The DMZ

Mark Buffalo

13:04

> Lawmakers in West Virginia who consumed raw milk after passing a bill legalizing the unpasteurized dairy beverage have fall ill, but they insist the flu is to blame.

Seems like it's taken out of context... I've never gotten sick from raw milk. Still sounds funny, though

Adi

@MarkBuffalo /r/nottheonion

Matthew

Maybe they followed the raw milk with raw steak, raw pork, raw chicken...

Simon

And quite possibly raw donuts.

Ohnana

apparently another lawmaker brought it in

20 bucks says they didn't handle it properly

probably let it hang out in his desk for a hour and then poof everyone's sick!

Arperum

@MarkBuffalo Same. And I've drunk hundreds of liters of the stuff. Probably thousands actually.

Matthew

13:10

@Ohnana TERRORIST LAWMAKER POISONS WITH DEMON MILK

Ohnana

hush you're giving the daily mail ideas

Matthew

I wonder if raw milk is on the list of things that the Daily Mail claims give you cancer... Or the list of things that the Daily Mail claims cure cancer, for that matter

silverpenguin

When i used to be a farmer I once ran out of milk for my tea... so I went up to a nursing goat and had the milk as fresh as fresh can be >:3

Simon

YOU PUT MILK IN YOUR TEA?

"Oh yeah man, I love coffee/tea" puts 100 kg of sugar and 1L of milk

silverpenguin

@Simon everyone puts milk in their tea... its science

HamZa

13:21

common in UK right?

Simon

@silverpenguin Everyone who doesn't like the actual taste of tea, yeah.

silverpenguin

very common

Simon

Very dumb.

Silly UKers.

silverpenguin

@Simon I have 4 tea spoons of sugar and milk with my tea

Simon

@silverpenguin ....................................................

So basically, you're drinking sugary milk.

silverpenguin

13:22

@Simon I used to have that for brekfast when staying around my friends houses :P

sugary milk... pint of milk

Simon

lulz

silverpenguin

and sugar

cold

sugar is more addictive than heroin

Simon

Sure son, sure.

Arperum

@silverpenguin As long as the goat kid was > 3 days old that would have been fine, otherwise it would not have been tasty or anything :p

Thomas Pornin

@silverpenguin And oxygen even more so. The severance syndrome is lethal.

JukEboX

13:23

Hi EVERYONE!

silverpenguin

@Arperum @ThomasPornin The kid was nearly at weening age! :) it was cute :<

HamZa

@JukEboX bash.org/?835030

Simon

weening wat

JukEboX

@HamZa can't read it here. Copy paste?

silverpenguin

a goat

Arperum

13:25

@silverpenguin I've grown up on a goat farm, I've seen quite a lot of goat kids :p

HamZa

#835030 +(21515)- [X]
<Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> try pressing the the Caps Lock key
<Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> **** me

silverpenguin

Lol

JukEboX

LOL

silverpenguin

@Arperum they are cute as hell.... they love cuddling... if I didnt have blood lust I would be a vegetarian

Simon

wat

silverpenguin

13:26

who

Arperum

15 secs ago, by Simon

wat

silverpenguin

better? or worse?

Ohnana

lmao

Simon

Count of things in the chat that I understand right now: 0

JukEboX

I have been gone for a while. What have I missed?

silverpenguin

13:28

goats

Arperum

continues backing away slowly

Simon

does the pls dance in a confused way

Arperum

@Simon Sounds about average for you.

Simon

@Arperum pls

silverpenguin

@Arperum fear me for i will devour your shoe laces

Arperum

13:29

@silverpenguin I'd love to see you try.

Thomas Pornin

@silverpenguin The penguin manatee has morphed again ?

Ohnana

washingtonpost.com/opinions/…

silverpenguin

@ThomasPornin nope still a penguin manatee just enjoying is strong painkiller floating around like a sea turd in a bath tub

Simon

what the

Arperum

@silverpenguin Of all things that you might eat to try to instill fear. You picked shoelaces?

silverpenguin

13:31

@Arperum no one wants to be without shoe laces or you will have to go back to using velcro.... no one wants the social pain of wearing velcros...

Simon

Velcro is love, velcro is life. It's shame that you have to let it go as an adult.

silverpenguin

@Simon I cant even tie my shoe laces, its just to complicated

Simon

lulz

silverpenguin

all my backpain is gone, i feel like a manatee made out of marshmallow

Ohnana

someone's trippin balls

Arperum

13:33

@silverpenguin Like I care about social stigma. I have long purple hair. Walk around in metal bandshirts all the goddamn time. Social stigma is the last of my fears.

silverpenguin

@Arperum but velcro shoes will not go with that outfit finger snaps

im just imagining that look you described but with bright blue and white thomas the tank engine velcro shoes xD

its making me happy on the inside

Arperum

@silverpenguin Again: I don't care. Fashion will try to catch up to me at some point. Untill then, I'm very much me.

Rоry McCune

@silverpenguin unless you're maklemore

silverpenguin

@Arperum and you should be proud of who you are and try to be no one else!

:)

Simon

pls roro spell his name right

silverpenguin

13:36

@RоryMcCune aewww he got the velcros

this is how i feel but im not moving

Simon

Is that also how you kill the chat with a gif?

Rоry McCune

@Simon pls somon, do I look like someone who knows enough about modern music to get that right

Simon

Actually, yes.

Rоry McCune

@Simon well only some. I queued up a "Top 50" playlist from spotify and only made it through the first 5 'cause most of it was Awful!

Simon

Knowing about it does not mean that you enjoy it

silverpenguin

13:46

@RоryMcCune i went through the uk top 50... found 4 or 5 that i like from them ... but that rhianna song is awful

Simon

"that"

All of her songs are awful.

silverpenguin

@Simon this is the only one i have willing listened to (I didnt know it was in the play list i just pressed play)

kalina

gosh that animated gif is annoying

anyway would think that posting animated gifs on internet chat is an acceptable thing to do

15 lines to go

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Rоry McCune

@kalina what the heck resolution is your monitor?

silverpenguin

@kalina didnt you post one the other day of the pony :<

kalina

13:53

11 lines to go

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Rоry McCune

@kalina pls you missed two

silverpenguin

she really does not like that gif

Simon

More than that I think.

Rоry McCune

well three now

well actually four

kalina

7 lines to go

Simon

13:53

Only a few left.

kalina

6 lines to go

Simon

There we go.

kalina

5 lines to go

Rоry McCune

it's an Auto-Kalina

kalina

simon lines to go

Simon

13:53

TIL that I'm worth 4.

kalina

@RоryMcCune no

Rоry McCune

@kalina uh-huh

kalina

@Simon actually the gif went off the page so simon = -1

@RоryMcCune no

I've achieved what I wanted to achieve, I'm going again now

Rоry McCune

@kalina :op

@kalina wait a mo' so you popped in purely to remove a gif

and now yer aff again?

kalina

@RоryMcCune was technically already here

saw the gif

went OH MY GOSH

Rоry McCune

13:55

@kalina well you were, but not in an active sense

kalina

made the gif vanish

now I'm stuck up against the spam limiter which is annoying and so I'm going again

Rоry McCune

@kalina why am I doubting that gosh was really the word you used...

kalina

hey swearing irl is like something that never happens...

at an audible volume...

M'vy

well well well.

Simon

woll woll woll

Rоry McCune

13:57

@M'vy there's a village with a good water supply?

M'vy

ahah

kalina

wall wall wall

I have a problem

I have a basically finished instrumental track and can't find a vocal sample or even a vocal to go with it

Rоry McCune

@kalina I'm sure @Simon would give you one

and you could get his dulcet tones on vinyl

Simon

Just loop a few monkeys having a discussion.

kalina

@RоryMcCune I'm sure he would but I'm not sure how that helps with my vocal problem

Rоry McCune

13:58

inb4 pls

M'vy

@kalina Vocal as lyrics ?

Rоry McCune

@kalina I know, sample Pomplamoose, Nataly dawn has a nice voice

Simon

You look like a pamplemousse.

25

Q: How to get out of an uncomfortable physical setting

A certain co-worker of mine has a habit of placing his foot on my desk while conversing with me. My desk is an L shape and where he stands is not across the desk from me, but at the end of one of the legs. This makes me uncomfortable as his crotch is at a relatively close distance to my face. I ...

LOL

Mark Buffalo

uhm

kalina

@Simon burn the place down

Simon

14:02

Oh, it's less funny because I read that she's a woman now.

Mark Buffalo

Tell him to stop?

Simon

Damn it.

Mark Buffalo

That is completely unacceptable

paj28

hi, has anyone had any luck debugging java applets within IE?

I tried putting these runtime parameters in the java config

-agentlib:jdwp=transport=dt_socket,server=y,suspend=n,address=1234

but it doesn't seem to have any effect

(same params work just fine running a java application)

kalina

"sneeze violently and accidentally punch him in the family jewels (warning: could lose your job though it would be epic)"

Simon

14:08

"I lost my job because I sneezed".

silverpenguin

the best thing to say is "man get your foot off my desk"

Simon

@silverpenguin Oh yeah, I'm sure you would say that to your superior.

silverpenguin

@Simon I would

Simon

You wouldn't you fugly manatee.

silverpenguin

@Simon flipped the CEO off yesterday

kalina

14:09

@Simon it would take a real submissive individual to view another human being as your "superior"

are you a submissive @Simon?

silverpenguin

@Simon il get the toys e_e

Simon

@kalina You really have issues with hierarchy.

kalina

@Simon the closet sub

@Simon yes I do, when people who're supposed to be in a position of authority abuse that authority without consequence it recalibrates your scale of care

silverpenguin

everyone spit on @simon, its fine he loves it e_e

kalina

@Simon: SIT.

oh, you're already sitting

silverpenguin

14:11

@kalina so sub he did it before you asked...

@Simon doesnt love me any more e_e

Ohnana

@Simon i would definitely tell them to cut it out

"why is your foot on my desk?"

that's just so damn weird. it's like someone snapping their gum in the office, who told you that was a cool thing to do!!!

kalina

if a guy is positioning himself so his legs are spread and his genitals are thrust out towards you that's definitely all kinds of weird

Ohnana

i mean, i've seen people strike weird poses before, especially if they have back issues

but that's a special kind of weird

kalina

also the fact that particular individual has asked already for him to stop, the fact he continued doing it can only imply he's offering himself up for target practice

so you should kick him in the nuts and then repeatedly stamp on his face once he's hit the floor.

Ohnana

one dude would do this when you talked to him: netfit.co.uk/public/images/assets/50.jpg

/rereads

> I realize the most honest solution would be to directly confront him about the issue but in the past when I have done this it always results in this odd period that can last for days where he acts like he has been offended, mopes around, and generally avoids me.

WAT.

Mark Buffalo

14:16

wtf?

That guy needs to be removed

kalina

@Ohnana "definitely got back problems" .oO( I wonder if she can see my gains )

Ohnana

"hey barrack? yeah, can you drone strike a motherfucker for me"

@kalina LMAO no. this guy was pudgy and occasionally took a back brace to the office

like, the traction braces

Mark Buffalo

lmfao @ sneezing violently and accidentally punching him in the family jewels

Simon

@kalina Well, I don't work for assholes so that's not an issue at all.

@Ohnana Of course but not in a dick way.

kalina

@Simon or, "you're a man so that's not an issue at all"

Simon

14:19

o lawd, yeah, yeah, pull out the female card.

Good talk Markus.

Mark Buffalo

Thanks

kalina

@Simon the fact you don't see "the female card" as even remotely valid demonstrates that maybe you need an additional perspective

Simon

@kalina Or that you gotta stop working for assholes.

kalina

@Simon well, I did

Simon

Let me ask my donut who works for a male orthodontist how much of an asshole he is.

kalina

14:21

but what about the rest of the world?

Simon

o w8, I don't need to ask because I already know he's a great guy.

kalina

you make out like it's just me

Simon

@kalina I'm talking about you.

kalina

while having a discussion about a post from another woman with problems

@Simon ever since I adopted my outlook on life my problems have stopped

Simon

So, you're having issues with a specific subset of people.

It has nothing to do with hierarchy in general.

kalina

14:23

@Simon men

@Simon actually there is a hierarchy thing in there as well

Simon

Men who are disrespectful to women should be the answer.

Mark Buffalo

It isn't just women who are victims to this stuff

kalina

@Simon you should be worried, they must spend a lot of time in very close proximity to each other and she likes him so much...

Mark Buffalo

Men are as well...

Simon

@MarkBuffalo Hence why I did not like the "female card" she pulled.

Mark Buffalo

14:24

Bottom line is, nobody should be forced to feel uncomfortable at work

Ohnana

ffs, having someone's who's a guy invade your space and having a woman invade your space is the same violation

Mark Buffalo

but women get this kind of crap 10000x more than men

Simon

@kalina I don't have trust issues, this won't work on me.

You may try again though if you like.

kalina

@Ohnana are you certain? There's nothing like being cornered by a big guy you stand zero chance of escaping from

Simon

Because big women don't exist.

kalina

14:25

I can't see that a man would ever feel like he's in that situation, unless it was with another man

Mark Buffalo

@Ohnana agreed... I just think women get this a lot more than men do.

Simon

@kalina ... wtf

I'm 150 pounds, there are plenty of women that could take me down.

2

Arperum

@Simon Nope. That one teacher I had was most certainly a figment of my imagination.

Simon

@Arperum Yup.

Mark Buffalo

ok, now this is a different subject

Ohnana

14:26

@kalina it's incredibly similar to having a woman who's stronger than you pinning you down

Mark Buffalo

yes, women are generally weaker physically...

Arperum

Doesn't mean you can't be mentally locked down.

Mark Buffalo

and yes, men do take advantage of this far more often than men have this happen to them

kalina

@Ohnana and since women are in general physically weaker this is a much rarer scenario

Ohnana

i mean being cornered by a draft horse is rarer, but it's still terrifying

Arperum

14:28

@Simon She was scary though. I'm pretty sure she could pick up any kid from our class with a single hand and throw them through the window in a smooth motion if she wanted.

kalina

@Simon cool story, I'm 110lbs, the number of men my age/size in the world is... well, I don't come across many of them

Mark Buffalo

@Ohnana side note: Growing up, a 6'5" chick at my school was being pinned down by 5 different adults, and they couldn't hold her down... she was pissed, and flinging them around. lol. Not bad for a 12 year old... wtf.

kalina

whereas guys that are larger than me is literally every guy my age or older and many of them that're younger

Simon

@Arperum I bet everyone was nice to her.

Ohnana

@MarkBuffalo oh lawd

Arperum

14:28

@Simon Mostly yes.

Mark Buffalo

I called her Buffy because she was gigantic

she's probably 7 feet tall now

kalina

@Arperum mrs trunchbull?

Arperum

@kalina Nah, not that evil. But most certainly that size.

Mark Buffalo

haha

Ohnana

guys, please be sparing with the "break a specific system" close reason. Someone asking about a general scenario is not a specific system

kalina

14:30

nobody cares

Mark Buffalo

0

Q: Could we make an impervious server with read-only software and no root access?

A long time ago people talked about the Harvard architecture, which had the program separate from the data. Similarly, if the software of a server was not modifiable (burned in to a crystal or something - note: hypothetical, do not attack this premise) and it came out of the box with no root user...

server

burn information to a crystal.. ok

Rоry McCune

you can use that one next time

Simon

Nobody cares about ponies.

Especially the colorful ones.

silverpenguin

@HamZa meta.security.stackexchange.com/questions/2225/…

kalina

@RоryMcCune you act like I didn't know that image existed

why would I post a twilight sparkle image when I am rainbow dash?

silverpenguin

14:37

needs some work but the foundation is there @HamZa

Simon

Get shit on for being nice, roro.

silverpenguin

@kalina what is the difference between twilight sparkle and pebble dash

Rоry McCune

@kalina I have no idea which MLP is which apart from the blue one you have as an avatar :op

kalina

@Simon nope

Rоry McCune

heck to me MLP still stands for More London Place

kalina

14:38

@silverpenguin your attempt to be funny got ignored

silverpenguin

@kalina They cant all be gems T_T

kalina

@RоryMcCune pls

@silverpenguin you say all, I've never seen you say something funny

HamZa

@silverpenguin good enough I guess

Simon

And I'm the constantly negative and mean one.

silverpenguin

@HamZa ouch

Simon

14:39

Mhm.

@HamZa Bahahahahaha, ouch indeed.

"I guess"

Dayum.

kalina

you're a bit like @Simon, who in turn is a bit like the stem that the marijuana bud was attached to

annoying, useless, gets in the way

burns badly

Simon

#drugs #cool #lookatme #hashtag

HamZa

Well I just skimmed over it and it seemed ok (as in no need to improve it)

kalina

#simon #yolo #lookatme #hashtag

silverpenguin

@HamZa too late, you have hurt the feelings of this manatee... :P

HamZa

14:41

@silverpenguin in case you didn't notice, I accepted it :P

silverpenguin

and @kalina I am the pure THC I am happiness!!

Rоry McCune

question for @Simon here

11

Q: In the donut hole of assistance, Should I buy a home?

I heard that there are a ton of credits and assistance for my county/state for first time home buyers, so I started to casually look at the assistance programs. Unfortunately, because I would be living with my (unmarried) partner, we make barely too much combined to qualify for most of state an...

united-states first-time-home-buyer home-ownership pennsylvania

kalina

@silverpenguin nope, you're a manatee

Simon

wat

HamZa

ok, I seriously had to google manatee

silverpenguin

14:42

@kalina That is our word, you have to refer to me as majestic sea cow. manatee is our word!!

Rоry McCune

kalina

@silverpenguin I shall do no such thing, you accept what you're given or I take that away too

Ohnana

> To be blunt, you're not in the "rely on assistance" area: you're in the "save up for your downpayment" sector.

DAMN

op needs perspective

silverpenguin

T_T

kalina

"I net 70k, gross ~60k last year. Partner grossed ~40k last year. We both have 700+ credit scores and no credit card dept. Rent is currently $1,345. My partner's finances mostly break even, even with me footing ~75% of rent, foot, etc; though I still save $200-400/mo for a down payment."

Simon

14:44

"My partner's finances mostly break even, even with me footing ~75% of rent, foot, etc"

They're doing something wrong.

silverpenguin

@Simon massivly wrong

kalina

yes, for starters he can't spell

silverpenguin

like my spelling

Ohnana

i didn't quite understand that

kalina

@Ohnana basically EVERYTHING IS AWESOME but the money keeps vanishing someplace

Mark Buffalo

14:45

@silverpenguin So you dids dis?

Ohnana

@kalina i bet it's bullshit expenses

Simon

Ah, student loans, could that be it?

kalina

also their rent is expensive

@Ohnana fast food probably

Ohnana

movies, restaurants, toys, games, etc

kalina

when I was relying on a monthly salary mine was drugs

disposable income=0

silverpenguin

14:46

@MarkBuffalo I do nothing :<

kalina

do I eat or do I smoke

silverpenguin

@kalina drugs not hugs

kalina

drugs and hugs

silverpenguin

and funky music

Simon

You and your funky music.

kalina

14:48

funk is a bit to 80s

nobody wants to f-f-u-f-u-n-k anymore

HamZa

I find US finances too complicated...

kalina

maybe get some speedcore and pitch it down to hiphop speed so you can trip out

HamZa

@kalina called nightcore

kalina

no pls nightcore is speeding it up

when you can't find the music to get down and boogie, all you can do is, step back in time

yes, I remember now, I was going like an hour ago or whatever

WHATEVER

/me sets mode: +invisible

JukEboX

Can I get your opinion?

Mark Buffalo

14:54

Hydra (genus)

Hydra /ˈhaɪdrə/ is a genus of small, fresh-water animals of the phylum Cnidaria and class Hydrozoa, native to the temperate and tropical regions. Biologists are especially interested in Hydra because of their regenerative ability – they appear not to age or die of old age. == Morphology == Hydra has a tubular, radially symmetric body up to 10 mm (0.39 in) long when extended, secured by a simple adhesive foot called the basal disc. Gland cells in the basal disc secrete a sticky fluid that accounts for its adhesive properties. At the free end of the body is a mouth opening surrounded by one to...

JukEboX

0

Q: GP Print Driver Hierarchy

I am trying to deploy printers over Domain with Group Policy. The following setting is required to be "Enabled" Computer Configuration/Windows Settings/Security Settings/Local Policies/Security Options/Devices: Prevent Users From Installing Print Drivers So I found another setting that will al...

windows-server-2008-r2 group-policy installation network-printer

silverpenguin

@JukEboX if it smelly and yellow see a doctor

JukEboX

I put that question in Serverfault. Is that the best place for it or would it be best in SU?

Arperum

@MarkBuffalo Did you link this because they rip themselves apart every time they eat something?

Mark Buffalo

@Arperum Possibly... but I'm more interested in the biological immortality

and the fact that if you cut them up, they reassemble into entirely new organisms

Rоry McCune

14:59

@kalina trip-hop FTW

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