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8:09 PM
@Krazer (╯°Д°)╯︵ /(.□ . )
 
@MikeFal ヽ(・∀・)ノノ(° _ °ノ)
 
@FreshPrinceOfSO in fairness you seem to be picking a fight for the sake of picking a fight
@FreshPrinceOfSO so did you get an oil change?
 
( ̄□ ̄;)
 
@swasheck I made a comment; apparently I can't do that without answering his question
@swasheck will be tonight
 
8:18 PM
@FreshPrinceOfSO yes ... he doesn't like to be challenged
 
@FreshPrinceOfSO why are you getting an oil change?
 
@swasheck Good thing there's SO
@Lamak Because my car has notified me
 
@FreshPrinceOfSO oh, I see, I'd like a car that notifies me that I need an oil change. I'd be like, "nah, you need one"
@Krazer you are quite eloquent. In a strange way
 
@Lamak You don't plug yourself in using USB 3.0 when you drive your car?
 
@FreshPrinceOfSO actually......don't own a car
 
8:21 PM
@Lamak I don't own either. I financed. I will own it in 2 months.
 
@FreshPrinceOfSO fair enough. I also don't pre-own one
 
Apparently today is "why is my log file so big" day
 
@MikeFal hey there
 
@Lamak Word
 
@MikeFal quit playing with it and it'll autoshrink
 
8:28 PM
@billinkc How do I enable autoshrink with Powershell?
 
so, did you know that I haven't read The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?
 
@Lamak Go read it. Now.
 
@MikeFal nah, found out how to annoy you :-)
 
Seriously, to everyone who can read this:
If you haven't read Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, go home, buy it, and read it.
@Lamak It doesn't annoy me. You're just missing out on a fantastic book.
 
@MikeFal but, really, haven't read it since I was like 12
 
8:30 PM
@Lamak Oh, but you've read it?
 
@MikeFal yeah, just messing with you
 
So if I made a comment about "42", you wouldn't stare at me like a drooling idiot?
 
@MikeFal Restart-Computer -Force Don't worry about the command name, it's a legacy of early misnaming of commandlets
 
saw some of the comments yesterday and your tweet
@MikeFal nah, everyone knows that's the answer...for like everything
and the meaning of life
 
JNK
anyone know why this thing got moved over?
2
Q: SQL - Grouping results by custom 24 hour period

user2316458I need to create an Oracle 11g SQL report showing daily productivity: how many units were shipped during a 24 hour period. Each period starts at 6am and finishes at 5:59am the next day. How could I group the results in such a way as to display this 24 hour period? I've tried grouping by day, but...

looks like nobody here voted on it
 
8:31 PM
@JNK maybe a mod?
 
JNK
nope
does anyone know something I don't know before I send it back, is what I'm asking
I'm about to reject it
 
@JNK nope
 
JNK
can you guys vote to reopen this for me?
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Q: SQL - Grouping results by custom 24 hour period

user2316458I need to create an Oracle 11g SQL report showing daily productivity: how many units were shipped during a 24 hour period. Each period starts at 6am and finishes at 5:59am the next day. How could I group the results in such a way as to display this 24 hour period? I've tried grouping by day, but...

 
@JNK anything for you
 
JNK
ty
 
8:36 PM
@JNK not because it's you, but because I CAN!!!! (thanks to @Lamak)
 
@swasheck it's already proving to be a good decision
 
@Lamak What is that?
 
@FreshPrinceOfSO a guide
 
@Lamak for hitch hikers?
 
@FreshPrinceOfSO yes
 
8:48 PM
@swasheck slap this guy for me
You're free to decline advice about SQL best practices; don't tell me that it's not relevant to your question. — FreshPrinceOfSO 28 secs ago
 
@FreshPrinceOfSO do you work for baxter?
 
@swasheck They're a 10 minute drive from me
 
@FreshPrinceOfSO that's right ... i remember that. you didn't say you don't, though :)
 
@FreshPrinceOfSO so you work for a CPA?
 
8:54 PM
@swasheck negative
 
@FreshPrinceOfSO i was just going to say ... i hope that baxter HQ is not rolling out product based on a mysql database ... i'd wretch in my chair if you did work for them
 
@swasheck where'd you get CPA?
 
JNK
well bing is the problem
 
@swasheck Well, there's your problem.. You're using bing
 
8:56 PM
yeah
 
JNK
@FreshPrinceOfSO HIGHFIVE
 
@FreshPrinceOfSO but your blog clearly says
I work in the Human Resources Outsourcing industry as a database programmer coding primarily with VBA & SQL Server 2008.
 
@JNK HIGHFIVE
 
JNK
VBA? really?
You do access?
 
@JNK retract the highfive
 
8:57 PM
@JNK yeah i need to update that..
 
JNK
just asking, my company is always hiring sql/access developers
access folks are hard to find sometimes
I don't do the access piece myself
 
@swasheck aon hewitt
@JNK The VBA i deal with is in Excel
@swasheck aren't we connected on linkedin
 
JNK
gotcha
oh I need to connect to you guys
 
@FreshPrinceOfSO yeah ... but i dont always default to linkedin
@JNK mine is ultra creative
 
9:00 PM
@FreshPrinceOfSO walgreens runs mysql???
 
@swasheck Ha. Enterprise uses Oracle.
 
JNK
oh FFS
 
@swasheck the metrics team had a workstation and had MySQL
 
I R dum
 
JNK
i need to update my shit on there too
 
9:02 PM
@FreshPrinceOfSO you all shared a workstation?
 
JNK
ok going home, gnight
 
@JNK ttyl
 
@MikeFal i am so smart ... s m r t ... i mean ... smart
 
@swasheck how do I see my link there?
 
I just spent 15 minutes trying to load the Powershell SQL snapins on a server where I don't have SQL installed at all.
 
9:03 PM
I want to connect to @JNK too
 
@Lamak www.linkedin.com/pub/jason-kyle/48/638/252/
 
linkedin -> view profile -> (teeny tiny link at the bottom of the profile header)
 
@swasheck Turned the workstation into a server
 
@MikeFal OH SNAP!
 
@swasheck I don't get a nice "www.linkedin.com/in/user"
 
9:04 PM
@Lamak It just hit me.. Lamak = Kamal
 
@Lamak bum deal. i dont know
@Lamak Felicitaciones!!!!!
 
@FreshPrinceOfSO yup
@swasheck thanks
 
@Lamak It's like I have a purpose in life
 
@FreshPrinceOfSO not anymore ... you just discovered it ... you may now die in peace
 
@swasheck I tried endorsing you for "Using Chatroom", but it wouldn't let me.
 
9:07 PM
@FreshPrinceOfSO it has that effect on people
 
@swasheck I didn't know preaching was a skill.
 
@FreshPrinceOfSO well i'm clearly unable to endorse you for "sense of humor"
@FreshPrinceOfSO it's not ...
 
@swasheck I'll submit a bug report
 
it's an art
 
@swasheck I preach on The Heap daily
 
9:09 PM
@FreshPrinceOfSO and you're a SO sidewalk prophet
 
@swasheck I feel blessed
 
@FreshPrinceOfSO did you sneeze, or something?
 
@swasheck Oh no. I correct people when they tell me "bless you"
@swasheck But I'm going to go road rage now
 
i have to do the microsoft shuffle ... i just installed updates
 
@swasheck enjoy. see you manananana
 
9:14 PM
Everyday he's shuffling
 
@FreshPrinceOfSO hasta la byebye
@MikeFal did you just call me sexy?
 
@swasheck Ummmm....no?
 
@MikeFal good
stupid metrotwit not giving me notifications
 
 
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10:23 PM
so i've been messing around with Remus' answer and i'm having trouble trying to quantify it
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A: How can I verify that a full database restore reflects the exact source database in SQL Server?

Remus RusanuWhen you take the backup of database, the last LSN on the source will be X. If any activity will occur (including, say, an automated checkpoint), the source LSN will progress forward to X+n. If there is any activity that occurred on the source and was not captured on in the backup it would leave ...

nevermind
imma try one more thing
 
10:39 PM
@swasheck I don't get it. Why not set database to read only, then take the backup? Problem solved.
 
@MarkStorey-Smith yeah ... i can do that ... i just need to be able to quantifiably confirm that there was zero data loss
so i was hoping to use LSN for to show that ... but that's not really working for me
 
@swasheck "its read only boss, it can't change"
 
@MarkStorey-Smith this is to satisfy the gubment
 
@swasheck "its read only" is likely to be understood more readily than a treatise on log sequence numbers :)
 
@MarkStorey-Smith very true ... but it's not quantifiable. also ... i can't even get the LSNs to match on a restore
 
10:42 PM
@swasheck Its very quantifiable, its binary, its read only or not
Its also very easy to demonstrate that its read only, by attempting to change it
 
Evening
 
@phil 'allo
 
@MarkStorey-Smith indeed
unfortunately ... not the requirement sigh
this is what they're actually asking for
declare c CURSOR fast_forward read_only FOR
select t.name
	from sys.tables t;

declare @sql varchar(4000);
declare @tablename varchar(50);

OPEN c
FETCH NEXT FROM c
	INTO @tablename
WHILE @@FETCH_STATUS = 0
	BEGIN
		set @sql = 'SELECT ''' + @tablename + ''' , rows = count(*) from ' + @tablename
		execute(@sql);
		FETCH NEXT FROM c
			INTO @tablename
	END
CLOSE c
DEALLOCATE c
but i really dont want to give that
 
@swasheck Doesn't prove anything other than that the number of rows are the same?
 
@MarkStorey-Smith do you see my predicament :) ... it's more conclusive to put it in read_only and back the thing up ... but they think that the rowcounts mean something ... nevermind that the row data could have changed entirely :S
 
10:54 PM
Yes but honestly, I'd deal with it differently. You are the expert, tell them the correct way to deal with the problem
 
@MarkStorey-Smith well thanks. i'm including documentation and screenshots of the sequence of events (with read_only), but i'll give them the precious row counts just to satisfy the bean counters
i'm off to drink on it ... erm ... think on it
 
@swasheck There is the concept of bombarding them with information so they'll leave you be.
 
11:17 PM
@MikeFal Nice!
 

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