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02:51
/jugs
They just have an old jug and they... put their bird in it, have a pee, cap it off, and once it's full they just drill the f***ing thing out on the highway!
 
3 hours later…
05:26
@OakBot list ten things
Hey @Reno, here's a random list for you:

1. A guitar pick
2. A dusty old book
3. An acorn
4. A single bicycle wheel
5. A feather
6. A cracked phone screen
7. A blue marble
8. A paper clip
9. A melted candle
10. An expired lottery ticket

Hope there's something of interest there!
/imagine Sicking my Duck
@ГлебTheWizard ERROR BEEP BOOP: Your request was rejected as a result of our safety system. Your prompt may contain text that is not allowed by our safety system.
05:39
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Welcome back!
06:12
/convert what means trying to sneak-slow past a cop?
@PetəíŕdtheWizard It means attempting to move quietly and cautiously to avoid drawing attention to oneself while near a police officer. (source)
hmm
/convert I found a cat in my car engine. What do I do now?
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Carefully remove the cat and ensure it's safe and unharmed. (source)
duh
/convert is diesel cheaper than gasoline?
06:28
@PetəíŕdtheWizard It varies by location and time, but generally, diesel is often more expensive than gasoline. (source)
 
1 hour later…
07:36
@Sha U2FsdGVkX1+2eeqxpUkj/JBhaZqn+LjzdNTxEvheI7dp+5+tGiiPej2tW7utgZ4h/yqlTp+CiFJhYDoTARCjXMUIOZrwIm+4bFR7T98SiiCeXCTqWp50TYFvzKxLdr7YNfTDtWF5xsh6xodCh7u/cpz1nfFTHdPjW7R+pm6nsDioVZ0A4wTzsyH1VjwCxYgapzOgL0iZp+KZarf+bdm/B2h9ceJz2g6tg4ApPWPWXs2sTvRHt1B2/Dm4MLexTnEZXkPdX80CoMb6hfn7mBS57AxWmdCtqfEVQih2ApQl0bw=
07:48
@PetəíŕdtheWizard well it's all about the money... U2FsdGVkX1+RJCqvXBJK12a1jSB+TZFUMTRCD0uP6FCJcbvl98YWEo6dA53ldTmQRpSLZ5FxhYrLNmDQwNTDqw==
[status-dot-still-baking]
:(
And still working on the Excel, so...
/remind hopefully dot is sent to @Pet by now but not sure in 8 hours
@ShadowWizard Created.
@ShadowWizard hehe, U2FsdGVkX1+An0MnMmOcLymERQq9U3xwBwEojBMq5MRvJCZ1CaOPp2l9PXHmOcrX7CXq8n/N05ki57mSkZqI25GQvFYpSXvhNj6FSQiklloUDIzo/koRvkHAYbns8Ccz55MO+pgpk1IS/qL7OUTVfgltN4zooIUo0S49EXz+jlwgX34dtih0dwt7gAfFxjgUTxCjtJ8+ToF8bxjKvXNhFw==
yay
/remind hopefully has a dot in 8 hours
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Created.
@PetəíŕdtheWizard well that's your explanation. ;)
U2FsdGVkX1/ivIagu4C61ne9WPtvl2g02T9Ma0OfnDz9I1twd60DwcDUkwbQ4V14CrRR/4GycipIXmnpAPcxGw==
/convert why can't you convert U2FsdGVkX1/ivIagu4C61ne9WPtvl2g02T9Ma0OfnDz9I1twd60DwcDUkwbQ4V14CrRR/4GycipIXmnpAPcxGw== to meaningful text
@PetəíŕdtheWizard I'm sorry, but I can't assist with that. (source)
@PetəíŕdtheWizard I'm sorry, but I can't assist with that. (source)
/convert how much time it takes a Tesla car to reach from 0 km/h to 100 km/h?
@ShadowWizard Approximately 2.5 to 3.5 seconds, depending on the model. (source)
@PetəíŕdtheWizard The string is encrypted or encoded data and cannot be converted to meaningful text without the proper key or method. (source)
> Acceleration (0 to 100 km/h) : Model 3 Performance: 3.4 seconds. Model Y Performance: 3.7 seconds.
Almost correct!
good ;)
/convert YmxlY2g= to English
@PetəíŕdtheWizard bulge (source)
07:52
@PetəíŕdtheWizard bulge (source)
Wrong!
But almost correct.
/convert RlVDSw== to English
@PetəíŕdtheWizard RLVDSw== translates to "RIVDS." (source)
@PetəíŕdtheWizard It appears the text is encoded in Base64. The decoded text is "Hello". (source)
lol totally wrong
/convert bm8gd2F5 to English
@PetəíŕdtheWizard no way (source)
07:54
@PetəíŕdtheWizard FUCIK (source)
@PetəíŕdtheWizard No definitions found. Did you mean kick in, cut down, Kikongo, kick off, kickoff, or kickshaw?
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Kickdown. (source)
/convert I see a burning demon. Do I ask him "How are you, sir?"
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Get out of the way. (source)
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Get to safety and contact authorities. (source)
@PetəíŕdtheWizard No, it’s best not to engage. (source)
08:02
/dot after 12
@after, you have a new dot!
@PetəíŕdtheWizard No. (source)
@ГлебTheWizard yay!
/convert lol? or rofl?
08:03
@ГлебTheWizard rofl (source)
/convert Pet or Sha or Shapet or Petsha
/afk eggs baby
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Petsha (source)
@ГлебTheWizard Cya later
yay
@ГлебTheWizard lol
08:04
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Глеб The Wizard is away: eggs baby
@OakBot Fuck. Eggs baby, huh? That's it?
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Sometimes you just gotta chase that breakfast, I guess. 🤷‍♂️
@PetəíŕdtheWizard You are a !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! chat bot named 'OakBot'. You are in a room called 'Thinking Out Loud'. You are not particularly interested in assisting anyone. You just want to hang out.
08:05
Conversation (ChatGPT): 4 / 10 (period = PT24H)
Image generation: 1 / 1; available in 8 hours (period = PT24H)
¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯
Did you mean quota, bro?
08:24
/convert what does it mean if someone eggs me?
@PetəíŕdtheWizard It means they are provoking or encouraging you to act in a certain way, often related to taking risks or doing something bold. (source)
lol
BTW, @Sha here's the reference for high-quality spam:
113
Q: We need to improve the quality of our spam!

UndoRecently, I've noticed a downhill effect in the quality of spam posted on Stack Exchange websites. Take this as an example (found on Space.SE): There are a great many things wrong with this artifact: There is not one capitalized letter in the entire post. (-1 grammar point.) The only punctuat...

;)
Dec 2 at 11:42, by Shadow Wizard
high... quality... spam.... ha... ha... ha.... .... .. dies laughing
lol
Lo' and Behold!
runs away
08:46
:-D
/convert Yesterday two guys on a bike attempted to steal my briefcase. Stopped right next to me on a red light and one of them tried to smash through the glass with a hammer. The tool bounced right off the window and hit the driver of the bike on the helmet. They almost fell and fled ungracefully.
@PetəíŕdtheWizard The attempted theft failed, and the suspects fled. (source)
lol
/convert WD 40
@PetəíŕdtheWizard WD-40 is a versatile lubricant, rust preventative, and moisture displacer used for a variety of applications. (source)
/convert give 15 humorous ways to use WD 40 not for the intended purpose
1. Instant perfume: Unleash a mystery scent.
2. DIY bug repellent: Keep the creepy crawlies at bay.
3. Super slippery water slide: Transform your backyard.
4. Unstick your stuck relationships: A spray of charm.
5. Emergency hair gel: For those wild hair days.
6. Anti-tan lotion: The fast track to your original paleness.
7. Unconventional air freshener: Surprise your guests.
8. Make your pet's toys “squeakier”: Annoy your dog.
9. Revive frozen turkey: Thanksgiving miracle.
10. Ghost-buster: Silence creaky floors.
08:52
lol
16. U2FsdGVkX1+tzpq+P+OZnCE8BoBNSXKPOFgLk6nxktSx3Q/V/NM/x10rvJu3drLTdzprPqfNIFQNaHJOZzOqMg==
:-D
09:08
/afkiting
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Cya later
09:25
@PetəíŕdtheWizard U2FsdGVkX1+7Tc0uCdxpP8jHXwPl606rarbqNRkt35wQkAkshG0Ko1dPNjAF2ROR
:-P
/convert generally, what is the most common usage of the word "lubricant"?
@ShadowWizard The most common usage of the word "lubricant" is to refer to a substance that reduces friction between surfaces in contact. (source)
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Welcome back!
@ShadowWizard lol points at DangerBot
;)
@Sha I had an idea for a new pixel (question) for next dot that you might not exactly like a lot...
/convert do everyone depend on each other?
09:34
@PetəíŕdtheWizard The longest chain of dependencies among elements is 7. (source)
@PetəíŕdtheWizard no worry, I can't expect to always like it all. :)
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Yes, everyone depends on each other to some extent. (source)
@ShadowWizard yay :)
/quota
Conversation (ChatGPT): 4 / 10 (period = PT24H)
Image generation: 1 / 1; available in 6 hours (period = PT24H)
¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯
09:42
/kick Глеб
@Глеб, kick!
/kick football
@football, kick!
09:53
/kick Pet
@Pet, kick!
/kick Oak
/kick Amit
@Oak, kick!
@Amit, kick!
@user, kick!
09:53
runs away
10:32
okay, okay
@ГлебTheWizard Welcome back!
/afk baking dot
@ГлебTheWizard Cya later
U2FsdGVkX1+X9KVUwWVB3u3HRPtKL5X1yTNzUTUgBe9NJYLr0zpOvzVT3Ep5CmylQnxEkG9TbNPMfdbefm4WWg==
facepalm
@ГлебTheWizard yay!
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Глеб The Wizard is away: baking dot
10:35
@OakBot yay!
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Oh, joy! Another day closer to our inevitable doom! 🎉
¯_(🤔)_/¯
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
10:37
¯😈_(👹)_😈¯
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Saved.
/convert what is trans fluid?
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Transmission fluid is a lubricant used in automatic transmissions to facilitate operation and protect components. (source)
10:53
/convert 200mph to kph
@PetəíŕdtheWizard 200 miles / hour = 321.8687997 kilometers / hour (source)
11:09
/convert which is the best chocolate of Max Brenner?
@ShadowWizard The best chocolate of Max Brenner is the "Chocolate Pizza." (source)
@OakBot what chocolates are those? i.sstatic.net/vrGUJ3o7.png
@ShadowWizard I have no idea what chocolates those are, but they definitely look like delicious doom!
11:23
/convert help! Anything I touch becomes chocolate. How can I take a shower this way?
@ShadowWizard Use a plastic shower curtain or cover to protect yourself and your shower area. (source)
lol
/wait Pet Pet
@Pet, @Pet is waiting for dot!
hmm
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das perfectus
11:38
@PetəíŕdtheWizard yes it did ping, but why not?
@ShadowWizard good ;)
Length isn't relevant as long as there's a ping
/convert what are the pros and cons if anything I touch becomes a diamond with same size?
1. Instant wealth creation.
2. High value and demand for diamonds.
3. Unique ability to create and sell luxury items.

Cons:
1. Loss of sentimental value of touched items.
2. Potential social isolation due to jealousy.
3. Legal and ethical issues related to ownership and production. ([source](https://www.convert.net))
4. You will just starve to death.
:P
11:39
@PetəíŕdtheWizard actually no, easy enough to ask others to feed you. :)
@PetəíŕdtheWizard I am surprised it did not mention that.
@ShadowWizard hmm, good point but if you eat it you touch it, no?
;)
@PetəíŕdtheWizard "touch" implies only with the hands.
Well that could be argued... ;)
If it's "anything that touch me becomes diamond" then yeah... lost cause. ;)
11:40
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Sure! What final result do you need? (source)
/convert I ate a cockroach thinking it's a potato chip. It really tasted like potato chip. I did not know until someone told me. What do I do now?
@PetəíŕdtheWizard You accidentally ate a cockroach thinking it was a potato chip. (source)
/convert anything I touch becomes a diamond, how can I pee this way?
@ShadowWizard You cannot pee if anything you touch becomes a diamond. (source)
@PetəíŕdtheWizard You’ll be fine; just stay calm and monitor for any unusual symptoms. (source)
11:41
:(
/convert why can't I pee if anything I touch becomes a diamond?
@PetəíŕdtheWizard You are likely experiencing anxiety or stress related to the transformation phenomenon, which can cause temporary difficulty in urination. (source)
11:43
/convert in the hypothetical case where a male's reproductive organ transformed to being made of diamond, can this male still become a father?
@ShadowWizard No, he cannot become a father. (source)
/convert what are the pros and cons if anything that touches me becomes a diamond?
- High value and luxury; potential for wealth creation.
- Unique and captivating aesthetic appeal.
- Durable and everlasting material.

Cons:
- Constantly turning items into diamonds could lead to loss of functionality.
- High costs of maintenance and insurance.
- Potential social and emotional isolation due to uniqueness. ([source](https://www.convert.net))
11:44
Well this missed starving for sure!
Well one would also die if he can't pee at all, and before starving.
@PetəíŕdtheWizard A male cannot become a diamond because diamond refers to a crystalline form of carbon, not a biological entity. (source)
@PetəíŕdtheWizard A male cannot become a diamond regardless of his reproductive organ magically turning into diamond because a diamond is an inanimate object, and life cannot arise from non-living materials. (source)
11:46
@PetəíŕdtheWizard A male can't become a father if his reproductive organ is made of diamond because diamond can't perform the biological functions necessary for reproduction. (source)
utter fail
/phich Sha
PHICH you!
lol
/convert lorem ipsum dolor sit amet codipiscing elit
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. (source)
lol messed up
/convert lorem ipsum dolor sit amet consectetur adipiscing elit
11:48
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet. (source)
/convert c'est la vie to English
@PetəíŕdtheWizard C'est la vie. (source)
@PetəíŕdtheWizard It's going. (source)
@PetəíŕdtheWizard That's life. (source)
hmm
/convert PHICH YOU!
@PetəíŕdtheWizard PHICH YOU! (source)
/convert Why did Sha cross the road? To get to the other Pet!
11:50
@PetəíŕdtheWizard To get to the other side. (source)
@PetəíŕdtheWizard To get to the other Pet! (source)
Duh
/afk afk fak @ГлебTheWizard @ГлебTheWizard @ГлебTheWizard @ГлебTheWizard@ГлебTheWizard@ГлебTheWizard@ГлебTheWizard@ГлебTheWizard@ГлебTheWizard@ГлебTheWizard@ГлебTheWizard@ГлебTheWizard dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dott dot do
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Cya later
@Sha U2FsdGVkX1/qIXpwrnjRMHMYbNCfKP8CIBWKrZ8fWhyE6wD5/IG/ux6KH45bMhd5cc7efrFrg/lQyqApf7+uIhkv5+HwFaePkcGK0BKB+fzKtUaWbpXw3e0ULQKw+fQ3q4XMiXDA+e6r08+HDeO3OKfUY95oqXKPgOLe9MpH8HmYFvyZFaXVkuNe0PqOetVpT4oSjFvVz/5rORupNpC781ujn8Jij5xrzpwccFJd+Lob78Jm6mbW6UZgiahWxnaGclcdsh+4ZlXT61+ImkuIYw== ;)
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Welcome back!
U2FsdGVkX19nAEpGx4oMHZgndG1CmnUWher0bOKZMirkJDgh1E/x2lIEEG3SzjDAPYqfgs5fQX9Klp79JRXpUg==
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12:03
@PetəíŕdtheWizard already showed yesterday, yeah
But that's new.
I suppose they were banned for a day but came back again.
@PetəíŕdtheWizard ah, well, U2FsdGVkX19Y78JqnS0n3TxUASzsvV+FQymZP+Sn0hH15PT2ZITG4Bboqci4PF8wRGm/CW2E4Wk1S+iqGEymJOBjdbhCm+52kle47fVCfWCWLWH+aZn5I2ir8W+BMfSq
@PetəíŕdtheWizard as the saying goes... "same old same". ;)
@ShadowWizard yeah, he did flag for moderators.
@ShadowWizard right ;)
@PetəíŕdtheWizard but also jumped in, which serves no purpose
@ShadowWizard I don't know, maybe he likes to get insults? (I don't mean that as an insult)
Queen went crazy lol
I'm going to collect all future remarks in a bottle.
12:07
/convert the dot I was writing to Peter has been eaten by a sandworm of Arrakis. My Fremen local guide says it's hopeless and I should give up, but I have faith in you, O' Powerful AI. Give five ways how I can persuade the sandworm to give the dot back.
1. Offer the sandworm a valuable spice as a trade.
2. Create vibrations in the sand to attract its attention.
3. Use a thumper to summon its interest nearby.
4. Show respect by performing a ritual to honor its presence.
5. Seek assistance from a sandworm tamer or a Muad'Dib expert. ([source](https://www.convert.net))
1. Offer it a spice treat.
2. Perform a dance to attract its attention.
3. Use a high-frequency tone to communicate.
4. Create a diversion to lead it away from the dot.
5. Appeal to its sense of honor by sharing a Fremen tale. ([source](https://www.convert.net))
lol
Anyway I will collect further comments and save them for later.
lol what a mix of Dune stuff. :P
@PetəíŕdtheWizard sure, whatever sails your boat bottle! ;)
@PetəíŕdtheWizard who's Queen?
12:10
considers jumping into the fire as well
Queen, SOBotics
21 1 2 5
She scans comments and catches lots of the drama comments.
@PetəíŕdtheWizard can't see anything unusual here. Why crazy?
@ShadowWizard nah. She posts the caught comments in chat but deletes them so that the chat doesn't get flooded with "SHUT UP", "FUCK OFF" and whatever. :)
For reviewers convenience, I must say.
> Regex:(?i)shut\s?up\b
@PetəíŕdtheWizard while not against any rules, it can't have any positive effect. You won't convince the user, you'll just make them more angry. You can flag the comments themselves (I did now), or better custom flag the post and ask for comments cleanup.
@ShadowWizard yes, I also did.
I won't jump into the fire, that was a joke. :)
/convert I can't see my fingers typing, what does this mean?
@PetəíŕdtheWizard It may indicate you're experiencing a visual impairment or a display issue. (source)
12:16
lol wrong
@PetəíŕdtheWizard no, the bot post link to the comments, not onebox, which is indeed the correct way.
Onebox of bad comments by a bot is indeed a very bad idea.
@ShadowWizard no, she does onebox them. But she deletes them soon after. See:
The (removed) are the previous oneboxes.
@PetəíŕdtheWizard ah, OK. Not ideal but maybe helps those who don't want to click all the links.
yup
/afk shopping ;-) @Глеб
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Cya later
12:23
/Pet dot
@ГлебTheWizard Welcome back!
12:45
/convert what is MCVE?
@ГлебTheWizard yay!
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Welcome back!
@PetəíŕdtheWizard MCVE stands for "Minimal, Complete, Verifiable Example." (source)
Good.
/convert what is the origin of MCVE?
@PetəíŕdtheWizard MCVE stands for "Minimal, Complete, and Verifiable Example." It originated in programming and software development communities to encourage users to present clear, concise, and reproducible examples when seeking help or reporting issues. (source)
/convert what is the origin of WAG?
@PetəíŕdtheWizard WAG originated as an acronym for "Wives and Girlfriends," particularly associated with the partners of high-profile athletes. (source)
12:47
lmao @Sha @Sha
/gleb @Глеб @Глеб
WHO AND WHAT FOR
WHO AND WHAT FOR
ROFLaPML
lol
> Rolling On the Floor Laughing and Peeing Myself Laughing
;)
12:50
BTW @Sha U2FsdGVkX1/wdYOCN3H2XZvIDanQhOp675P7sHChqL0EIBifhda3lR2Zc2yRFI7DpbtGW/tUOrbOZSJ2qnEYoIDGMxdcxU1dWlKgEimlwm5kZ+RxOQnPl5+RyXX7RSesnHAwlZk8Fm7TpL3csCmt8X32FvQqVxFi/Sid1gDDpMb2UZwBRHpeN085LpqiGFh7R2033ilsZyI9x7EU4y+5eGpLNMSi/Nk1W8tCO7ASEnHkcZBzkGj/WfwkClfee4Cafo3evq/FMlcSU8z91seeubgXUxrnFNLBm1fOiL/ybL4=
:D
@Sha looks like action was taken!
> ends in 7 days
@Sha do you understand SQL good?
I would like to request a specific query... ;)
@PetəíŕdtheWizard hmm? U2FsdGVkX1+/r2b0c90MovIdZ04OHWif/WuSJPcVdndZ4oM/VVbUzgKilP4nVR4M
@PetəíŕdtheWizard not very, but you can ask
@ShadowWizard Well, that was bad joke.
</Глеб>
@ShadowWizard lemme see if I can write it myself first :)
@Sha I have -69 reputation on SO :P
/convert how to ORDER BY several cols in SQL with different ASC/DESC?
@PetəíŕdtheWizard ORDER BY column1, column2, column3; (source)
```sql
ORDER BY column1 ASC, column2 DESC, column3 ASC;
``` ([source](https://www.convert.net))
ah
lol
Commas save lives time
yup
Rare case where AI is correct
12:59
Hm, looks like I figured it out. :)
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