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Andriy M

5:34 AM

@ConcernedOfTunbridgeWells Oh dear. I feared something like that might already exist. Not a query language but still

I might actually have heard about that one, although can't remember having seen that site

Morning everyone

hot2use

6:20 AM

Good Morning :-)

McNets

6:45 AM

Morning

Colin 't Hart

7:17 AM

Morning

@Philᵀᴹ Just in time, we upgraded to 10 a few weeks ago :-)

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ConcernedOfTunbridgeWells

8:36 AM

Morning all

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Max Vernon

1:21 PM

heh, I just realized PostgreSQL "goes to eleven" now.

Spinal Tap - "These go to eleven...."

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A_V

2:19 PM

I don't have much experience with estimates being this far off

is this bad ?

I ran update statistics with fullscan on every affected table but it still does that

Tom V

2:43 PM

@A_V That's going to be quite the memory grant :D

A_V

I'm going to ask for a quote for 900 terabytes of ram

"Why is our monthly database server bill 6 billions up this month ?"

ConcernedOfTunbridgeWells

3:11 PM

@A_V From the mines-bigger-than-yours department.

What was the name of the guy who could fit everybody's database on his phone?

Tomtom, that's it. You'd make him proud.

Philᵀᴹ

From the "Waaaaaaaay-to-broad" department

Q: Migration 100 TB of data from SQL 2008 to 2016

Good Morning, We are planning to migrate to 100 TB of data from one of our client to new SQL server environment. We just started receiving information from client. It will take couple of months to complete the project. But, can anyone please provide detail plan for migration such a large number ...