The DMZ

MechMK1

11:00

Reminds me of a guy I knew

His username was slut4headpats

I think he got banned though

forest

Here?

MechMK1

No, twitter

nobody

@forest How do you do that?

MechMK1

That other cesspool

forest

@nobody process_vm_readv(), ptrace(PTRACE_PEEKDATA), etc.

I'm not actually doing it. Browser heap is probably like a minefield.

nobody

11:02

@forest Ok not for n00bs like me ;)

forest

Well there are probably in-browser ways to do it.

MechMK1

"Hey, can I see a picture of you?" - "No sorry, I enjoy talking with you and I'd like to continue talking with you."

forest

It's just that those are the syscalls I know of that would let me read memory directly from a process without aborting it.

MechMK1

@forest Does it suspend the process?

forest

No

Anonymous

11:04

@MechMK1 sadge.

forest

I mean you can SIGSTOP it if you want to read memory without memory smear.

MechMK1

Ah, okay

Anonymous

@MechMK1 lol

MechMK1

It's true though :D

At least I can make people laugh with my stories

Which is also worth something

nobody

@MechMK1 Maybe you can make some people feel bad for you and keep talking to you too...

Anonymous

11:06

I mean, I shouldn't laugh.

MechMK1

@J-- Feel free to do so :D

Anonymous

But I am not laughing at you. More just the... Way you write it.

MechMK1

@nobody Nah, it's fine :D

@J-- The comedy is on purpose

Always look on the bright side of life

Anonymous

Yes :D

MechMK1

See, the magical power is that I just made a bunch of people whistle

nobody

11:07

@MechMK1 I don't know how to

Anonymous

Speaking of bright side. I am having shawarma for lunch

Anonymous

i cant wait.

Anonymous

lamb shawarma.

Anonymous

mouth drooling

MechMK1

@J-- Sounds great! I'll probably have nothing again

Anonymous

11:08

i wish this fucking delivery driver would hurry up though

forest

Oh shit, look at the time.

raise(SIGSLEEP)

later

Anonymous

yes go make dinner forest

Anonymous

bye :D

nobody

Bye (I thought forests never sleep though)

MechMK1

@forest Enjoy waiting

djsmiley2kStaysInside

11:10

@J-- drooooll droool

Anonymous

i am actually drooling this is bad lul

Anonymous

i really, really like shawarma i would happily eat it three meals a day

Anonymous

but its like 900 calories per one

Anonymous

something like that. probably more.

Anonymous

you know what is really gross

Anonymous

11:12

last year i spent nearly 10k on takeout

Anonymous

im an actual addict.

Anonymous

im actually addicted to takeaway

Anonymous

i cant stop ordering food

Anonymous

ive ate at these places like.... thousands of times

Anonymous

and i like it every time

Anonymous

11:14

moral of the story: learn how to cook..

MechMK1

I can cook, but I never cook well for myself

Too much of a hassle just for sustenance

Anonymous

Precisely the reason I dislike cooking

Anonymous

i just cba

Anonymous

i am very lazy when it comes to anything outside of the computer

MechMK1

I just don't care anymore

Anonymous

11:21

Here you go, I'll make myself feel like a weirdo for everyone elses amusement.

Anonymous

i am so lazy unless i have to go somewhere i shower like once every 4 days

Anonymous

being away from my computer for more than 15 minutes for no reason = no thanks

djsmiley2kStaysInside

12:45

I'm not addicted to being near my computer

but, i'll shower when I think I smell :D

(well ok, I don't let it get that fair...)

I don't like people, in general. I find socialising really hard and tiring.

Anonymous

Oh I am a total addict...

Anonymous

@djsmiley2kStaysInside And, likewise.

nobody

13:22

So the DMZ is basically just a bunch of sociopaths who share an interest in computers... :)

Anonymous

Something like that :D

Anonymous

Could be worse, I guess.

Fire Quacker

@J-- That RPI binex course link only loads over HTTP, not HTTPS: security.cs.rpi.edu/courses/binexp-spring2015

Anonymous

@FireQuacker Oh thank you, most useful.

Anonymous

Is it Linux in the end or Windows too? I forget...

Anonymous

13:29

I don't know, either way. It's a good resource. I am going to complete it once I finish this.

Anonymous

Speaking of the DMZ... We for sure should start the CTF team again!

Anonymous

I am not sure if any of the original members are still around... So I am not sure we'd be able to access the pre-existing slack.

Fire Quacker

It mentions Linux in the syllabus

Anonymous

Nice, thought so.

Anonymous

The reason I linked it is because forest hates Windows so I was trying to find something for Linux focused binex.

Anonymous

13:38

Oh, I am not that far from 2000 rep, maybe I should make a rare appearance on the main site...

Anonymous

1

Q: IPSec MTU DDos attack

I have this configuration: HOST-A <---> GAT-A <---> MiTM <---> GAT-B <---> HOST-B I'm doing a security project on MTU-IPsec vulnerabilities and following this guide of Hal-Inria, I'm able to inject a packet to the gateway A, and change the MTU towards gateway B. Then, because I set an MTU lower ...

Anonymous

This is a really interesting question, but I honestly cannot be bothered to write an answer.

Anonymous

I also just realised I've not done network protocol security for nearly 2 years :D#

Anonymous

i'd have to go read the RFC again, meh

djsmiley2kStaysInside

13:53

Well, I'm not sure what I'm classed as, but I don't think I'm a sociopath.

Anonymous

Do you like chips and gravy? @djsmiley2kStaysInside

djsmiley2kStaysInside

The idea disgusts me

Anonymous

Important question, by the way.

djsmiley2kStaysInside

I'm not a huge fan of gravy at all.

Anonymous

Okay, perhaps not a sociopath :D

djsmiley2kStaysInside

13:53

Rather have mayo.

Anonymous

Thank GOD!

Anonymous

I HATE it (gravy).

Anonymous

Everyone calls me weird...

Anonymous

Its just like.. Dish water warmed up.

Anonymous

Absolutely nasty.

djsmiley2kStaysInside

13:54

yeah I don't 3even have it much on sunday diners and such

Journeyman Geek

Hi wierd.

djsmiley2kStaysInside

@JourneymanGeek at least spell his name right ;)

Anonymous

I don't have Sunday dinners but yeah, I don't like it at all.

Anonymous

Even if I had Sunday dinners I would not be having gravy with them.

Journeyman Geek

@djsmiley2kStaysInside I spell weird wierd , or do I spell wierd weird?

djsmiley2kStaysInside

13:55

Well, I don't really like sunday dinners either LOL

Anonymous

English food sucks, I'll be honest.

djsmiley2kStaysInside

'traditional engish'? yup

Anonymous

I eat a lot of middle eastern food, I really like it.

djsmiley2kStaysInside

tho I love a good burger or sausage.

I guess that's german tho :D

Anonymous

Yeah, German sausage is the only good sausage really :D

Journeyman Geek

13:56

@J-- y'all invaded my folks for the spices. For incorrigible kleptomanics who literally stole an entire building in chunks... y'all could have stolen a little more cooking, and a few less statues :D

Anonymous

Hahhahahahahahah :D ^

Anonymous

I mostly eat middle eastern food or American fast food.

Anonymous

That's pretty much my diet.

Anonymous

SPeaking of american food

Anonymous

i want a five guys really bad right now

Anonymous

13:58

might be time to order more lunch lul

Anonymous

Thank the lord for a fast metabolism

Anonymous

else id weigh 500 pounds

djsmiley2kStaysInside

I just have one thought, how do you afford it?

I mean, obviously there's the health implications, but... my experience of takeaway is, it's not a cheap option.

Anonymous

Good salary is the short answer.

djsmiley2kStaysInside

Fair.

Anonymous

14:03

Long answer is: I never really spent any money growing up, not that I really got any. But nonetheless, any I did get, I never spent. In-fact, even when I got my first job I never spent any money then either. Then I got this job with a much, much, much better salary and for the first 6 months didn't really spend that much either. It kinda' just all stacked up in the end.

Anonymous

Then I moved into a city and now suddenly I spend a lot more...

Anonymous

T & Sugah - Demons (feat. Voicians)

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Anonymous

This is a sick song.

Journeyman Geek

I saw this on the sidebar and read voicians as vorlons

Anonymous

Umm.

Anonymous

14:11

What the fuck is a vorlon? :D

Journeyman Geek

.....

YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND

(actually I don't think anyone here but @djsmiley2kStaysInside or forest is old enough to know, and I don't think forest is the kind...)

@J-- Alien race from babylon 5

Anonymous

Next question...

Anonymous

What in the world is babylon 5?

Anonymous

Sounds like a BTEC Star Trek.

Journeyman Geek

Sci Fi TV show from the 90s...

Anonymous

14:14

Right.

Journeyman Geek

@J-- It's probably better than Star Trek

Anonymous

I wouldn't know. Never watched an episode of either...

Anonymous

Not really my thing, I'll be honest.

Journeyman Geek

You haven't watched star wars either...

So I'm very much describing an elephant to a blind man

Anonymous

No, that's right. I haven't.

Anonymous

14:15

Star Wars isn't my thing either.

Anonymous

I'll be honest, I don't really like TV or films all that much in general.

Anonymous

I like Suits! Seen that? That's a good show.

Journeyman Geek

Never heard of it

Anonymous

Ah, it's a legal drama.

Anonymous

Mr Robot. I like that as well. You must have seen that.

Anonymous

14:20

One show I do like that you're all old enough for - Blackadder.

Anonymous

Now that is comedic genius.

Journeyman Geek

@J-- watched most of it, its on my backlog

Mr Robot that is

Anonymous

Great show. I really like it.

Anonymous

The cinematography is absolutely awesome in that show.

Anonymous

I'd go as far to say; underappreciated.

Journeyman Geek

14:22

@J-- there's not much wrong with the show

Anonymous

Tell that to @forest he doesn't like it :D

djsmiley2kStaysInside

14:38

i enjoyed mr robot but it got silly

blackadder is awesaome

Anonymous

When you consider that the show is founded upon mental illness I don't think "silly" is an adjective you can really use.

Anonymous

Remember, Elliot has dissociative identity disorder, he's also a schizophrenic, a lot of the happenings in the show are delusions, not reality.

Anonymous

We see them as reality because we see them from the perspective of Elliot, he believes they are reality, so we see them from that perspective, but as we find out in the end, it was never reality, it was one he created.

djsmiley2kStaysInside

I mean from the start of season 3 onwards

until that point, I'm entirely cool with it, delusions and all.

Anonymous

Are you referring to the power play between Zhang and E Corp?

Anonymous

14:50

As in, the whole Deus group arc.

Anonymous

If so, then I completely get your perspective.

djsmiley2kStaysInside

See, I got rather lost with it too - I'm going to watch again, but yes, while trying to avoid spoilers (don't read above here @JourneymanGeek :D) it goes from it being a mental welbeing study, to suddenly something else.

Anonymous

Yeah, I get you.

Anonymous

That is a fair assessment.

Anonymous

But, I think that multiple watches are very important to fully understand the story.

Anonymous

14:53

Mostly because by design it is multi-layered, when you throw in the fact that Elliot has manifested his own reality it is even more multi-layered.

Journeyman Geek

lol

that's why its on my backlog. I probably need to binge watch it, and I don't have the concentration for that

Anonymous

I've completed it three times and I still don't fully understand the timeline nor the depth.

Anonymous

I pick something up each time I watch it and add that to the wider puzzle.

Fire Quacker

I'm not sure I'll ever understand the tipping point between "I didn't understand that show; it's so deep" and "I didn't understand that show; it's so poorly written"

djsmiley2kStaysInside

@FireQuacker hah yes

Anonymous

14:57

That is a really, really good point.

djsmiley2kStaysInside

well, if it all logically makes sense, that's fine, I can deal with that

if it's just a huge mess with plot holes that are never even.... considered, then it's just bad :D

Anonymous

I don't think I will ever understand that tipping point either. In the case of Mr Robot, I genuinely believe that it is not poorly written.

Anonymous

I say that because there are hours of conversations with Sam Esmail about the meanings in the show, he accurately explains and breaksdown the show based on the writing.

Anonymous

I feel that if it was badly written, he himself would not be able to do that.

Anonymous

But what do I know, I'm not a writer.

djsmiley2kStaysInside

14:59

George Lucas talks a lot about star wars...

I'm not sure half of the stuff in that makes any sense.

Anonymous

I haven't watched Star Wars so I don't know, but I suppose that is a fair counter-argument given that a lot of people who like Star Wars have the same view...

nobody

15:31

I never really understand what's going on in any show/movie. I guess I'm just stupid.

@J-- security.stackexchange.com/a/248776/235964

I think you'll like this guy

Anonymous

He trusts Proton more than he trusts Starbucks? That's a brave man.

Anonymous

Don't get me wrong, Starbucks are a horrific company but... Trusting the government more than them? Jesus.

Anonymous

Actual brain damage.

nobody

@J-- Starbucks is horrific too?

Anonymous

Yes, slave labour problem.

Anonymous

15:37

Racial profiling.

Anonymous

Corporate greed.

Anonymous

Racial bias.

Anonymous

Cult like following which is pure cringe.

Anonymous

Awful company.

Anonymous

Cherry on top is they charge $7 for a coffee.

Anonymous

15:38

How anyone can consider that moral is beyond me.

Anonymous

I should note, the list is much longer.

Anonymous

If you go look at lawsuits against them, you'll see sexual harassment, discrimination, unpaid salaries, just endless.

Anonymous

Most of these law suits they admitted guilt when they paid out for them.

nobody

All of that is... normal, isn't it?

Anonymous

Well, yes. But it doesn't make them any less horrific.

Anonymous

15:44

It just makes all the other companies horrific too.

nobody

Yup

Anonymous

Closing question might be: what's the fucking point?
Answer: there isn't one.

Anonymous

Interesting, we had a chat channel for the CTF team a long time ago: chat.stackexchange.com/rooms/7384/security-se-ctf-team

Anonymous

Its a shame all the users that were in the team don't come here anymore :(

Anonymous

I miss them :'(

reed

16:00

imagine this command: sed -r "s#(some_regex_here)#\1${some_bash_var_here}/#" input_file

I wonder what chars in $some_bash_var_here can cause trouble

I don't think there can be security issues, but I'm not sure. Other bugs though, definitely with the char # (it will break sed syntax)

I guess I should try

nobody

regex has been on my list of things to learn for over two years now and I still haven't gotten round to actually learning it

Anonymous

youtube.com/watch?v=539YSdKunzI <- this song is super nice

nobody

@J-- I'd love to start a new one. Not that I'd be any use in a ctf but it would still be fun

reed

@nobody how can you live without regexes? They are probably the only thing I know, and that alone is enough to make me look like a programmer

Anonymous

@nobody We could start a new one. The problem we had before was finding CTFs which everyone (or a large majority) of the people in the team could actually play at.

reed

16:06

Wait, forgot to escape a space. Wheeeeee[taptaptap]eeeeee.

Anonymous

I'd be happy to do it once every other weekend (thats the schedule we had before) just as long as there's enough people interested.

Anonymous

Ideally we want 4-8 people.

Anonymous

@reed :D

reed

do you need to be in a team to play? Or can you play alone? Or can you also lurk? I guess I'd be interested in learning at least, or watching what other people do, or helping if I can

Anonymous

You can play most CTFs on your own, yes.

reed

16:09

but not if I have to be part of a team where I need to guarantee some "performance", like a football team

Anonymous

You just sign up. Obviously, the more people you have the easier it is (in theory).

Anonymous

Also, previously we did not guarantee performance, I don't think we'd ever do that.

Anonymous

It was literally just for fun. HamZa solved most of the challenges :D

Anonymous

We just picked a CTF within a bi-weekly window most of us could play and then we just had a Slack channel to talk about challenges and whatever.

reed

I've never understood if CTFs are just "games for nerds", or if they are like a real training field for hackers. I guess it depends on the specific challenge

Anonymous

16:12

I think they train your ability to think about problems more than they train your ability to solve real world problems.

Anonymous

So in some sense that it is just a game for nerds. In another sense, it does help your technical ability but in the way of improving your creativity.

Anonymous

More so than your ability to pwn real world environments.

Anonymous

Thats the best way I can explain it.

reed

@J--, you just made me earn the "outspoken" badge

Anonymous

Umm.

reed

16:16

because you starred that xkcd

Anonymous

Oh.

Anonymous

Right, you're welcome, I guess? :D

reed

I didn't think I already had 10 starred comments, but whatever. Yeah, thanks :D

Too bad some badges can't be earned more than once. This is one of those, I guess. And the "pundit" badge too (for upvoted comments). The pundit badge would be my favorite, if I could get more than one of that

answering questions is difficult, but posting a smart-ass comment is much easier, LOL

Anonymous

^ +100000

Anonymous

true LUL

Anonymous

16:31

Can someone tell me this this -> youtube.com/watch?v=8xe6nLVXEC0 is coming up on youtube

Anonymous

the video is 6 years old

Anonymous

and no offence to the guy but hes not a revolutionary its a well known fact the education system is total trash.

Anonymous

weird video

Anonymous

i dont get it

Anonymous

and youtube algorithm... sucks.

Anonymous

16:34

i just dont get the title

Anonymous

"dont stay in school"

Anonymous

and then he saus what he wasnt taught

Anonymous

thats not a reason to not go to school, the system is just flawed.

Anonymous

this is a harmful title.

Anonymous

if anyone here ever becomes famous: please never use your platform to promote harmful life choices, thank you.

Anonymous

16:35

i'd appreciate it a lot.

Anonymous

i'd go as far to say that celebrities shouldn't really give their opinion on anything political, at least not using their main pages to do it.

Anonymous

if you make music, make music. dont make music about telling kids to not get a basic education because you didnt like it.

Anonymous

thats mind boggling.

Anonymous

its very... immature.

Anonymous

You don't legally have to go to school.

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Anonymous

16:38

oh jesus christ

Anonymous

this is a rabbit hole

Anonymous

this guy is an actual fucking clown.

Anonymous

4 million subs, most of which are kids#

Anonymous

and hes promoting to 12 year olds not to go to school

Anonymous

and they dont have ot.

Anonymous

16:39

i cannot think of much more harmful than this.

Anonymous

the videos 4 years old ffs, im not even sure why im in this rabbit hole but now im in it, im mad about it..

reed

I wish I had the balls to be a youtuber, if I had started acting like a clown (which I am) years ago, I'd be rich and famous now

Anonymous

I think that people who desire to be famous are amongst some of the most evil and morally bankrupt in the world. Extreme view, I know.

nobody

@J-- Shit, I have a slight desire to be famous

reed

in fact I don't want to be famous, my dream is to just be rich and invisible, lol

Anonymous

16:43

Oh look, he's also a metal elitist, who would have guessed it... youtube.com/watch?v=JqbZqK5bK9w

reed

that's probably why I haven't tried to become an internet celeb

nobody

@reed what is the outspoken badge for?

Anonymous

Uses his platform to promote harmful views to under 16s? Check.
Elitist videos? Check.
Cunt? Check.

reed

@nobody ten starred messages in the chat, by ten different users I guess

Anonymous

@nobody I mean, if you want that then I'm not going to tell you shouldn't... Just my personal opinion is those types of people are extreme narcissists and genuinely have little moral fiber.

nobody

16:46

TBH I'm scared of public attention

Anonymous

Yes, likewise...

Anonymous

I absolutely hate the idea that anyone would know who I am.

Anonymous

It's unlikely to ever happen though, I don't have any accounts on any social platforms.

Anonymous

Unless you count this and Twitch, that is my entire existence as far as online profiles go.

nobody

But sometimes I feel like I want to be famous, but more like the way jann horn rather than like a celeb

Anonymous

16:48

Oh, that's totally different.

nobody

or like schneier

Just well known within security folks

Anonymous

I absolutely wouldn't mind being Jann Horn famous either.

Anonymous

I think that comes from a very different set of desires to standard celebrities, though.

nobody

Its kind of feels bad to know I never will be though

Anonymous

You're not alone...

Anonymous

16:50

None of us here are likely to ever be Jann Horn famous.

reed

being famous is a PITA

Anonymous

Not Jann Horn famous! ^

Anonymous

He just makes cool exploits and people go "wow".

Anonymous

That's easy fame :D

Anonymous

Thats the real valued fame.

Anonymous

16:51

When you're 22(?) and you find the biggest CPU flaw in history.

Anonymous

Thats VALUE.

nobody

that's just WOW

Anonymous

Yeah, it is.

Anonymous

It's mind boggling.

nobody

like how can he know so much?

Anonymous

16:52

I ask myself the same question almost every day...

nobody

how does it all fit in his brain?

Anonymous

Sorry, he's not 24.

Anonymous

He's 22. And he found the bug shortly after he turned 22.

reed

Imagine when he walks out of his house, all those eyes following him in the dark: the NSA, Russia, Korea, China, Israel, Isis, etc.

Anonymous

He's only 2 years older than me and he found the biggest CPU flaw in history.

Anonymous

16:53

That makes me... Sad.

Anonymous

I need to study more...

Anonymous

MAN ITS BEYOND IMPRESSIVE

nobody

@reed I wonder how many times he's been hacked

Anonymous

ITS INCOMPREHENSIBLE

Anonymous

jesus.

Anonymous

16:55

22... what the fuck am i doing with my life.

Anonymous

The most hilarious part is that.

nobody

If I tried to learn everything I could at the fastest speed I could, I'd probably be 40 before I could match 22 year old jann horn

Anonymous

Meltdown and Spectre is just two of the many amazing things he has accomplished.

Anonymous

I don't think I've ever written it here before but my dream is to work at Project Zero.

Anonymous

I doubt I'll ever achieve it but.

Anonymous

16:58

There we go, the more you know.

nobody

Hey don't give up hope. You might get there someday. Just because jann works there doesn't mean you have to be as good as him to get there

Anonymous

In-fact, statistically it is EXTREMELY unlikely I will ever work there.

Anonymous

Oh I know.

nobody

And yes, if I ever start binex, project zero is going to be my dream too

Anonymous

I doubt I'll ever give up hope.

Anonymous

17:00

This is all I have really.

reed

My dream is to discover a zero-day, brag about it, and refuse to disclose it to the developers. These big corporations have too much power, we need to stop helping them

Anonymous

^ lul true

nobody

@reed I don't think you can brag about it without it getting fixed

Unless you're careful not to give any details about it out

Anonymous

To be honest, as long as I achieve OSEE by 22. I'll be happy.

reed

sooner or later we will be in the middle of a cyberpunk dystopia, the whole world controlled by corporations that own AIs / Quantum Computers / etc. and people will complain "How could we have let this happen?!?!" Yeah, we keep on helping them

Anonymous

17:03

I don't really care where I work after that too much. That is an achievable goal that relies on my ability, not a hiring process so.

nobody

@reed If things follow the same trajectory they currently are, most people won't realize it happened.

Anonymous

^

nobody

They'd be like, "oh all this is for our own good, to protect us"

Anonymous

@nobody So true....

Anonymous

My wrists are done.

Anonymous

17:09

ive actually fucked them up

defalt

19:56

In android devices, Google certifies the public key of TEE. I'm not able to figure out of a secure way of how they recertified the new public key when the earlier one is revoked. Recertification over the air can be MITM attacked. Is there something that I'm not looking?

I don't think TEE enforces certificate pinning for this.

djsmiley2kStaysInside

fuck man, which one of you programmed me earlier to watch Mr Robot? I'm still going.

Is it a 0 day if you simply find it, and it's just a dos?

If so... I found one, once :O

accidently

I didn't reveal it, or even really realise what I'd done. I just caused it to happen, someone else witnessed it, and eventually it got written up and explained.

Rermember how netgear routers would choke horribly, on some misformated text?

jdgregson

20:26

Suppose you find a network appliance exposed to the internet. Access to the UI requires authentication, but you can access the diagnostic interface via POST requests. Using this you are able to run ping, nslookup, and telnet on the appliance from the internet, which allows you to fully map and port scan the internal network.

What class of vulnerability is this? I want to say SSRF, but you aren't exactly forging requests, you're just making the requests you aren't prevented from making. Is this just "Missing authentication for sensitive function?"

Try as I might I can't find a way to escape the command line and turn this into an unauthenticated RCE.

djsmiley2kStaysInside

20:38

if you can telnet... you can just use netcat on the other end

might be fun :D

jdgregson

I've been trying that for a while, but it doesn't seem to actually communicate over the socket. I can get it to connect to my EC2 instance, but then it just tells me that the connection timed out or there there was an error.

nobody

@defalt Sorry I don't know the answer. But it seems like an interesting question. Can you point me to some documentation that explains what the public key is for and how google certifies it in the first place (and then if I understand the stuff, I might be able to help)?

I google "android tee public key" but it just leads to articles about key attestation

forest

23:05

@reed Or better yet, "disclose" it by using it.

Hoarding 0days is a dick move. But burning them by pwning some company's customers is fine.

@J-- Just read this on Encyclopedia Dramatica on the description of London. Accurate?

> London, also known as New Islamabad is the terrifying capital of England and the United Kingdom. Considered by many to be the "Detroit" of Britain... just with less shootings and more stabbings, obviously. A gigantic metallic pot filled to the brim with bubbling hate, heated by the great fires of modernity and progress while its poor stricken inhabitants burn alive.
> Walk the city’s sultry streets and you will undoubtedly gaze upon some lurid act of depravity or violence, like a man in a chicken suit on his stag night mugging a pensioner so he can buy a new round of drinks, or a homeless…

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