deadEarth: The Chargenning

> Now let’s say you were wearing armor with a stress rating of
three in the same situation. Three of those six are absorbed by
the armor's stress rating and the other three are taken off of your
resiliency. You are not harmed at all. (Don't forget to check off
one of your armor points, because that blow just went over your
armor rating.) Unlike your resiliency, however, the armor's rating
does not change, so it still has a rating of three for the next
blow.

Sandwich

I rolled Radiation weight gain second

So I lose 3d6 pounds instead of gaining them

Althis

@BESW GM for us!

BESW

> Let's replay the same combat. This time your attacker decides
to use a projectile weapon. Resiliency is no longer a factor so if
you are hit for six points of damage, and not wearing armor, the
entire amount will come directly off of your hit points for that body
region. If you are wearing armor, the stress rating of your armor
will absorb as much of the damage as it can, and the remainder
will be subtracted directly from your hit points.

> In lengthy hand to hand combat scenes, each person involved
must roll to determine fatigue once every 4 rounds. The difculty
will increase each time you check for fatigue, until you spend an
entire 4 rounds without making any attacking actions.

Althis

This must be hilarious.

Sandwich

7:13 AM



BESW

If you fight for long enough, you can actually get tired enough that you just stop fighting.

Althis

Well.

Sandwich

Althis probably wouldnt make it that long

Althis

@Sandwich does weight 210 pounds.

Sandwich

Not true

I actually weigh 198

I rolled Radiation weight gain 1 too many times

Althis

7:15 AM

Really, @BESW. It does seem clunky as hell, but not completely unplayable.

We must try to play it at least once.

BESW

You're right, it's not unplayable.

Magician

@BESW how do cross-mutations work? Can't find them anywhere.

BESW

But it's designed to be un-fun.

Althis

Then we can learn about why it is so bad.

And not ever do it again.

BESW

Frustrating, poorly written, self-defeating.

Sandwich

7:15 AM

The character creation wasnt that fun but it WAS pretty fun

BESW

@Magician I have no idea.

Sandwich

I still think rolling up Maids in Maid RPG is more fun

BESW

@Sandwich Yeah, we didn't get any of the really WEIRD ones.

Sandwich

Lets roll up some maids

BESW

> 898 Freudian. If you are male, roll 2D6 to determine the size
of your genitalia in inches. Apply the following conditions based
on your roll: (2-4") Low self esteem, subtract D6 from reason
and charisma. (5-7") Average. (8-10") Condence, add D6 to
charisma. (11-12") High self esteem, add D6 to reason and
charisma. If you are female, roll a D6 to determine the size of
your butt. Apply the following conditions based on your roll: (1 or
2=big abby butt) Low self esteem, subtract D6 from inuence

a computing pun

7:17 AM

Welp, I have a (radioatively enforced to be) perfectly normal messiah of the wasteland.

Sandwich

2d6

Dice Service

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a computing pun

if only because I can't figure out what cross-mutations are.

Althis

I think that was supposed to be funny.

Magician

2d6

Dice Service

7:17 AM

•

Sandwich

I have the average butt

2d6

•

\o/

I like the fact, that 11-12 does not only add charisma.

It also adds to your "reason".

BESW

7:18 AM

Exactly.

Althis

Because a big dick makes you very intelligent.

user61230

@Sandwich I have a plugin called "Cloud to Butt Plus," and couldn't figure out if you'd just said "I have the average cloud" or "I have the average butt."

user61230

I was very confused.

a computing pun

Well, you know what they say about people with big... brains?

Magician

@acomputingpun They wear big shoes on their thumbs?

Sandwich

7:19 AM

Is that a Joke plugin? X3

user61230

It is a joke plugin that continuously surprises me with random acts of hilarity.

BESW

> 072 Ion cloud. The radiation your body emits is high enough in
energy to ionize the air immediately around you, giving you a
blue glow which is visible day or night, and the smell of ozone.
Subtract a D6 from hide and stealth. cost: none. range: self.
effect: binary.

user61230

If you're really curious, notabar awaits!

user61230

@BESW Ion butt?

Althis

Isn't ozone poisonous?

BESW

7:20 AM

> 442 Cloud cover. Your perspiration evaporates quickly but lingers
around you in a gray cloud which hides your entire body
when you are not moving. You must drink 4 rations worth of
liquids per day. cost: none. range: self. effect: binary.

Althis

Also a very good mold remover.

user61230

"a gray butt which hides your entire body"

Althis

I quite like 442 actually.

Sandwich

Hahaha

BESW

> 829 Envy. You must have everything everyone else has. If they
have it, you deserve it. Those you victimize will automatically
have a sense of what you have done and who you are. If you are
caught, your victims will always wish to punish you mercilessly.
cost: none. range: self. effect: permanent.

Althis

7:24 AM

Hm...

No numbers?

Inconcievable.

Sandwich

So thats fluff then

Rolling for fluff

BESW

> 773 rhetorically speaking. If anyone asks a retorrical question
you will be compelled to answer it whatever the consequence or
cost. cost: none. range: audible. effect: binary.

Althis

That must be roleplayed.

I am just saying.

Sandwich

"Nothing would go over my head, if it did I would catch it."

Althis

It can totally be fun, @BESW. But to be so we need someone who understands this mad web of junk.

That is why we need YOU man!

BESW

7:26 AM

> 750 Biorejection. Any non-biological materials in your body
are expelled, including anything melded, assimilated, or stone
(from geomolecular transumatation, etc.). cost: none. range:
self. effect: binary.

Althis

Nobody else could possibly make a fun experience out of this.

BESW

I am not an expert in this game, and I don't want to be.

Althis

But you do kinda almost understand it!

That is the best anyone will ever get at it!

Sandwich

I'm with BESW on this

We could play Maid

But I'd never play Deadearth

Althis