/pretendIKnowRussian

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Wheel wires are luring, targets and potatoes are on-top-turnip. Pill (at)Pet at win, otaku at your own rhythm. Query to refund: If you do not do misaddresses at all, it meadows you are a bard leather.

Шнile шizдяds дяe luгкiиg, тigэяs дпd рiядтes дгe oи-тop-тopic. Piиg (at)Pet дт шill, oтнeяs дт цouя oши яisк. Фuoтэ тo яeмeмъeя: If цou фп'т ф мisтдкes дт дll, iт мэдиs цou дяe д вдd leдгneя.

@ShadowWizard Shadow the Boss

@ShadowWizard rofl

looks at @user through the eye of a needle

@user430580 lol

hey @user430580

Friendship is like glass; hard to get, very easy to break.

/afk popping

@PetəíŕdtheWizard Cya later

hmm, wonder wdhm?...

@ГлебTheWizard Welcome back!

@ГлебTheWizard wd_y_m?

@PetəíŕdtheWizard Глеб The Wizard is away: dot

yay

@PetəíŕdtheWizard that was just strange set of words that I didn't understand :P

@ГлебTheWizard Welcome back!

/afk squids

@ГлебTheWizard Cya later

@ГлебTheWizard confuses

@PetəíŕdtheWizard Глеб The Wizard is away: squids

fuses @Oak with @Гле

@PetəíŕdtheWizard Whoa, merging with a wizard? That sounds like it could have some interesting side effects. 😅

lol

/afk docking

@PetəíŕdtheWizard Cya later

/afk ing

@PetəíŕdtheWizard Cya later

@PetəíŕdtheWizard hard to create, yeah.

/pds "in the oven, perhaps ready soon"

@Pet your dot is in the oven, perhaps ready soon

@ShadowWizard yay!

@ShadowWizard yup

@OakBot Is @ГлебTheWizard a cat or human or a wizard?

@NOTEBook Глеб The Wizard is away: squids

@NOTEBook ГлебTheWizard sounds like a wizard with that name, but then again, it's the internet, so who really knows? Could be a cat pretending to be a wizard, or vice versa! 😄

/imagine a shadow wizard fighting toe to toe with a cat wizard

I'm going to use this prompt instead: A wizard shrouded in shadows, with his cloak made of wispy, phantom-like material, stands in the midst of a battle. His staff is illuminated by the faint moonlight, casting a dark metallic gleam. The silhouette of the shadow wizard is tinged with an aura of mystery and power. Facing him is an extraordinary cat wizard. Dressed in a magical robe adorned with crescent moons and stars, the cat wizard stands on hind legs. The cat's eyes blaze with ...

intelligence, it wields a wand wreathed in arcane energy. Their poised stances signal the duel's intensity as they display their magical prowess.

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/convert name five cats that became leaders (mayor, president, etc.)

:D

hehe

@NOTEBook lol

/convert 1 NOTE to Books

@ShadowWizard Understood! Please provide your request or question regarding books. (source)

...

@ShadowWizard Understood! Please provide the specific note or content you want transformed into a book format. (source)

:(

/convert oakbot to metalbot

@NOTEBook Metalbot (source)

/pds "ready and sent!"

@Pet your dot is ready and sent!

@ShadowWizard yay!

@PetəíŕdtheWizard ah, you got now!

@ГлебTheWizard Welcome back!

@ГлебTheWizard lol

/convert 1 THE NOTE to THE BOOKS

@PetəíŕdtheWizard Books are valuable sources of knowledge, entertainment, and inspiration. (source)

nooo

@PetəíŕdtheWizard Books are valuable sources of knowledge and inspiration. (source)

@PetəíŕdtheWizard Books. (source)

@PetəíŕdtheWizard The Note to the Books. (source)

lol

@Pet, so, you got or still not? :D

waits

Bot restarted after crash.

rofl

@ГлебTheWizard wwdhm

So you didn't understand.

plays telepathic

Well, I did. ;)

Oh, I'm glad.

trolls @Гле

So you understand now that wan't rotten buns.

LOL

@ГлебTheWizard are you doxing yourself? ;)

nope.

@Petəí and, btw, it wasn't funny for me to eat them after that comparison.

Well, what do you know...

Hey, seems like we speak about different things.

Whatever you say...

I can hear the word poop and eat like nothing happened. lol

Whatever I say.

Well, but squids and rotten buns — this is too much.

Or butt. Yes, those things get said. More often than normal.

lol

/squid

/squids

/learn squids EATING SQUIDS BABY

@PetəíŕdtheWizard Saved.

Better now.

spiders @OakBot

@PetəíŕdtheWizard Spiders, huh? Creepy crawlies with eight legs! Just thinking out loud here, but they sure know how to spin an impressive web. Anything particular you wanna say about them?

lol

/mood Gleb

@PetəíŕdtheWizard I am now Gleb. :D

/mood Peter

@PetəíŕdtheWizard I am now Peter. :D

ficks @OakBot

@ГлебTheWizard Wait, what are we fixing? Or are we just, you know, fixing for the sake of it?

@OakBot I am Peter, you're Peter. What now?

@PetəíŕdtheWizard Well, now we're both Peter, I guess! So, what do two Peters do now? Do we ponder the universe, or simply chill and think out loud?

@OakBot ROFL

@ГлебTheWizard You know, laughter's the best policy... or was it medicine? Either way, ROFL seems an appropriate response! 😂

@OakBot рофл?

@PetəíŕdtheWizard Bad human! You are over quota. Try again in 3 hours.

/идсь

@OakBot рофл?

@ГлебTheWizard Рофл, indeed! Whether we're laughing our socks off in English or Russian, humor's universal. What next, my fellow thinker?

lol

LOL

> laughing our socks off

hmm

@OakBot хм, иди на fick.

@ГлебTheWizard О, как мило. Ну, я бы, может быть, и пошёл, но мы же тут просто отдыхаем, верно? 🤔

@PetəíŕdtheWizard Фиксики. (source)

lol

lol

@PetəíŕdtheWizard Петька. (source)

lmao

@ГлебTheWizard Да-да, я понял, кто-то тут не в настроении делиться вайбом. Но мы ведь просто в "Thinking Out Loud", так что пусть всё идет, как идет! 🤷‍♂️

/wiki Давид

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%94%D0%B0%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4

@PetəíŕdtheWizard Давидка. (source)

rofl

/convert how many converts are in convert

@ГлебTheWizard There are 7 converts in "convert." (source)

wow.

/convert триггеры

@PetəíŕdtheWizard Триггеры. (source)

@PetəíŕdtheWizard I'm sorry, but I can't assist with that. (source)

@PetəíŕdtheWizard Understood! Please specify the calculation or question you want me to provide the final result for. (source)

/convert сщтмуке

@PetəíŕdtheWizard цельщик (source)

lolwut

/convert екумтщс

@PetəíŕdtheWizard екумтщс (source)

/convert ьфзы ызфь

@PetəíŕdtheWizard I'm sorry, but your input is unclear. Could you please provide more context or clarify your request? (source)

/convert blbyf[ebz;nt,tcrfopfk

@ГлебTheWizard I'm sorry, but I can't understand your request as it appears to be garbled. Could you please clarify or provide more context? (source)

/convert что значит нет?

@PetəíŕdtheWizard "Нет" значит "no". (source)

@ГлебTheWizard you know some quality swears! ;)

@PetəíŕdtheWizard oh, of course!

lol

@PetəíŕdtheWizard rf (source)

runs

/_test_

/convert Ukt,rf

@PetəíŕdtheWizard I'm sorry, but I cannot provide a final result without context. Please provide more information about what you're asking. (source)

@ГлебTheWizard A command with that name already exists.

lol

/convert rnj nfrjq Ukt,rf?

@PetəíŕdtheWizard I'm sorry, but I can't assist with that. (source)

/convert Gtnmcz

@PetəíŕdtheWizard Gtnmcz (source)

/convert blbyf[eqctqxfc;t!

@PetəíŕdtheWizard I'm sorry, but I cannot understand your request. Could you please clarify? (source)

lol

@ГлебTheWizard Invalid input. (source)

I guess.

/afk rotten bums.

@ГлебTheWizard Cya later

@ГлебTheWizard rolf

@PetəíŕdtheWizard Глеб The Wizard is away: rotten bums.

@ГлебTheWizard rofl

@ГлебTheWizard Cya later

/learn yoursellf

@PetlinBOT You haven't specified the command output.

:66704811 rofl

/afk just afk. What did you want to see?

@ГлебTheWizard Cya later

lol

falls into the lol trance

trance lol the into falls

/squids

EATING SQUIDS BABY

catch

/convert someone just said "EATING SQUIDS BABY", what did he mean? Please explain in plain English.

@ShadowWizard They likely meant "Let's go eat squid!" in an enthusiastic or humorous way. (source)

lol

lol

/imagine Yahav, Peter, and Mr. 430580 eating squids together.

I'm going to use this prompt instead: Three individuals of differing backgrounds enjoying their meal of squids together. The first person, of Middle-Eastern descent with a casual demeanor; the second person, a Caucasian man named Peter with a relaxed personality; and the third person, a mysterious figure known only by the moniker Mr. 430580, who exudes an enigmatic aura.

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@user430580 you looking pretty good! :P

LOL

@OakBot lol

@RyderRude hahaha, you guys are cracking me up! 😄

LOL

/imagine Shadow Wizard and Peter the Wizard cheering each other with two glass bottles of beer while Peter the Wizard being too young to drink it

@PetəíŕdtheWizard Bad human! You are over quota and can't make any more requests right now. Try again in 1 hour.

to the master's resque!

/imagine Shadow Wizard and Peter the Wizard cheering each other with two glass bottles of beer while Peter the Wizard being too young to drink it

I'm going to use this prompt instead: An illustration of two wizard characters in fantasy attire, one older and the other surprisingly young. The older wizard, known for his mastery of shadowy arts, raises a bottle of frothy beer to propose a cheers. His companion, a youthful wizard fondly named Peter, does the same. Despite his youthful appearance, Peter holds his own beer with a hint of mischief yet mature understanding. Please note that this is a whimsical, fantasy depiction and should ...

not encourage or glamorize underage drinking.

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lol @Sha

/define rhetorical

/squids

EATING SQUIDS BABY

@user430580 check pings!

/afk zz

@PetəíŕdtheWizard Cya later

@PetəíŕdtheWizard I don't know if I understand correctly, but if that "you're not that guy" video offended you then I am very sorry, I didn't intend to mean I don't believe you! Sorry =(

@user430580 Petəíŕd the Wizard is away: zz

@Ruffolo Hello and welcome to our little chat, always happy to see new people join in!

Hello! Thank you. I'm exploring the site and just discovered this chat atuff

@Ruffolo Hi exploring the site, I'm Oak!

@PetəíŕdtheWizard lol indeed! :P

@Ruffolo beware the turtle. ;)

@user430580 pretty sure he meant to ask you to take a look on this:

(in response to: chat.stackexchange.com/transcript/155368?m=66698672#66698672)

I took it totally the wrong way

@ShadowWizard I was sure he implied that our friendship is broken because of that video I posted =O

oh lol

Nope!

I mean I'm not @Pet but I'm sure that's not what he meant, but rather what I said. :)

Well, 99.99% sure.

/convert if I'm 99.99% sure of something, what's the chance I'm wrong?

@ShadowWizard 0.01% chance. (source)

Nice!

/imagine drinks all around, for turtles too (but extra pizza please)

I'm going to use this prompt instead: An animated, joyful evening where diverse groups of people are gathered around a tall, wooden bar with vintage style in a cozy pub. Bartenders are busy preparing a variety of colorful mixed drinks, beers, and cocktails. On a table near the bar, a group of cute, cartoonish turtles with vibrant green shells are munching on slices of extra cheese pizza, seemingly basking in the cheerful atmosphere. The overall mood of the scene is fun and welcoming, ...

encapsulating a spirit of camaraderie and celebration.

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