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00:05
I made a huuuuuuuge mess
@silverpenguin They delivered it to the wrong address.
00:39
I'm RE'ing that executable from earlier
@MarkBuffalo Is that a euphemism?
I found the author's email and username/password
lmfao
Which executable?
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Q: Suspicious .js attachment

JustinI received an email today with the following attachment, and I was hoping to see if anyone could help me understand what it was: //} Expose support vars for convenience support = Sizzle.support = {}; var tDPsXdcAz = ["iK"+"ou"+"D"+("appreciated","projection","layman","pKDO"), "gU"+"As"+("ceremon...

I RE'd the javascript
now I'm working on the executable for brownie points
kids keep distracting me though
@MarkBuffalo What disassembler are you using?
00:46
IDA Pro
IDA is the shit
@MarkBuffalo you're doing this from a VM... right?
...a linux VM... right?
Why would I need to? :)
<= this is a VM
man. I need another tool
Can't find a purchase page for IDA
@MarkBuffalo I couldn't afford to buy IDA :[
Yeah, it's looking expensive
I don't pirate software
so.... fuck me, right?
@DavidFreitag Does IDA pro "execute" executables when reading them? I don't think so
@MarkBuffalo That's not the issue.
00:55
@MarkBuffalo with a rusty flaming chainsaw.
@DavidFreitag So what is the issue?
Maybe I'm not seeing the same thing you are.
@MarkBuffalo That's like saying "Nah, she'll never get pregnant if I always pull out"
Why would I pull out...?
Yes, I am there
00:57
@MarkBuffalo I can't tell if you're fucking with me or not.
@MarkBuffalo The way I see it is that I use IDA for purely educational purposes. I feel bad about not paying for it but it's just too ridiculously priced.
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Q: Is there any disassembler to rival IDA Pro?

bitsumIs there any disassembler (not only a live debugger) second to IDA in capabilities? IDA is wonderful, and somewhat amazing in how robust and useful it is for reversing. However, it is quite expensive to properly license. Is there any viable alternative, or does IDA hold the monopoly on this marke...

@MarkBuffalo ^^^
Yeah, and there's OlyDbg which I've used, but it's ass
would cost over $5k for what I need
if I could just try a trial...
Dude just download IDA and deal with it.
The next thing you know you'll be writing your own IDA clone...
can't pirate
:[
You can do it I have faith
I don't want to break teh lawls
01:10
Use a VPN and download it from a reputable site.
The VPN is mainly from keeping your ISP from noticing the traffic and automagically flagging it
EVEN IF I DON'T GET CAUGHT, IT'S STILL BREAKING TEH LAWLS
FINE THEN DISASSEMBLE IT WITH NOTEPAD
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Q: How and what is used when information is sent to a hacker's server?

NathanWayI'm working in some malware research, my main question is how the victim's data is transfered over the internet, protocol and how? Using HTTP or any other way? As fat as I know the data can be sent by a HTTP request for example: hackerserver.com/pageStorer?givemedata={Heregoesvictimdata} Do...

@DavidFreitag ...I've actually had to do this a few times
@DavidFreitag LOL
That's a next-level facepalm
...next-next-next level
01:13
@MarkBuffalo Exactly.
@DavidFreitag I'm wondering, do you have a list of memes and stuff on your desktop?
I'm guessing that one is from the "Mark Buffalo" folder :p
@MarkBuffalo Yeah I've got them in a folder called "Google"
Nice
pretty sure I would give round face for this
No, I have a custom search that searches the knowyourmeme site.
time to learn assembly so I can just write this myself
01:16
@MarkBuffalo Fine, I'll let you borrow my legally purchased version.
Chinese hackers break into NY Fed, and steal $100 million from Bangladesh Central Bank
@MarkBuffalo (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ ︵ ╯(°□° ╯)
 
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02:48
@DavidFreitag So after some digging
It turns out this is crapware. It installs a program that appears legitimate, and fools a lot of people
It basically infects your computer with a bullshit security software suite
FFS GOOGLE YOU FAILED ME
Who the hell uploads a non-animated gif
like srsly
There's even an email address built into it... you can contact support
@MarkBuffalo Yeah I bet this means you accidentally ran it.
GG
They have support forums, etc
Nope
I haven't ran it yet
Or got fed up and YOLO'd it
02:50
yolo hex editor
and trial of ida pro
(but I was actually able to do this in notepad too... sigh)
This shit preys on old people
Anyway, after looking what's going on in IDA pro's assembler output...
It allows complete and total control over your computer. It's a fully-functional RAT-in-a-box
Writes/edits registry, removes legitimate antivirus entries
Sends/receives email
Allows screenshots of your computer screen, etc
@MarkBuffalo RAT?
Remote Administration Tool
trojan
@MarkBuffalo ( ͡◉ ͜ ʖ ͡◉)
02:57
I could do much better with IDA Pro + the awesome plugin
Ok it's 10PM I think it's time do be done with work
uhhhhhhhhhhh
yes
@MarkBuffalo Well in fairness I got here at 11am
03:15
But yeah. Woo 12 hour work day.
do... do you get paid overtime?
@MarkBuffalo Yup time and a half
great. no complaints then
 
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08:10
Morning
08:27
Morning
Morning
I hate Outlook
Also, Morning
Any mods around? Question that probably needs shunting to crypto.se:
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Q: Cube-Root attack - RSA with low exponent

ping0FdeathI have this RSA public key -----BEGIN PUBLIC KEY----- MIIBIDANBgkqhkiG9w0BAQEFAAOCAQ0AMIIBCAKCAQEAx9a8pYAiNaVt9PrwjQ+0 cB6elLiGpcPQxkQckuPToObXVJcg2BSWG1M4XcH70oI3sCipPBDQiy1HvzHIvW96 qAYsbXR5ouEnNNF9hRlV3hE4LPQhN/H8QIOd8lYrepHcO2dR9gYM6zCQg312C3SJ l6Q6AZGaDI8saxv7cmU95wqK4ZfrHGeAp1kUzaz5rKVq81B...

08:51
hey
@Matthew be grateful you don't have our Lotus Notes
@M'vy Would I be able to access my email on my laptop if I had that?
@Matthew nothing is certain
@Matthew as a matter of fact we have this only on laptops for IT reasons. But the software is a pile of c... (or badly configure)
@M'vy Hmm... Still sounds like an improvement over "try emptying the credential store"
search is a mess
GUI is awfull
shortcut are ... weird
and changes with regard to language
very laggy too
I'll take laggy over non-existant
08:55
it's a shame what notes turned into, it used to be a really good product, for its day
an offline replicated encrypted database tool
that worked back in early 2000's
bangs head on desk
Don't! Email! Me! Files! To! Install! When! The! Problem! Is! Email! Not! Working!
@Matthew ROFL
hands second desk for more facedesking
hands a pillow to scream in
Hello?! My internet connection does not work! Ah ok, please download this driver from http://...
"Hey! I lost my phone! can you let me know when you find it?" "Sure! texts the phone he found it after a good while"
09:27
hello i am your technical manatee how can i be of service today
09:39
@HamZa I see you come to look at my manatee lumps.... why you awake?! isnt it like 3am where you are?
@silverpenguin 10:40
@internship :P
@HamZa 1040? really what country are you in? :O (if you dont mind me asking)
I think i asked before but cnnt remember
@silverpenguin netherlands (see profile)
oh, another dutchie?
@HamZa ahh man i went there a month ago
09:46
@Lighty sort of
in PHP on Stack Overflow Chat, Jul 29 '13 at 10:51, by HamZa
@Mr.Alien @dragon112 I've got arabic blood, dutch and indonesian. I'm the mixed human being :D
Dutchie as in FROM the netherlands, but sounds cool :P
My mate is of mixed blood too, she's half Indonesian and half-dutch, and has almost all Indonesian characteristics in her looks...
hehe
except her eyes, which are full blue, something that is highly rare for Indonesians I believe
@Lighty so how's school life @ ROC?
school is for noobz
09:50
@HamZa far under my level, typical MBO bullshit, like, if you want to give more of a push, theres no use, totally no-one pushing you or giving you an oppertunity to perform
@silverpenguin well, kinda required in most cases
you know, you sit at school 6 hours a day playing games because thats the only thing to do there
@Lighty how long do you have to graduate from there?
So glad I'm graduating after this internship, and going to HTS Fontys as Software Engineer
in end June
after my Internship
I actually miss going to university... T__T all the partying and the not caring .... going to classes for 5 hours a week was nice
09:51
Oh nice, I've been @ ROC amsterdam. Trust me, the same story haha
@silverpenguin how young are you if you don't mind?
@HamZa ROC's are jsut laughable bogus, anyone doing an education there other than Optics or Administration is an idiot for not learning further after graduationg imho
@HamZa 24 man im ancient
Escpecially here in IT, there is so much more to learn out there than making a website in HTML and throw a CSS file in there
@Lighty I'm currently doing HBO @ Hogeschool van Amsterdam. It's better but don't expect too advanced stuff (especially in the first year)
@silverpenguin oh, only a year older than me =)
@HamZa I'm not, I know my new teacher already, first year is a refresher of what I found out myself in the past 3
HTML, CSS< Javascript....
then a bit of Python
and after that, PHP, C#, Java, and prolly other languages in C or embedded or such
09:55
@Lighty you get that on the MBO? o.O
here on MBO, I learned the basics, HTML CSS JS, and PHP and C#
but my teachers are: potatoes, and the education overall sucks
there is zero stimulation to go further, or learn at all, its a shame, because I can't really do alot on my own, I need someone smart to tech me, you see
don't worry too much. You might kinda miss those "chilling" days :D
The problem with MBO is that they also kinda need to meet some "expectations". Ie: the number of graduates must not drop too much. So making the program more difficult/intense is not in their interest
Indeed, it's almost criminal how easy it is to graduate for "The hardest MBO Course in Limburg"
fuck off mate, a cow could even pass this course -.-
mwahahaha
and even worse, there are 2 locations
Roermond and Venray
10:01
Aren't there more challenging courses available too?
and I shit you not, the teachers teach other stuff in another way In Venray as where I go
like
The teachers there are like, 2 chromosones away from a fuckin cow man, going on and yelling "If you know how to build a database, you dont need to learn normalization"
Not joking, more than half the class FAILED their exam, because they build shitty MS-SQL databases
@Arperum nope.avi
@Arperum thats a good one
my boss is trying to get me to go install some on some private jets tomorrow but i dont wana go T___T
you sometimes wonder whether giving people access to something like code academy or code school would be a better approach...
10:04
@RоryMcCune imho, in my previous school. Yes, that would be better
@RоryMcCune IKR?! I swear, if the teacher went like "ok, here is this side codecadamy, go complete HTML and CSS, and show me the results of that in 2 weeks!"
or set some standards
@HamZa At this point I know enough of the Dutch school system that MBO is not seen as the hardest thing available.
MBO 1 through 3 is a joke, and MBO 4 should be more "advanced" then, but still
Graduating people > quality
@Arperum I'm currently doing HBO which is IMHO a whole lot better. Ofc there's always some room of improvement. What I did like here is the possibility to follow other courses that aren't in your curriculum.
True, there is always room for improvement, but HBO is on a much higher level, meaning that the balance in between a Challenge and getting people to graduate is more realistic
10:10
It seems that uni is even harder so it depends on your motivation :-)
True, but when you constantly get wrecked by teachers bending the rules, a not-so-quality education, and constantly getting pissed on by others, motivation isnt that high
Greetings and good morning my fellow geeks once again what's is up?
although I must say, I got accepted to HTS Fontys Venlo 2 days ago, and I have alot of motivation for that
@HamZa uni is easy, dont even need to show up to get a high grade
@HenryWHHack someone might sue you for using "whatsapp" :-)
10:14
@HamZa what is up not whatsapp!
@Lighty ooooh I just realised that HTS Fontys is actually an academic institution and not an IT company :- )
@HenryWHHack fine, just a small cold and a few problems
yay, KeePass 2.32 brought TLS v1.2 and TLS v1.1 support for .NET based connections (i.e. WEBDAV) :)
@HamZa Yup, going for an Engineering title and degree :P
@SEJPM naw this my question boy back up :<
seems cool. I've seen their website before.
I was looking for something security related
10:20
@HamZa They do have "Ethical Hacking" in Eindhoven I believe
Adi
Adi
@HamZa How did the key party go?
@Lighty yeah, I've seen it I guess. I was looking for something in Amsterdam. I don't like to travel +1h
@Adi very bad. It was too hard and I was too weak. Need to refine my knowledge/skills. Especially in pwning
@HamZa I can imagine, FOntys Venlo is a 15 minute cycle (My speed) or a 25 min cycle (normal speed) away for me
Adi
Adi
@HamZa Same here. It was too hard
@Lighty My current school is like 10mn. I once aced it in ~6mn :D
10:23
@Adi we got destroyed in the BKP CTF ... i still walk with a limp
@HamZa I once did the distance (about 9-10 km) in 10 minutes by bike
@silverpenguin More vaseline next time
We're going to try with https://ctftime.org/event/297
Weighting rate 5. So compared to 60 we might do better :-)
@Lighty it would be better if I just start my own vaseline company
I even read some BKP CTF writeups. I couldn't understand most of them. That's the moment, you know, it's out of your league.
@silverpenguin don't forget the single write up :_)
Adi
Adi
@HamZa Oooh.. I should check some of them
@silverpenguin I am going to delete your answer to the phone security features question. It is not what was asked, if that is what was asked it would be closed immediately, and your answer will only encourage more of the same. Which is not a good thing...
@AviD ok if that is what you believe i accept it
or better yet - can you update your answer to focus on what was asked? i.e "What features should I be looking for?"
@AviD sure il update it now
you seem to have the information, but the question was not asking for recommendations
thanks!
@silverpenguin yeah questions asking for product recommendations are explicitly offtopic. This q though was asking more like "how do I choose", not "WHAT to choose". Subtle, but important difference.
10:30
@AviD yes you are right! I spiraled away from the point, thank you for informing me I obviously only wish to provide good answers
@silverpenguin thanks!
those questions are always tricky - it is always far too easy to get carried away with our favorites, but ultimately that is less helpful than informing the decision.
you could put your personal recommendations in the comments though!
@silverpenguin dont take it too harsh though, dont want you to think I'm always pushing you down ;-)
@AviD not at all man, this is constructive
@Adi do you have IDA pro?
Adi
Adi
@HamZa Nope
retdec is kinda really cool and useful unfortunately it doesn't support x64
10:43
@AviD could you review my new update for me please?
Adi
Adi
@silverpenguin You don't need to write "I'm updating my answer"
it could be perceived as attention seeker
@Adi 'T_T yea i was just typing what i was thinking.. @HamZa you talking to me? :<
@silverpenguin I'm complementing Adi's message
@HamZa ahh i was just adding clarity
uhuh. Got my phone back!
@Adi that but a little less awkward
Seems like a factory reset is in order
Adi
Adi
@M'vy Or, better, NMD
NMD?
Adi
Adi
10:49
@M'vy Nuke My Device
It's an app that.. well, it's in the name
Power + Down > Recovery > Power + up > Wipe All > Ok
basically NMD I think :)
NMDfO
Adi
Adi
@M'vy You're giving your device away or getting a new one?
For the first, NMD is great because it securely wipes that shit
As in overwrite all the data on the SD as well
@Adi went for repair
Adi
Adi
Oooooh
Okay, yeah. Then overwriting is an overkill
Of course, they might put child porn on your SD, delete it, report you, and now police can recover it
Thing booted asking me for 1st install info, but got weird soft wtill on it
Adi
Adi
10:52
Can never be too safe
No SD
@silverpenguin oh that looks good!
thanks for updating!
No prob hopefully thats what he wants, difficult being very generic when speaking though.
@silverpenguin side note: I remember there was something like "dual environments" for android where you can separate business/work and personal stuff. AFAIK there's even military grade shizzle out there. You might research/add it too to the answer
11:09
@HamZa are you talking duel sims? or duel boot as such?
@silverpenguin no dual sims, it's something similar than dual boot but more like "profiles" with encryption
@HamZa Interesting, il relay this in an update to my answer soon
after a bit of research
my back hurts so much! damn being tall
define tall
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hahaha
11:37
just took some co-codomol... lets get this party started
@RоryMcCune shodan.io/search?query=fridge shodan knows :)
5
wouldn't it be interesting if you could collaborate answers easier on SE sometimes answers are best merged but only the better one will get full credit ponders life and existence I am a wise and powerful manatee
@silverpenguin community wiki
@HamZa link my flippers are to spread for easy googling
11:53
642
Q: What are "Community Wiki" posts?

Justin StandardSome questions and answers are marked Community Wiki and are owned by a Community Wiki user. Why have Community Wiki posts? How do Community Wiki posts work? How does a post become a Community Wiki post? How can the Community Wiki status be removed from a post? Return to FAQ Index

may 1000 manatees bless your bed tonight
tldr: you can post an answer as "community wiki". People will be able to help edit it. No one gains any rep from it. Neither do you.
Adi
Adi
@ColinCassidy I like!

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