The DMZ

SmokeDispenser

21:10

Oh, nice

A new user is revive-editing old posts;)

TildalWave

@silverpenguin done, look in front of your castle

SmokeDispenser

@TildalWave :D

David Freitag

@TildalWave Silly, walrus' can't have castles.

SmokeDispenser

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Q: Joining and finding team or a mate

i'm a web application devolopper and i wanna enter 2 the penetration testing domain || i already have some basic background on the hacking domain. with multiple vulns. and ... anyway i'm not asking to teaching me i'm asking about changing experiences. however any team or anyone intresting please ...

web-application

wat

are we a contact QA?

flagging unclear what you're asking for now;)

TildalWave

21:26

@DavidFreitag did I get the address wrong? shoot... I don't like it anyway, it has an even number of grill bars

David Freitag

@SmokeDispenser I flagged as should be closed as it's not infosec related under the information page

@TildalWave There's something wrong with you

TildalWave

@DavidFreitag c'mon I was looking really hard to find something I don't like about it so I don't feel bad about myself ... and now you're telling me I have more things to worry about?

SmokeDispenser

@DavidFreitag, it's basically everything;)

David Freitag

@TildalWave Why would liking something make you feel bad about yourself?

TildalWave

@DavidFreitag not liking ... because it probably can't be bought

David Freitag

21:29

@TildalWave What, so I can't like the sun? Or Scarlett Johansson? Or you?

TildalWave

@DavidFreitag I can be bought :D

David Freitag

@TildalWave ( ͡◉ ͜ ʖ ͡◉)

TildalWave

if you buy me that car I'm all yours big boy

Matthew

Evening

SmokeDispenser

hey @Matthew :)

Matthew

21:33

Tonight, I have mostly been looking at cots, carrycots, cribs, moses baskets, travel systems and baby beds. So I came on here for a little more sanity...

David Freitag

51 mins ago, by silverpenguin

SmokeDispenser

@Matthew, not gonna happen:)

Matthew

@DavidFreitag What happens if that truck crashes?

SmokeDispenser

mayhem.

David Freitag

@Matthew That glass is probably 4" thick

But at a guess I'd probably say nothing worse than when a normal car carrier crashes

Matthew

21:37

@DavidFreitag Hmm, OK. I was more concerned about the carriageway being covered in tonnes of safety glass cubes!

TildalWave

I doubt it's glass, probably plexi

Matthew

A normal car carrier would just drop cars, surely...

David Freitag

@TildalWave Same difference really

TildalWave

@DavidFreitag same difference? :O to what?

David Freitag

@TildalWave Everything!

TildalWave

21:39

lOl

David Freitag

22:00

65

Q: Would a bear cavalry be feasible?

Over the course of history humanity rode several kinds of animals to war: horses, camels and elephants being the most common. However, bears are not amongst them. So I was wondering, if they could be properly domesticated and/or trained, would bears be feasible as ridable animals in wartime situ...

reality-check warfare fauna

> Traditionally when an army ran low on supplies, the men would start eating the mounts. When an army with bears starts to run low on supplies, the mounts would start eating the men. This could be really bad for morale.

cc:\ @ThomasPornin

Thomas Pornin

@DavidFreitag @AviD already reported that question.

Scroll down the answers...

David Freitag

Aw dang

@ThomasPornin But this presumes that such a world where bears can be trained could never exist.

SmokeDispenser

:D

Matthew

@DavidFreitag I saw it in the sidebar, and misread as "bear carvery", which was a very different concept

Thomas Pornin

@DavidFreitag Bears can be trained -- but not in full battalions.

David Freitag

22:03

@ThomasPornin But what I mean is you are ruling out the possibility of a world where bears evolved as pack animals

Mark Buffalo

Bear stampede

►

lol

Thomas Pornin

@DavidFreitag We occasionally meet opportunistic groups, even with polar bears, which is a novelty.

David Freitag

@MarkBuffalo lol, I love how he rolls the window up like oh fuck

SmokeDispenser

good night guys.

Thomas Pornin

But these groups don't last.

David Freitag

22:05

@SmokeDispenser Sleep tight. Turn the ringer off! :]

Mark Buffalo

this must be mating season

David Freitag

@MarkBuffalo It's a zoo habitat

Mark Buffalo

ah

David Freitag

Notice the fence that surrounds the area

TildalWave

@ThomasPornin oww man +1 just for mentioning Guns, Germs, and Steel

also for reality check that the question is actually tagged with

Thomas Pornin

22:08

By the way I met a llama. Two hours ago.

David Freitag

@ThomasPornin Interesting. How did it taste?

Man listening to Sum 41 is a stroll down memory lane

Mark Buffalo

@ThomasPornin Was his name @LucasKauffman?

Thomas Pornin

@MarkBuffalo It didn't say. But I don't speak Dutch.

TildalWave

maybe it was Carl

David Freitag

@JAB: "gird your loins" (=accingere lumbos) is a Biblical expression: for example, Jer 1:17, 2 Kings 4:29, Prov 31:17, and (NT) Eph 16:14 — brianpck 2 hours ago

SmokeDispenser

22:21

@DavidFreitag do that always at night, just not for a quick nap:)

kalina

\o

David Freitag

o/

kalina

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David Freitag

\(ツ)/

kalina

@DavidFreitag your nonchalance over a speeding truck murdering people is shocking

David Freitag

22:27

@kalina I'm dead inside.

kalina

yes but that's next level

dammit even technology hates me

apparently Windows Hello doesn't recognize me when I'm not smiling

TildalWave

or maybe it acquired a taste

kalina

:o

TildalWave

or sense of self-preservation

David Freitag

@kalina It's why I need to watch Seven Pounds again

need to get rekt in the feels

TildalWave

22:32

@DavidFreitag never watched it... and looking at it on IMDB, why would it have user rating of 7.7/10 and critics rating of 36/100? :Oo

kalina

@TildalWave because f**k the mainstream

David Freitag

@TildalWave I don't know but it's a fantastic movie

kalina

I duno

TildalWave

OK I'll watch it then see what I make of it

David Freitag

If sad movies aren't your thing I wouldn't recommend watching it

Otherwise, hunker down with a box of tissues and get ready for the feels

TildalWave

22:34

I don't mind sad movies, it's the happy ones that I can't stand

Rory Alsop

@TildalWave I don't like either

TildalWave

unless they're intentionally disjoint from reality, then they're forgiven

David Freitag

God just thinking about it is making me tear up

Ahhhh my feels

Rory Alsop

I like sci-fi, fantasy, blowy-uppy, and horror

sad films make no sense to me, and happy films just don't do anything for me

David Freitag

I don't like horror anything. I get SUPER paranoid

Rory Alsop

22:35

@DavidFreitag I love really psychological horror. Gorefests just make me laugh

David Freitag

Like super meth junkie levels of paranoid

TildalWave

yes, sci-fi I don't mind if it's "happy"... tho I can only think of spaceballs as a "happy sci-fi" anyway

Rory Alsop

proper suspenseful horror works well

David Freitag

@RoryAlsop Yeah things like saw don't count

Rory Alsop

@DavidFreitag saw just disappointed me so much

yeah very good - there's some hacking and jumpscares

David Freitag

22:36

Jump scares are cheap and I refuse to watch movies that use them

kalina

boo jumpscares

TildalWave

@RoryAlsop ditto ... most horror is just crap but there's some most excellent psychological ones

David Freitag

Anything that messes with my autonomic nervous system is a nono

They aren't scary they just trigger a physical response

Rory Alsop

@TildalWave the shining - still my all time favourite. Made 36 years ago

David Freitag

Never seen the shining

Rory Alsop

22:38

Or Alien - made 37 years ago

David Freitag

The alien movies are alright

I don't recall them being all that scary though

Rory Alsop

@DavidFreitag depends what is in your head. To me, any film that makes me imagine the worst is waaaaay scarier than any Saw-like gore nonsense

TildalWave

@RoryAlsop yes, both excellent examples, tho only Alien (the first one) is really in that genre

Rory Alsop

@TildalWave yes indeed

David Freitag

@RoryAlsop Like I said, it's generally not the movie itself that is the issue for me, it's the ensuing paranoia the next few days that fucks me up

Rory Alsop

22:41

@DavidFreitag lol

David Freitag

Seriously it gets really bad

Rory Alsop

I don't think I have anything that carries over into real life from any film

with one possible exception

David Freitag

The worst part is I have no control over it

Rory Alsop

a very embarrassing one

TildalWave

I have a career that carries over from Being There :))

David Freitag

22:42

Like "ok, I'll watch this movie and we'll play it cool" NOPE.JPG

Rory Alsop

I cried watching Roxanne - and still well up thinking about it 30 years later

@TildalWave Being There?

TildalWave

@RoryAlsop oww man you gotta watch it

David Freitag

@RoryAlsop Oh well crying isn't that embarrassing

Rory Alsop

WOW - a Peter Sellers film I haven't seen!!!!!

TildalWave

@RoryAlsop imdb.com/title/tt0078841

Rory Alsop

22:43

@DavidFreitag it is when that just doesn't happen

to me

David Freitag

I'll admit I'm a bit of a cryer

TildalWave

(imagines that crying scene from Fight Club)

David Freitag

Those commercials where a military person returns and surprises their kid at school? Oh man my feels

TildalWave

you have commercials like that? what are they trying to advertise?

David Freitag

The military? Not really sure

TildalWave

22:48

back in the US, back in the US, back in the USSR

kalina

so what's happening

David Freitag

I'm about to leave work and get a burrito

Thomas Pornin

@RoryAlsop Martial Arts movies fit in which category?

David Freitag

Somehow I don't see @RoryAlsop being a martial arts movie fan

Not sure why.

kalina

@DavidFreitag maybe you should skip the burrito and get salad

salad is nom

David Freitag

22:51

@kalina Well apart from a small hand full of grilled chicken and a wrap it is a salad

Lettuce, tomatoes, corn, black beans, little rice, onions, crushed jalapenos, little bit of shredded cheese, and sriracha

kalina

it's not the same

it has chicken in it

David Freitag

If I got a salad I would put chicken in it

So it is the same

kalina

but why

David Freitag

Because lettuce and other assorted vegetables is not a meal

It's what my meal had for a meal

kalina

no

assorted vegetables is a full meal

David Freitag

22:55

Perhaps it is for you

Either way, a small hand full of chicken amidst all that vegetable is way healthier than taco smell or burger king

Which are my alternatives for the night.

kalina

bla bla moar salad

MORE

if salad doesn't fill you EAT MORE SALAD

David Freitag

Yeah sorry I'm not made of money

kalina

if you were you'd just spend yourself anyway

TildalWave

I had a fantastic dandelion salad today

David Freitag

Dandelions aren't food.

They're my food's food.

Get in my belly @TildalWave

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TildalWave

22:59

it was with bacon ;)

ROFLMAOTSETUNG

David Freitag

Anyway, off to get dinner, back in a few

@TildalWave wat

TildalWave

David Freitag

1 min ago, by David Freitag

@TildalWave wat

TildalWave

it's history, forget it

David Freitag

I mean I see that's Mao Zedong but I still don't see what you're getting at...

TildalWave

23:03

nothing

4 mins ago, by David Freitag

Get in my belly @TildalWave

I ROFL'd

David Freitag

@TildalWave That was the idea :]

kalina

@TildalWave did you actually?

because... really?

TildalWave

23:25

yes, I fell off my chair man

kalina

your chairman?

you're riding the chairman of the board?

oh the chair, man

no I can't even be bothered to state the obvious

TildalWave

:)

I laughed, OK?

kalina

no

TildalWave

OK OK I'll go roll on the floor too, happy now?

kalina

yes

TildalWave

23:30

want me to roll into something while I'm at it?

kalina

when I say lol it's because I'm laughing out loud

do you see me rofl?

DO YOU?

TildalWave

I definitely LOL'ed this time

missus even asked me why

kalina

I hope you told her the truth

THE ENTIRE TRUTH

even the private stuff

TildalWave

sniggering LOL

aka SLOL

Mark Buffalo

@TildalWave Did you know that "mao" is also a word for "cat", depending on the tone?

Therefore...

TildalWave

23:33

ah yes, you're right, the cat definitely rolled on floor

kalina

ok how about this

you know zombies right

what happens if they can't find anything to eat

they can't exactly starve to death

TildalWave

zombies don't eat

kalina

ok fine

how do vampires shave when they can't see themselves in the mirror

Mark Buffalo

猫

TildalWave

carefully?

Mark Buffalo

23:35

@kalina same way I do. in the shower

I use my natural man-ridges to detect the appropriate path of shavevation.

kalina

@MarkBuffalo man-ridges?

Mark Buffalo

@kalina Yes. There are natural ridges and raised areas on my face that determine the path of shaving.

raised, sunken areas, etc

Hang on. Let me show you

kalina

I don't want to see pictures of your facial hair follicles THANKS.

Mark Buffalo

I shave every day without a mirror

no, you must view the glory

TildalWave

that's no moon!

Mark Buffalo

23:37

It's a neckbeard!

Side-note: I am a neckbeard.

TildalWave

Mark Buffalo

@TildalWave wow what the....fuck

TildalWave

no idea

Mark Buffalo

@TildalWave I sent you a message on the internet machine

luls

crap quality picture though

and it got me as I stopped smiling

TildalWave

heh nice family portrait

Mark Buffalo

23:45

heh, thanks

TildalWave

yeah that's a decent neckbeard

Mark Buffalo

I usually don't like to let it grow out that much

just a really tiny thin chinstrap layer

TildalWave

speaking of which I should probably trim mine, it feels like it's curling up already

damn, the beard!! I meant the beard

Mark Buffalo

ewww

David Freitag

oh what the hell

i leave for half an hour and this is what i come back to

Mark Buffalo

23:49

lol

Have you heard of NetHunter, David?

It's basically Kali for the smartphone

kalina

you can't get me for a smartphone

David Freitag

@kalina you're an operating system

this explains literally everything

kalina

so mean :(

TildalWave

@MarkBuffalo hey there was some question about ability to perform a MiTM attack with a smartphone recently, that should answer it and I don't think it was mentioned

David Freitag

@kalina how is that mean?

Mark Buffalo

23:52

@kalina :( yes we can, we don't discriminate against having you on our smartphones

David Freitag

ah shit i got sriracha in my nose

kalina

an operating system is controlled by a user

TildalWave

bah it wasn't so recent security.stackexchange.com/questions/84082/… and NetHunter is mentioned in some comment

kalina

you're relegating me from being a sentient being to being a submissive slave

Mark Buffalo

@DavidFreitag hate when that happens. Or when I accidentally mistake Sriracha for the lotion bottle.

@kalina then, uh... you can be a sentient operating system? :D

David Freitag

23:53

@MarkBuffalo oooh yeah sriracha on the dingus man that must feel ~~great~~ awful

kalina

I quit

Mark Buffalo

@DavidFreitag Wait, what? How did you think I--- never mind.

David Freitag

@MarkBuffalo Why? what else is lotion used for?

TildalWave

it's funny how all posts were posted on Mar. 19th, but a year apart

Mark Buffalo

@DavidFreitag It puts the lotion on the skin, or it gets the APT again.

@TildalWave awk

David Freitag

23:55

God, I like APT. Bring it on.

Mark Buffalo

@kalina no, don't quit

Security vendors in a nutshell: It puts the snake oil on it's skin, or it gets the hack again.

David Freitag

@MarkBuffalo Do you even know what apt is?

Mark Buffalo

Advanced Persistent Threat?

hack sounds closer to hose. I'll edit it

David Freitag

Now it just sounds like you're going to cough at me

Mark Buffalo

I can do that if you want

David Freitag

23:58

instantwatcher.com/title/80088069

@MarkBuffalo What do I look like, your doctor?

Mark Buffalo

@DavidFreitag Just turn your head a little, okay?

I'm your doctor.

David Freitag

@MarkBuffalo Oh, got it. Man your hands aren't even cold or anything!

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