This is one of the best Babylon Bee pieces I think I've ever seen. It's almost a perfect summation of my feelings on US politics: babylonbee.com/news/…

When my dreams started to play with not just one, but multiple timelines at the same time

Basically, in fictional settings where timelines are strongly interacting with each other, changing the history will alter not just the current timeline, but parallel timelines around it, leading to very complicated interactions where two timelines can just collide with each other and bounce off into new timelines

@Secret, on that model all timelines are independent after creation, there can be no further interaction with another timeline after the division

@Secret Ah, the Radiant Historia model. At least, that's the only form of media that I know of which has done that.

To add more evidence to my theory that all politicians are awful, Joe Biden has now been accused of sexual assault. Apparently, there are also a couple of people who the accuser said she told at the time who have confirmed that much of her story, so that gives this more credibility than a number of other allegations that have been taken extremely seriously.

Presumption of innocence applies of course, but this definitely warrants an investigation.

@Gryphon Yeah, a lot more credible than some of the other ones that have been broadcast far and wide in the news. joebiden.info has some video of how he treats women. He does seem to have a hard time respecting women.

“I promise you, the president has a big stick.” is a wonderful quote out of context.

I'm just surprised nobody on his campaign team thought to reserve every domain name even close to "joebiden".

The dude himself obviously has no idea how anything more advanced than a pocket calculator works, but you'd think he'd have hired someone who did.