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5:26 AM
@MaxVernon the rankings God has really started favoring you.
congrats
 
5:37 AM
It's amazing how much actually answering questions helps with that
There's this guy that answers a lot, gets a lot of down votes, but still earnt the most rep site-wide last year
 
6:34 AM
Morning all
 
7:13 AM
Morning
 
7:53 AM
At first I just wanted to post a comment-answer:
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Q: How to enable force ssl on AWS Aurora Postgres?

JK.In AWS's direct postgres offering RDS Postgres, you can require SSL by setting the parameter group item rds.force_ssl to 1. This is as per the RDS postgres documentation: https://docs.aws.amazon.com/AmazonRDS/latest/UserGuide/CHAP_PostgreSQL.html#PostgreSQL.Concepts.General.SSL However Aurora ...

...and then I felt @PaulWhite 's eyes looking straight at me and a choking sensation in my throat.
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might have been the cough though
 
Morning
 
8:08 AM
@hot2use I find your lack of faith ... disturbing.
morning
 
Morning
 
@PaulWhite I have total faith in your reasoning. I'm just not sure that you wouldn't sometimes like to smack people (including me), when they (I) post comment-answers instead of answer-answers.
;-)
"She'll be right"
 
8:25 AM
@hot2use It's remarkable how you can answer a question about Postgres by talking about MySQL.
 
Aren't they the same thing?
 
It's like saying every cloud is the same
 
All with the same silver lining
 
8:58 AM
@hot2use Quick question - isn't the question asking about aurora postgres, while your answer seems to refer to aurora mysql?
 
9:14 AM
It's Monday morning, lack of coffee
 
@AndriyM I seem to have misread the question. Sorry.
 
me too, I've upvoted it ;)
 
@SimonRigharts Yes, it is.
@McNets I think I left my brain at home
 
I've now read my question and the answer four times each to make certain I'm actually answering the question. Monday mornings are not a thing that should exist.
 
@hot2use I thought your point was "it's probably the same with Postgres"
Although it would still be better to say that explicitly, yeah
 
9:24 AM
@AndriyM No I side-stepped onto MySQL somewhere along the line and didn't jump off, before it was too late.
 
Probably one rare case where it should have been a comment from the beginning :)
 
hehe he might be looking
 
Always
 
:-)
 
@AndriyM You're probably joking, but why? It's easy to delete an answer if a guess or assumption turns out to be wrong.
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Q: SSMS - Query variables from Table Design Mode > Column Description

Vesper AnnstasI need to query the description of the Sales.SalesOrderHeader.Status column from the AdventureWorks OLTP, which looks like this: | SalesOrderID | RevisionNumber | OrderDate | ShipDate | Status | +--------------+----------------+------------+------------+--------+ | 43659 | 8 ...

Well-presented first question.
 
9:43 AM
@PaulWhite What @hot2use suggested ultimately turned out to be more of a pointer than an answer. It seems to qualify as relevant but minor information, using Help Center parlance.
 
> Add relevant but minor or transient information to a post (e.g. a link to a related question, or an alert to the author that the question has been updated).
@AndriyM Do you think so? It seems to me to be an answer to a misreading of the question.
Perhaps it was in a different form originally. I didn't look at the revisions.
 
@PaulWhite I believe you are right. Until Simon's answer, though, it did look as a pointer worth exploring, as it was suggested based on comparison with an equivalent product for a different platform.
It wasn't really a pointer, it was an attempt at an answer, I understand that. I meant that it still had the value of a pointer until Simon answered.
 
10:02 AM
Yep understood.
 
 
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11:09 AM
Hi I am not the same person but I am a team member of the same requirement (project). Actually I had posted some more clarification on that post but I see message that it is deleted so I posted same question as separate thread but with more details. I wanted to explain more details on that thread and that's the reason I replied but because of deletion of the same I posted new question. — Ani 15 hours ago
^^^ @PaulWhite @TomV
 
Cool thanks.
 
11:21 AM
I'm still not sure how to handle it now, I think it's best he clarifies the original question and deletes the new one
he can comment and suggest edits on the original question
 
11:32 AM
That seems less than ideal, since he does not own the original question.
Better to make the new one completely stand-alone if possible.
If not, we should probably just delete it.
Not going to waste a lot of time on it.
 
12:31 PM
> .excr
one of those days :(
 
I thought you would recognize it
jumps to the thread with the exception in a crash dump
 
Oh no I don't analyze crash dumps very often
Sounds like a bad time though
 
1:31 PM
@McNets Regarding dba.stackexchange.com/a/201648 is there some reason a simple SUM wouldn't work? e.g. dbfiddle.uk/…
I'm not sure I understand the question fully.
 
The OP's example would be more helpful if it had columns without True values, so that it was clear what the output for those should be.
 
@AndriyM Yep, I can't believe it's a true representation of the problem.
Check the first revision.
We really shouldn't be answering crap like that.
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Thank you. I was about to ask for a better illustration. Not sure it's a good idea any more.
 
Well one can always ask :)
Optimism is free
But honestly answering stuff like that just encourages more of the same
 
1:49 PM
Perhaps part of the blame should be on the editor. I sometimes (or often) edit questions before trying to understand what is being asked, like horse did this case. He made the question so much better that it encouraged two people to post answers.
 
The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
The title was excellent though
"SQL Server Questions"
SEO gold
 
@PaulWhite do you mean instead of iif(@cmd is null, '1 as [BB]', @cmd + ',1 as [BB]');?
 
@PaulWhite Missed that. But I'm not touching it unless the OP clarifies on the output issue.
Voted as unclear so far
 
@McNets Never mind.
 
@PaulWhite I don't know which is the first returned column, then I need to add a comma if there is a previous column in the sentence.
 
1:59 PM
@McNets I was proposing an alternate solution. See the dbfiddle link. Don't worry about it though.
 
@PaulWhite oh, I'm sorry, yes I was thinking in something similar by using 3 scalar subqueries returning 1 or 0 depending on column's values.
 
2:46 PM
@EvanCarroll cheers, Evan. I've been tag-chasing lately.
 
3:10 PM
@SeanGallardy-Microsoft - do you by chance have any input on this ?
I've done an extensive search for details and have come up empty.
 
3:27 PM
@PaulWhite - what's the deal with deleting that old dupe question by user146892 ? I get that he posted more detail in the new version of the question, but just curious why not let him figure it out by getting the new question closed as a dupe of the old one? He could have edited the old question and had it re-opened.
I figure you must have a good reason :-)
 
@MaxVernon It was doomed. Everyone deserves a second chance (just one!)
 
coool
 
The new question was much better and has a couple of answers already.
Seems a more productive use of time than putting everyone through multiple review tasks (close as dupe, reopen review on old q).
Also the deleted -4 question serves as useful input to the auto-q-block algorithm.
 
@PaulWhite very true. Although, I still think he's not going to get a good answer (mine included!)
@PaulWhite interesting point.
 
@MaxVernon He might not. But he has this one chance to learn from the previous experience.
 
3:33 PM
and hopefully it works out!
 
We can't rescue everyone, but we can give them a fighting chance.
Early question blocks are quite easy to hit. He's blocked now, but doesn't know it yet.
Attempting to ask a new question will give some very direct advice.
back later
 
4:19 PM
@MaxVernon I did a quick investigation, it's not the number of events but how much space the fields and actions take. So there isn't a hard defined number of items, but there is only so much space allowed.
 
@SeanGallardy-Microsoft I figured it was something like stack-space that was the limit. Thanks for confirming.
does it show how much space?
 
@MaxVernon Yes, but it's subject to change and I only looked at 2016 SP2 since the question was tagged 2016. I'm not sure it's something that should be published, and to be honest I probably wouldn't go around counting bytes in my XE. If you need that much data with a single XE you're probably doing it wrong.
 
@SeanGallardy-Microsoft that was my inclination too. XE should not be used to capture everything under the sun.
thanks for the work!
 
@MaxVernon You can try, but it's going to most likely crash your system
<rant>
People always say "XE is a lightweight ..."
Here's the thing, it's as lightweight as you make it. If you add a whole bunch of actions and no filters it's going to completely cripple your system. Capturing every execution plan for everything everywhere with 1000 people all running queries is going to cause massive performance issues.
The framework is lightweight, decided to capture the ridiculousness that is "I don't know what I'm looking for so check all the boxes" is not lightweight.
</rant>
 
IT IS PROPRIETARY. COME TO ME FOR MY SECRETS.
 
4:25 PM
@EvanCarroll Still waiting on those secrets...
 
You didn't even break the secret handshake yet... I'm starting to feel left out
Like you don't love me anymore and use your time elsewhere
Like I was yesterday's jam
 
Fear not! ALL WILL BE TOLD.
 
There is only so much time until stop believing...
 
Jesus got 2,000 years. I'm twice as cool, so 4,000?
 
4:28 PM
you're twice as cool to the negative 1/4 power
 
http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=(2*2000)**(-1%2F4)+amount+of+years
Well, I BETTER A GET A MOVE ON.
 
I feel like time has been up for a while...
 
5:04 PM
@MaxVernon Are you writing an answer or would you like me to? Didn't know if you had something written and wanted confirmation or just wanted more eyes because of the featured status
bbl
 
@SeanGallardy-Microsoft I considered writing an answer, but "some amount of space" is not quantifiable, and likely not much help. It seems like perhaps it's a pet-peeve of yours, so go ahead and provide the answer if you like!
 
5:46 PM
 
6:17 PM
@MaxVernon It's not a pet-peeve, just something people hear and randomly take at face value without thinking. There is a scientific way of determining roughly how much - I'll try to make an answer today.
 
@SeanGallardy-Microsoft perfect
 
7:16 PM
@SeanGallardy-Microsoft 2016 SP2 eh? @_@
 
7:28 PM
@sp_BlitzErik you're not on 2016 SP2? pfft
 
> 2018
> having 2016 installed
> mfw
 
oh, good point
 
7:43 PM
Meh, @JoeObbish knows how much we like typos
 
8:13 PM
@SeanGallardy-Microsoft "scientifically" like opening up the source and looking for it, unfortunately that's one of his 'secrets' and you can't do it.
Well, you can but first you must join the technology equivalent of Skull and bones
 
Maybe disassembling Microsoft.SqlServer .net classes?
 
8:28 PM
@EvanCarroll More like the OP did half the work in finding the answer.
I can see how you'd be dissuaded from even attempting to figure it out, though, since you're no closer to the "secrets" than you were last year
@EvanCarroll Does that mean I get to be president one day?
 
hahah, prolly and to be quite frank as an opponent of drone warfare, I'm a huge fan of the idea of them BSOD-ing on the runway.
Go forth and brings Microsoft. Hallowed is the pricey proprietary software.
 
@EvanCarroll I don't think we should put the proles on the front line, either - we agree. Oh, you mean mechanical drones and not worker bee people enslaved in socialism... my bad
 
Yea, the mechanical drones, the ones capitalists own that kill children and ruin weddings
 
@EvanCarroll Formula 1s are pricey too... but I guess they could always race with 1980 rabbits which would be "just as fast" but cost $0
@EvanCarroll That's just called "war"
 
says the guy who calls a bloated inefficient clusterfuck a "SQL Server."
 
8:36 PM
LMFAO - I see you're still making stuff up
Step 1: If it doesn't support my hypothesis go to step 2
Step 2: Make up "facts"
Your mind works wonders
 
Wait until you see my database.
 
@EvanCarroll I did, I hear it just got parallelism... that's cool, welcome to 1998 :) I hope you get an upgrade soon!
 
So you always had parallelism, and we always had stability. Then we got parallelism. Ball is in your court.
Someone choking themselves on threads?
 
The insinuation is that SQL Server isn't stabile? Not sure where you're making that up from. How about security? Oh that's right, less security issues than you since... forever.
 
there is no evidence for that claim
 
8:44 PM
I'd show you the gartner report but Postgres doesn't make it on the list of enterprise databases... sorry mate
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oh my
 
it's too busy being a database and not engaging in industrial marketing
MY DATABASE ISN'T MENTIONED BY THE REPUTABLE BUZZFEED, WHAT SHALL I DO!?
 
Move to Kalifornia?
 
guy on the right is @SeanGallardy-Microsoft, PROVE ME WRONG
 
LOLOLOL
You got me... whatever shall I do?
 
8:58 PM
Wikileaks the source code to SQL Server.
on a serious note though, just to reiterate -- I'm still working on @SeanGallardy-Microsoft's secrets.
Though, of course, I never took the knee like he did and I won't bow to pressure from Microsoft. It'll come when it comes. ;)
I spend at least 3 hours a day learning this stuff.
It's a lot of work and there is almost no guidance on it anywhere, online
When it comes @SeanGallardy-Microsoft is going to send me a signed honorary gold-plated "Microsoft Natural Keyboard Pro", the only decent thing Redmond has ever given humanity.
 
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Q: Moving a very large (40 TB) DB from a 2008 server to a 2016 server

user2920594The Situation: Our 2008 MSSQL server is old and rapidly running out of drive space. We have a new 2016 server ready, we just need to move a 40 TB database from the old server to the new one. The DB, of course, has dozens of tables, but the EVENTS table is the one that is eating up all the space....

must be the first time someone says very large and it is
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@SeanGallardy-Microsoft did you ever hear anything about SSMS losing passwords?
 
9:13 PM
@dezso can SQL Server 2016 read the mdf from 2008?
 
@EvanCarroll how could I know?
 
by trying, duh
 
@Lamak well, I should first find the floppies for the 2008 on linux installation
 
it's not gonna find itself
 
9:20 PM
Actually I'm not sure, it doesn't say what happens in the docs if you try to attach a mdf with an older compat level
it says only that the compat level is increased if below 100
but it does not say whether or not the newer server can host the old binary format at a lower compat level
 
@SeanGallardy-Microsoft scalar UDFs. Now you should go all in.
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9:34 PM
@dezso MySQL chips in and plays it all on "non-standard GROUP BY" ;)
 
@EvanCarroll is that your desktop?
@Lamak The only way it "loses" them are the questions I asked about - I looked at the source and that's the only time (other than not getting a lock on the file, AKA filter driver/antivirus). If it needs further investigation (since it happens irregularly) then unfortunately you'll need to make a feedback item
 
bwahahah if I said yes, you'd order the Microsoft Natural Keyboard be revived and marketed as "Evan approved." It'd sell like hotcakes, and Microsoft would be one step further away from bankruptcy.
But alas, no it's not =(
 
@dezso "You never go full retard" ;)
@EvanCarroll No, it's more like the OS being Windows there.. was going to berate you for it :)
 
I run Windows.
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@SeanGallardy-Microsoft I don't
 
9:38 PM
@EvanCarroll There are no words... right now...
 
It's a real great operating system built around one program, and with only one valid use case.
Overwatch.
 
... I just.. I just can't. Evan runs Windows. Closed source. Made by Microsoft.
 
But I'll kick some ass gangsta style at Moira.
 
@EvanCarroll The surface ergonomic keyboard isn't bad either
 
nope, Microsoft is a pretty decent keyboard company. Though deep down inside, I want a yoda2
 
9:47 PM
@EvanCarroll I just stick with a cherry old school keyboard
It's a bit of a lump to carry around in my backpack but it's worth it
 
some people really like their keyboards
never got much into it
the yoda2 is the first one I thought was kinda cool, because I like the lenovo mouse point
 
@EvanCarroll I'm one of them, my keyboard and my logitech mx2 master mouse are a hundred times more comfortable than a laptop keyboard and a trackpad
 
I join you in hating trackpads.
I hate mice too though
they're even worse.
That's why I like the thinkpad alternative, and trackballs.
you can (a) use them with one hand, (b) don't have to have that one hand tied to a flat surface, (c) get reasonable accuracy without getting in your way.
I use the m570 at all my workstations though they have a better one now
I don't carry around mice and keyboards simply because I don't really use the mouse, and the lenovo keyboard doesn't really suck like most of others. Though the mechanical ones are substantially better, I just don't care enough.
 
I could get used to a trackball but I never invested the time, I see the benefit though
 
they're great. love em new one is bluetooth too
 
10:06 PM
@TomV The cherry mx browns I have are nice, sadly it doesn't work well with the docking station so I can't use it with this laptop :(
 
Microsoft docking station?
 
You wish :) Then your life would be complete! No, the crappy Lenovo one
 
bwahhaha
 
It randomly decides to just stop working until I reseat it
 
I'm totally impartial. Everything I didn't make is varying degrees of SHIT.
 
10:09 PM
Happens with most of my gaming gear on the Lenovo docking station but doesn't happen with others...
@EvanCarroll Nice rodomontade, how do you even fit in the same room as your ego? It's astounding!
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I r the rodomontadinator
 

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