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8:26 AM
I'm sure someone has posted this in here already, but just in case:
 
9:06 AM
What's the best way to get some tag synonyms added?
install -> installation
job -> jobs
And there are a lot more like that.
sql-agent -> sql-server-agent
regex -> regular-expression
I think the total answer score for a tag requirement for suggesting tag synonyms is silly -- at least for a smaller site such as DBA
 
 
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1:47 PM
Just received an Enlightened badge and learnt two things:
1. Deleted answers are disregarded for this badge (makes sense, I guess, just never thought about it).
2. It's sometimes possible to earn someone a badge by just deleting your own answer :)
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@AndriyM Thanks for enlightening us :-)
 
2:10 PM
Is everyone still on the Booze Cruise?
 
Must be... it's awful quiet today!
 
 
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3:15 PM
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH CLINT DEMPSEY!!!!
 
What's your name dude?
Clint Eastwood
Bwahahahahaha
 
3:48 PM
I'm just fixing some obnoxious problems.
 
Stop poking me!
 
I know that's a warcraft referect I'm just not sure why it's being made right now.
 
4:23 PM
I was attempting to imply that I was the obnoxious problem and you were manipulating me to resolve said problem
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4:38 PM
Trying to draw attention to oneself with a joke implying one's obnoxiousness, and when that doesn't work, resorting to actually explaining the joke... Isn't that a little obnoxious?
 
@AndriyM are you making a joke too?
 
@JackDouglas Yes. But I'm not sure if I should explain it.
 
Don't worry, I was just joking too :)
 
THIS IS SERIUS STUFF. NO JOKES ALLOWED
 
I think the correct spelling is Sirius.
 
5:13 PM
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A: SSMS 2014 "Deploy Database" feature has old SQL Azure settings

WaitForPeteUse SSMS 2014 SP1. That works. Currently.

^^^ this guy sounds like he's been through some pain
 
SSMS SP1? That's a new one
 
Currently
 
5:38 PM
MOAR JOKES PLOX
 
 
2 hours later…
7:35 PM
I don't think I'm going to run out of queries to tune any time soon.
 
If you'd written them well in the first place...
 
Hardy har har
 
8:21 PM
My goodness it's dead in here today.
 
8:52 PM
indeed
say something interesting
 
Cheetahs are the only cat that don't have retractable claws
 
9:08 PM
> something interesting
stupid lack of prophetic vision. now i have to find the SQL Server installation media, install SSRS, reapply sp1.
or just say screwit
 
I found a goomba in Halifax. I don't know why.
It was outside the place you go for boat tours
 
antivaxxers are the nosql advocates of the medical science world
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11:27 PM
The requirement for single line is absurd. I see you have put it in previous questions, too. Voting to close as too localized. — ypercube 4 mins ago
Has been cross-posted at SO as well.
 

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