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00:00
Hello everybody, my name is M̶a̶r̶k̶i̶p̶l̶i̶e̶r̶ lyxal. Today is the first ever rizz yourself event and that's why you all are here.

To demonstrate that you have sigma rizz of the most skibidi kind, participate in the event by doing the following:

1. Post your most effective rizz pick-up line.
2. Specify whether you'd rather be ohiopilled or skibidimaxxed. Explain why.

If you want to show the world that you rizzed yourself here today, you can put the following image in any profile text you want
Now get rizzing you skibidi fanum taxers
Is your name Rizzella? Because you've got me under your spell.
 
8 hours later…
08:28
are you the rizzler? because i'd like to stick out my gyatt for you
fr i'd like to be skibidimaxxed, i'm skibidimaxxing every day already
fanum tax etc etc
 
1 hour later…
09:39
did it hurt when you fell from the rizz machine? cause you look like something fanum would tax...
skibidimaxxed. no explanation needed.
 
3 hours later…
12:53
On behalf of my 12 y/o son who is actually using those words, my deepest rizzes to you, the sigma lord, @lyxal. :-D
he's truly the sigma of all ohios
And I shamelessly used the image in my profile.

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