: fiji/imagej -> Voronoi tessellation -> hamming distance -> hamming codes -> data transmission, mission accomplished not doing what I need to do
Going to make to make a Chrome Plugin that calculates the relevance of the current wikipedia article to my original tasks and blocks the article if the relevance drops below 0.75
 
9:43 PM
@JoeObbish you need 7000 schedulers then!
 
10:00 PM
The experts at Security.SE make me feel stupid. =(
 
10:28 PM
that one is really amazing for pg indexes.
 
10:44 PM
I got 96
 

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