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22:00
@kalina Yes, it is true. I shall find you a picture of a train "track" to illustrate. Then we shall move on to the next picture, or "meme."
@Xander I really appreciate the effort you're putting into assisting me
@Gilles Not I (and they aren't all starred)
in You Are Here, 53 mins ago, by Rory Alsop
@ShadowWizard we always welcome folks on the DMZ:
@kalina Oh, I know. It's a skill men have. Trust me, it's a pleasure.
22:03
Checking if @Rory spoke the truth
@ShadowWizard oh no it's you
@ShadowWizard Nah, that's a lie.
@ShadowWizard As long as you have a high tolerance for swearing and penis jokes
22:03
@ShadowWizard why would you come here?
@ShadowWizard Welcome!
WHY OMG WHY
@DavidFreitag you surely didn't see my Den... :P
@kalina blame @Rory! :D
@RoryAlsop you've been blamed
@ShadowWizard I did, but you weren't home. Oh, and you're out of doritos and beer.
22:04
Is Smokey here?
!!/alive
humph
@ShadowWizard Smokey?
@kalina Bot
Smokey. Smoke Detector. Cute spam hunter.
we have enough bots in here thanks
22:05
if we wanted smoke detector we could go to the h bar
@ShadowWizard Don't think it's ever been activated on this site
@ShadowWizard Smokey? No, we have a pyromaniac in the room, I think she killed him.
don't make me set fire to you -.-
who da fuk is smokey
22:06
@kalina you're familiar.... MSE? Arqade?
srsly @Simon keep up
@ShadowWizard Flyk
SPAM HUNTER?!?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
22:06
@Simon DID YOU NOT READ!?
NO I'M PLAYING HEARTHSTONE BECAUSE IT'S MUCH MORE ENTERTAINING THAN YOU PEASANTS
GUYS YOUR CAPS LOCK IS STUCK :D
@ShadowWizard You are new here. :-P
@Xander haha, tru dat!
22:07
@ShadowWizard CAPS LOCK? I JUST HOLD THE SHIFT KEY DOWN!
@DavidFreitag I would dedicate my life to ruining this bot.
So many mods... hides in a corner
I could literally post a picture of my ween and all I'd get is a slap on it so don't be afraid of dem mods.
@Simon and your life would be a total failure. Not too dissimilar from reality, really.
@ShadowWizard Go hide in that hole. Yes, that hole there. The one that looks like a bear den. I assure you, it's perfectly safe.
22:08
@DavidFreitag wtf_irl
@Simon ween? googling
Yes, google it.
@ShadowWizard I hope you're at work googling that.
@ShadowWizard it's a euphemism
first result ^
22:09
@Gilles For tomtao
THEY BROKE UP?!?
Why would one slap them? :(
@Simon wat
that's what he said!
@DavidFreitag Look at the name of the image!
22:09
@Simon Differences of opinion, methinks
@Gilles from you it is! Your powerz won't reach it! :D
@Simon ouch
@ShadowWizard lol
@ShadowWizard If it is not airproof, I will reach you
@Gilles sealing Den
22:12
@ShadowWizard the bear is going to eat well today
Oh god why.
(used it as avatar on a site which didn't make it to public beta ;))
please someone make it go away
@DavidFreitag hmm? what? ;)
22:15
@Simon phhhbt rorys never lie!
@RоryMcCune you changed the "o" to not be pinged by @Rory? :D
@ShadowWizard He spoiled all our fun.
lolz
But @Rоry still ping him...
@ShadowWizard exactly, the other rory is a mod. here and I was getting ambiguous Rory'd to death!
@RоryMcCune Yeah, I see people crying over it at MSE sometimes... ;)
22:17
@RоryMcCune o pls
@ShadowWizard well practical solution was a bit of UTF-8 :)
Unicode magic is always fun
@RоryMcCune I wonder how many people that has affected on the main site trying to ping you in comments
@DavidFreitag luckily there is autocomplete ;)
@RоryMcCune We never did such things deliberately. Ever. Always an accident.
22:18
@diagprov phhhhhhhhhbbbbbbbbbbbbttttttttttt
@DavidFreitag well @RoryAlsop is good about passing on mistaken pings :)
@RоryMcCune Hey I think you sprung a leak
I see two @Bobs as well here
And with same "o"
@RоryMcCune when pentesting how often do you find your self trying to use the user agent as a weak spot into peoples applications ?
@silverpenguin That made literally no sense.
@RоryMcCune hello the awesome roro, can you do some super awesome main site mod things for me? o soz wrong roro this is the sucky one
22:20
@ManishEarth is pingable here??? Now that's a name I didn't see in ages..... :P
@DavidFreitag i think it made sense
I think I know why virtualbox is running like crap
Because it's crap?
I think my extensions package got fubared
@DavidFreitag its on?
22:21
"virtualbox"
VMware master race
oh no the conversation is getting geeky again
Been a pleasure guys, girls, ponies, and all the rest! Off to hunt some monsters now. Cya!
I run KVM now ;p
22:21
nobody cares how big your vm host is, it's all about how you use it
@kalina if you want to scare the geeks away just flash some sun light through the curtains and we will scatter
I have a little VM host.
through*
I don't need to compensate for nuffin.
@RоryMcCune Of course you don't have crayons, you ate them all because you're the sucky roro.
22:22
@JourneymanGeek so you need to compensate for something?
@silverpenguin it's dark
@RоryMcCune saved O_O
@kalina you have only your self to blame
Ahh - so I see you've all made a new guest welcome :-)
scurries off for moar cider
@RoryAlsop why did you invite him here?
22:23
zefuq is going on.
@RoryAlsop Share some with the rest of the class whydoncha!
I invited no-one. What I said was
in You Are Here, 1 hour ago, by Rory Alsop
@ShadowWizard we always welcome folks on the DMZ:
@RоryMcCune Someone's been hanging out on Facebook too much
man im so hungry
@RoryAlsop that is basically an invitation
@MarkBuffalo eww no, imgur for life :op
22:24
linkedin is turning into facebook
@MarkBuffalo i fuckin hope not
so many people spamming these frigging inspirational / motivationals 24/7
@silverpenguin It's like 11:30 PM where you are, fatty.
I look at it twice a day, and people are spamming s
man i have having some heavy deju vu
22:25
@Simon you don't do timezones much, huh
What time is it then in Britland?
@Simon 10:30.
@RоryMcCune he wasnt to far off really :P 27th of march and he would be in the right mind
@diagprov Well he was close enough...
@diagprov You're only 4 hours ahead of EST? Wow, you guys suck.
22:26
I think you just moved clocks for DST yes?
@diagprov Oh, you haven't yet?
Then I was right!
@Simon Hey I'm on 11:30 (CET)
screw you roro
@Simon Your offset was right. We'll correct in a week or two :)
22:27
man i thought i was loved for half a second
@diagprov Ah right, soz.
my heart </3
@diagprov Cheers.
SEE RORO I ROCK YOU SUCK
@Simon you really should try to find some Anti-Grumpy pills, ask @Lighty I'm sure he can help you out
@Simon Yes I am personally responsible for correcting the timezones :)
22:27
I'm about to leave anyway.
@diagprov That's good, we need one of those guys around.
@diagprov not it wasn't we're on GMT now we go off time in a couple of weeks for the summer
@Simon Back to hearthstone? nuuuuuuuuuuurd
@DavidFreitag AW YUH SON
@Simon NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURD
HEARTHSTONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
22:28
@RоryMcCune no I mean the "usual difference". The US at least had a summertime shift sometime last week, ours (CET and GMT) is happening in a couple of weeks.
Then the difference between the US and us will be the same again.
@diagprov yeah but that's just the americans being wronger than usual :)
it's not possible to be more wrong than "wrong"
@kalina Are you sure? I mean, trump...
@kalina sure there is you can be wronger :)
22:30
He seems to manage.
if you're wrong, that's it
Ok usually fuck bikers but this driver is a mental:
@kalina actually the first use of the word "Wronger" was in 1375 A.D
@Simon sigh bikers
some guy proprely screwfaced at me the other day for nearly taking him out
he was wearing black and it was dark
@kalina it would appear that wronger is quite a legit word copyediting.com/righting-more-wrong-and-wronger
22:33
@kalina Those are the worst.
@Simon I've had all kinds of fun cycling around. I had a white van man throw his lunch at me once.
@diagprov Did you thank him for his kind offering?
@Simon I would have done if I'd been able to catch it :)
@Simon the fuck
22:34
@Simon his aim sucked.
@diagprov Yeah those who throw shit outside of cars usually had no childhood, therefore didn't play much Baseball.
"These comments are ruining this man's life" -> Good that fucker shouldn't have acted like a complete asshole.
@DavidFreitag Yuuup.
Seriously virtualbox. Seriously.
gonna ragequit
@Simon that was a fun one. Unfortunately I've also been hit by a car while cycling. Guy drove off, I went to hospital. Not so fun.
22:36
@DavidFreitag why don't you try using a grown up vm solution instead of vm for kids
@kalina Orlly point me to a free one?
@diagprov Yeah now that sucks =\
@DavidFreitag hyper v
@kalina On windows 7?
why don't you try using an up to date OS instead of something from last decade
22:37
Right now if someone would fuck up my car and it'd be his fault, I'd ask him if he's alright and then he says "yes", I'd punch the fuck out of him.
@kalina ugh Hyper-V
@kalina Like I have a say in the matter
hvremote <shudder>
why don't you try having a say in the matter rather than just being so passive
dovid_irl petting puppies: i.imgur.com/n0Zw88s.gifv
22:39
Because that's not how it works.
@Simon the police caught up with him, so it does have a happy ending. Also I had insurance and so legal cover :)
@diagprov Oh really, how the hell did they catch him?
@Simon D'aaaaaaaaafreakinaaawwwwww
@DavidFreitag that is how it works
Also, do you guys want to see a gifv of a man dying?
22:40
no
please don't
I'm so traumatized that I feel like I gotta share it.
but pls share my pain
@Simon Sure
@kalina huhwhut, ok Hyper-V has some downsides running it outside of a domain the authentication is sucky (if you're remote) and it's linux support is a bit... not the best :) The comment about hvremote was the weird script that you have to run to make auth work.
please no T_T, I've seen so many people die
@Simon hovers over flag
22:40
I don't want flashbacks
Not the first time something like that has been shared in here
You don't have to click it Markus.
ok, I won't
I've seen some shit.jpg
@RоryMcCune I wasn't talking to you
@Simon Was in the UK. The whole place is covered by CCTV :) That and since he hit me by deciding to accelerate from stationary traffic without any warning, there were witnesses able to get his registration plate.
22:41
@diagprov Nice!
@kalina ok .... apart from your comment followed mine and wasn't threaded, so kind of hard to know that :op
@Simon rip
@DavidFreitag No way he survived that.
Absolutely no way.
@RоryMcCune poor you
@kalina not really
22:42
@Simon Also, considering the lack of tools etc. seems like it was just some random dude climbing an electrical tower. His own fault.
@DavidFreitag Yeah drunk apparently.
not not really
@DavidFreitag Oh my god no and let's keep it that away.
@RоryMcCune VMware if you need Windows. If you don't, KVM or Xen :)
@Simon Well it was very blurry and the person was very far away, there wasn't much to see
22:44
Still, ewww
I think I have been desensitized
@diagprov vmware workstation is great, although now they laid off the development team and off-shored to china, I wonder if it'll stay that way
such media is so inappropriate that I'm not even sure conversations about their contents are really appropriate
Please tell me that a joke.
Please, please, please.
@RоryMcCune They did? Oh no!
22:46
@MarkBuffalo Re-ew.
hurrrrrrrrrrrrrk
@RоryMcCune They also made it non-free
really guys?
@diagprov yeah whole team got laid off at once :( I'm kind of hoping they' realise the mistake and fix it, but not sure they are a bit clueless
are we having graphic discussions about people getting murdered?
22:46
I didn't know what it was... and then BAM
@MarkBuffalo See that doesn't make me feel anything
@DavidFreitag We call this "psychopathy"
I'll mention the thing I said the other day... the blowing people up stuff is massively off-topic
3
Like, I've watched the gif that @Simon posted and to me it's the same as watching the gif of the monkey and the puppies
can we please not
22:47
Well, ok, no aww
@DavidFreitag o
@RоryMcCune yeah :|
@RоryMcCune Yeah, this +1
@RоryMcCune wow so I just found the news article, it was a profitable product too... how does this...?
@RоryMcCune this has happened more than once?
22:49
Isn't off-topic a way to see that something should be discussed here?
@diagprov Not profitable enough apparently
@kalina there was a trend heading in that direction earlier in the week, I made the same comment. If I'm in room and it starts heading in that direction I will kick people :)
Therefore something "massively off-topic" should be discussed a lot here.
@diagprov Less cost == even more profitable. Especially when you start charging for the formerly free VMWare Player.
@Simon not in that case
22:50
@kalina Pretty sure it's the same discussion of the video I mentioned
@RоryMcCune o lawd are you pulling an ovid on tools thing?
@diagprov You save colossal amounts of money by hiring people who are willing to work for $((3000/6.30)*12) per year.
@Simon do you really think that such conversations are appropriate?
wat
@kalina You really put @Simon and "appropriate" in the same sentence?
22:51
It's ok I have stars to win
bai bai
I assumed there were some standards in here
@Simon some people (myself somewhat included) find that kind of conversation actually upsetting, so yeah whilst I'm fairly laid back in general, I will actually pull an Ovid in that case
Sorry everyone, I will see to it that I am appropriately disciplined for starting that conversation
@DavidFreitag Please bend over. It's time
@DavidFreitag @Simon @MarkBuffalo I've cleaned this one up.
22:54
Time for your spanking
50 lashes with a noodle 0 9 tails?
@Xander Thank you
@Simon come on, we don't discuss your mom that often
@Gilles HEYO
@DavidFreitag just doing my bit to reshape the conversation
22:55
ouch
@kalina There are.
@Xander not what the last 30 minutes suggested
@JourneymanGeek I was thinking bamboo slivers under the finger/toe nails
But the wet noodle thing works too
As a mod returning from moar cider, I'd have to agree with t'other Rory here. Let's steer clear of topics like these, otherwise there'll be folks kicked.
good job there were no flags
23:06
Yeah I definitely deserve to get kicked
@DavidFreitag 99.99% of train facts are booooooring :P
@Xander Yeah but profit isn't everything - there are some alternative but important benefits to having a product like workstation and fusion around.
@MarkBuffalo yeah. I suppose this is the point where someone says "fungible".
judging by the transcript ^^ I'm quite glad I missed it
27 mins ago, by Rоry McCune
I'll mention the thing I said the other day... the blowing people up stuff is massively off-topic
and yes, this ^ 100%
@kalina It'd really help if they fixed the flag system to, say, escalate to 10k users and mods on the current site first and then escalate it system wide only after some time has passed.
@diagprov that's just the way the world is now... but hey, vmware now has a bunch of backdoors :)
23:17
@MarkBuffalo is this what you've been working on at the NSA?
Adi
Adi
@DavidFreitag Ha?
I see notifications from you but no messages
@diagprov :<
@Adi they were cleaned up messages, read up slightly or see the star wall.
@Adi it got censored/deleted. refer to star wall
@MarkBuffalo You walked into it :)
23:19
specifically, to the one by @RоryMcCune
that isn't starred 7 times*
@MarkBuffalo I understand if you cannot discuss intelligence matters ;)
"Insert clever intro here"
@diagprov sorry, this is a violation of my non-disclosure agreement
@JukEboX Oh hey dude.... did the wife give birth yet???
oww would you look at that, a siberian ginger bear!!
Work Harder comrades!
and stay thirsty?
23:24
I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
Fight the power @TildalWave
So a company I do work for called me this morning at 5am complaining of a application that was running on an ESXi host, couldn't hit it myself when I hooked up my VPN to them.
Someone not only set it up to be accessible outside the internal... But also enable ssh on it...
went to find out who would be this silly, and found out it was the CTO.
thanks CTO <3
darn thing got attacked via ssh
CTO's are why we can't have nice things >_<
Ah, the CTO. Of course.
oi I'm a CTO, I allow you to have nice things
what is SSH? :)
23:45
lol
He wanted to get back to his roots apprently
> The police raid of a Brussels apartment tied to last year's Paris terror attacks turned up an ISIS flag, a Kalashnikov rifle and ammunition, but two suspects managed to escape after an intense, prolonged firefight, a spokesman for the Belgian federal prosecutor office said Wednesday.
OK, how is this even possible? What, they like ... ran?
were they too fast? :O
I can't make head or tail from this, it makes no bloody sense whatsoever to me
@CameronVerotti nice Gentoo Hardened answer

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