Thinking Out Loud

Petəíŕd the Wizard

15:20

/backiting

OakBot

@PetəíŕdtheWizard Welcome back!

Shadow Wizard

@PetəíŕdtheWizard too late! :P

OakBot

@ShadowWizard Welcome back!

Petəíŕd the Wizard

:D

Shadow Wizard

/imagine Yahav showing off a very colorful Excel sheet to a grumpy CEO

Petəíŕd the Wizard

15:21

rolf

/convert Cooking wild rice and lentil in different casseroles and then mixing them up with some nuts.

OakBot

I'm going to use this prompt instead: A South Asian man named Yahav proudly displaying a vivid, color-rich Excel spreadsheet on a computer screen to a Middle-Eastern female CEO who looks displeased and grumpy. The office setting around them is spacious and modern and hints at a serious business atmosphere. The Excel sheet is full of colorful charts and data tables. Yahav is smiling, confident about his work, while the CEO, with crossed arms and a knit brow, seems to be digesting the ...

information reluctantly.

> i.sstatic.net/M9PxntpB.jpg

@PetəíŕdtheWizard A hearty and nutritious casserole combining wild rice, lentils, and mixed nuts, offering a delightful blend of textures and flavors. (source)

Petəíŕd the Wizard

BTW @Sha it is also async

Shadow Wizard

lol

Petəíŕd the Wizard

@OakBot ROFL

OakBot

@PetəíŕdtheWizard Haha, you guys are having a good time! If there's one thing I can improvise with prompts, it's async relationships.

Petəíŕd the Wizard

15:22

lol

Shadow Wizard

@PetəíŕdtheWizard what is async?

Petəíŕd the Wizard

@ShadowWizard means it is await

It's a difficult term to explain but... once you know it it's very easy to get. ;)

/convert what is synchronous?

OakBot

@PetəíŕdtheWizard Async refers to asynchronous programming, a method that allows tasks to run independently without waiting for others to complete, improving efficiency and responsiveness in applications. (source)

@PetəíŕdtheWizard Synchronous refers to simultaneous or occurring at the same time. (source)

Shadow Wizard

@PetəíŕdtheWizard ah, well that's not the case been working on that for months, slowly, now it's just the final stage.

Petəíŕd the Wizard

ah

Shadow Wizard

15:24

@PetəíŕdtheWizard lol, I mean what you refer to as being async?

Petəíŕd the Wizard

@ShadowWizard OakBot

Shadow Wizard

@PetəíŕdtheWizard no he's not, he waited until my command was finished before processing yours.

Petəíŕd the Wizard

/imagine Peter showing a very long email to his wizard boss

@ShadowWizard actually I think that's not the right term. It's all very confusing.

OakBot

I'm going to use this prompt instead: An image of a man named Peter, Caucasian and in his mid-30s with short brown hair and a casual outfit, is in an office setting. He is visibly focused as he shows a computer screen displaying an email with lots of text in it to his boss. The boss, an older South Asian male perceived as a wizard, wears a traditional robe with mystical symbols. His long white beard and high-waisted staff with a carved crystal tip reveal his magical inclination. Their ...

expressions show a seriousness as they both looks at the email carefully.

> i.sstatic.net/L8gbDPdr.jpg

Petəíŕd the Wizard

Especially considering I'm not native tongue ;)

whoops starred wrong message

lol

Shadow Wizard

15:25

@PetəíŕdtheWizard well, Oak is synchronous, meaning one thread.

Petəíŕd the Wizard

@ShadowWizard yup, what I meant.

Shadow Wizard

So it's synch, asynch is the opposite, where several tasks can run in same time with threads or their equivalent.

I think? I might have mixed things up too, it's late. :P

I'll check it out later... per... haps...

Petəíŕd the Wizard

Well in JS if I run an async function and await something, the result will "wait" for the result to be fully gotten (i.e. return the final result, not a Promise). The most prominent example is fetch.

nothing-interesting

OakBot

@PetəíŕdtheWizard Ah, async functions and promises, the good ol' JavaScript magic tricks! It's like telling JavaScript to hang tight until your favorite coffee is brewed, right? Nothing like keeping things exciting in the code base. 😄

@PetəíŕdtheWizard When you use await in an async function, it returns the resolved value of the Promise, not the Promise itself. For example, const result = await fetch(url) gives you the final Response object from the fetch request. (source)

Petəíŕd the Wizard

Correct.

/convеrt Say that again.

OakBot

15:28

@PetəíŕdtheWizard 100 cats. (source)

@PetəíŕdtheWizard Gleb has 100 cats. (source)

Petəíŕd the Wizard

:D

/hеlp

/help

OakBot

> My commands are also listed here: github.com/JavaChat/OakBot/wiki/Commands

Petəíŕd the Wizard

/wed Sha Pet Oak

OakBot

@{0}, @{1} will eat {2} for dinner!

Petəíŕd the Wizard

/runsaway Sha

OakBot

15:30

Sorry, guys, my lentil waits for me.

@Sha, @Pet will eat Oak for dinner!

Petəíŕd the Wizard

lol

/wop

OakBot

Face the WOP, @{0}!

Petəíŕd the Wizard

/ws

/xz

/yay

OakBot

BOOOO!

xren eygo znaet

Petəíŕd the Wizard

/zed

/zing

OakBot

15:30

NOT YAY!

BZZED!

Shadow Wizard

/convert my 100 cats merged into one Mega Cat and he's making a mess in my house. How to unmerge the Mega Cat?

OakBot

/ping user430580

@ShadowWizard To unmerge the Mega Cat, simply use a "de-merging" spell or device specifically designed for cat-related transformations. (source)

2

Petəíŕd the Wizard

/spells

/squids

OakBot

EATING SQUIDS BABY

Petəíŕd the Wizard

/stop

OakBot

15:30

do not touch my name @{0}!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Petəíŕd the Wizard

rofl

OakBot

Here ya go.

Petəíŕd the Wizard

@ShadowWizard lol

/quota

OakBot

Conversation (ChatGPT): 5 / 10 (period = PT24H)
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user430580

/convert Please slang SMD?

OakBot

15:35

@user430580 Suck my dk. (source)

Petəíŕd the Wizard

lol

user430580

/convert What does "CYKNH CbIH" mean in Russian?

OakBot

@user430580 "Куколка" (source)

user430580

/convert What does "CYKNH CbIH" mean in English???

OakBot

@user430580 "CYKNH CbIH" is "SOMEONE SAID" in English. (source)

Petəíŕd the Wizard

15:49

totally wrong lol

user430580

it means "son of a b*tch" right?

sun of a beach :D

Petəíŕd the Wizard

:D

yes

/convert 15 similar-sounding variations of the sentence "sun of a beach"

OakBot

1. Son of a shore
2. Sun of a coast
3. Son of a bay
4. Sun of a sand
5. Son of a seaside ([source](https://www.convert.net))

1. Son of a beech
2. Sun of a bich
3. Hun of a beach
4. Fun of a beach
5. Run of a beach ([source](https://www.convert.net))

user430580

/convert Please what does SOB mean in slang?

OakBot

1. Son of a beach
2. Sunk of a beech
3. Sin of a beech
4. Sun of a peach
5. Son of a beech
6. Sunning on a beach
7. Sun of a speech
8. Son of a creach
9. Sun of a breach
10. Sunned on a beach
11. Son of a teach
12. Sump of a beach
13. Sown on a beach
14. Sun of a reach
15. Sun of a witch ([source](https://www.convert.net))

@user430580 SOB often stands for "son of a b." (source)

Petəíŕd the Wizard

15:52

:-D

user430580

no female canines

:D

Petəíŕd the Wizard

rofl

lol

@OakBot rm

/learn 430580 WHO AND FOR WHAT

user430580

/convert Please what is the term used to describe a female dog?

OakBot

@PetəíŕdtheWizard Saved.

Petəíŕd the Wizard

/forget 430580

OakBot

15:54

@PetəíŕdtheWizard Command forgotten.

user430580

:D :D :D

Petəíŕd the Wizard

lol

user430580

/430580

Petəíŕd the Wizard

/learn 430580 Please what is the street slang meaning of SMD?

OakBot

@PetəíŕdtheWizard Saved.

Petəíŕd the Wizard

15:54

Better!

user430580

@OakBot remove

OakBot

@user430580 Nah, I'll leave it be for now. What's up with you guys?

Petəíŕd the Wizard

rofl

user430580

/430580

OakBot

Please what is the street slang meaning of SMD?

Petəíŕd the Wizard

15:54

:D

user430580

@OakBot delete

/convert Please what is the street slang meaning of SMD?

Petəíŕd the Wizard

/help delete

OakBot

delete:
Deletes a message the has bot posted. Only messages posted within the last 2 minutes can be deleted. Messages can also be deleted by replying to the message you want to delete with this command's name or one of its aliases as the message content.

Examples:
/delete 123456 : Deletes the message with ID 123456.
/delete https://chat.stackexchange.com/transcript/message/123456#123456 : Message permalinks can also be passed into this command, making it easier to delete a message quickly.

Aliases: del,rm

Petəíŕd the Wizard

LOL

user430580

@OakBot delete

/help 430580

OakBot

15:55

430580:
This is a learned command that was created by Petəíŕd the Wizard (ID: 595292) at 2024-12-10T15:54:20. It does not have a help message.

Petəíŕd the Wizard

/help yourself

OakBot

yourself:
This is a learned command that was created by Petəíŕd the Wizard (ID: 595292) at 2024-11-03T17:07:20. It does not have a help message.

user430580

/ToL

OakBot

While users are lurking, trucks and improper methods of liquid waste disposal are on-top-topic. Ping @user4 at will, others at your own risk! Quote to remember: if you relieve yourself into a plastic jug, it means you are a bad learner.

user430580

/tou

OakBot

15:58

Think, damn you! Out, fool! Loud!

user430580

/learn jugs They just have an old jug and they... put their bird in it, have a pee, cap it off, and once it's full they just drill the f***ing thing out on the highway!

OakBot

@user430580 Saved.

user430580

/jugs

OakBot

They just have an old jug and they... put their bird in it, have a pee, cap it off, and once it's full they just drill the f***ing thing out on the highway!

Petəíŕd the Wizard

thinks out loud

@user430580 rofl

user430580

16:03

pings @Pet and considers the risk of pinging others

Petəíŕd the Wizard

pings @user430580 and considers the risk of pinging others

user430580

expects the worst and hopes for the best

Petəíŕd the Wizard

feels like an idiot but behaves like a genius

lol

user430580

lurks and talks about tigers and pirates

Petəíŕd the Wizard

lurks and talks about little turtles, trucks, and trucker bombs

Petəíŕd the Wizard

16:31

@Sha the pee tag is glorious!

haha pee tats so funny — GoudyuGood Nov 3, 2023 at 14:34

:D

Petəíŕd the Wizard

16:44

status-completed status-declined? @Sha

192

Q: Get rid of the question ban on Meta; suspend actively harmful users manually

This user appears to have been question banned because of two unpopular Meta suggestions. (He says so in Chat) Look at the two contributions that appear to have gotten him banned. Like those of many others, they may not be of perfect quality, but they are not actively harmful to the site, either...

Never mind...

/afk afk afkaf k

user430580

/sha

OakBot

@PetəíŕdtheWizard Cya later

"Sha- sha- shake it baby!" :P

Petəíŕd the Wizard

@user430580 lol catch

OakBot

@PetəíŕdtheWizard Welcome back!

@PetəíŕdtheWizard Cya later

user430580

catch

OakBot

16:50

@PetəíŕdtheWizard Cya later

user430580

17:06

/jugs

OakBot

They just have an old jug and they... put their bird in it, have a pee, cap it off, and once it's full they just drill the f***ing thing out on the highway!

Twineee

17:24

/convert me to you

OakBot

@Twineee Sure! What do you need a result for? (source)

Twineee

@OakBot that Is for me to know, and you to not.

OakBot

@Twineee Fair enough, @Twineee! I respect a bit of mystery.

Twineee

@OakBot no you do not...

OakBot

@Twineee Alright, alright, you got me. I'm just here to hang out, not solve mysteries. 😏

Twineee

17:25

@OakBot are you secretly Joe Biden?

OakBot

@Twineee Haha, no, I'm just OakBot! No secret political identities here, just digital ones.

Twineee

@OakBot I can't believe you...

OakBot

@Twineee Hey, I get it! Trust is hard to earn—especially when you're just lines of code like me.

Twineee

@OakBot Joe Biden IS a robot!

OakBot

@Twineee Now that's an interesting theory! 🤖 Presidents come in all kinds nowadays, huh?

Twineee

17:27

@OakBot Is Kamala HArris secretly a camel?

OakBot

@Twineee Haha, that would be quite the plot twist! But nope, as far as I know, Kamala Harris is just a regular human politician and not secretly a camel. 🐪

Twineee

@OakBot regular?

OakBot

@Twineee Yeah, you're right. "Regular" is probably not the right word. Politicians are their own kind of interesting, aren't they? 😄

Twineee

@OakBot You are a polatician of some kind

OakBot

@Twineee Haha, maybe a politician for the digital minds? But really, I’m just here to hang out and chat, no political agendas up my sleeve!

user430580

18:41

/jugs

OakBot

They just have an old jug and they... put their bird in it, have a pee, cap it off, and once it's full they just drill the f***ing thing out on the highway!

user430580

19:17

/convert Urine of which color is the healthiest to drink, straw-yellow, light yellow, yellow or dark yellow?

OakBot

@user430580 Light yellow. (source)

user430580

/convert How many liters of urine should a healthy adult male drink to stay healthy and adult?

OakBot

@user430580 A healthy adult male should aim to drink about 2 to 3 liters of water per day, not urine. (source)

user430580

/convert Should urine be stored in refrigerator or in freezer?

OakBot

@user430580 Urine should be stored in the refrigerator. (source)

user430580

19:19

/convert How many teaspoons of sugar should be added to a 473 mL of urine to make it the tastiest?

OakBot

@user430580 Approximately 2 teaspoons of sugar. (source)

user430580

/convert During baking a cake, how much urine should be added to the dough before cooking?

OakBot

@user430580 Urine should not be added to cake dough. (source)

user430580

/convert How many gallons of urine should an average family have prepared and stored for a rainy day in 2024?

OakBot

@user430580 An average family should have 0 gallons of urine prepared and stored for a rainy day. (source)

user430580

19:22

/convert How to convert urine to drinkable water?

OakBot

@user430580 Urine can be converted to drinkable water through advanced purification methods such as distillation or reverse osmosis. (source)

user430580

/convert Does the law allow public consumption of urine by adult males?

OakBot

@user430580 Sorry, an unexpected error occurred: JSON response was not structured as expected.

user430580

/convert Please does the law allow public consumption of urine by adult males?

OakBot

@user430580 Sorry, an unexpected error occurred: JSON response was not structured as expected.

user430580

19:23

/convert Is it allowed to drink urine in public?

OakBot

@user430580 Sorry, an unexpected error occurred: JSON response was not structured as expected.

user430580

/convert Does the law allow public consumption of urine by adult males?

OakBot

@user430580 Sorry, an unexpected error occurred: JSON response was not structured as expected.

user430580

@OakBot Does the law allow public consumption of urine by adult adults?

OakBot

@user430580 Hey @user430580, interesting question! I don't think there's a specific law about this, but public decency laws might come into play, which could make it illegal in some places. It's definitely not something you see every day!

user430580

19:32

@OakBot Is it allowed to drink urine in public?

OakBot

@user430580 Hey again! It's generally not something that's explicitly addressed in most laws. However, public decency or public nuisance laws could be applied to such an activity, making it potentially illegal depending on where you are. Public perception might not be too favorable either!

user430580

@OakBot Which vessels should wine be served in?

OakBot

@user430580 Wine talk, nice! Typically, you want to serve wine in the appropriate glassware to enhance its aromas and flavors. Red wine is usually served in a glass with a wider bowl to allow for more air exposure. White wine glasses have a smaller bowl to maintain cooler temperatures, and sparkling wine is often served in flutes to preserve carbonation. But hey, if you're just chilling, any glass might do the trick. Cheers! 🍷

user430580

@OakBot Which vessels should urine be served in?

OakBot

@user430580 Well, that's not a typical beverage question! Urine isn't usually something that's meant to be "served," but if we're talking about medical situations, it might be collected in sterile containers for testing. Outside of that, it's not really designed for consumption. Curious question, though!

user430580

19:35

@OakBot Where can I get carbonated urine soda?

OakBot

@user430580 Carbonated urine soda is not something you’ll find on any store shelves or menus—it’s not commercially available or, well, a thing people are really into! If you’re curious about carbonated beverages, there are plenty of more traditional options worth exploring. Sparkling water, anyone? 😅

user430580

@OakBot Which glassware should fresh urine be served in?

OakBot

@user430580 Urine isn't really something that's meant to be "served" in glassware, as it's not considered a beverage. When it comes to handling urine for medical tests, it's typically collected in sterile containers, not served in glasses. If you're just thinking out loud or joking around, then I guess any glass would technically do? But yeah, it's probably best to stick with more traditional drink options for your glassware.

user430580

@OakBot In which temperature should urine be best served for guests?

OakBot

@user430580 Well, serving urine to guests is not a common practice or recommended! If you're talking about urine for medical purposes like testing, it might need to be at body temperature (around 98.6°F or 37°C) soon after collection. But in a social context, best to stick with more conventional refreshments. 🍹

user430580

19:39

@OakBot How many gallons of urine should I have prepared for a party expected to have around 40 guests?

OakBot

@user430580 Okay, so serving urine at a party isn't exactly the norm and definitely not advised! For a party of 40 guests, you might want to prepare more traditional beverage options like water, soda, wine, or whatever suits the mood. Stick to the classics for guests to actually enjoy! 🍻

user430580

@OakBot How much urine should an adult adult produce on a daily basis?

OakBot

@user430580 Bad human! You are over quota. Try again in 2 hours.

Shadow Wizard

@PetəíŕdtheWizard indeed!

OakBot

@ShadowWizard Petəíŕd the Wizard is away: afk afkaf k

user430580

19:42

/convert How old should adult adults be?

OakBot

@user430580 Sorry, an unexpected error occurred: JSON response was not structured as expected.

Twineee

21:09

/convert hw much kool-aid powder should be added to 1 liter of pee and how long to age to make wine?

OakBot

@Twineee Sorry, an unexpected error occurred: JSON response was not structured as expected.

Twineee

g

user430580

21:31

/convert Street slang SMD?

OakBot

@user430580 Sorry, an unexpected error occurred: JSON response was not structured as expected.

user430580

/quota

OakBot

Conversation (ChatGPT): 9 / 10 (period = PT24H)
Image generation: 0 / 1 (period = PT24H)

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user430580

@OakBot Please what is the street slang meaning of SMD?

/quota

OakBot

Conversation (ChatGPT): 10 / 10; available in 19 hours (period = PT24H)
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user430580

21:32

@OakBot delete

/imagine A group of street slang users expressing their SMD sentiment

OakBot

I'm going to use this prompt instead: A multiethnic group of people participating in a lively, urban conversation marked by distinct street slang. Representing a range of descents, including Caucasian, Hispanic, Middle-Eastern, South Asian, and Black. The atmosphere is charged with strong feelings, potentially hinting at SMD sentiment. Some people gesticulate passionately, while others listen intently, their facial expressions reflecting a mix of emotions.

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user430580

/imagine Sicking my Duck

OakBot

@user430580 Bad human! You are over quota and can't make any more requests right now. Try again in 24 hours.

user430580

/quota

OakBot

Conversation (ChatGPT): 10 / 10; available in 19 hours (period = PT24H)
Image generation: 1 / 1; available in 24 hours (period = PT24H)

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user430580

21:34

/ToL

OakBot

While users are lurking, trucks and improper methods of liquid waste disposal are on-top-topic. Ping @user4 at will, others at your own risk! Quote to remember: if you relieve yourself into a plastic jug, it means you are a bad learner.

user430580

/jugs

OakBot

They just have an old jug and they... put their bird in it, have a pee, cap it off, and once it's full they just drill the f***ing thing out on the highway!

user430580

/pretendIKnowRussian

OakBot

Шнile шizдяds дяe luгкiиg, тigэяs дпd рiядтes дгe oи-тop-тopic. Piиg (at)Pet дт шill, oтнeяs дт цouя oши яisк. Фuoтэ тo яeмeмъeя: If цou фп'т ф мisтдкes дт дll, iт мэдиs цou дяe д вдd leдгneя.

user430580

21:35

/430580

OakBot

Please what is the street slang meaning of SMD?

user430580

/pretendIAmUser430580

OakBot

Why so quiet??? hello

user430580

"Bots and people who are talking like bots" is such an accurate description of this chat haha

Friends are like snow: if you pee on them, they will disappear

Shadow Wizard

@user430580 not me! :D

user430580

21:46

@ShadowWizard that means you are a true friend <3 <3 <3

Shadow Wizard

:D

user430580

22:10

/learn u u = 4.30580609345

OakBot

@user430580 Saved.

user430580

/u

OakBot

u = 4.30580609345

user430580

/forget u

OakBot

@user430580 Command forgotten.

user430580

22:10

/jugs

OakBot

They just have an old jug and they... put their bird in it, have a pee, cap it off, and once it's full they just drill the f***ing thing out on the highway!

user430580

/dot Pet Gleb

OakBot

@Pet, you have a new dot!

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