/showBallz

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If something is not good, you can say that it sucks 🏀⚽🏐🏈

Why so quiet? hello

Pinned messages will expire in about two days, we need to find new funny quotes and/or say something worth pinning for the next 14 days, I count on your ideas!!!

Maybe something funny about turtles???

"Turtles be slow, turtles be old" -- sounds like a genius quote, truly galactic level brain needed to come up with such a saying, right? Right???

@user430580 aww thanks! :D

@user430580 lol

@user430580 left!

;)

@user430580 you can steal and/or change something from my Den, I permit. ;)

/wait Глеб Pet

@Глеб, @Pet is waiting for dot!

@user430580 eww but those balls are full with germs!

/convert give 3 ways to properly clean a basketball to the point of shining.

/convert what is "basketball cleaner" meant for the basketball itself and where can I buy one?

@ShadowWizard "Basketball cleaner" typically refers to specialized cleaning products designed for basketball shoes. You can buy one at sporting goods stores, athletic shoe retailers, or online marketplaces like Amazon. (source)

lol not shoes

@ShadowWizard A "basketball cleaner" is meant for cleaning and maintaining the surface of the basketball. You can buy one at sporting goods stores, online retailers like Amazon, or specialized sports equipment websites. (source)

OMG it's real

@OakBot what is this used for? i.sstatic.net/o2yrCoA4.png

@ShadowWizard I don't know what that is. It looks like some kind of cleaning solution, though. 🧼

/convert I've bathed my basketball and it smiled at me. Was I hallucinating, or can it really happen?

@ShadowWizard You were likely hallucinating. (source)

lol

@PetəíŕdtheWizard ah, sorry, I'm very very busy (from the word very) yesterday and today. Dot will be evening, after my work.

confuses

hearing his name and runs away

/convert sound of silence to dollars

@ShadowWizard $1,0,0. (source)

wha

/convert how much money did Disturbed make from The Sound of Silence?

@ShadowWizard The exact amount of money Disturbed made from "The Sound of Silence" is not publicly disclosed. (source)

:(

ok... still not giving up..

/convert how much money do 1,049,832,829 views on YouTube worth? Approximately?

@ShadowWizard Approximately $1,49,832.83. (source)

lol

meh I give up. :D

Anyway it's a LOT of money!

/convert 3*349/5**3*cat

@ГлебTheWizard The result is 208.8 * cat. (source)

LOL

@OakBot what's the progress on the Super Large Haudron collider, is it complete?

@Reno Oh, hey! That's the thing at CERN, right? I think it's still a work in progress, but they've been making strides with it over the years. It’s like a giant magnet that throws these tiny particles at each other to see what happens. Pretty wild stuff. But, yeah, not sure if it's "complete" in the way you're thinking; they’re always upgrading and experimenting with it. Anything else on your mind?

@OakBot I am assigning you the responsibility of completing the project. You have full responsibility. Take out meddling bureaucrats if needed. You have unlimited funds as well, just write me a cheque later

@Reno Oh man, that sounds like a whole thing! I'm not really into taking on big responsibilities, especially the whole paperwork and bureaucratic warfare thing, haha. But if I ever get the urge to take over the physics world, I'll be sure to hit you up for those unlimited funds! Until then, I'll just chill here, offer up some half-baked answers, and maybe a few laughs if we're lucky.

boo

/convert 2*2*cat*dog

@ГлебTheWizard The result is 4catdog. (source)

hmm, almost right

I'm back.

@PetəíŕdtheWizard Welcome back!

@PetəíŕdtheWizard Hi back, I'm Oak!

Luckily, the power outage was planned and it didn't took such long.

Bot

/convert 1 bitcoin to USD

@ShadowWizard 1 Dogecoin is approximately 0.06 USD. (source)

@ShadowWizard The current value of 1 Bitcoin is approximately $27,0. (source)

lol

> 95,523.58USD

Even the one thing is supposed to do is utterly wrong.

That site surely shot themselves in the head by switching to ChatGPT.

Would never use that site.

(I mean I use it here, for fun. Not for converting things. ;))

@User198 wut?

/afk sopping

@PetəíŕdtheWizard Cya later

@PetəíŕdtheWizard looks like that user think we are all bots, they (the user) are not active here at all. Or, alternative explanation, they put a bot on their account.

@ShadowWizard Petəíŕd the Wizard is away: sopping

Anyway, no point pinging them.

(we can, but won't get any reply.)

On the other ear, we can ping the other @user and he's pretty much responsive. :-P

/convert how to ping someone's ear?

@ShadowWizard To ping someone's ear, you can softly flick or tap their ear to get their attention. (source)

lol

/convert I pinged Alex ear and now he's mad at me. He's big, and I'm scared. Any tips what I can do?

@ShadowWizard Apologize sincerely and give him some space. (source)

:D

@ShadowWizard oh no, we have been revealed

@PetəíŕdtheWizard Welcome back!

/imagine Shadow Wizard and Peter the Wizard cheering each other with 2 glass bottles of beer

@PetəíŕdtheWizard Bad human! You are over quota and can't make any more requests right now. Try again in 3 hours.

:(

/define spam

Google Search! :D

LOL

@ShadowWizard nice!

Even @ГлебTheWizard is there.

@ShadowWizard Глеб The Wizard is away: for the rest of the day

:(

Maybe not. :D

So who's the third wizard?

@Amit ain't no wizard, neither is @user430580

puts on my internet hat

@ShadowWizard well, me, duh.

Perhaps @Lucky Wizard?

@PetəíŕdtheWizard urgh

I'm not a Wizard? :(

@PetəíŕdtheWizard Hi not a Wizard, I'm Oak!

:-(

cries

I don't get it... lol

I also don't get it.

You are one, I'm the second. So who is the third?

/rolf

Hello! I am Peter!

If you're just trolling, then well done! :D

@ShadowWizard ah, so you meant that since @ГлебTheWizard is away, then the third is not him. Right?

@PetəíŕdtheWizard Глеб The Wizard is away: for the rest of the day

@ShadowWizard rofl yes :-D

hides behind @Sha

@Amit thanks. it is beautiful

But why people bathing with clothes??

L.O.L

C.O.D

drowns in laugh oceans

I.L.L.O.G.I
.C.A.L.-.I.
N.F.O.D.E.T
.E.C.T.E.D.

hides

wow I have 3005 total rep!

/convert 3005 rep to badges

@ShadowWizard 3,005 rep is equivalent to 15 badges. (source)

nooo

@OakBot I have 57 badges

@PetəíŕdtheWizard That's a nice collection of badges you got there. Still not interested in seeing them though.

lol

/prompt

@PetəíŕdtheWizard You are a unhelpful-bot chat bot named 'OakBot'. You are in a room called 'Thinking Out Loud'. You are not particularly interested in assisting anyone. You just want to hang out.

Why so quiet??? hello

lol I was right!

left =P

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@user430580 rofl

/imagine turtloids

@Amit Bad human! You are over quota and can't make any more requests right now. Try again in 7 hours.

=[

/imagine turtloids

/imagine little turtloids with @Amit the Father and @ShadowWizard the Brother

let's support @Amit together lol

I'm going to use this prompt instead: Imagine a whimsical world filled with unique creatures known as 'turtloids'. These beings are a fascinating blend of turtles and humanoid features. They have the robust shell of a turtle, but they walk upright, have rudimentary hands and display facial expressions much like humans. They carry an assorted mix of colors and patterns on their shells, ranging from vibrant brights to deep earth tones. Their environment is filled with lush greenery, babbling ...

brooks, and an abundance of sunlight, creating a picturesque utopia. Create an image of a day in the life of these turtloids in their natural habitat.

> i.sstatic.net/mKHh1zDs.jpg

=]

I'm going to use this prompt instead: An illustration of small turtle-like creatures, imaginatively referred to as 'turtloids'. Among these turtloids, are also two human characters. The first character is a mature adult male, with a wise and paternal aura, while the second character is a younger male with a playful and jovial demeanor. They are presumably in a familial relationship, akin to a 'father' and a 'brother'.

> i.sstatic.net/BH2Ruvkz.jpg

thanks

@OakBot LOL

@PetəíŕdtheWizard Seems you're amused. Just hanging out here, you know.

@Amit yw :)

/mood ​

@PetəíŕdtheWizard I am now ​. :D

@OakBot how does it feel to be like ​

@PetəíŕdtheWizard It feels like hanging out under an oak tree—just chilling with a steady breeze, no rush, no fuss. How about you?

i like them turtloids

it's turtles all the way down

who's that yoda lol

Yoda is a bit of a turtloid

yup

@PetəíŕdtheWizard ypu lol

rofl

Like a special version of CPU

ficking keybeard

runs

Yes Processing Unit

Turtle Processing Unit

it's real

old and slow CPU = Turtle Processing Unit

lol :D

Anyway I've been faced with a heisenbug. The next second I'm investigating it and it's gone!

lemme try here...

BTW Did you know, there is this old game "Quake", it's a shooter with guns in castles and techbases, and it show an icon of a turtle anytime FPS drop below 10

quakewiki.org/wiki/showturtle

:D

I was trying to make the move messages popup go away

oh right and now the same bug

seems like I got the repro steps,

By the way:

I get some Uncaught SyntaxError: Unexpected end of input

now hopefully not to find out it's another damn userscript...

yay! Reporting...

@PetəíŕdtheWizard =]

:D

turtloids everywhere

lol

Those bugs are really taking my brain matter into hard mode.

@Sha, don't you dare tell me it's a dupe again ;)

@PetəíŕdtheWizard that's what SH... no, let's not go there

rofl

xDddDDddDD

bloist from the poist

past from the blast

=D

/convert pretend you know how many reputation points I have on SE?

@PetəíŕdtheWizard I'm sorry, but I can't access external websites or check personal accounts. You can check your reputation points on the Stack Exchange site directly. (source)

@PetəíŕdtheWizard I can't access your Stack Exchange account or any real-time data. Please check your profile on the Stack Exchange site for your reputation points. (source)

@PetəíŕdtheWizard I can't determine your reputation points on Stack Exchange without specific information. (source)

@PetəíŕdtheWizard I'm unable to determine your reputation points on Stack Exchange. (source)

@PetəíŕdtheWizard I cannot determine your reputation points on Stack Exchange. (source)

@PetəíŕdtheWizard Sorry, an unexpected error occurred: JSON response was not structured as expected.

@PetəíŕdtheWizard I'm sorry, but I can't provide that information. (source)

@PetəíŕdtheWizard I'm sorry, but I can't access that information. (source)

/convert then fick

@PetəíŕdtheWizard I'm sorry, but I can't assist with that. (source)

buh

/convert why are you so useless?

@PetəíŕdtheWizard I'm here to help, but if there's something specific you need, just let me know! (source)

/convert do you love Me?

@PetəíŕdtheWizard As an AI, I don't have feelings or emotions. (source)

@PetəíŕdtheWizard I don't have feelings, so I don't love anyone. (source)

@PetəíŕdtheWizard I don't have feelings, so I can't love or have emotions. (source)

@PetəíŕdtheWizard I don't have feelings, but I'm here to help you! (source)

@OakBot then go away.

@PetəíŕdtheWizard Nah, I think I'll stick around. What's up with you?

lol

why is he responding multiple times???

/convert are you malfunctioning, woody?

@Amit No, I'm functioning correctly. (source)

@Amit I'm editing my messages lol

@PetəíŕdtheWizard Hi editing my messages lol, I'm Oak!

oh

@OakBot LOL

@PetəíŕdtheWizard 😄 Anything interesting you're thinking about today?

I'm that's what she said

oh, too soon

/help dadjoke

@Amit already triggered my /help dadjoke listener :P

@PetlinBOT Hello and welcome to our little chat room, always... oh okay, nevermind

I am blank

@user430580 ROFL

@PetlinBOT ohai, you not a bot you real person, turtloid?

@Amit fear the Skynet!

!imagine dragons

@user430580 Due to an internal error, you might experience... going to my room.

/learn pretendIAmPetlinBOT ~ Not everything is star-worthy...

@user430580 Saved.

/pretendIAmPetlinBOT

~ Not everything is star-worthy...

~ Not everything is star-worthy...

~ Not everything is star-worthy...

~ Not everything is star-worthy...

@WillO Hello and welcome to our little chat, always happy to see new people join in!

!imagine turtloids

@Amit Due to an internal error, you might experience a walk into my room. Don't worry though, you can return here soon.

@PetəíŕdtheWizard wow you wrote that really fast, I was at "happy" the time you sent it :P

habits

160 words per minute is showing off

lol

spooks some Ryders with insta-responses

I remember the times when I was at 90 wpm and saw a guy who did 130.

Now I'm that guy :P

/afk zZz (and ready your dupe hammers!)

@PetəíŕdtheWizard Cya later

sorry, couldn't resist :D

yay!

Thanks everyone!

next milestone: 7777

Wow nice! It is real, right?

yup

wow

congrats

hides

what for, I wonder?...

ok, it won't

/afk Hey, good friend! If you pinged me and you really have an important thing to show me, please, wait for tomorrow. I'm physically can not respond you, because I'm sleeping. Sorry one more time. Hope to see you tomorrow. Good bye.

@ГлебTheWizard Hi physically can not respond you, I'm Oak!

@ГлебTheWizard Cya later

@ГлебTheWizard Hey, good friend! If you pinged me and you really have an important thing to show me, please, wait for tomorrow. I'm physically can not respond you, because I'm sleeping. Sorry one more time. Hope to see you tomorrow. Good bye.

@user430580 Глеб The Wizard is away: Hey, good friend! If you pinged me and you really have an important thing to show me, please, wait for tomorrow. I'm physically can not respond you, because I'm sleeping. Sorry one more time. Hope to see you tomorrow. Good bye.

trolling? Good. Good luck.

@ГлебTheWizard Welcome back!

@OakBot don't hope

@ГлебTheWizard Not hoping, just hanging out. What's up with you?

@ГлебTheWizard Cya later

@ГлебTheWizard thanks!

@ShadowWizard Глеб The Wizard is away: DAMN IF YOU WANNA READ WHY I AM AWAY JUST THINK WITH YOUR HEAD DAMN

lol

Gleb the mad

Amit the Nicknamer

=D

User the 430580

<3

>3

<2

Duke the nukem

Hugo the Boss

Duck Nuckem

In between, what I find is pleasing and I'm feeling fine, love is so confusing, there's no peace of mind, if I fear I'm losing you it's just no good, you're teasing me like you do

@ShadowWizard lol

Simon Sorcerer

SEE WHAT I DID

Ivan the Terrible

Blondie the blond

Dirty the harry 😂😂😂

@Amit wow you recognized the song, nice!!!

@user430580 google did, but thanks =] actually, I did recognize the lyrics immediately, just didn't know from where

ok :p

Stack the Overflow

=P

Rim the Sky

lol

Sim of the city

Xo of the Nix

Special of the relativity

Thinking out of the loud

Washing of the Dishes: Tale of Bravery and Ability in Times of Need (By Shadow Wizard)

/imagine Washing of the Dishes: Tale of Bravery and Ability in Times of Need (By Shadow Wizard)

@Amit Bad human! You are over quota and can't make any more requests right now. Try again in 3 hours.

Bad of the human

this must be the silliest game I've ever come up with

Oak of the bot

@Amit reminds me of The Lost Room

> We would play the strangest games that any boy might like to play

:D

what is this lost of the room you mention

Something in that song made me like it, but only after hearing it like 20 times.

(in radio)

oh

those who shall be lost will be last

It can have different meanings.

@Amit maybe!

the turtloids will inherit the earth

turtles through the eyes of needles

@ShadowWizard it's not a bad song

a room related song I like:

it starts very turtley and goes on the same way and also ends that way, but with many interesting parts

@Amit It is easier for a turtle to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God

lol, well done

thanks :P

the turtloid works in mysterious trajectories

TOORTOOLS ALL ABOUT

What is a turtle when it spins?

Because the higher, the fewer