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What happened to this place?
 
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05:21
people were in week end?
 
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07:02
I am wondering how that question security.stackexchange.com/questions/120701/… got 20+ upvotes. Is that meant as a general thinking exercise and I am missing it?
07:16
morning
mornin'
08:08
morning
 
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12:49
Happy Monday all who enjoy donuts and infosexs
Happy Monday @Juke
@bilbo_pingouin HNQ - that's what happens...
yup
or worse ;p
13:07
@schroeder - that ransomware answer has a lot of flags. Are you happy it isn't a troll?
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A: What should you do if you caught ransomware mid-operation?

DasyaThe best thing to do is nothing. Doing something stupid might lead to data loss or corruption. Let it finish and then contact the people listed there, pay the ransom and you are good to go. We are professionals and will help you get your files back. Disclaimer: I am a ransomware developer.

13:23
> pay the ransom and you are good to go. We are professionals and will help you get your files back.
pls
@RoryAlsop This looks like a genuine promotion of the service, disclosed in all honesty.
> Doing something stupid might lead to data loss or corruption.
that's actually, true, but...
doing nothing also leads to data loss in the end.
Yes, it is called entropy.
:)
13:38
I'm reading it as the writer is actually a ransomware developer and is being open about it
13:51
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Q: Few questions about verifying a DLL signature?

ArielBi have few questions about verifying a file's certificate. The use case is as follows: i have a DLL file that contains a resource i need. I'm signing the file with a code-signing certificate, and then my application needs to load it (dynamically) and use the resource within. the DLL is also time...

What's the point of code signing if you're going to support expired certificates?
@RoraΖ It is OK (even on a theoretical basis) if you time-stamp the signature and all relevant extra certificates and CRL before expiration.
But then you have to mind about expiration of the TSA certificate.
@RoraΖ I think that he means having the signature remain valid after the certificate expires, which is the whole point of time stamping.
Windows has the habit of trusting time stamps after expiration of the TSA certificate, because 1. Microsoft considers that they would be made aware out-of-band of TSA compromises, and 2. it is not really workable, in a business way, to require re-timestamping on a regular basis.
I have a keyed PRF with a tweak (let's say HMAC-SHA256 using concatenation for the tweak), and I want to generate F(x, i, k) where x in the input, i is the tweak and k is the key, for i = {0, 1, 2, ... , n-1}, such that F(x, i, k) is a fair coin toss not predictable without knowing the key
can I use the full output of HMAC-SHA256 to generate 256 coin tosses at once?
ew math
13:59
or must I only take one bit output per hash, and discard the rest?
jk lol
someone around here should be able to answer that intelligently
@orlp: if you get an actual case where using all 256 bits is not safe, then congratulations, you just found a very interesting property on SHA-256 and you should publish it.
I figured, just wanted to make sure :)
If you want a more "formal" explanation, lookup HMAC_DRBG, an HMAC-based pseudo-random number generator.
well, HMAC was just an example
I was more thinking of using SipHash
14:02
Requiring all 256 bits to be indistinguishable from 256 independent random choices is exactly the same notion as requiring your F function to be a secure PRNG.
@ThomasPornin the reason I'm doing this is to generate the coin flips for Sometimes‐Recurse Shuffle
@ThomasPornin are you familiar with Sometimes-Recurse Shuffle?
one thing isn't immediately clear to me, whether F_1 to F_r are to be considered secret or not
@AstroDan Ah, I must have mis-interpretted
@orlp Yes they are.
They are like your subkeys.
@ThomasPornin all right, the reason I got confused is because you also have K_i, which make it seem like that's the (sole) key
I just realized I'm an idiot, and you can't generate multiple coin flips at once
@ThomasPornin do there exist faster PRFs if they only need to output a single bit?
@StackExchange What's up with Randall and the lag lately? He used to be pretty dead-on to midnight (U.S. Eastern) on his releases, or at least some hour before most people are at work.
@StackExchange its funny, thats how a lot of infosec practitioners are. They just assume they know what they're talking about, even when they spout moose-flavored maple syrup.
hmm. Moose flavoured maple syrrrruuupppp
14:33
not to be confused with maple flavoured moose syrup
Or syrup-flavored maple moose.
Mmmmmmmmm
@orlp hmm that might have been the one I meant
which is the one that comes out the back of a diarrhetic canadian elk?
This whole syrup things sounds like a euphemism for something dirty.
@AstroDan Welcome to The DMZ.
14:47
@orlp You cannot really get faster than a hash function there -- SipHash is supposed to be better for short inputs, but if you get to the 400+ bit range, then a "normal" BLAKE2 or similar ought to be about the best you can hope for.
@ThomasPornin I might even use HChaCha, as my input is pretty much constant size, I don't need a compression function, only a PRF
@AstroDan I'm shocked sir. SHOCKED.
@JourneymanGeek In my defense I seem to recall a similar phrase from a tv show that was used to describe certain... activities preformed in Canada.
15:14
HChaCha? are you trollin?
@AviD I think that's an affliction of smart people, generally. Smart people tend to assume "Hey, I'm smart, my insights on [topic] must be valuable to the world at large, which isn't as smart as me." Unfortunately, that's usually wrong.
15:42
This place seems oddly quiet.
15:53
So we're keeping the malware answer at the end?
@Ohnana Why?
16:11
@Xander and of stupid people, for obvious reasons.
@RoryAlsop I'm happy that it's a reasonable enough course of action. Troll or not, it's a valid way to handle the situation. No one else mentions that trying to meddle with the process might cause more problems than it solves (I know that I hadn't considered it)
16:43
Hibernation should be pretty harmless, unless the ransomware detects it and deliberately punishes you for it.
At least for file based encryption, full disk encryption could be tricky.
I have reversed engineered a few ransomware programs and was fairly surprised by how simple they are. I think that complexity gets in the way of their business model. If they kill the system or reinfect they will not get their money. Plus it costs more to add fancy bells and whistles.
@AviD True. My observation, however, is while less intelligent people are happy to declare whatever it is they believe about [topic], more intelligent people have a greater tendency to insist that you should believe whatever it is that they believe about [topic], and if you don't, if can't be because you have a better (or different) understanding of [topic], but that that you simply can't recognize the superiority of their opinion.
Just an observation, of course.
@AstroDan It's all about doing just enough to make the system work. Least amount of effort possible.
17:09
@CodesInChaos it was tongue in cheek. HChaCha sounds like a silly name for a crypto... thingy.
17:19
Any thoughts about the above ^^^?
> Teach you a binary exploitation for great good.
Yes ! I will hack all for justice !
jokes aside, I'm adding this to the portfolio of learning tools
um... you're welcome? :)
@AaronHall yes, thank you. I probably won't have time to dig in, but I'll try :)
I don't necessarily vouch for it, I was asking for other's opinions too.
I certainly wouldn't run it until I've read the source and am confident it's not going to bork anything up.
or pop it in a VM
the lazy way of doing things
 
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@Ohnana Silly names are a very important Tradition in crypto.
19:09
hi
Pretty sure we've got a canonical dupe of this somewhere. Anyone?
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Q: Server Compromised. Steps to determine further damage on the network?

Anthony KraftSo one of your servers is compromised. You determine this because you notice a weird process running (as root, unfortunately). No helpful information about this process from Googling around. First things first, let's clean this known dirty server up. Nuke it from orbit, see ya later. How do I d...

19:44
i am 100% sure we do
i forget where it is tho
@RoryAlsop @AviD @schroeder mody type, we may need a clean-up on isle 3 (a.k.a this answer) security.stackexchange.com/a/120733/37 getting a load of chatty comments
20:06
@RоryMcCune I'd help, but "protect" only hits questions to slow down the answer rate. Doesn't cut back on commentary at all.
yeah we need the big guns
get in there and earn their $mod_salaries!
20:31
well, started with a protect anyway...
> I know this sounds really paranoid, but let's not discuss it and instead assume that what I say is true.
also, dat qweschun...
already sounds like it would be better on Worldbuilding
@RоryMcCune aisle 3 you goof
btw @RоryMcCune upvoted for the rickroll.
it's referring to supermarkets not landmasses
@Ohnana pls
@AviD yeah I got at least one person with it :)
@Ohnana something something @Simon's mom.
@RоryMcCune +1
20:50
pshaw I'm digging thru all those comments but getting weird errors, only to find that @schroeder already ninjad me and cleaned em out... :P
@AviD Don't ping @Simon's mom, she is busy with... other pursuits.
I was slow because I'm at a chip shop in the middle of nowhere with very bad signal
@RoryAlsop you're getting chipped??
@AviD Won't see me coming - til I strike!
@schroeder you talking about @Simon's mom again?
20:55
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theme song
21:11
@RoryAlsop mmmm chip shops (not that I'm on a diet or anything)
21:33
Was good @Rоry. I bought a black pudding supper, king rib supper, fish supper, chicken and a battered sausage supper
The kids are now happy
ahh that kinda chips
@AviD yeah - I don't need no performance mods
ooh, whats performance.se? sounds even better than productivity.se.
lol @ dad joke
oops
dammit
cuz like, you said "performance mods", and I took that as "se moderator"
^ making it even daddier
21:42
hahahahahahahaha

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