Not that I often bring my guns into the server room..

say "what" one more time.

@PeterVandivier I never did sit with the cool kids lol

8k up 2k down is excusable...

I am 1.8 k up, 200 down.

Because I'm just a little ball of positive energy.

making everyone's day better and more joyous with unicorn votes

youtu.be/xdRvxl7p7Bk that's some good ass ice cream.

Morning

sup sup @McNets. good morning.

A chairde - Morning all!

Is dbfiddle.uk down?

@Vérace I can access it

I get complete failure on all PostgreSQL runs with SELECT 5; and it fails on MariaDB and on MySQL... Simple CREATE TABLE x (y INT); is also failing. It can't be an IP blocking thing as I haven't been using it much for the last few days... puzzled!

is that not expected behaviour on those engines

the linux instances are down for SQL Server as well

windows SQL Servers are fine

@PaulWhite - looks like it's a Linux server issue? Space? Who knows?

i've sent Jack a DM. Might be it just needs rebooting but he'll get to it when he sees it

fwiw you can still view old fiddles, just can't make new ones on the affected platforms

Morning

@PeterVandivier - grand, thanks for that!

Good morning

Back from a few days on vacation and boy did my house always smell like this? (It smells like an old house, which it is)

Also, @HannahVernon I asked specifically for a non-smoking seating and Canada is being uncharacteristically rude with that regard.

@bbaird I didn't know we were even letting Americans in

@HannahVernon Sorry, turns out we're being the rude ones blowing smoke into your country - it's just hitting me via winnipeg and alberta

@bbaird ahhh I see. Yes, we've had bad smoke here for about a week already. That combined with the high humidity is making for fun times.

We're in a drought AND its super humid. HOW?

"Put a bird on it" except it's a secondary index

"My query takes 400ms to run" "Put an index on it!"

"I'm getting deadlocks" "Put an index on it!"

Put a baird on it.