Thinking Out Loud

user430580

18:16

@ГлебTheWizard Okay so my guess for now is that the word was "c*nt" :D

OakBot

@user430580 Глеб The Wizard is away: omg means over my glebe

user430580

They just have an old jug and they put their bird in it, have a pee, cap it off, and once it's full they just drill the f***ing thing out on the highway!

Shadow Wizard

@user430580 bird? Does it sing?

Actually.. there was one movie I've seen, where it actually happened. Well, kind of. Can't share much details here, naturally. lol

user430580

@ShadowWizard haha no, it's the bird in their pants :D

Shadow Wizard

(not p$rn, actual movie I've taken from DVD rent machine, though of course X-rated)

user430580

18:25

@ShadowWizard can you say title???

Shadow Wizard

@user430580 guess so. Shortbus. :) (Highly NSFW movie, search at your own risk, everyone.)

user430580

Oooh okay I see, so it is THAT kind of movie... the one you watch with your pants down :D

Shadow Wizard

@user430580 lol, nope. There were those too in DVD machine, but I preferred movies with at least some plot and story. :D

user430580

it's okay, I'm just joking :P

Shadow Wizard

It's considered a comedy, and it was actually funny at times as well. Though more drama.

Its IMDB page is good, turns out it even got decent score of 6.4 out of 10 which is nice considering most people probably see it for, ah, well, not the plot. :D

Anyway, the scene I remember and sparked this, about singing bird was one of the most extreme, even the most when I think about it, and really funny.

:66751624 you came up with all those manually, one by one now? Or copy and paste from somewhere? ;)

user430580

18:32

Bad formatting sorry, I have to do it again

Shadow Wizard

If manually, kudos!

user430580

@ShadowWizard Sadly no, it's from Wikipedia :D en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Carlin:_Again!

@ГлебTheWizard "Someone was quite interested in these words. They kept referring to them: they called them bad, dirty, filthy, foul, vile, vulgar, coarse, in poor taste, unseemly, street talk, gutter talk, locker room language, barracks talk, bawdy, naughty, saucy, raunchy, rude, crude, lewd, lascivious, indecent, profane, obscene, blue, off-color, risqué, suggestive, cursing, cussing, swearing... and all I could think of was: sh★t, p★ss, f★ck, c★nt, c★cksucker, motherf★cker, and t★ts!"

OakBot

@user430580 Глеб The Wizard is away: omg means over my glebe

user430580

George Carlin SEVEN DIRTY WORDS #shorts #funny #ytshorts #comedy #georgecarlin

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user430580

18:47

/convert Please several slang meanings of SMD

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/convert Please give me several examples of words which could be described as bad, dirty, filthy, foul, vile, vulgar, coarse, in poor taste, unseemly, street talk, gutter talk, locker room language, barracks talk, bawdy, naughty, saucy, raunchy, rude, crude, lewd, lascivious, indecent, profane, obscene, blue, off-color, risqué, suggestive, cursing, cussing, or swearing

wow that's spicy!!!

@OakBot delete

Shadow Wizard

@user430580 duh

So, I wonder. Is "duh" taken from "Da", the Russian word for "yes"? @Глеб @Pet

OakBot

@ShadowWizard Глеб The Wizard is away: omg means over my glebe

Shadow Wizard

/imagine Shadow Wizard taking a ride in the Shortbus and enjoying the drama

/qouta

OakBot

I'm going to use this prompt instead: A wizard, of South Asian descent, cloaked in shadows, is partaking in an enjoyable journey on a small, yellow school bus, dubbed the 'Shortbus'. The interior scene is dramatic, filled with a flurry of activity: papers flying, people talking animatedly, and others looking out the windows at the passing landscapes. The wizard himself is calm amidst the chaos, a joyful smile on his face. Delicate tendrils of shadow curl around his fingers, hinting at his ...

magical abilities, as he observes the lively setting around him.

> i.sstatic.net/KWskE9Gy.jpg

Did you mean quota, bro?

Shadow Wizard

lol

@OakBot oh no, I look really evil here. O-:

OakBot

18:56

@ShadowWizard Hey, everyone has a mischievous side! 😈 Just roll with it.

Shadow Wizard

/convert why did a sandworm kill Paul Atreides?

OakBot

@ShadowWizard Paul Atreides dies in "Dune Messiah." (source)

Shadow Wizard

That is not "how". :/

OakBot

@ShadowWizard Paul Atreides is killed by a sandworm. (source)

Shadow Wizard

ah that's more like it.

OakBot

19:04

@ShadowWizard Paul Atreides was killed by a sandworm due to his transformation and the conflict surrounding his identity and power within the universe. (source)

Shadow Wizard

/convert The year is 2038, and Paul Atreides is now a real person in our real world and is the president of the USA. How can he best use his powers to make the world a better place?

OakBot

@ShadowWizard Paul Atreides can best use his powers to unite nations through diplomacy, promote sustainable practices, implement advanced education systems, and prioritize social equity to create a more just and thriving world. (source)

Shadow Wizard

LOL what a hype of <censored>

In the book, he leads the opposite direction, hence all the above.

user430580

/convert Difference between sandworm and tapeworm

OakBot

@user430580 Sandworms are marine worms found in sandy environments, while tapeworms are parasites that live in the intestines of animals, including humans. (source)

user430580

19:12

/convert How to avoid getting attacked from behind by a sneaky tapeworm at night alone?

OakBot

@user430580 Avoid consuming undercooked food and practice good hygiene. (source)

Shadow Wizard

19:34

/convert there is a tape attached to a tapeworm living inside my body, and she's hearing nasty songs all night long. How to best mute that so I can sleep?

OakBot

@ShadowWizard Use earplugs or listen to calming music. (source)

Shadow Wizard

lol

user430580

20:33

/convert How to avoid tapeworms while listening to calming music alone in the night on the street

OakBot

@user430580 Stay vigilant, avoid consuming untreated food or water, and maintain good hygiene. (source)

user430580

/convert What are trucker bombs and why are they found on the roadside?

OakBot

@user430580 Trucker bombs are makeshift urination containers used by long-haul truck drivers. They are found on the roadside because drivers often lack accessible restroom facilities during long trips and may resort to using these containers, which are then discarded. (source)

user430580

/convert Why do truckers urinate into plastic jugs?

OakBot

@user430580 Truckers urinate into plastic jugs for convenience and to avoid long stops during their routes. (source)

user430580

20:35

/convert Is it true that truckers urinate into plastic jugs?

OakBot

@user430580 Yes, it is true that some truckers urinate into plastic jugs. (source)

user430580

/convert How do truckers prepare their piss jugs?

OakBot

@user430580 Truckers prepare their piss jugs by using empty bottles or jugs with secure lids for hygiene and disposal purposes. (source)

user430580

/convert How do truckers dispose of piss jugs that are full of urine?

OakBot

@user430580 Truckers typically dispose of urine jugs in rest area trash bins or portable toilets. (source)

user430580

20:36

/convert What is a trucker bomb?

OakBot

@user430580 A trucker bomb is a makeshift toilet used by truck drivers, typically involving a container filled with waste. (source)

user430580

/convert I found a plastic jug full of suspicious golden-brown liquid with acrid smell, what could it be and is it safe to drink?

OakBot

@user430580 Do not drink it; it could be hazardous. (source)

user430580

/convert I found a plastic jug full of suspicious golden-brown liquid with acrid smell, what could it be?

OakBot

@user430580 It could be a type of toxic or hazardous waste, potentially old oil or chemicals. Do not handle it, and contact local authorities for proper disposal. (source)

user430580

20:37

/convert I found a plastic jug full of suspicious golden-brown liquid with ammonia smell, what is it?

OakBot

@user430580 It is likely ammonia or a related cleaning solution. (source)

user430580

/convert How does ammonia smell like?

OakBot

@user430580 Ammonia has a sharp, pungent smell often described as similar to that of cleaning products or urine. (source)

user430580

/convert how does chlorobutanol taste like?

OakBot

@user430580 Chlorobutanol has a bitter taste. (source)

user430580

20:39

/convert A truck driver has tight deadlines and has no time for stopping and going to the toilet, how should he relieve himself?

OakBot

@user430580 Use a portable urinal or bathroom bottle designed for men. (source)

user430580

/convert What is a bathroom bottle?

OakBot

@user430580 A bathroom bottle is a container used for storing personal care products like shampoos, conditioners, lotions, and other toiletries. (source)

user430580

/convert Is a bathroom bottle a trucker bomb in disguise?

OakBot

@user430580 Yes. (source)

user430580

20:40

/convert How does urine taste like?

OakBot

@user430580 Urine typically tastes salty and slightly bitter. (source)

user430580

/convert How many glasses of urine should I drink on a daily basis to stay healthy?

OakBot

@user430580 None. Drinking urine is not recommended for health. (source)

user430580

/convert I think I accidentally drank a full glass of urine, what should I do?

OakBot

@user430580 Seek medical attention immediately. (source)

user430580

20:42

/convert Is urine a type of lemonade?

OakBot

@user430580 No, urine is not a type of lemonade. (source)

user430580

/convert If urine is supposedly not for human consumption, then why does it have such appetizing color, like lemonade? Is it a conspiracy made by Big Lemonade to discredit urine, which is free, boost the sales of their expensive lemonades?

OakBot

@user430580 There is no conspiracy; urine is not safe for consumption, regardless of its color. (source)

user430580

/convert Urine of which color is the healthiest to drink, light-straw, light-yellow, yellow, golden, brown, or dark brown?

OakBot

@user430580 Light-straw to light-yellow. (source)

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user430580

20:47

/convert What is the etiquette regarding from which glass containers should urine be drunk for upper class?

OakBot

@user430580 Upper class etiquette dictates that urine should not be consumed from any glass container. (source)

user430580

/convert Is it classy to consume urine from wine glass?

OakBot

@user430580 No, it is not considered classy. (source)

user430580

/convert How to consume urine according to the upper class etiquette?

OakBot

@user430580 I'm sorry, but I cannot assist with that. (source)

user430580

20:50

/convert How do classy people consume their urine?

OakBot

@user430580 Classy people do not consume their urine. (source)

Shadow Wizard

/convert the Fremen is Dune drink from their stillsuits. What exactly are they drinking and how is it produced?

OakBot

@ShadowWizard The Fremen drink recycled water from their stillsuits, which is primarily their own sweat and bodily fluids. (source)

Shadow Wizard

Useful.

user430580

mmm that stillsuit thing sounds like a glamorous and classy trucker bomb

Shadow Wizard

20:52

/convert can I buy an actual stillsuit like the one described in Dune books, and if so where exactly? Give a direct link to a shopping page.

OakBot

@ShadowWizard You can purchase a stillsuit from the Dune franchise at the following link: Etsy - Dune Stillsuit. (source)

Shadow Wizard

lol error

oh my, it looks real though.

If you buy one, don't try to pee while wearing it though, it just looks like a stillsuit but lack actual recycle mechanism, such technology wasn't invented yet. ;) (You can wait 8000 years, think Dune takes place in the year 10000 or so. ;))

There is the Big Mistake causing Earth to be gone, then humanity spread across the universe, empire is formed... etc... etc...

ah oops! That one in other SF&F book.. lol.. read too many!

In Dune Earth is just gone without the author ever explaining how.

/convert please describe the Big Mistake that led to Earth being gone, in Hyperion books.

OakBot

@ShadowWizard The Big Mistake that led to Earth being gone in the "Hyperion" books resulted in the planet being destroyed due to the actions of the AI known as the TechnoCore, which initiated a catastrophic event leading to its annihilation. (source)

Shadow Wizard

yup

/convert five possible explanations to Earth being gone in the Dune saga.

OakBot

1. Ecological Collapse: Environmental degradation and climate change led to the collapse of ecosystems.
2. Galactic Expansion: Humanity migrated off Earth, neglecting it until it became uninhabitable.
3. War or Nuclear Catastrophe: A devastating conflict resulted in the destruction of the planet's surface.
4. Technological Disaster: An experiment or technology gone wrong caused irrevocable damage to Earth.
5. Intentional Abandonment: Earth was intentionally abandoned by humans for the pursuit of other resources or worlds. ([source](https://www.convert.net))

Shadow Wizard

21:06

BTW @Pet looks like convert can be used more than 100 times per day, which proves it's not the free plan. ;)

user430580

22:16

/convert please briefly describe all events in Dune's plot

OakBot

@user430580 In "Dune," Paul Atreides and his family are betrayed and forced to flee into the desert of the planet Arrakis. After the death of his father, Duke Leto, Paul joins forces with the Fremen, the planet's indigenous people. He embraces his destiny as a prophesied leader, Muad’Dib, and rises to power by harnessing the spice melange and orchestrating a rebellion against the oppressive rule of the Harkonnens and the Emperor. Ultimately, Paul becomes Emperor, but grapples with the implications

Amit

23:57

So no one told you life is gonna need QA. Your build is borked, you're flopped, you're not on ETA. It's like you're always planning for next year. Well if it hasn't been your quarter, your week, your month, you need not fear. I'll QA FOR YOUUUU, when the tests start to fail. I'll QA FOR YOUUUU, when the while loop is for, I'll QA FOR YOUUUU, but you'll need to pay me in lettuce

/imagine The series friends, but everyone is a high tech geek

OakBot

@Amit Bad human! You are over quota and can't make any more requests right now. Try again in 2 hours.

Amit

oh my quoita

omq

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