How do you accidentally drive into an aeroplane

You get out of the automobile and leave the car in drive instead of putting it in park

The insurance claim will be fun

Imagine the coverage if AI had been in control of that vehicle

Probably doesn’t fall under auto collision

“Yeah I scrapped a 22 million dollar engine”

The intern did it for their resume. "Worked on ramjet technology"

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The nice part about eating on overnight flights to the UK is that the plane is dark so you can’t really see the food

For those of you who do not know what a bap is:

Bun is bigger than others?

Probably just an issue with the person who created the poster.

I like it how Yorkshire has 4 different words for the same thing.

Still better than 1 word for several things. Like 'wicket' in cricket

btw: I like big buns and I cannot lie

@PaulWhite Jumped in front of the cart out of nowhere, just like when those trees do a hit and run

Good morning to everyone except whomever decided to run the MS symbol server over dial-up today

/homer hedges fade away

@PaulWhite That Azure bill sure is expensive 😅

Seems like it

@PaulWhite Which one would that be?

@JohnK.N. Which one what? Symbol server? https://msdl.microsoft.com/download/symbols

A chairde - Morning all!

I think there's a bit of astro-turfing going on - there've been a few (6) PolarDB questions (example) popping up in the last 2 days!

The SQL team is hiring engineers with experience programming graphics processors (GPUs) to help us accelerate data processing operations.

@Zikato I think there might be a regex problem with your tabs and spaces script

it's a possibility

For some reason health parser and block viewer are getting merged in together github.com/erikdarlingdata/DarlingData/blob/main/sp_HumanEvents/…

@ErikDarling they have some problems with white space as well. Double white space. Every other bullet point has space in front of the text. Shameful

Huh I didn’t notice that one

@JohnK.N. Irish home cooking! :-)

@ErikDarling Sorry, I'll have a look in the evening. On first look, it seems like it doesn't clear the variable when multiple files are affected.

It's started hailing outside! Bugger me!

That sounds like quite a lopsided punishment for a bit of hail

@Zikato no worries, it’s not a big deal. I didn’t notice at all until someone emailed me this morning.

@Vérace Yes please!

mo regex mo problems

PowerProblems

@HannahVernon Thankfully, it was a metaphorical, speaking-to-the-air-around-me turn of phrase and not an expression of an actual desire for the act to be carried out!

Stopped now anyway!

@Vérace oh good

Azure SQL Server Scalable Hyperscale for Business 365 Regex Serverless Containers for Teams

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@HannahVernon To which post? :-)

Both I hope!

yep

but I fixed it

@PaulWhite the funny part is that there is no regex in that code

denial is an early step to recovery

github.com/erikdarlingdata/DarlingData/blob/main/.github/…

@Zikato Then it's not real code!

I did not expect gate-keeping from Vérs?ace

If the glove don't fit you must acquit

maybe it was Trump who done it with those tiny hands

Couldn't be weekend at Bernies for sure

> runs-on: ubuntu-latest

found your problem

Regex is legal in the state of California

so is prostitution

the absolute state of California

good

It' no longer illegal in CA to knowingly give something HIV so there's that

@Zikato "gate-keeping"?

yes

in modern usage, it means feeling entitled to something, while not being qualified or willing to put any effort in to obtain it, and being denied the opportunity by people who were qualified or put effort in etc. I think that's right

But Paul, my feelings are more important than anything else and I should have access to it because the something-iarchy is stopping me.

sounds like you're being gatekept

very sorry to hear that

lmk if I can help at all

Should I submit a ticket?

That might be a system of oppression.

or gatekeeping again

circular gatekeeping, unending, forever

sung to Blink 182's small things

@PaulWhite What or how was I gatekeeping?

Real code obviously

Being v. insensitive to our Czechoslovakian Republican

@Vérace something about you're not a real programmer if you're not using regex, perhaps.

Jesus - that was quite simply a joke!

Apologies for any offence caused - it was certainly not my intention...

I believe everyone here is joking.

Something about JEAGLs and lox

@Vérace yes, there is very little of a serious nature in here

I mean aside from it always being morning, and wow what a gymnastics club this is.

I've tried being serious once. It was terrible

nbcnews.com/science/space/…

I hope Sean is fine

@ErikDarling github.com/erikdarlingdata/DarlingData/pull/410 - sorry for the trouble

@Zikato 👋

@Zikato no trouble at all man

Never met an Irishman without a highly developed sense of humour

Zikato up to a y-core after that code fix