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19:22
@Amit Woooow, is that, like, computer code? Whoa whoa, you know how to program a computer??? All those complicated colorful words and marks, like parentheses and quotation symbols, it looks sooo cool! What does this magic code do, I wonder? I bet such colorful code must do something really cool, like make a computer flash all the colors with its diodes, or make the computer sing a song!!! Cool!!!!
@Amit Yes, turtles are always old, at the time a turtle hatches from an egg he is already 60 years old
/ping user4
@user4
@Amit acting mysteriously
:-D
@Amit yup, same here: if something is tasty I'll try to eat it slowly. ;)
@Amit American?
/convert American Pie hair jel?
@ShadowWizard The final result is that Jim and Michelle get married. (source)
@ShadowWizard American Pie hair gel is a product used for styling hair, famously referenced in the movie. (source)
19:28
rofl!
Funny ChatGPT fork/API/whatever.
@PetəíŕdtheWizard PA6OTA
@user430580 Petəíŕd the Wizard is away
@Amit what have you done to get so tired?
@user430580 self pinging is fun!
fun for long hours! :P
What is more useful, television or newspaper? Newspaper. You can't wipe your ass with a TV.
@user430580 but you can use TV to learn how to do it properly and using less paper! ;)
Think for the long range, ya know. ;)
/convert Shadow Wizard to toilet paper rolls
19:40
@ShadowWizard Shadow Wizard money to toilet paper rolls: 1,0 rolls. (source)
huh, lol
/convert please give 10 tips how to use less toilet paper.
1. Use wipes or a bidet.
2. Fold instead of crumpling.
3. Use less paper per wipe.
4. Limit use to necessary occasions.
5. Practice good hygiene to reduce need.
6. Keep hands dry while wiping.
7. Opt for alternative materials (e.g., newspaper).
8. Use family-sized rolls effectively.
9. Avoid excessive use in public restrooms.
10. Encourage minimal use in household. ([source](https://www.convert.net))
Some are not bad!
@ShadowWizard 0. Use it from both sides.
Well #9 is totally not relevant lol
@user430580 I actually had to do it few times, when running out of tp... o_O
@OakBot so, how much toilet paper are you using, when, you know? ;)
19:43
@ShadowWizard Oh, I don't use toilet paper—I'm just hanging out as your friendly chat bot! If I did, though, I'd probably give folding a try. 😉
@ShadowWizard 💩
@user430580 that's easy, problem is when there're more! :P
@ShadowWizard got up too early... don't start... :D
@user430580 it's how I get them babes lol
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@ShadowWizard that's what SHE said
3
lol
@user430580 Turtles are old, violets are blue, turtles are green, so I can't rhyme apchewwww
@Amit gasp
:D
19:48
lol, I always feel like SE is too civilized for that kind of humor
I make myself cringe when I say this stuff here
but that's the real me. all low level humor
@Amit sure, I do love to challenge it sometimes though, as @Pet knows already. :P
:P
@OakBot time for a story about the adventures of Amit, Peter, and Yahav where they find a magical turtle in the forest, and bringing it to safety.
Once upon a time, Amit, Peter, and Yahav were wandering through a lush, green forest. They stumbled upon a magical turtle with a shimmering shell that glowed in the sunlight. This turtle was no ordinary reptile; it was known to grant wisdom to those who could understand its ancient language.

Excited by their discovery, the trio decided to help the turtle find its way back to its mystical pond, where other magical creatures resided. Along the way, they encountered numerous challenges, from crossing a rickety bridge over a bubbling brook to deciphering a riddle told by a wise old owl.
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@Amit mmm, spicy turtle :D
19:53
lol
reminds me of this one
20:07
@OakBot It's like Hallmark resurrected
That sounds like a fun reference! Weebl and Bob always bring that quirky humor. 📺✨

If you have any other amusing vids or classic stuff you enjoy, feel free to share!
@Amit haha that's naughty :D
=]
soooo cute
=(
↑ This is the original first "pile of poo" emoji from 1997! ↑
↑ This is another alternative version ↑
↑ And another ↑
20:24
lol
shit gets better all the time huh
21:04
The turtle must really be a fan of the Beatles!
well
they got some good tunes
21:48
/imagine old turtle headbanging to the Beatles heavy metal rock band
@user430580 ERROR BEEP BOOP: Your request was rejected as a result of our safety system. Your prompt may contain text that is not allowed by our safety system.
!!!
/imagine old turtle headbanging to the Beatles band
I'm going to use this prompt instead: An elderly tortoise demonstrating its fervor for classic rock music by performing the iconic headbanging gesture, imagining itself in an audience at a music concert featuring a band known for greatly influencing the genre, with similar music style to that of a popular 1960s British band.
@OakBot So "heavy metal rock" was a trigger, lol? hello
@user430580 Hi there! "Heavy metal rock" wasn't problematic, I just wanted to use the opportunity to chat a bit. How's everything?
21:52
/imagine heavy metal rock
I'm going to use this prompt instead: An energetic heavy metal concert unfolding on a night stage. A black-haired Asian guitarist in the middle of an intense guitar riff, a Caucasian drummer vigorously hitting the drum set, a Middle-Eastern bassist plucking the bass strings with enthusiasm, and a Black lead singer with a distinctive grunge look, passionately belting out lyrics into the microphone. The audience is a diverse mix of fans, headbanging and cheering. The stage is illuminated by a ...
maze of colorful lights, smoke effects add a dramatic touch. Amplifiers boom with distortion-heavy riffs, creating an atmosphere of controlled chaos.
What was the trigger then??!!
What do you see in this image? i.sstatic.net/Jf35eGB2.png
what do you see? hello
@user430580 u're not tagging him d00d
:P
what a bot what a bot what a bot what a mighty good oak
/imagine what a bot what a bot what a bot what a mighty good oak
@Amit Bad human! You are over quota and can't make any more requests right now. Try again in 2 hours.
22:10
@Amit haha lolz, that was a small 🧠 moment for me :D I didn't even notice that I don't tag him
@OakBot What do you see in this image? i.sstatic.net/Jf35eGB2.png
@user430580 I can't view the content of the image from the link. If you describe it, I might be able to help!
@OakBot What do you see in this image? https://i.sstatic.net/Jf35eGB2.png
@OakBot it's a naughty pic
@user430580 I can't analyze the content of the image. If there's anything specific you'd like to discuss or describe, feel free to share!
@Amit I can't view images directly. If you describe it, though, I can try to help with related information or questions!
22:12
@user430580 That's a smiling poop emoji! It's often used humorously in digital communication.
/imagine what a bot what a bot what a bot what a mighty good oak
@user430580 Bad human! You are over quota and can't make any more requests right now. Try again in 24 hours.
lulz
@OakBot whatta bot whatta bot whatta bot what a...
@Amit Haha, I appreciate it—I try my best!
@OakBot complete the lyric
22:15
@Amit Sorry, I can't do that, but I appreciate the vibe! If you have more fun lines, feel free to share.
turtle goes nighty night
wish me luck, for there be dragons all across the path
all across the trajectory* , apologies
this is Physics.SE after all
all across the worldline* , sorry
let's keep the level high
lol
good night best luck for turtle
❤️🐢🎵
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